Kiss my mutt

Madison is a c-u-n-t. Go Dani! Trying to get Kathryn to meaningfully apologize is like “getting blood from a turnip” to use a southern colloquialism.

Virginia looks like she just rolled in from an all-night rave.

Unless the editing monkey are at work, it sure seemed like it or at least a groan or sigh. Maybe neither groom next week will be happy initially.

Chris is such an ass. He’s so worried about if he will light up when he sees her but he doesn’t consider the possibility that she won’t either. He is one ugly dude.

So, Vincent sells cars like Chris with the extra verbiage Erik’s parents look mortified.

I did too but then I remembered him chatting up the stripper ladies at the bachelor party and was pretty meh about it.

Nana so sad

Eric and Virginia have more chemistry to me than Ryan and Clara. She does look busted up ratchet though.

Well, if Ryan ever wanted his ass eaten out, now’s his chance.

Some cultures eat dogs, possum, you name it. Lots of things that I find revolting. Kam didn’t make a big deal out of it at the dinner, Tiffany did and got defensive about it when Kam brought it up later. Being a host means making people feel, welcome and comfortable, not pressuring them to eat something to prove a point

I’ve never regretted not putting something in my mouth I didn’t want to.

I thought it was funny when Tiffany’s closet didn’t open after bragging about it.

Travis is such a fatfuck. She needs to get her nice settlement and leave his bullshit sexist ass. Tiffany acted like she was throwing shade at her mom for taking COVID so seriously. She really hates this woman and Tiffany is not much better than what she is describing. She’s obnoxious and rude. I can’t believe Kam is letting Brandi attend the party after her trip. That red head in her bikini, put it away, she’s so extra.

Wonder if Dale has set his sights on being the next Bachelor now.

Unless it was comped or paid by ABC, that’s hardly broke broke.

See, that’s the problem with soulmates. Just because you think he’s your soulmate doesn’t meant he does. She is ridiculous and just needs to be single.

Money and to increase his earning potential would be my guess and he doesn’t have to pay for the dates at least. Of course, who knows what “broke” means, especially if you’re able to afford to live in NYC.

Dare I call it now? I’m going with Chris.

Good lord, that was tedious

Not more girls! I’m just figuring out who these people are! Previews: Victoria is an escort? Well, that outfit kinda ho-ish.

The woman with the Felicity hair has major eye bags and looks so old in some of the scenes.

She doesn’t know if he has weeks to live? Bitch, why you even here? Katie was very sweet and empathetic when she talked to her though.

I’m tired of Sarah saying how hard it is for her! I’m sure it’s hard for the other women, but you don’t see them crying about it. Matt needs to let her go for her own sake. The Asian girl has some major vocal fry going on. She doesn’t sound quite awake when she talks. The one on one dates are so boring..Thanks, Matt!

He’s given out a rose on all the one on one date so far. He’s going to shit his pants when he has to send someone home from one or on a two on one date. Not that that’s bad necessarily but he seems way out of his element here

I’m totally expecting Sarah to come bounding down the hill to interrupt Serena’s date now! I hate Matt for enabling her and I’m pissed for the other girls. What is it that Matt sees in her anyway? Pity? I didn’t care for Marilyn so it didn’t bother me she left. I’m actually not minding Victoria as much this episode. That erotica reading was just awful. I liked the women who kept it demure. Is Matt covering up razor rash? I just can’t with the turtlenecks.