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In the 9 months Steven was away from Olga, could he not have checked some books on baby care and new mom stuff? How dare he say appreciate him! Dude this is your job!

Why is he adjusting the car seat WITH THE BABY IN IT!?

Trying to think of the actress or maybe other reality show person his sister looks like...

So they’re just unabashedly borrowing plot points from the other shows? The dam, the whistling, Floberta’s brief affair...I liked Doc’s Limbo t-shirt.

She totally botched that story. It was already all over Yahoo "news" and it was in a safe, not a duffel bag. Of course she said she'd keep it all. I think I would question why someone has that kind of money in a storage unit and how they came to have it. Rather than lose my life, I think I'd take the settlement, OR SAY NOTHING and just pay off the guy who cracked the safe. Maybe I've seen too many true crime movies/shows where the crime boss tries to get their money back and will take out anyone in the way to get it. These shopping segments only make me mad because it just shows how much mark up is on crap. It's been a while since the studio audience has gone home with all the stuff featured. They've only gotten lotion and cook books. Maybe she's saving the big ones for the holiday giveaways.

Gina isn’t my favorite, but her crack about getting into heaven before Vicky was funny. Vicky is really vile with the cocaine and mothering comments. She was pulling the same “someone said” crap that she claims to have learned from. It doesn’t bother me that Gina’s kids are baptized just in case vs. someone like Vicky claiming to be a good Christian and passing judgement on someone else’s moral compass and just being nasty. I really hope Don confronts her regarding that insurance policy. If they no longer share property, I don’t know why she has it. I don’t buy that spousal support hedging nonsense. If it’s that easy, I’m going to take out policies on all my neighbors and the mailman.

New girl, why are you telling your MIL about your open relationship history and bisexuality?! Those are things you keep to yourselves or let her see on the show. You don’t discuss this while ordering cakes for your boughetto baby party.

22 and a half LMAO

I wonder how much old Split A Cheesesteak will be hurting when he’s not getting Tasha’s half of the rent

Are you seriously going to move your daughter to a budget motel!!?

I’ll bet that apartment hasn’t been that clean since they moved in

I can’t decide between tropical or navy....

You know good and well that wasn’t Tasha’s mess

Shut up Steven!

Along with our Rice A Roni and princess toast, we need to show up every Sunday in our Model Coats.

So they must not have enough chairs...

Maybe this was some veiled threat from Leida to her parents that has now backfired...

Just turned 44 and no way I’m older than he is. He looks older than my parents!

“I feel like Ashley doesn’t trust me because...I’ve given her no reason to trust me.”

I wonder what promises Kip, I mean Colt made to Larissa online...

Is it wrong to have a crush on Joe Pera? I was up late and a little slap happy, but I found something really cute and endearing about it.

Agree on both sides and all the above AND you cannot say something is a “safe space” if you truly don’t mean it and plan to bring it up right after said meeting. If it bothered him that much, it should’ve been a one on one conversation. Whoever is left will NEVER want to express their true feelings in future “seminars.” And yes, Leah Black can go any time. She’s obnoxious AF. Also, why is Megan still there? Wasn’t paying close attention, but I thought she was done last week. I’m not loving Valley Vista...liked Old Hollywood better but the railings looked cheap to me.

I question her “taste level”

So how many other Asuelo babies could there be out there if only slut people use condoms.

I wish I could French braid my own hair...