Kiss my mutt

I’ll turn on closed captioning 🙂

Yay! Thank you. I need a palate cleanser.

Fuck this show

It was in the previews! Ugh Can one of you nice people tell me how to watch MAFS Australia? Is it on lifetime channel?

Wait wait wait, Chris’s ex is preggers or Paige? Looks like the guys are there for the beat down. Boo to this show for doing Paige so dirty. What did the women of this world deserve to have someone like Chris on the prowl?

Those are some dank ass honeymoon suites more appropriate for a hook-up. Any guesses on who’s consummating the wedding or “putting it in” as one of the groomsmen called it?

If I were Paige’s friend, I’d be all “aw, hell no” to Chris’s face. I’d like to see receipts for just how flush In cash he is.

Why in the world would they let someone who was engaged five months ago? Chris is as douchey as I expected and yep, not exactly enthralled by Paige’s appearance which I figured. The way his parents talked to Paige made me throw up in my mouth a little. What a dud Jacob is. At least he finds Haley attractive though he is so beyond awkward with her. The way he was talking, I thought he had game. MAFS will be lucky if they get one couple that stays togetherthis season. I think they just put everyone’s name in a hat for the matches. Chris needs a smackdown of epic proportions.

So it must be the last guy who has a shocking reaction.

Ugh Chris, talking about his ex fiancée? Red flag coming through

Tiffany is all “look at me, look what I do”. We get it. You don’t want us to forget you’re a doctor.

I wish they’d just show the filming of the girls and more of their one on one conversations when they’re not with Matt. That would be way more interesting. I almost groan when a date card arrives.

Matt can’t even handle the girls he HAS, let alone adding a new crop.

Julia kinda looks like Anna Paquin to me. Looks like all hell cuts loose when Brandon finds his balls next week. Zaed looks cute with his glasses.

Daisy says, woof and thank you! ❤️

I’m having a screwdriver. Breakfast for dinner, yo!

Momma Mike needs to talk to all the couples. I feel like that’s the first sane person I’ve seen on this show in awhile. Ryan will probably sell Stephanie’s ring the second she turns her back. She is ridiculously stupid and talks to him like he’s her little boy. Gross. I thought she was more like 62 which goes to show you, fillers don’t necessarily make you look younger. Natalie’s pupils always look alien enough which is probably why Mike likes her. She’s a lizard person.

Becca sounds like she might be positioning herself for a Becca 2.0 with the “if I had to do it all over again” I’m so woke now article. She must not have heard me yelling through the tv not to pick that pos meathead.

Well, I guess Kathryn and Leva can “bond” over having a biracial child. I hope this wasn’t a stunt if she is pregnant. Your kid isn’t a prop.

Probably as long as the producers tell her to!

I’m sure the rest of the men that Claire left on the show are having their own little moment of schadenfreude right now.

Shannon saying she doesn’t have an alcohol problem, she’s just fun? Like in what universe is Shannon considered fun? Brownie looks like a meth addict.

I’m curious as to why Cameron has distanced herself from Leva.

The only reason Patricia “likes” Madison is because she doesn’t like Kathryn.

I’m not sure when the reunion was filmed but Kathryn doesn’t lookpreggers there. Good lord, I hope it’s a false alarm. She needs another kid like she needs another drink or fix.