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S06.E01: Week 1, Part 1

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Nine men and 11 women arrive in paradise; Blake gets the first date card; Caelynn must choose between men.

Airs August 5, 2019.

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Just now, CindyBee said:

I love that Chris B is back!  Its so ridiculous but so funny!

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in... so happy that the "grown ass man" is back! Let the games begin....

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The wind is blowing on the Midwestern tundra so I can't get ABC to come in on my antenna. I'm counting on ya'll to keep me informed. It might be the Good Taste Gods making me watch ANW instead. If so, thank you.

I will miss seeing Chris B though. He always brings the good times.

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Hannah’s not much of an actress, as she recites her lines woodenly.    

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Bukowski was a grown ass man seven years ago. These whipper snappers will be all, who’s the grandpa? But gramps will show them how it’s done. Didn’t he sleep with like 3 girls one season of Paradise or Pad—and make them all cry? He’s the OG[AM].

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1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Bukowski was a grown ass man seven years ago. These whipper snappers will be all, who’s the grandpa? But gramps will show them how it’s done. Didn’t he sleep with like 3 girls one season of Paradise or Pad—and make them all cry? he’s the OG[AM].

Yeah he slept with a bunch on his first Bachelor Pad appearance.  One was Jamie Otis, who went on "to Married at first sight".   hangs head in shame that I know this

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I guess Demi and Katie get to come to Paradise as a reward for that lame ass spy thing they did at the beginning of Hannah Bs season. 

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That little leopard roar after ABC jumped down the stairs made me laugh-snort. And Hannah telling Blake all of her answers to Wills’s questions. This is fun already! We deserve this after the relentless downer of Hannah’s season!

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So far liking the Colton girls that have been chosen.   Could do without Derek talking about his "financee" every 30 seconds but he does have pretty eyes

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He's a clown.  The act is gonna get very old, very quickly.  I'm no JPJ fan, and the "brah" surf-dude can't be real. 

Finally!  The grown-ass man arrives!  I love Chris, I can't lie.  He's looking VERY good.  

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33 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

So, Clay’s football career didn’t work out so he started dating Angela?!?!

I don't remember her but she was gorgeous.  Surprised he turned out to be such a player. He seemed really sweet on Becca's season.

Wills has no game. I predict an early departure.

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Not liking Jane.   Wasn’t she the 1st night discard who kept talking at the WTA?

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They’re having WAY too many people show up for Day 1, aren’t they? Maybe it’s because they had a problem with people being let go before they had the chance to meet up with someone else for love...or drama. They’re stacking the deck for drama: Caelynn out to get Blake, Annalise out to get Clay, and Kevin out to get Cam.

Haha someone “grew up” watching Bukowski, and he doesn’t know any of these kids. I think he and Annalise are the two old fogeys in the group.

Senor Harrison gives JPJ his first day of Spanish class name.

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Just now, leighdear said:

Analiese needs to be gone NOW.  What a busy-body know-it-all.  Didn't she flame out last season she was on?

Not really, she lasted all the way to end and then got dumped on the live reunion show by Kamil.  

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Great, it's gonna be a whaa, whaa, Blake, whine, Blake, whaa, Blake, sob, Blake, & on & on......

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Not really, she lasted all the way to end and then got dumped on the live reunion show by Kamil.  

Oooh, that's right,  A spectacular dump that was well deserved.  

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1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Not really, she lasted all the way to end and then got dumped on the live reunion show by Kamil.  

But didn’t she glom onto him after a failed relationship attempt or two?

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1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

But didn’t she glom onto him after a failed relationship attempt or two?

She glommed onto anyone who gave her even 30 seconds of attention and convinced herself that he was her “person” every time. She’s such a desperate try-hard that she’s cringeworthy to watch. 

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I want that annoying little chick named Jane to be gone soon.

Also, Tayshia is still annoying.  She's too smiley.

Annaliese is just pitiful.

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6 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

I forgot how cute Dylan is.   

I thought he was gay but guess I was wrong. He seems smitten with Hannah G.

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1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Omg, Blake's quintrangle is even worse hearing about it than just reading about him.

I remember when Becca didn’t choose Blake and I thought she made a mistake.   Clearly ditching Blake was the right move.  

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6 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Blake doesn't do anything for me at. all.

Me neither.   I can't think of anyone in Bachelor nation that should turn these girls into idiots.  

My guess is they were thinking 'hmmmm, pair up with Blake and become the next Bachelor nation IT couple ala Janner".  

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Why would Blake tell Caelynn all this stuff about all of these different women the next morning? I guess it also makes a bit more sense why Hannah—and everyone else—thought Blake was going to ask Hannah out, assuming Hannah was gushing to the girls that she and Blake were talking. I mean the scintillating talk of, “Sunsets are my favorite!!” Wasn’t enough to cinch the date? You had me at charcuterie board and lost me at sunsets!

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