Kiss my mutt

Guys have been misinterpreting the word “hi” for centuries!

If they would have just gotten divorced instead of continuing this charade to be on another tv show, he might be well on his way to finding another incubator.

Or got his period. Oops!

What the hell is Jamie O. on about this time? She’s such an attention whore. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mafs-jamie-otis-hints-at-big-changes-amid-marriage-troubles/

I’ve traveled with a fan AND a squatty potty but unfortunately no glam squad!

I think Zach perked up when he was on Unfiltered and Johnny said Bao likes to have sex several times a day!

I’m just now watching this and I have to agree that Crystal has the best bod of really all the howives. She looks very feminine, she’s toned but not hard and very natural looking. Poor Sutton, love her, but she looks like she’s ten years away from breaking a hip with those chicken legs. Erika has always looked very coarse to me and she’s looking really rough now. She’s what I would refer to as a broad. I don’t get her ire towards Tom’s family and friends not doing enough and that they owe him because he’s been so generous when she ditched him at the first sign of trouble. Aww, Sutton and crystal hugged! Sutton, stop trying with Erika. She’s the one that should be crying.

David Spade was the best thing about this season.

What a 180 Erika did with Sutton. Money (or the lack thereof) makes people (Erika) do strange things.

Fun fact-Johnny said Bao likes to have sex several times a day #Unfiltered

I don’t think the ideal woman for Ryan or Johnny exists and if they were ideal, I doubt they’d be interested in them. I hope Brett finds someone to pour out all her love to that loves her back as much. I don’t see Ryan getting there.

Jose is trolling me with that outfit.

Bao doesn’t have a good read on johnny at all. It’s uncomfortable to watch and I’m cringing with him.

Poor Ryan, he’s just done but he doesn’t want to hurt her especially after losing Baxter.

I can totally see where Johnny is coming from with the baby girly type talk. It’s unsettling and creepy when she was saying, “then touch me, touch me”. I think that’s a positive that that turns him off. I can understand wanting Johnny to initiative affection, though.

New phone, who dis? Michaela is off the a good start plopping down during a salsa dancing class and refusing to participate. She just “didn’t want to do it”, but Gil is calling her out. Not sure how Zach or anyone else can work with that.

I don’t see any spark between Abigail and Noah. I think they were just riding out this season and no one else showed any interest since they were shipped so early by everybody.

What the hell?

Maybe Natasha and Tia can go to prom together. Tia might not be single if she didn’t try for years to make Colton happen Geez, Ed is 37? Lots of old dudes here.

She probably needs to sage the “boom boom” room now.

Poor Ed, he can’t get a date with the one girl who is crying that she’s alone. Poor Natasha though. That’s pretty rude groveling for a date when Natasha just gave him a rose.

Becca just sounds so awkward every time she opens her mouth. “Tall drink of water” lolz I’m glad Tia picked James even though her vagina prefers Blake. That’s nice of her to give him a chance to find love this week and gave Blake the dismissal. Dr. Joe is dismissed. Probably for the best since he’s in love with Brendan.

Ari’s nanny giving her the side eye is everything. I laughed when Ari told her she’s her best friend and she said, I’m sure you’re missing your family. She probably rolls her eyes at her behind her back even though she seems like the nicest lady. Ari would get on my last nerve with how helpless and lazy she is. Im FF’d through Cory and Evelin and Jenny and Sumit because it’s the same story season after season. I’m slow catching up since my watch list has been a mile long and I was burned out by the old couples on every iteration of this show, but I like seeing other countries so it’s worth the pain.

Wow, she’s pretty! I kind of remember her.

Who the heck is Alexa?