S06.E04: Week 2, Part 2

[tennisgurl]

Is Caelyn, like, ok? Is she having a seizure or an appendectomy? What is she doing?

[leighdear]

9 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

I thought they were in the same group at Stagecoach!?!?

Ah, got it.  I didn't catch that, but I would imagine that's like being in the same tour group at Niagara Falls, or something.  How deeply can you get to know somebody at a drunken 3-day music festival? Especially these shallow Sallys!

[Ohwell]

I'm kinda impressed that Caelynn said "enigma" and actually knows what it means.  She's a blazing intellectual compared to the rest of the numbnuts.

[Ripley68]

Demi is telling everyone, but the person she NEEDS to tell.  Though I know her and Katie are friends. 

When did Kristina slut shame Caelynn all over the beach?  The conversation with Dean went well, but in the pool, they weren't making eye contact, though that could have been the high school, "I want to kiss you, do you want to kiss me" stuff

[leighdear]

Hey!  We get our first "I didn't come here to make friends"!  And from a guy nobody even recognizes!  *LOL*

[Armchair Critic]

Dean is like the guy who peaked in high school, I can't see him aging well

[Jax7917]

Wow tayshia is giving caelynn a run for her money in the bitterness department . Relax , you went on one date with someone you knew was a player . No one screwed you over. 

[tennisgurl]

I just don’t get the Blake appeal. Does he have some kind of pheromone that he secretes that draws women to him? Are the producers paying the women extra to fight over this random fuck boy? What is the deal?!

[DEL901]

3 minutes ago, Jaclyn88 said:

Wow tayshia is giving caelynn a run for her money in the bitterness department . Relax , you went on one date with someone you knew was a player . No one screwed you over. 

And he gave her a rose.  Which meant she got to stay.   Three others had to leave.  He could have chosen one of them....although, Bibiana would have imagined a relationship, Annaliese would have judged him and Jane would have made him her next victim.  

Edited August 14, 2019 by DEL901

[bosawks]

I am LIVING for this BIP version of Statler and Waldorf.

[Armchair Critic]

Christian was booted night one 🙄

[leighdear]

There's a Sydney?

[Armchair Critic]

buh bye Clay

[CindyBee]

Go Nicole!  have your mini-bachelorette season

[GracieK]

Jordan makes me legit LOL.. go buy a pair of espadrilles you *bleep*.. he’s so ridiculous!!

Edited August 14, 2019 by GracieK

[DEL901]

Could this be some kind of twisted revenge from Annaliese?   Like maybe she bribed the guys to choose Nicole to make Clay’s head explode?

[Kiss my mutt]

And Christian isn’t a model, lol

[ECM1231]

Has Kevin made a move on any of the women there? What is he waiting for?

Onyeka makes me laugh... Any time a new guy arrives , she is salivating and saying he is 🔥, whether he is or not. Girl is thirsty!

[bosawks]

Have the producers finally taken pity on us and given us a small moratorium on the Hannah/Blake shit show?

[Jax7917]

So caelynn has been ripping Blake apart non stop for being a player .. but is now interested in being with the other most well known player in the bachelor world .. sounds reasonable . 

Caelynn and dean have so much in common . They both like to travel . Because you know , every single other bachelor contestant doesn’t post pictures of them traveling 24/7. Dean isn’t unique for not having a job . None of them do 

Edited August 14, 2019 by Jaclyn88

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Has Kevin made a move on any of the women there? What is he waiting for?

That's a good question. And have any of the women expressed interest in him? He's definitely good-looking. 

[GracieK]

Ew did Nicole dive in for a kiss when what’s his face had a mouthful of food??

[nutty1]

5 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Has Kevin made a move on any of the women there? What is he waiting for?

Kevin is still there??!!

[ECM1231]

For someone booted night 1, Christian has a lot of confidence.

[CindyBee]

Nicole seems to have 10 times more chemistry with Christian than Clay but could be the editing 

[ECM1231]

Just now, CindyBee said:

Nicole seems to have 10 times more chemistry with Christian than Clay but could be the editing 

Well, she did say it was comfortable with him as he is the type of guy she'd date back home. 

[nutty1]

Christian gives me creepy vibes. 

[CindyBee]

3 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

Kevin is still there??!!

He's booking his trip to Stagecoach with Cam.  And Wills.  

[DEL901]

I wonder if tptb are disappointed that Chris isn’t bringing the drama which is why we aren’t seeing much of him and Katie?

[Armchair Critic]

Clay makes me cringe

[tennisgurl]

Half the people in this show seem to keep disappearing for long periods of time. Like, Chris? Chris who?

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Clay makes me cringe

Me too and I find him boring.  

[bosawks]

I want to be the camera person whose only job is to film the animal life of Mexico doing things that TPTB can then splice in for shits and giggles.

[JenE4]

Hmmm. My new theory is Christian is just going to go running down the beach yelling and flailing over that lizard climbing up his shirt. The “fight” was just someone helping to swat the lizard off of him. He couldn’t be stupid enough to try to fight Clay—though Nicole does seem to be hyping him up to act aggressive for her.

[adhoc]

I'm barely hanging in watching these children and their antics.  

The story editing is sucking. One minute everyone including Caelynn hates Blake the Player, and the next minute Caelynn is talking about how Kristina has been slut-shaming her to everyone...Did I miss a bonus episode where this transition happened? Not to mention, several couples are talking about their amazing connections, yet we've seen zero substantive conversations between any of them. If it's not kissing or giggling or nonsense murmuring, it apparently ends up on the cutting room floor.  

Instead of spending time showing us developing relationships, the producers treat us to stupid pool antics and we hear about how JPJ's wanker was jostled (or whatever he said, I don't remember) when Derek (or whoever it was) jumped in. 

I think the story editing is worse this season than in previous seasons. And don't get me started on the Demi story line...

Edited August 14, 2019 by adhoc

[Katie111]

Who did Kevin give his rose to at the last ceremony?  Why don’t they give someone like him a date at this point and see if they can make something happen?  Instead of just showing us the same 4 people over and over.  

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, Katie111 said:

Who did Kevin give his rose to at the last ceremony?  Why don’t they give someone like him a date at this point and see if they can make something happen?  Instead of just showing us the same 4 people over and over.  

Sydney

[Katie111]

If Demi has a boyfriend at home would Serek take this so well?  Or would it be like Jed and Hannah?  Because you are bisexual can you automatically date both sexes at the same time and it’s not considered cheating? 

[CindyBee]

I guess the big mystery this season will be how Chris and Katie got to be a "solid couple" by the second rose ceremony.

[nutty1]

1 minute ago, Katie111 said:

If Demi has a boyfriend at home would Serek take this so well?  Or would it be like Jed and Hannah?  Because you are bisexual can you automatically date both sexes at the same time and it’s not considered cheating? 

I think in general, people don’t mind it as much on BIP. I don’t know why. I guess a different attitude where everyone is dating around. 

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

I guess the big mystery this season will be how Chris and Katie got to be a "solid couple" by the second rose ceremony.

They’re probably too normal, therefore too boring, to show. 

[CindyBee]

At least JPJ doesn't have a guitar.   

And reciting from Romeo & Juliet is pretty unique for this show!

[nutty1]

So Dean ups the ante by saying he bathes  in rivers! 😮 

Edited August 14, 2019 by nutty1

[bosawks]

Do you think he checked that piñata or brought it as a carry-on?

[bosawks]

I guess Jordan took the short term loss (getting kicked off) for the long term gain (next year’s redemption invitation). 

The other dude, who cares, see ya!

I mean they can’t stay, right?

Edited August 14, 2019 by bosawks

[CindyBee]

Wish we saw more moments like Wells and Derek giving Kevin make out lessons but I guess that's not dramatic enough.

[nutty1]

Wells is still my favorite person there. 

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

I guess Jordan took the short term loss (getting kicked off) for the long term gain (next year’s redemption invitation). 

I don't know, I think he was dumb enough to think throwing stuff in the ocean worked last year--remember the giant teddy bear?.   He just miscalculated that Christian would fight back.  

[fireice13]

It's only been a few days in show time right? It seemed like Nicole slipped and said something about 3 dates in 3 days and then corrected and said 2 weeks. How is it possible for anyone to feel anything real in that time to the point that people are getting jealous? Unless it's more concern over getting to stay and therefore having more airtime and more free beach vacation.

[JenE4]

Nicole wanted an aggressive manly man, so now maybe Jordan is back in the running after bodyslamming Christian.

[adhoc]

Waste of an episode.  TPTB replaced any signs of actual romance with stupid shit/drama.

Yeah, I'm miffed I wasted my time watching. 😒