Kiss my mutt

Oh no! I don’t get UP tv so I just kinda follow along here so must have missed that tidbit!

The only reason those ugly Duggar boys are married is because Jimbob has deeper pockets for them to set up house with

They treat Michaela like “damaged goods” and that God not showing her “favor” must be a sign of a disobedient heart, like she deserves to be infertile. I’m so glad she doesn’t live close by to them.

I’m sure Viagra and Centrum Silver, and OurTime will buy ad time. I wish they’d do one for 35-45 or 40-50 especially With the older population being at higher risk for Covid, but I’m looking forward to it.

Derrick probably yells, John 3:16 when he comes. That foreplay makes baby Jesus cry.

Lolol I can see Virginia at Applebee’s for the 99 cent appletini nights!

Chris is about as Christian as the Duggars think they are.

I was thinking more along the lines of not lying about their jobs, I can see why you’d want to act like you didn’t know the answer, I just don’t know why the non hustlers make up their backgrounds.

I’d love Rachel Lindsay to interview Rachael Kirkconnell.

He and his ex look like siblings! I can’t imagine anyone else hosting and he’s pretty good at selling it. I don’t know anything about him personally, though I liked his mild mannered style on Designer’s Challenge but I can’t imagine that being a cog in the wheel of Bachelor Nation for so long is particularly good for the soul and I wonder how it’s shaped him over the years as the show has become less about live and more about cesspool parties. I do rather get the impression he might be over it, but I can’t see him walking away.

So “paying your respects” is the new lingo for a hookup. Good to know. And only 6 weeks pregnant? Chris doesn’t owe her an apology, he owes her an annulment and crickets from Pastor Cal? Erik so wants things to work, poor guy, Virginia is going to spend every last cent and play him for a fool. She should be thanking her lucky stars he has a good job instead of complaining she might have to “handle things” at home for a few days.

It is rather mother of the bride!

I think Tiffany’s problem, as others have alluded to, is that she doesn’t really know how to make friends or read a room as to what would be funny. She’s never had the practice or other girls growing up to learn how to read people and comes across as awkward in social situations. She’s still annoying though but Her husband seems like a real sweetie and extremely patient and gentle with her. Travis could take some lessons from him.

I’m well aware. From the south as well. My husband hunts, I don’t eat meat though. So, I’m not one of those “people” that disassociates prepackaged meat from where it comes from.

My aunt served rabbit without my knowledge and then when I found out, I threw up at the thought of it. It happens.

Lol awesome, thank you!

What? You’re cheating on us? And I thought we were exclusive here but I’m not surprised you’re in demand.

Katie looks like Vanessa Bayer from SNL. Please tell me there’s a skit somewhere.

Imagine having to put on booties before you vomit. Dems the rules!

You know you overcomplicate a pizza party when you start off with an excel spreadsheet. Best scene so far was Kam driving around with her hair in a towel, holding fancy. I loved her dress at the party. That shaman looks like a perv.

I could have sworn one season, $70,000 was quoted by one cast member, plus you have to get your teeth and boobs done and hair extensions. But no price is too high to show your ass on tv and maybe get a few IG sponsorships. Or literally! I may use literally once a week at most, I’ll have to check my “like” game next My role would be to tell these heifers to leave and seek clinical help.

Is she wearing a wedding dress? Oh the girls are gonna love this! Either she’s been there long before or she didn’t quarantine long enough.

Welp, she still has her dildo and an opportunity to get friend zoned on the bachelorette.

Yeah, Matt’s eyes have glazed over. Time for her to go

First time I’ve laughed this whole season, but yeah, Katie is friend zoned. I think she’s used to that.