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Do you remember waaaay back when they first introduced Sonja and they were all trying to get an invite to a Sonja Morgan party and she seemed sane?

Meh Shanique and Jazmin are a little too pretentious for me, but good for Jazmin for bringing up her issue with Imani even though we have to wait until next week for the outcome and have to keep revisiting Asha’s drama. I don’t like the way Asha fights. Don’t pull in everyone else, handle it yourself. Shanique is a smaller, less annoying version of Heavenly. Can we talk about Asha’s reading? That made me uncomfortable. “Let’s try sassy.” Was that staged? Really? In this me too Oscars so white moment, we’re really asking for sassy out there in the open on camera?

I think they mentioned that because of the curfew, he may have targeted men. I think he’s exactly where he needs to be (it was really telling how well he fit the profile), but things were so mishandled with the public and the families.

I’m catching up but so pissed that they continue to push that Ysabel has any control over what happens. I just wish they were responsible and actually considered insurance and quality medical care over square footage.

The quack...the real octor said it probably won’t hurt but was doubtful it would help.

The no mustache looks stupid. SHUT UP Christine! That’s how the law works... Meri, let’s go with the failure label because that’s about right.

Why do people call him "Kelvin?" Just curious...thanks as always for the updates.

The whole story is just strange to me. Again, I think she just needs to be done with the show and Kevin. It’s good she’s addressing the addiction, but I think it’s a symptom of the other, bigger elephants in the room that she needs to address off camera. I think she came out, albeit partially, to get ahead of the story. When they broke the story about the mistress, that could be explained away and denied because she wasn’t being shown as the subject. If she continues to do the show, there will still be a credibility issue for me even though I’ve stopped watching. It’s hard to keep it light and do cooking segments and gossip when she’s not being fully open. I think it’s better to end the show, get help mentally, legally, etc., do a sit down interview later or write a book and open up, and then try a return once everything has been dealt with. People love a good comeback story. She always talks about being “regular folk,” but she’s got plenty of money to be able to step away. I feel the worst for the show staff, but if they were able to keep the train wreck running, hopefully that will work well for them in their next gigs.

I agree, I thought she meant the house was tacky, which it is...to me.

I thought there would be more Closet-Gate fallout...what happened with Porsha’s belt? She can go on and on about sex dungeons, but now she decides to go mute? What about the camera guy?

I deleted her series and I don’t miss it. Plus, I have y’all, which is much better. If she disappears again and Sherri comes back, maybe I’ll watch. She lost me with the lack of details on her situation and what I’ve read here about her semi-defense of R. Kelly and the disbelief in the Michael Jackson accusers. Not that she has to believe any of the accounts, but I highly doubt she did the homework and watched anything before passing judgment, which is just sloppy. Plus, the topics haven’t been hot in a while and I was just down to those unless the guest was interesting. I cringe when she’s rude during the cooking segments, she’s not listening during Ask Wendy, and I don’t care about Trendy at Wendy. Actually, these deeply discounted offerings bug me on other shows too. There’s no deal, just a reminder of how much markup is added to all that crap I don’t need...makes me feel like I’m at Service Merchandise or watching that part of Wheel of Fortune back in the old days where people had to spend their prize money on those awful home accessories no one wanted.

Is Mitch at the shower scouting for number 2? I rilly don’t care about this wedding.

I thought it was funny when Kandi went to comfort Nene and it looked like she was rooting her to make sure it was her hair, "there there, ok, that's your scalp."

I think I'm done...it's much better reading here. Yeah, I'm going to take medical/health advice from you, Wendy. Maybe one day she'll decide to get honest. I'll be curious to see what happens to the ratings after her comeback.

All the other stuff re Nene's attitude has been covered, but I only see 1 post about that hair! WTH???!!! Can we talk about the hair? Does her real hairline start in the middle of her head? That was a massive comb over! Does she have alopecia? I agree, I don't know why she would dye her natural hair that color. Done right, it can be so pretty, but dayum that was nearly neon. First, I thought she was being typical Nene and insisting everyone else go natural while she wears a wig, but wow! Also, loved Shamari's hair but the puking was not cute. Even Cynthia's lap dance was boring, but she looked good.

I think Mariah may inherit grandma’s culdesac on top....the part is a little wide. Eww Tony sleeves please

She doesn’t want to be there near them. Who introduced Kodouche to cream rinse? It still looks ridiculous BTW.

I saw Nene doing a lot of dabbing at her eyes, but I never saw any actual tears... Tanya seems nice but she’s way too happy cheerleader for me. She isn’t messy enough for this show.

So is Meri already making money from the BnB? She’s volunteering that money so fast for the wedding. Is it her money? Did she sell her wetbar? I have never understood the Browns’ money management skills or lack there of. It was hard to pay attention to last half of this episode because I was still so pissed at Kody’s tirade about not wanting Ysabel to have surgery or go back to the “real” doctor and yelling at the child for not putting enough time into her exercises that are useless. I can’t stand that they are treating it as though Ysabel really has control over it. She doesn’t. They-Kody and the other 3 wives-need to get really honest. The anger isn’t about the business, it’s that Meri still won’t own up to her part in the emotional affair and that she was ready to leave.

Fingers crossed intelligence isn’t genetic...poor Nova has a rough climb. I also loved when little Aubrey lit up when Cole told her she looked nice. Such a sweet kid. I don’t think Janel has the capacity to make good decisions or if she could benefit from therapy. These aren’t teen moms anymore. They’re pushing 30.

If I can’t snark on Wendy, it’s not worth it. I wonder if she and Kevin will go on a hunt for whoever in the production staff is leaking. They seem to keep the show’s issues as quiet as her personal life like the stories about the younger staffers suing a few years ago. Kevin seems to be a major issue. Charlamagne wasn’t quiet about it. He said that’s why he had to cut ties with her because of Kevin. I hope she gets better or gets a divorce or whatever she needs to get back to herself, but I agree that it’s becoming more of an integrity issue that she can’t open up about her life the way she does about celebrities except the cringe-worthy story about Little Kev’s synthetic weed issues. If anything, that may be one thing I wouldn’t bring up or dealt with differently because he’s not in the public eye the way she is. Instead of Jerry, Nick, and everyone else, I would love to see Norman. He actually does research and retains the information. It might be interesting to see Susanne host a couple of small segments where she gets to have an opinion.

Are the Twiggy/Clockwork Orange eyelashes a thing now?

Can someone please get Meri to a good makeup artist or microblader...is she going to be in the Sharpies all season?

She needs to tell them she closed on the house why? She got the loan, so I would assume a closing would follow...annnd, she wants no part of this crew.

I’m a little behind, but that “I’m taking my power back” line made me laugh out loud. Who is volunteering to stay? Should we start the donations?