S06.E11: Week 6, Part 1

[OnceSane]

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John Paul Jones makes special arrangements for prom; Matt feels torn between Sydney and Bri; Demi works to get past her insecurities.

Airs September 9, 2019.

[saber5055]

Prom? WTH. The poster who said this season is like high school has been proven corrrect.

[leighdear]

Dean is so pretty.....

[DEL901]

Wow, Connor can see a future after spending all this time together....half a week, at least.   

[Armchair Critic]

If Dean was still on the show she wouldn't hesitate to be with him, but she doesn't want to lose screen time by leaving the show.

[leighdear]

Caelynn: "But he's soooooooo preetttttyyy.........

Why is Connor obsessed with the phrase "Fight for her"?  

Edited September 10, 2019 by leighdear

[JenE4]

Connor **says lots of reasonable things**

Caelynn **is contemplating whether  it’s a better storyline if she leaves with Dean or convinces him to stay**

[JenE4]

Caelynn went and put on a whole face of makeup before going back out to talk to Dean. All signs point to Dean! Of course Kristina gets her rat self involved, “as a friend” (who has a grudge against both of them).

Edited September 10, 2019 by JenE4

[DEL901]

Blake is soooooooooo envious.   Dean may be getting a second chance that Blake didn’t.  

[Armchair Critic]

Connor said 'fuck that' (they bleeped it) hahahaaaaa. Sorry not sorry Connor, your heart will go on. 😂

[saber5055]

Connor's mind is blown!

[DEL901]

PVR alert.   The last two episodes are this week, but an After The Final Rose episode was recently filmed and will air next Monday after DWTS.  

[leighdear]

Yay!  Dean is total cotton candy.  Sweet, fun to enjoy, but won't last for long.  He's the epitome of the perfect BIP guy!  

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Connor said 'fuck that' (they bleeped it) hahahaaaaa.

"Let's do a cheers for closed captioning!"

I do like me some cotton candy, leighdear!

[DEL901]

6 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Connor's mind is blown!

Well, you know what they say, “third guy is the charm”.  First Blake broke her heart and then Dean.   Connor figured that meant he had a guaranteed rose. 

Edited September 10, 2019 by DEL901

[Armchair Critic]

Dean trying to get laid in the Bachelor van bed 😂

[leighdear]

Kristian the outsider comes across as the most perceptive, logical and clear thinking person there. 

But then there's her lady-love with Demi, that throws it all out the window.  *LOL*

[leighdear]

How the hell do women avoid getting stuff caught in all that sticky lip gloss?

We wore a lot of the thinner stuff in the 70's and 80's, but that stuff looks like industrial polyurethane coating. 

[Jax7917]

Blake : single and hooks up with 2 girls in one weekend - worst person in the world . 

Caelynn : leaves a nice guy she’s been attached by the hip to for days for someone who dropped her like a hot potato on her birthday and throws it in nice guys face by making out with the other guy in front of him - romantic heroine . 

[JenE4]

Grown ass man Bukowski has never said I love you?!

[ECM1231]

So that was shades of Richard Gere and Debra Winger in An Officer and a Gentleman.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

So that was shades of Richard Gere and Debra Winger in An Officer and a Gentleman.

One cliché down ... X left to go!

[Mu Shu]

This guy with the vocal fry and uptalk. 

I would leave even if Dean didn’t come back. That condor guy sounds like an insecure child.

[DEL901]

Poor Connor.  His heart is crushed.   They say the first hundred hours are the most important and she left him before they reached that milestone.   

[BigMonkey2019]

Hello I'm new here so poor Conner. Conner should date Reviana now.

[Armchair Critic]

8 minutes ago, leighdear said:

How the hell do women avoid getting stuff caught in all that sticky lip gloss?

I second that, any time I try to wear something like that my hair blows into it and sticks

[Ohwell]

None of these guys look all that excited to see new chick Revian. 

[ECM1231]

From her profile view, Katie is gorgeous!

Tuned in late but watching recording from beginning. Up to Matt and Chase. Don't find either of them appealing.

Edited September 10, 2019 by ECM1231

[BigMonkey2019]

You right they don't look excited, they expecting gorgeous like Katy Perry or Taylor Swift. Sad

[leighdear]

Connor looks like SNL's Andy Samberg, without the curly hair.  And humor. 

[DEL901]

Matt has to stop mentioning his mom.. or we are going to have to start calling him Norman Bates.  

[Armchair Critic]

Connor already macking on somebody else, it's nice to see he got over his heart break. 🙄

[saber5055]

13 minutes ago, leighdear said:

How the hell do women avoid getting stuff caught in all that sticky lip gloss?

Hoping for some fancy night-time Mexican-style bugs to fly in and get stuck. You know, to brighten this dreck of an episode a bit.

[Ohwell]

4 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

From her profile view, Katie is gorgeous!

Yeah, it the front view of that nose that's unfortunate.

[Armchair Critic]

46 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Why is Connor obsessed with the phrase "Fight for her"?

That gave me flashbacks to Kasey's "guard and protect her heart" ...hahaaa

[FlyingEgret]

5 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

None of these guys look all that excited to see new chick Revian. 

They probably thought this hell was almost over but if new people keep arriving, they'll never be able to leave...

[bosawks]

Connor needs to find himself a nice allergist and live happily ever after...

[JenE4]

Matt exclaims, “Son of a bumble bee!” And, that’s it! I knew he reminded me of somebody. It’s Buddy the Elf! Anytime he says “my mom” just replace it with “Santa.”

Edited September 10, 2019 by JenE4

[ECM1231]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Yeah, it the front view of that nose that's unfortunate.

Aww, I still think she is quite pretty, broad nose notwithstanding.

[kazza]

26 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Connor looks like SNL's Andy Samberg, without the curly hair.  And humor. 

OMG yes. Andy Samberg and Nick Jonas' love child. 

Separately, I haven't been paying attention the last few weeks. I thought Kristian was Hannah and was very confused.

Who are all these people? Is this the largest cast ever? 

Edited September 10, 2019 by kazza

[Ohwell]

Demi and Connor should get together so they can drive each other crazy listening to each other's voices. 

[Jax7917]

why does Demi get another date card ? Like who else can she possibly pick ? ABC is really milking this for all it’s worth . 

[Kiss my mutt]

When has Demi ever been concerned with what people think of her and I call bs on not wanting to show public affection when she was all up in Colton’s business. 

Guess what, Demi you’re NOT gay. And you’re a total ass hypocrite. 

[Ohwell]

Yeah Demi is full of horse shit.

[missj9589]

Why I'm trying to make logic out of a "reality" show, I'll never know, but that being said.... Within this entire franchise, how is it that every single date people go on, they're automatically into the person?! I'm probably interested in abt 1 in 5 people after a first date, and that's being generous! But in this franchise, you very rarely hear anyone after a first date being like, Eh. I know it's not real, but idk, this is something that's always bugged me. lol

[saber5055]

Demi's so full of BS. So her girlfriend smiles and talks to some guy. So what. Lots of people smile and talk to other people. Plus if her girlfriend really is a lesbian, what does Demi care if she talks to a freaking MAN?

And if Demi's so jealous in this stupid atmosphere, her girlfriend needs to take the next bus out of Paradise.

[Ohwell]

I love this bullshit "ritual" that these people are performing on Demi and Kristian.

[DEL901]

Just now, Ohwell said:

I love this bullshit "ritual" that these people are performing on Demi and Kristian.

But...but... this is real and will remove all their doubts, wont it?

[saber5055]

Demi has sent me back to NBC and ANW. There is only so much BS I can handle and she's shoveled way more than my capacity. She's BS-ing her way out of a lesbian relationship. Not that she was "really" in one.

[Ohwell]

Kristian is so low key she barely has a pulse.