S06.E04: Week 2, Part 2

[OnceSane]

TBD

Airs August 13, 2019.

[Armchair Critic]

Dean = Pornstache

I knew Dylan was going to get burned by Hannah

[DEL901]

Dean looks like he is in a cut-rate Witness Protection Program. 

[CindyBee]

Derek's eyes are still the best part about him.

[fireice13]

Derek looks so much like John Krasinski to me, it's so distracting!

[Armchair Critic]

Demi is bored with Derek already

[nutty1]

Katie is beautiful. 

[CindyBee]

Katie is a great listener.   Awww, now she's crying.  Demi you got a good friend there

[tennisgurl]

I mean, Demi has the attention span of a goldfish, so...

[bosawks]

I’m feeling bad for Demi?

WTF is wrong with me!

[jette]

Ugh, Caelynn. Own your behavior!

Edited August 14, 2019 by jette

[nutty1]

I don’t mind Demi. Most of the time she’s a breath of fresh air amongst all the drama. And I think she’s very pretty. 

[kita]

Not coming through on the antenna so I will have to watch the Hulu version tomorrow. 😭

Go on without me, and be sure to do some eyerolls on my behalf, fellow wrong reasons watchers.

[Riplet68]

I thought Demi’s mom just got out of jail...?

I think Derek looks like Liam Hemsworth.

im wanting to watch Stumptown, hope add don’t kill it for me.  As for Emergence, nope

Edited August 14, 2019 by Riplet68

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Sarah Heart said:

Demi, I'm tired of being tough Demi, and so am I!!

Doesn't she have a great family relationship? who is she talking about, 

Her mom was in jail when she was on the Bachelor so not exactly a stable family life.

[leighdear]

Kevin is so cute.  I may just freeze-frame my TV on him for the next hour so I don't have to listen to the children natter about the most inane things. 

[bosawks]

I have never liked Kevin more....

[leighdear]

3 minutes ago, Riplet68 said:

im wanting to watch Stumptown, hope add don’t kill it for me.  As for Emergence, nope

LOVE Cobie Smulders, so I'm there watching with you.  Can't wait!

[bosawks]

Ha, I loved Mike looking away so he didn’t have to say, “Dude, she’s fucking with you.”

[CindyBee]

Hannah can't read her cue cards quick enough

[leighdear]

Dylan looks like he's always shrugging.  His shoulders seem so rigid.  

He gives me a tiny, young Harry Hamlin vibe......

[bosawks]

Blake doesn’t seem energetic enough to do all of this.

Did a BIP producer drive him around from woman to woman with instructions?

[DEL901]

Blake just wants to check Hannah of his to do list.   They just kissed when he flew to Alabama and he sees her as unfinished business.  

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, leighdear said:

He gives me a tiny, young Harry Hamlin vibe......

And I'm Ursula Andress. I'm not seeing it except for the dark hair. 😄

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Blake doesn’t seem energetic enough to do all of this

Or savvy enough

[JenE4]

Blake is really racking up the frequent flyer miles traveling all over Bachelor Nation.

[FlyingEgret]

I feel like during Hannah's explanation of the Alabama trip, they edited out the "yada, yada, yada" portion... (tm Elaine on Seinfeld)

Edited August 14, 2019 by FlyingEgret
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[leighdear]

Hannah hasn't struggled with DICK!  She's been the puppeteer, but sadly I don't think she's got even half the intelligence to really pull it off well.  She's just coming off as stupid.  And  now, everybody else is gonna have her pegged. 

I'll bet Jed is open to dating her.  I hear he's got some free time these days.  

[bosawks]

Out of respect for Blake Hannah didn’t want to spill the beans.

She is as only thinking of others!

The sacrifices she has to make for others,  she’s a humanitarian our Hannah.

[CindyBee]

All these busy bodies ---Tayshia, Sydney, Nicole, Demi--with nothing to do sure make for good TV

[JenE4]

I’m waiting for more victims of Blake’s “twirl and kiss” to come out of the woodwork...the camera-lady, the gal who writes the date cards, the rose florist...

[GracieK]

Why would Hannah even entertain any of Blake’s attention if he flew all the way to see her, kissed her, showed up to BiP and promptly asked Tayshia on his first date. If that doesn’t scream player who is dipping his spoon in all the pudding (tm Jordan) than what does?

[CindyBee]

Hahahahaha, Dean is "homeless".  What a catch!

[DEL901]

Maybe Blake is playing a game of Bachelorette bingo?   He just needs Hannah to fill a line on his card.  

[nutty1]

Dean has no job and lives in a van? There’s a real catch for you!

[leighdear]

What is Dean doing there?  Enjoying free food, and a couple weeks of a bed that doesn't roll and a sink that doesn't double as a toilet. 

Silly question, Chris!  

[JenE4]

What’s Dean doing here, asks Harrison. He just told you—to have a roof over his head and a running shower.

[Armchair Critic]

Dean is fun for a fling but he is an emotional mess

[leighdear]

How is it Kristina's "never liked" Caelynn?  They were on different Bachelor seasons and just met, right?  

Her face is just Miley Cyrus 2.0 for me.  

Edited August 14, 2019 by leighdear

[DEL901]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Dean is fun for a fling but he is an emotional mess

Which makes Caelynn his perfect match.   At least Bibiana exchanged a couple of sentences with Clay before imagining a relationship and crying over him. 

Edited August 14, 2019 by DEL901

[bosawks]

If Caelynn continues to cry this much I worry she’s going to dehydrate.

[CindyBee]

Just now, leighdear said:

How is it Kristina's "never liked" Caelynn?  They were on different Bachelor seasons and just met, right?  

I thought they were in the same group at Stagecoach!?!?

[nutty1]

Caelynn is either crying or laughing crazily. 

[leighdear]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Dean is fun for a fling but he is an emotional mess

I think he's desperately seeking to be a McConaughey.  And is not pulling it off. 

[Armchair Critic]

Poor Cam but BIP is for the shallow, they are going to judge you on your looks.

Speaking of looks I saw a recent picture of Carly (as in Carly and Evan). Holy plastic surgery Batman! I better say her name quietly because she will show up for the opening of an envelope and I don't want her to appear.

I don't plan on watching that show but that little girl saying "I want to be an idiot sooo bad!" makes me laugh.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Armchair Critic]

Caelynn looks a little bit like the Russian girl Kristina that Dean played around with

[CindyBee]

At least Caelynn and the others know Dean's a mess.   

[leighdear]

Ha ha ha......ha ha ha.....Laugh little Caelynn clown, laugh.  Idiot. 

[nutty1]

What is the appeal of Dean?!!

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I don't plan on watching that show but that little girl saying "I want to be an idiot sooo bad!" makes me laugh.

Isn’t that the BIP motto?

[GracieK]

Bravo to the producers who set up that shot of Kristina and Jordan hanging out as a twosome then pans back to Cam.. don’t forget about me! 😂😂😂