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I kinda dig Kim's hair. I like the different shades of blonde and I think they complement her coloring, very sun-kissed. Would damage the hell outta my hair, but I like it. I will say that it was a bit much on Wendy the other day, but Nene's looked like a cheap fright wig by comparison. ETA headbands need to be banned on all ho'wives franchises. Phaedra, it's called a vagina...no need to use the "c" word which I find to be more offensive than the other "c" word... Is anybody going to discuss Porsha's sister's baby daddy? Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I didn't see a ring unless her finger was swollen...

THANK YOU! Just gross. No amount of tapestries or scarves you hang is going to cover up the fact that there are roaches crawling all over your shit. She must be in love because I would not stay there or clean it up because it's not my mess. Do these people even think or plan before bringing over their fiances? It's bad enough that she has to walk through Bad Ronald's room to pee or leave the house or whatever...just no.

I can say that I'm happy to see that someone corrected that sign in Janel's kitchen. It bothered me the day I saw them shopping for it. Better THAN, not THEN.... The portrait was just all kinds of creepy just because, no offense to the artist, who seemed very sweet, but it would give me nightmares. The fact that they are trying to rewrite history was just the icing on the tree. I would like to know more about the children's father. They kind of make him out to be a deadbeat, but I'm just not sure if he has the means to fight the issue based on Robyn's statements tonight and the fact that the kids went to stay with him. That's a little different.

To use Dr Phil-speak, Nikki is not even a fully formed adult yet. If she were 29, she wold have more life experience to decide whether or not she wants to be part of Mark's creepy 1st wife redo, but she's not. I feel like Mark is completely robbing this child of her future, growth, etc. I think it's bordering on abuse...For this story and the story of these kids who are waaay too young, I almost want to see an enforced age limit of like 25, but I feel that way about most marriages. Josh with his milk-toast voice, yawn. The family seems nice, but I feel like it's Danny and his wife all over again. She has to be "fixed" to fit with his family's agenda, and even though she did convert, there's always going to be her past, which seems pretty tame, but will always be held against her. Loren and her Kardashian voice is going to get old fast. I see fast-forwarding her segments in the future. Mel and Dervan, meh. They are both adults. If it doesn't work, no harm, no foul.

Do we know that they can't swim? In WWZ (the book) they walked on the sea floor. We haven't really seen Kirkman's zombies around any major bodies of water... No matter how bad this show is, I'm in until the bitter end because I'm OCD about zombies and have seen just about every piece of crap campy movie or show, so by comparison, it's good? (I don't think Z Nation is crap.) Now, if we start seeing smoke monsters or domes, I'm out. I'd even be up for a WD/FTWD Ancient Aliens crossover. I agree, totally rude to leave the gate open. They could've easily jumped out and locked it and been back in the truck before it shut.

I don't even know why Brooks showed any records to them. Until he dies or they escort him personally to chemo, they won't be satisfied and will continue to run with the story. That started with a psychic... Asking for someone to divulge their medical records is way beyond. I agree that Vicki is completely self-absorbed. I don't know if her being at the doctor was to prove that she does go to the appointments, but who needs that? I could give two shits about Brooks, I hope he's not dying, but he's better off away from all those harpies including Vicki. Maybe it's a psycosematic stress growth from putting up with Vicki all those years, notwithstanding the grifting guilt. I'm done looking at Megan's five-head. I could swear I saw Tamara's tracks last week...

For once, I actually agree with Kodouche, that they should get married quietly at court or something and then celebrate the adoption as a family. Why does Merri need an office?

Brad and Margaret had the best hair. Melissa's and Juliana's hair just looked crunchy and dry and Nene needs a professional wig stylist. She can no longer joke about Kim Z's wigs while wearing those ferrets on her head. Maybe it's because it was the VMAs, but usually the hosts dress better. Other than Brad's suit, it just looked like a regular day at E! I think Juliana was too restrained. She looked like a deer in headlights during some of Brad and Margaret's jokes like, "They said it, it's okay for me to smile, right?"

Kim and Brielle look like Oompa Loompas this season. The self tanner and foundation is not coming across well with the lighting. Plus, I'm being blinded by the shine of the tip of Kim's newly upturned nose. Kim is a hustler but she does spend like crazy. Even if she's embellishing on the amounts she spends, it's not going to last forever because I don't see her saving. I would say say she needs to talk to Vicki, but I don't think whole life is a good investment...eh, probably better than scratchers...

I think high school will be the hardest time for her socially and then get better as she enters college where kids start to grow a little more emotionally and start to think less about what others think. I hope she keeps her friendships intact. I love how supportive her brothers are. I still don't get the feeling that the grandparents are completely accepting.

Kim's nose doesn't even point in the same direction that it used to..such a liar. It will be interesting if Kroy doesn't get signed. She said she makes her own money...how exactly is that other than Bravo?

I don't think I'm shallow but her "look" is too distracting, her voice grates, and I tried, but I just don't like the show. I'm a bad person. On topic, SHUT UP MEGAN! I knew I should've kept FFWDing through her segments. Headbands are not her friend. She needs to have many seats. I'm not a parent and I'm pissed at her. I'd take Jesus jugs' brand of cray over her. I want Vicks to put her in a cage ala the old SNL sketch about Debbie Matenopoulos. I wish Shannon and David would just call it quits. They are painful to watch. I wonder if the kids would rather see them apart than hear mom and dad's anger-laced, passive aggressive comments to each other in that condescending "mommy and daddy need to talk in the pantry" tone because that's like totally normal.

Has anyone seen the makeup commercial with Kyle and Tara Reid promoting Sharknado? it seems a little shady that Kim isn't in it since she had the cameo in the movie....not a fan of Kim, but it's a little Mommy Dearest to me.

Maybe I've lived in Los Angeles too long but I can totally see someone doing a cubicle-themed restaurant if there hasn't been one already.

I'm out ya'll! I read the synopsis on the DVR and I couldn't do it. Canceled the series and deleted the episode, but I'll still come for the snark. Getting really close to pulling the plug on Extant too. I still don't know how this got renewed. I would take another season of Resurrection over this. Maybe I'm still working through my Lost finale anger issues...

Meghan looks like an elf or a character from the Jim Henson Dark Crystal movie. I'm fine to fast forward through her scenes. Tamra still hasn't learned anything the way she was all two-faced at the party about Shannon. She looked 70 before her eyes were applied. I guess she NEEDS eye makeup. KungFuBunny, I want to eat your picture it's just too adorable!

If they are going to just not give a crap, can we please get hair and makeup, or at least just hair to fix Rebecca's chop job? Please. There's no way I would pay to shovel poop, but maybe Mary should pair up with marriage counseling therapists or something. They love giving meaning to the most mundane tasks and have people pay for it--RHOOC Shannon I'm looking at you.

I just need to say it, then I'll feel so much better....SHUT UP HEATHER! I would love to see a spinoff of Shannon having lunch with RHONY's Bethany. Not really but kinda. The neurosis!

Melyssa and Arzo were wrong. None of their business. Melyssa was really wrong for painting on those Bozo eyebrows, but the boo hooing and being wheeled away while Geneva got arrested was wrong. There has to be video of the whole truth. Technically Arzo put her hands on Geveva first. I think Geneva's tears looked shiny because they were mixing with her foundation. I can't stand Arzo's nasally voice. I could've lived without her recap. Daisy said a prayer so I'm sure Jesus will fix it. Demetria's dress was just fugly. Too many elements thrown together and not flattering.

Or Jon gets recruited by the White Walkers. Was waiting for his eyes to turn...could be interesting. The king was eyeing him pretty closely and they had a moment.

Even though they were stained, I think Rebecca looked better in the Amish clothes. She definitely looks better with her hair pulled back without the homemade hair cuts. You'd think they could get the ambulance closer to the house.

Loved the episode. Loved Patti Lupone. Most importantly, I loved the gray knitted sweater Vanessa was wearing. I'm not a goth or steampunk but I need it in my life.

Weaves done wrong are bad for your hair, but done well (braids aren't tight and you're not trying to rock 40" and 10 lbs of hair) and properly maintained can be a protective style. They've helped me transition out of relaxers and get length back to "cascadading" pre-creamy crack length and I still have my edges, but I agree they shouldn't be for children. Knowing what I know now, if I had children, I don't even think I would allow a relaxer until a certain age (college plus job for regular maintenance). But done well also means coming off serious coin, which Kandi has, so there's no excuse for Riley's weave. Carmon and Don Juan would be so fired. I don't see them doing any work to bring in checks and if they are so much more evolved than Matthew, they should've refused the trip because they should be busy working on Kandi's empire. Of course Kandi doesn't know how to communicate her expectations or set rules so I'm not surprised.

I don't even watch the show but I'm also bothered. He NEVER received any sort of counseling from what I read except for a "stern talking to" by a child pornographer who is thankfully in prison. Could Josh have been a victim as well? Even if he is sorry, I would not want him around any children of any age.

I think Weenie is going to be the only weenie in this family. RUN TODD! Most ungrateful group of people I have ever seen. I agree with everyone that Kandi should've put her "unts" on a plane back home. I don't know what Kandi sees when she watches the shows. Is she in that much denial about her dysfunctional family and evil mother? Annnnnd, Kandi's hair looks somewhat decent. I question the position of that part, but who jacked up Riley's weave? It looks like a bad lace front. That is not a knock on Riley, but on whoever put that on her head. I know Riley and Kayla are teenagers, but they should not be heard. The whole family would've been better off at a speech therapy retreat.