Kiss my mutt

Gil’s dog looks so sweet in the previews. I’m looking forward to the couples moving in together when shit really hits the fan

I’m just now watching this and I swear I thought Jose was gonna cream his pants waiting for his chance to tell Rachel what his credit score was. I don’t see him as a good provider, just a stingy one. Las Vegas is a hard sell when you have your heart set on Switzerland and I don’t see him willing to compromise. Jose’s reaction to Rachel when she brought up consummation makes me think that may be an bigger issue than money. Be afraid, Rachel, be very afraid. I’m not understanding the pillow fort still being up and how neurotic Bao is with the snoring. Does she sound like a freight train? I wonder if she has sinus issues or swollen turbinates? Maybe she should see an ENT. Ryan is probably the most expressionless person I’ve seen on this show. He always looks checked out. He’s white knuckling his way through this show. As far as consummation goes, I had the impression that Michaela and Zack had based on the first Unfiltered she was on. Johnny keeps turning red during the dinner table discussion-it’s cracking me up.

Well, I want to know where Rinna gets off wearing such tacky ass tracksuits!

I'm sure I’ll be sitting at a table by myself with imaginary flies circling my head but I don’t take a shower every day so it didn’t really get me too excited that Bao doesn’t unless it’s an underlying sign of depression which is a whole different issue. Johnny is too much of a player and has an insatiable need for adoration to ever be satisfied with one person. I never saw them and still don’t see them making it. I love dogs (I have two plus a cat) but it might give me pause if my intended had a dog named “HYPE” of all things!

How in the world are they affording fertility treatment, let alone gender selection? Maybe spend money on extra room before adding another child into already cramped quarters. If the number of children you have is God’s will, how does circumventing that with man made technology fit into Gothardism?

New guest sharks for this season were announced. Kevin Hart is one of them. He’s a bit full on for me but he’s in everything lately! One of the sharks from Canada’s Dragon Den will guest which should be an interesting perspective and the CEO of Good American that was founded by Khloe Kardashian will also appear. https://tvline.com/2021/08/26/kevin-hart-shark-tank-season-13-premiere-date-abc/

But the camera doesn’t love her. Yes, please go away.

Grocery Store Joe needs to change his moniker to Mopey Joe. I didn’t notice it last season he was on but they’re really playing it up this time.

Or just say Olive Garden in Italian “il giardino di ulivi” to make it sound more cosmopolitan!

At least Maurissa got a romantic date before she had sex with him this time. But yuck, yuck, at least to me Nashville Connor needs to go back to teaching.

So, Tahz is going to give Tre “another chance” until the next hot bod shows up.

I’m having a hard time believing Maurissa has ever been on a date but damn, what a terrible first date if it is! So, she’s had sex with guys but no dates? Girl is doing it wrong.

Tre is so gracious and just an all around good guy. I feel bad that Thaz was so quick to have her head turned in such an obvious way that she went to lick her wounds. oh no, Thomas is being Thomas again.

Is Thomas really all that? Ugh! The announcer for this show this season totally overdoes it like he should be selling Oxiclean.

Just how many times is Thomas going to feign walking into something so he can talk about how tall he is. I don’t like slick talking used car salesmen type guys but Aaron needs to calm down with his ire towards him. It’s going to have the opposite effect of what he hopes it will.

Watch out guys-Thomas is coming for your girl!

Sherri Shepherd is a mess. No thanks!

I have a bad feeling about this.

What’s with the coats? At least Jimbob can save the difference on embalming when he dies since he’s primarily made up of hairspray at this point

Serena is very mature for her age. I keep thinking she’s in her late twenties.

I have more of a problem with Kam and her ilk than I ever did with Brandi.

Haha! Maybe he’s slumming it for the lord! He is definitely a man with a mission with Abigail. I like him, but his intensity is starting to creep me out and I think she’ll start to push back with the possessiveness.

Maybe she doesn’t want to get her extensions wet!

Sure, Johnny and Bao are ethnically similar and they look cute together but I don’t think they are compatible once you go beyond that. I’m not feeling the love for any of them anymore since Michaela’s freak out and they really the only ones I thought has a chance. Aren’t the cast supposed to quarantine before the show starts so they aren’t exposed to COVID ?

I guess if you can’t be in a boy band at least look like you are and someday even manage one! I’m curious who his clients are?