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The ponytail just no. If Ramona was going for severe, she should've gone full-on twisted bun. The ponytail looked unfinished and drew attention to her bad ends. So, did Tinsley get arrested? I guess mugshots are also a new thing, a recent addition to the booking process. I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned being fingerprinted at least 30 times by now. Maybe that part wasn't as traumatic. I guess they have good alcohol wipes down at the precinct so as not to ruin a good manicure.

The house on the outside is nice, but it looks like a lot of the "character" is gone with the bad cabinetry and carpets. I HATE it when flippers do that. Now if they could be bothered to do some research and restore it, that would be one thing..but look who we're talking about. Does Nova just not wear pants at home? I guess it makes it easier to pick up the poop. I don't even understand the point of the Los Angeles trip.

I don't think Andy understands the meaning of shade. Monique's comment about gaining wisdom from women her mother's age=shade. Giselle's comment about Ashley's PJs and some of the other comments=no shade. Just because you say something mean doesn't make it shade, maybe a read but not shade.

I know I comment on hair a lot, but does Frenchie cut his own?

I love Christina too, but I can't help but feel there's a sadness there sometimes during her interactions with Gary. He's a good dad and he married her and they have a nice, stable home, but sometimes I think he doesn't show her that he's in love with her and his comments create awkward moments. She was looking for solid confirmation when he said he waited for the "right one" to marry and he didn't confirm it when she said "and you did!?" Farrah's butt should be on Drag Race. It looks ridiculous.

Someone in wardrobe needs to help with foundation garments...

I guess I can forgive him for Lost now...not so much for WWZ.

It's interesting to see them not on the couch and engaging in activities. I'm not gonna lie, though, Amber's version of kayaking is totally mine--be really bad at steering so my BF says "just stop," then sit back and take in the scenery. I do admire Farrah's hustle but she's still batty as hell so I couldn't hang out. She strung together coherent sentences during her interview and seemed almost personable talking to that girl afterwards, so that's something.

Ugh Landon... I tried to pay attention, but didn't Craig's letter just say he finished the one requirement? I don't think it said anything about being done with law school. It could probably be implied from someone who doesn't have a fast and loose relationship with the truth, but from him I would need it to say clearly "you're done with law school," or something to that effect.

Conner has probably been trained to recognize bill collectors or process servers...hats just complicate the whole thing

I think Lu knows all about Tom but doesn't care because he has a nice NY residence, the Florida properties, a boat, etc. I don't buy for one second that it's strange for her to say "ours," she was comfortable with that from day one. I'm sure she has some money, but based on her stand alone special, she's an opportunist. She knows the game and she gets the wedding she didn't get with the count. She probably figures that she can deal because Tom knows where home is (because he owns it) and they get along. I'm sure she can't just come out and say that, but the funny thing is that if she did, the ladies would at least stop talking about the cheating because most of them have been there or are trying to get there and probably want to know her secret--looking at you, Sonja (Tom probably liked the benefits but I'm sure he saw what a loon she is).

I saw she was hungry but I thought she was so rude to the guest chef today. Maybe try the stuff before the segment and if you don't like it or aren't interested, cut that part out. They never have enough time during the cooking segments anyway. If you're tired from partying the night before, run a rerun. I DVR the show everyday, but usually can only get through the Hot Topics. She made me angry when she was discussing "boy talk" about Billy Bush and Trump the other day. Such a double standard sometimes with her. I'm also tired of her shilling her clothing line and now app. AND that Vegas trip, just no! I would throw the question on purpose. They couldn't get a sponsor for a nicer hotel? None of those activities sound interesting to me.

I'll keep saying it...Farrah and her family are all batshit. Something is just off with all of them, even Michael. I need to know what nasty thing happened in that woodshed. Are they all on drugs? They are not right. Amber needs to start extricating her finances and then herself from Matt immediately. Mackenzie is a shit-stirrer, but if Ryan really cared, he would and should go through the courts. Although Maci is a little right too. Everything Jenn and Larry has done is great, but Ryan needs to step up and start being a father without relying so much on his parents. I don't know what he's been on lately, especially coming from the guy who called Kyle slow, Ryan isn't far behind lately.

Who is the woman in the pug caftan on Patricia's site because that is NOT Patricia....there's a whole lot of Photoshopping going on...

Agreed. I feel the same way whenever SJP visits or does any talk show.

Or Mock Trial/Grade school mock government. "Point of Order!"

Wasn't feeling the live show. It felt too much like something on late night Adult Swim--I don't get any of those shows/find them more weird than funny.

I know there's been so much anticipation/discussion about Chateau McMansion, but to make such a big deal about it...you're not curing cancer. Go on and on about how much you did if you went back to school, put your kids through school, started a foundation, etc. etc. etc...This wasn't even Vanderpump-level house porn.

I vote that all future episodes only include the adults/cast over 25.

Ramona = nose job, or just sick this episode? They all sounded hoarse...Luann just sounded like her normal 2-pack-a-day self. Otherwise pretty slow start... Oh and Carole stop calling yourself a girl. That ship sailed 30 years ago.

Maybe the island isn't for the zombies? It has been so long, I have to go back and read recaps...

Kail needs to STFU with being all butt sore over Vee's comments. Vee is 100% correct about the sacrifice she made in uprooting her life, as well as getting 50/50 custody legally recognized because Kail is all about Kail and when she's done with school or off into her new situation--knocked up again?--she will go back to finding fault with Jo's parenting. I do wonder how long we will continue to follow these "girls." I think it's time for MTV to pull the plug and take off the monster truck-sized training wheels and let them all fend for themselves or make them all start competing on the various Challenge shows to earn those checks. Maybe that will be better birth control than sitting around and buying cars and houses every other month because then they can't compete if they're preggers or have time for stupid get rich schemes. I also wish they would force Dr. Drew to watch all the seasons to prep for the reunion shows in exchange for his check.

I don't think there's much more to the story. I think Porsha is trying to cover her reputation and for Phaedra, which is where it all started. What tells me Porsha is lying is her Lisa Rinna-style reversal suddenly recalling certain things after playing forgetful and the way she said something to the effect "maybe I did say that," or "I probably did say that." at the couple's dinner. I'm really waiting for Holier than Thou Phaedra to get called on her mess even though she'll play coy and won't own anything. And, no, Peter, no one would be fucking you. It would be one of those bad romcom scenes where you'd look like an idiot thinking you were getting a threesome only to be kicked out of bed by both women.

I love anything about this period in Hollywood, especially the decor. I need a bathroom bar. I don't like Sarandon as Bette Davis. I know impersonations would be OTT, but I need a little something extra for Davis. Jessica Lange can do no wrong for me, but it does make me wish Faye Dunaway were a few years younger. I think Judy Davis was in her element. I always felt she belonged in another era, although she's always looked sickly to me.

Any thoughts on Auntie Em with the black fingernails? I found that a little suspicious.