Kiss my mutt

José is gonna have to take the stick out of his ass unless that’s his thing.

Rachel has an odd breastbone thing going on. Is that from implants?

I don’t think the Duggar girls have any idea what a real bestie is.

Mama Miami Brett’s dress! If I were her mom I wouldn’t be crying happy tears.

For sure! I think Jon would have been quite happy two babies ago.

Lol! I’m sure Jamie just loves that!

Baby News for Jess and Austin! So sweet. Jess and Austin expecting baby from People magazine

And Leah saying she doesn’t give a shit. We know, Leah, that’s quite obvious. She has overstayed her welcome.

I guess if I were Katie, I would be kinda WTF with Michael too, saying he needed to go home for his son and then coming on MTA and saying he would like to continue their relationship. What changed since he left?

I’ve forgiven Chris Harrison. I’m not sure I can forgive the mess that is Tay and Kay hosting although I like them both as bachelorettes. I don’t know if this show is going to Katie’s head or if things aren’t working out like she wanted, but she’s been coming across as a real snot. I wonder if the ratings will go up for Michelle’s season and we’ll make it past two pages of comments!

Did Mike tell his kid he was on a business trip. I’m surprised he waited this long to go home if he was conflicted especially since the hometowns are next week. I really didn’t see Katie settling down in Akron to be a soccer mom anyway. Maybe he realizes he’s not ready to move on completely. It’s one thing to date after losing your spouse but getting married isn’t something to rush into especially I’m an inorganic setting like the bachelorette.

I love those two!!

You got me there!

I lost track the number of times I’ve driven off a cliff and laid in a ditch for 12 hours until someone drug me 20 feet up to safety. It happens.

Jana could do a lot worse, I’m just saying. His eyes look intense to me too but I haven’t seen any other photos. I hope he’s a good one, if they are, in fact, courting.

I think Ryan got cold feet, or maybe cold dick.

Whoa! I knew things were bad but, damn!

Maybe they just couldn’t find anything that looked good on her!

Geez, she could have at least picked something cute like Violet, Lily or Poppy!

Those beefy fit tshirts aren't doing her any favors-or anyone else for that matter. I wish she would have sent the dad dude home instead of Andrew. I don’t see her wanting to be a mother right now and it might interfere with her sex positivity lifestyle.

Now I’m kinda wondering what Michael’s mother would make of Katie!

Blake and Katie are perfect for each other-they’re both gross. But I think long term, that has to get old and Blake is more of a “love the one you’re with” guy.

Those poor fish!

Alex, Kelly, Carole, Bethenney, Ramona, Kristen, Dorinda, Jill

These two need to be called The Dingalings. They just make me stabby.