Kiss my mutt

Looks like the same old same old. I miss bachelor Pad.

I’ve seen them all too and I think I know who you’re referring to. Maybe they did but she said no. I haven’t commented much because I don’t want to inadvertently spoil anything.

If he can exact a pound of flesh from the man behind the curtain, I’m all for it

I want a Chris Harrison Tell All.

More like a summer burn!

Yea, Clara needs to stop all the “other stuff” and go face fuck a bag of donuts. It’s like Clara can give him a beej but she’s not good enough to actually have sex with. She made me sad when she said she has never felt an emotional connection during sex even with people she has had an emotional connection with. The ability to compartmentalize does make me suspect abuse.

I can’t believe there’s 45 minutes left. I felt like Erik was dismissive of Virginia’s stance on social issues. Hopefully he’ll start to think about these things rather than not seeing them because they don’t affect him. I could see she was really hurt by that.

No doubt! I cringed for them when they went to the bedroom.

Is Bible study a euphemism for booty call? He won’t play cards but everything else is on the table. Ryan is so clinical about everything and Clara is too full on about everything. Gosh, Erik makes Hailey’s skin crawl and she can’t even hide it. Honestly, those two just need to call it quits and they know it.

When I heard there was a birthday party, I thought, wtf, Kary’s getting another party? And of course Brandi to make it about her. Fortunately, Tiff was so wasted she didn’t notice! Why does Tiffany have to tell her mom she went to four days anyway and isn’t she worried more how her mom will react when she sees these shows?

Gah, these two make me stabby.

Anyone catch unfiltered? Who was on? Paige waiting for her meeting to see what her future with Chris will look like like and I’m thinking it’s not going to look like anything!

Hopefully Hannah Brown doesn’t try to push him into DWTS. 😆

I wonder if Matt was writing his Maifesto in his bunker.

Weren’t there some questionable tweets or Facebook posts in addition to the photo? I didn’t get a chance to see anything before it was deleted.

I couldn’t love Michelle more than this moment.

TFW the Tag Team Geico commercial is the best part of the show

Well, at least Neil got his promotional time!

Matt seems to need to be jollied along this entire “journey”. Man, Chris is looking rough and the real shit hadn’t hit the fan at that point.

There are some serious boundary issues going on between Matt and his momma. They need family and individual therapy

Maybe Matt should have prayerfully considered sending Bri home before getting a piece of ass first.

Rachel seems a lot less comfortable than Michelle who is very poised but she played the God card and nailed it. I know I haven’t been glued to this show but I missed that Matt had a brother.

Thanks @chocolatine! I barely remember him but I could never forget Lee. Good lord!

Wait, there’s more than one???? Help an old lady out here!

I hope Sam drops Ines squarely on her bony little ass. When he said he wasn’t used to dating girls as big as Lizzie I did a double take because she doesn’t even register anywhere close to being big to me. But I guess he prefers his women barely there.