For Cereals

She would be without the fake lashes and bad wigs

I guess Molly’s other daughter never came back?

@magemaud just realized your picture is princess toast...I thought it was art glass 🙂

I feel your pain...

I want cupcakes with extra icing and I need Sweet James’ backstory

Kalani is capable of covering her bewbs

Does he have friends?

Rodney....I mean....What’s the end game here? Desiry is a little too much into the money. Reese would need to at least learn to do laundry, wash his hair, and trim and condition that awful beard. Brian is still gross. Other than being contrived by production, why do Bill’s friends need to be at Bri’s party?

So fostering? Why can’t she just say that?

It’s that boring...

Deavan’s bottom lip is in permanent pout.

So blingy = tacky? Did Gizelle’s taste stop in the 90s? She should’ve hired a designer. Also, both Gizelle and Robyn are black. Not Rachel Dolezol black, but black black. We come in many shades and varieties...

I really can’t stand Loren...Alexi can stay.

Just worry about the next show being Snapped...she’s going to put a LoJack on that man.

@Toodleoo Not authentic by any means, but as I am slowly making the Mrs Roper caftan transition, Walmart has a ton of long and short ones for cheap. What I really covet is that long, open collar tunic Annie of Annie and David was wearing on their quick update show but in big people sizes.

I don’t even understand the point of the gifts. They know what sarongs and Hawaiian shirts are. I mean if it were something Utah-specific (don’t know what that would be...skiis?). It’s all overpriced stuff they can’t afford.

I’m late but I don’t think it’s him. Wouldn’t surprise me if he did it but it doesn’t sound like him and they couldn’t get any closer on the face.

Trashelle! Is it just me or does Bennet look like he could one day lead a cult, like there’s a dark side lurking just underneath?

Being DONE

I really hope this isn’t leading to some producer-driven Colt-Larissa reconciliation...You broke up with him via text, of course he’s going to bad mouth you IF ANY OF THIS IS TO BE BELIEVED...

I want to be body positive and say good for Colt being so comfortable. That said, there are more flattering trunks...

On the one hand, I think it’s good for Andrei’s family to see that he’s being a mooch and see that Libby’s dad is not okay with it (even though he is because he continues to pay). If they did agree on the reason for him being at home, then it’s shitty for Libby to change and complain now. I mean, couldn’t one of her sisters watch the kids. Based on previous seasons, seems like they both needed to work if we forget about show money and social media cash grabs.

There wasn’t another couple to focus on? This Larissa crap is so fake.

And to make Debbie jealous.

I think he only wants to visit his family so Kalani is just as vulnerable as he has been with her father. He thinks like a child. He just wants payback. He knows they are going to jump all over her for not being a good Samoan wife.