S09.E15: Finale Reunion

[gonecrackers]

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Two months after decision day, the eight singles reunite to talk about life away from the cameras and experts, and to reveal if they are still married.

[Kareem]

I predict Jamie and Red now Brown had a fight.  

[Ohwell]

Yeah, I also noticed in the previews those two jugs are covered up.  Is she going for church lady now?  If so, it ain't working. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Beth is just looks vulgar jugs or no jugs falling out. 

[gonecrackers]

Is Deonna's hideous dress hiding a pregnancy?  I thought they just got a cat, now I'm not so sure.

[Ohwell]

Yep.  Keith is done.  Thank goodness because Iris is out of her fucking mind..

[Ohwell]

So Deonna moved into Greg's house.  I knew she wanted those two ovens!

[LennieBriscoe]

Deonna got the double evens AND a bun in her own!

ETA: Oops! They got me! 

Edited September 19, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Adeejay]

It was almost as if Iris was trying to shame Keith into staying with her.  Girl he is done.  Let it go. 

[gonecrackers]

They're expecting a what?  I have no idea what she said except that it wasn't a baby.

[Kareem]

Brace yourselves...  😉

[Ohwell]

Deonna said they were expecting but in that kiddie voice of hers I didn't understand what she said.  I know it wasn't a baby.  

[Kareem]

They’re going to be an aunt and uncle.   

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Kareem said:

They’re going to be an aunt and uncle.   

Thank you for interpreting.

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, Kareem said:

They’re going to be an aunt and uncle.   

Ok, thanks.  She was talking so fast.

[Brooklynista]

Damn! This Matt is ruthless. In the first 15min he knew Amber wasn't the one  but he still spent 8 weeks giving her his ass to kiss. How lowdown.

[gonecrackers]

Matt's a cold MF.

[LennieBriscoe]

How can Matt sit there and calmly watch Amber crying on the videos? 

Liar McLiarson from Liarville.  

[buttersister]

Run, Keith, just don’t look back. Good luck, Iris, you need it.

Greg and D are one of the best couples this show has had, IMO.

ugh, not sure I can watch Matt. **Reaches for remote.**

But let me ask if Kevin from ET can replace the “experts?!” Please!

[Ohwell]

Wow.  Matt knew in the first 15 minutes he wasn't interested in Amber.  He stayed with her until it was time to bail.  I can't blame him for that.  

[ShowFan]

Matt is a “very smart, well rounded, and athletic individual”??? Omg Amber are you freaking blind?

[LennieBriscoe]

He didn't have to spew all that crapola, then,  on that Re-commitment day. 

[meligator]

Amber - girl, let it go.

[Ohwell]

Amber is so pitiful.  She shouldn't be a teacher.  Those big ass earrings.

[gonecrackers]

Amber got rid of a dog then adopted a dog.

[Kareem]

You can tell Amber and Iris were buds;  they both speak as quickly as the FedEx man.

[Ohwell]

Ugh.  The two jugs are covered up but Beth still wants to show her hooch.

[gonecrackers]

We had seen more than enough of Liz, stupid Show.

[Stella Rose]

22 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

So Deonna moved into Greg's house.  I knew she wanted those two ovens!

Who wouldn't?  Only an AGA would be better.

[Ohwell]

4 minutes ago, Stella Rose said:

Who wouldn't?  Only an AGA would be better.

What's an AGA?

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Ugh.  The two jugs are covered up but Beth still wants to show her hooch.

Editors don't take their hands off the fuzz button during her segments.

[Stella Rose]

17 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Damn! This Matt is ruthless. In the first 15min he knew Amber wasn't the one  but he still spent 8 weeks giving her his ass to kiss. How lowdown.

I think she kissed more than that, sadly.  He is a dick of Luke proportions.  Good enough to fuck, but she's not good enough to keep.

[ShowFan]

HUGE respect for Beth for putting doggie first! Ideally, this wouldn’t even have to be a choice and they’d put both put the dog first. But if there has to be a choice, dog absolutely comes first. You go girl!

[Ohwell]

I'm glad Jamie and Beth are still together.  These two belong together so they don't infect anyone else.

[Kareem]

Geez. These two.  Go figure.   

[Adeejay]

I believe Big Red and Jamie are going to be together forever, even though they are going to break up every other week. 

[Stella Rose]

5 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

What's an AGA?

Ohwell...  only the most amazing stove/oven on the planet.  Prepare for a second mortgage or to sell a kidney but...    I give you...  https://www.aga-ranges.com/products/collections/aga-total-control

[gonecrackers]

Hope Jamie had the probable nip slip fuzzed out on that wedding photo.

[Kareem]

Oh good. More animated Iris.  😕

[Porkchop]

Keith continues to try to be a gentleman, while Iris tries to tempt the gentleman with fake hair and a  tight dress. Greg and Deonna are adorable and in it for the long haul. Matt and what's-her-name are dreadful ... he is so uncaring it's hard to believe he's an actual human, and she continues to reach out for a thread of caring, which Matt does not care to supply. Elizabeth and Jamie are probably hopeless ... stay tuned, because it will surely make headlines when next the shit hits the fan.

[buttersister]

Beth’s body language! LOL! Could she get further away from him?!

Ha, I said from the beginning they needed to stay together to spare a couple of other innocent people. Still true, never won’t be.

Edited September 19, 2019 by buttersister
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[Ohwell]

4 minutes ago, Stella Rose said:

Ohwell...  only the most amazing stove/oven on the planet.  Prepare for a second mortgage or to sell a kidney but...    I give you...  https://www.aga-ranges.com/products/collections/aga-total-control

Oh ok thanks.  That's a bit too fancy (and too expensive) for my taste, lol.  

7 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I believe Big Red and Jamie are going to be together forever, even though they are going to break up every other week. 

I feel sorry for their neighbors.

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Just now, buttersister said:

Beth’s body language! LOL! Could she get further away from him?!

If she moved one iota she'd be flashing everyone.

They need to give Matt & Amber separate couches.

[Ohwell]

Deonna's dress is unfortunate.

Beth might as well turn her ass around to the cameras because you know she wants to show it off.

Shut up Iris.

[Ohwell]

Keith is so chill.  I respect that.

[Kareem]

Frazier has to be part host, part lion tamer.  

[Ohwell]

Shut up Iris.

[Booger666]

I fricken love Greg. He is allergic to Sandy and he is making it work and playing with her.  I’m seriously swooning. 

[Stella Rose]

13 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Oh ok thanks.  That's a bit too fancy (and too expensive) for my taste, lol.  

I feel sorry for their neighbors.

But it slices, it dices, it juliennes....  😉  I kid, it does heat your whole cottage though, so there is that.  

[Ohwell]

I think Keith and Matt should hang out together.

Shut up Iris.