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WTF Madison!?

Oh puhlease, Vicki is beyond ridiculous with that neck brace. This is the best thing that could've happened to her. I love how she and Breanna were trying to out sick each other. Meghan shouldn't have gone at all to Vicki's to be guilted into an apology or put up with Heather's chastising. Weaksauce and I don't even like Meghan. I'm totally fine with Shannon's approach. Anybody could've ubered or caught a dune buggy over. Shut up Heather. You can't sleep? You have PTSD? Did your chef not show up on time? Why don't we see how your suffering compares to one of the troops who has seen combat. WTH next week?

Thank you professionals on this board because I thought it was weird that Catelyn would just pick some random place out of the phone book. It seems like her "therapist" would've been part of that decision process-"let's find the place where you are going to get the most out of it, not just something where you like the pretty pictures." I can't with all the money spending. What's the timeline? Is there no escrow or closing process? They put stuff in a box one minute, then are unpacking the next.

Burke was creepy as fuck with the smiling. I know it's not fair to judge because someone's not "acting right," but that was strange. I still think the family was involved in some way with the note, the pineapple, and the paintbrush, but that crime scene was so compromised that I agree I don't think we'll ever know or could hold anyone accountable. It's not like people go on tv and just confess. I have yet to see Dr Phil get a confession from anyone.

Yes, a lot of Louie...the most important thing, though, I need to know the designer for the booties Julie Bowen was wearing in the audition scene and I did like the music.

I don't like the Dance Moms angle. If they all know Gem Stars is rigged, why do they bother? These things are all about the money, so why not speak with their wallets? Seems like that would force some kind of fairness or put them out of the racquet, cough, I mean business. These women really need to get something else going in their lives, but I guess I do to because I'm still watching.

What was that crap in Farrah's hair? It looked like she got sprayed with rainbow silly string. Every time I see her TX house, I get hungry because it looks like a Macaroni Grill except they let you use their toilets. Loved Maci's mom. Would love to hear her take on this foolishness vs. Ryan's always supportive parents. So, last week Maci was just figuring out she's pregnant and this week she's popped the turkey button. So fake. I really want to know what happened in Cate and Ty's house. His face is looking chunky. Can't Butch get in trouble for being around pot smokers? I would think he still has to check in with someone from time to time. Thank you, Ghoulina, for saying "jel." Oh and did we really need to see the segment with Gary making the cinnamon rolls swimming in icing? They should've let Leah go to the hospital with Amber because if Gary continues like he is, he's going to be in the ICU.

I think this show has just about run its course... Who didn't guess that Chester wasn't leaving Punxatony? He's been saying that since he first appeared blurry on the show, and, Mary, I don't care anymore. Carmella is a little strange to me. The dress was fugly. What was that stupid feather? Did she start having children while in the cult? Grandmother?! Sabrina, what history? You are friends and hooked up once or twice. You're the only one who cares, Mopey Mildred. If I were Kate, I would stay away from the wedding, Jeremiah, and PA too. If the timeline is to be believed, goofy Jeremiah read her for filth after she let him stay in her apt and found a suit for him for his and Sabrina's "date," so piss off. You're not family. You're on a pseudo-reality show.

Vanina needs to change her eyebrow template...they get drawn in thicker every week.

Maci is clearly pregnant in the engagement scenes. You see her bump several times.

No way Anfisa is 20 with that much face work already?! Guess we'll find out for sure with all the human for sale, I mean, immigration documents. How do you spend 70 grand on someone you barely know? Ask me for $70 and I'm giving you the side eye. Seriously Nicole?! Honey just no. Loved the prayer, "whatever he's in it for..." I think her siblings ended up with all the brains.

Part of me hopes that Trump winning in the poll is because people want to mess with Andy's head and the thought of that makes me laugh. I don't really think she adds much to the NY show, but Jules looked good last night. I give Dorinda the side-eye for being a shit stirrer.

Kelly needs to go on Botched. Her face makes my face hurt especially when it's shiny. Her nose is way too small to balance out her lips and teeth. I find myself taking deeper breaths when I see her. I'm team Shannon, not because of Kelly's looks, but because I don't think it was a setup. Was her mom wearing a wig? Good root realness, but it sat way up on her head. Did they heavily edit Meghan's speech because that was awful. I hope the charity didn't spend money for her or useless Heather. Jim could care less about you having a baby...get used to it being your baby. I love Vicki's idea of buying things for people. "I bought you a car, but you have to make the payments...and still never hear the end of what I've done for you."

I won't lie...I've had a cider or beer in the morning (not on a work day) because it was the only cold thing and I was too lazy to deal with ice and a glass or making iced tea. I could see that fitting in with Joey's general laziness. So I don't think the Brenda/Travis exercise was really complete. He at least went to the church, Brenda didn't even get out of the car to talk to anyone...not that I would sign up for any of that foolishness in the first place. I don't know that I could be with someone who wasn't pro-choice, but as said eloquently above, I'm pro education first. People should be educated on their bodies and the financial, mental, emotional costs of having a child to avoid unplanned pregnancies--all bets are off to me for rape, incest, health of the mother. That said, I just believe people should have a choice whether or not to proceed regardless of the circumstances there should still be a fail-safe. Hailie will never grow up.

Have we gotten to the bottom of window-gate yet? Jules is just weird to me and ITA that it wasn't a joke but a way to ruin her food like Jesus Juggs pouring ketchup on her sundae or injuring yourself on a window so that you can get more meds--don't they live in a fairly modern high rise? Where do you find a window to climb through anyway unless it was from the debris on their other house with the pool in the living room... I don't think Bethenny and Carole were being mean about the pizza or drugs...like also recognizes like...

S.E.X. All of them seem to have religious leanings and I think they all rushed into marriage so they could get it on. You would think that they would've undergone some sort of religious counseling prior to discuss money and kids, etc., but I'm a heathen so I don't know how that works. Maybe it was all "great that you're getting married before having sex now go with God." It's really sad how little they know about money, BUT you know there are "adults" who know even less, which is really scary.

Yes, she's 24, but one would hope that she won't be the same at 30 or 40, which is why the others have the edge over her. I think back on the dumb shit I said and did in my 20s and I know I'm not that person anymore and I think that comes with age and reflection, which she doesn't have yet. I would imagine it's that much harder with 2 kids in tow--her maturity should be accelerated for her kids' sake and fortunately, she has money and family and privilege, but even with that, I doubt she's fully grown into the person she will ultimately become which is why I say she's still a child or child-like, definitely not a fully formed adult mentally...Although it would be sad if she stays in arrested development like TRav.

I'm not going to go so far as to say she was high, but she is essentially a child and she has a temper. She could be the type that when they see red, things don't come out right, which can change with maturity. The others are older, have lived longer, received more education, etc., so while I don't think she's stupid, she's young and immature. I don't think she had to sit there and take it, I just wish she would've come off more articulate because (while I'm not going to stop watching the show) I can't stand the double standard shown to this girl and I kind of want to root for her if for nothing else to hear her tell Landon to shut up again. Some of the arguments are silly, but I can't help but laugh when she calls her a dolphin or tells her to shut up... I'm surprised that they didn't immediately start with Landon's friend's confession about TRav and Landon sleeping together. I hope it does come up. Based on the relationship fuckery between Kathryn and Thomas with the on again off again, I can see Kathryn getting pissed about TRav taking Landon to London even if nothing happened, which I think it did.

A season of clipshows...What the hell actually happened this season? Light stringing? Thanksgiving place settings? I don't feel like we've learned anything new. Who did Christine's lashes? Janel looks uncomfortable like she can't put her arms down. Kodouche looks confused. Meri looks more and more like a muppet to me each week--overly tan Nerf face like Miss Piggy's cousin, which isn't a read because I think Piggy looks great, but it's just odd when people look like muppets.

I watch a ton of tv period, but I always watched the wedding shows for the before and after and OTTness of it all and then I got engaged (15 years in--we have a house and dogs, not planning kids, you get comfy and busy), after drinking many mimosas, my friend and I went to David's Bridal for fun. They try to class up the process by making you wait for a consultant and then tackily ringing that damned bell if you say "yes." It was miserable for me. Everyone was nice and helpful, but I hated all the dresses-heavy, uncomfortable, hot (could've been the booze), but I realized that I'm not that girl and I just couldn't with the money even if Vera was deeply discounted. Haven't watched the shows really since but tuned in today to see the manufactured drama with Randy and the new male consultant. I think I'm done with the show. I do miss Four Weddings, though. And I'm probably going to be at the court house in my flowered Lands End dress with pockets if I can finally figure out to hyphenate or not...maybe another 15 years.

This! For all her social climbing selfishness and I still don't care for her recently--she seems desperate--her special was interesting and real. I could only think of Sonja (if she could be lucid enough or LVP) even competing with it. I was so going to skip this, but glad I watched.

It seems like gynos and radiologists are on board now, but the verdict appears to be out on childbirth after UFE. The gyno said no, absolutely not because there's not enough data, while the radiologist said it's possible and that he's seen many healthy pregnancies. Kids were not really part of my plan, but good to know they may not be completely off the table. To tie back to the show, I'm just really surprised how little these women know about their bodies beyond face fixes and rejuvenation. Yes, a medical directive is part of the process...maybe more so once they establish that you are "not married."

Just had UFE 2 weeks ago. First night home was hell because they don't keep you overnight, but definitely less invasive than surgery if one is a candidate. Instead of shopping at Home Goods, which sponsored the show, I would be googling everything I could before my emergency appointment to learn my options, but I guess telling anyone who'll listen that you're bleeding all over the place is just as good...yay leather pants! WTF? I love dogs. I have 2, but the wedding was over the top. Is there nothing else for them to do? I can't with Ramona. They all act like Mexico is somewhere magical. They all have money, they can go without the Bethenny ass licking.

Yes, he ate all those egg sandwiches. ? Aside from religion pushing these kids to get married so they can have sex, at least the parents seem somewhat reasonable in terms of advising the couples, or at least they do in their THs. I'm in. Slim pickins this summer.

Leah does look haggard. It's a weird comparison, but either she's hitting the gym too hard (which I don't believe), or the "emotional issues for which she sought non-rehab" have really aged her. Dr. Drew is useless. He doesn't know any of these people, isn't involved with their stories outside of seeing clips in preparation for the show, and I think it's just irresponsible because MTV portrays it as though he has more involvement. I think if MTV really cared, there would be some kind of professional involved with these girls after their initial season. Maybe a team that could help them learn life skills, handle money, counseling, proper nutrition and child-care while still capturing the drama because teenagers...they don't always listen, still plenty of opportunity. They could've done that as part of their agreement for payment. I know reality shows started out to be like documentaries where production doesn't interfere, but that's so not the case anymore. Everyone is on the payroll, just not making the best use of it. I don't care about the adult shows, the subjects had a chance not to be total train wrecks in their lives so I don't care what's exploited, but these were kids. Or Not...Bad Girls Club started out that way with a counselor, but I guess getting into stupid fights because bitch touched my makeup brush was more ratings-worthy. I digress, good for Corey! Although, it would've been good for Drew to question both Corey and Leah about why their child never uses her chair would've been good, but I guess he didn't see that clip...