Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[RealReality]

Spaghetti? Fancy!

[Leilani]

Someone tell Andrea people with no necks don't need to be wearing chokers.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Leilani said:

Someone tell Andrea people with no necks don't need to be wearing chokers.

I can't take my eyes off of that 

[Armchair Critic]

Andrea just gave herself away, she liked when Lamar was locked up because then she was his world, she doesn't like him being independent now.

[kacesq]

Andrea’s fake eyelashes are ridiculous.

And there you are...Andrea misses the time when she was Lamar’s “world”

Sarah is so easily manipulated by Michael...

and if I see Joseline screech about her f’ing kid one more time....

[Maybeitsme]

Brittany please leave those children alone. They will find you when and if they want to. You acting like the victim is probably your truth but very hard and stupid  of  you to put those children through even more hell just for your story to continue on tv, enough. Be happy with the children and life you have now. You have been given a second chance,  be happy 

[Armchair Critic]

I doubt they will show her but I would love to see who the woman was that Chane cheated with.

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I can't take my eyes off of that 

She is really getting her money's worth out of that 2/$14 choker/bracelet deal

[LucyEth]

7 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Someone tell Andrea people with no necks don't need to be wearing chokers.

I think she is trying to hide her double chin and neck.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

She is really getting her money's worth out of that 2/$14 choker/bracelet deal

The ironic (and funny) thing is Andrea views herself as being so classy

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I doubt they will show her but I would love to see who the woman was that Chane cheated with.

I assume she cheated with him to tangentially get her 15 minutes of fame.  There really is no other reason, right?

[kacesq]

OMG that ashtray. I’d ask if she ever emptied it, but knowing her, that was probably just an hour’s worth...

[RealReality]

Angela has to give up her stakeout because she ran out of pall malls

[Armchair Critic]

Helen Keller could see you spying on Tony you were so obvious Angela. 

[OoogleEyes]

Andrea, why would you want to marry a man who you have to babysit?

[Leilani]

Why is Angela wearing scrubs, I thought she was a pyscho..oh I mean pyschologist.

[LucyEth]

Wait till Chain finds out Chon is out, his whole world will collapse.

[Maybeitsme]

Did she just say she had to spy on Tony and he needed a baby sitter? Oh no, so she really wants a man she can totally control? Sorry Ang but this might be your problem 

[Leilani]

Chon is sexy and sociopathic.

[Armchair Critic]

John and his sister are two of the better looking people to be on this show

[candall]

Damn!  I missed the first 20 minutes.

 

Fortunately, Tony moaning about how helpless he is to fight his addiction to women is one of my favorite memes.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Did she just say she had to spy on Tony and he needed a baby sitter? Oh no, so she really wants a man she can totally control? Sorry Ang but this might be your problem 

Ahem...he needs to be “babysitted”. 

[Armchair Critic]

Even John doesn't understand why he wants Lacey

[Leilani]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

John and his sister are two of the better looking people to be on this show

They both have nice teeth unlike the rest.

[RealReality]

Another appearance from "reasonable sibling"

Oh lawd, Sarah going full blaccent

[Maybeitsme]

Oh hell another Sarah freak out while Michael grins..

 

[Armchair Critic]

Sarah needs to cut off any money she is giving Michael and meet him in public places where he can see the kids. Otherwise she is going to keep getting too emotionally involved. But as much as she complains I think she still wants him. ugh.

[Kroliosis]

As much as I think Sarah is a dumbass & embarrassing with that ‘accent’ her pain really breaks my heart. 

[candall]

Wow, Chon's sister is like a fresh little meadow wildflower compared to Lacey.  So, uh, he does know what normal women look like?  He's seen women someplace besides Porn Hub?

[Leilani]

Does Sarah not watch herself on TV and notice the embarrassing blacent?

1 minute ago, candall said:

Wow, Chon's sister is like a fresh little meadow wildflower compared to Lacey.  So, uh, he does know what normal women look like?  He's seen women someplace besides Porn Hub?

I think sociopathic meth heads and borderline pornstars are attracted to each other.

[candall]

Nope, never mind.

Edited February 15, 2020 by candall
Figured it out. Derp.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sarah needs to cut off any money she is giving Michael and meet him in public places where he can see the kids. Otherwise she is going to keep getting too emotionally involved. But as much as she complains I think she still wants him. ugh.

She really does.  It's so sad how upset she gets over him STILL.  She should cut off everything no phone,  no contact. File for child support  and get over it. 

[Armchair Critic]

12 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

20 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Someone tell Andrea people with no necks don't need to be wearing chokers.

I think she is trying to hide her double chin and neck.

AHA the old Barbara Bush trick with her pearls 😂

[RealReality]

OMG, while I'm annoyed, I hope that Brittany is just doing this for a storyline and isn't seriously planning on disrupting these kids lives out of some desperate need to be on TV

[OoogleEyes]

Zzzzzzzz...

[kacesq]

Just now, Leilani said:

Does Sarah not watch herself on TV and notice the embarrassing blacent?

I’m sure she pats herself on the back for “keeping it real.”

Are we back to Brittany the Eternal Victim? And you didn’t lose your kids “to adoption” ....you lost your kids because the state decided to terminate your parental rights. She makes it sound she wouldn’t have “lost” the kids if they weren’t adopted. No, you would’ve still lost them. Be happy the kids were adopted and not put in foster care.

[Kroliosis]

Why is she contacting the father of those kids?

[Armchair Critic]

I want to yank mumble mouth's ponytail right off

[kacesq]

Wow, Sarah’s auditioning for Maury at this point...

[Kroliosis]

Omg. I’m amazed Sarah doesn’t get physical with that smiling mofo!

[Leilani]

Sarah and Brittney are such 'victims' aren't they.

[LucyEth]

Take it easy Sarah and go to court, get financial help from him and establish visitation.  

[RealReality]

You don't know what to do Sarah?  Literally anything but this. 

[Kroliosis]

Sarah get a lawyer & a therapist. 

[kacesq]

You know what to do Sarah but you don’t want to do it because you harbor some ridiculous fantasy that he’ll come back to you and you’ll be some perfect family...

and Michael you haven’t been around for those kids, you don’t support those kids so for now? Yeah, Sarah makes the rules.

 

[Armchair Critic]

Michael says it's affecting his parenting. What parenting? He is the worst and Sarah is annoying but I actually feel bad for her having to deal with this clown.

[Kroliosis]

I bet you Maria has a few kids of her own. So she needs to stfu. 

[Leilani]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m sure she pats herself on the back for “keeping it real.”

Are we back to Brittany the Eternal Victim? And you didn’t lose your kids “to adoption” ....you lost your kids because the state decided to terminate your parental rights. She makes it sound she wouldn’t have “lost” the kids if they weren’t adopted. No, you would’ve still lost them. Be happy the kids were adopted and not put in foster care.

One kid and one time in prison, you'd have my sympathy.  But 2 kids and several stints in prison is someone who needs birth control.

[JenE4]

26 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Spaghetti? Fancy!

Pardon me. It’s their famous spaghetti and meatballs. There wasn’t even any sauce on those meatballs! More like infamous!

[Armchair Critic]

Brittany is depending on this show for money but I hope they don't put them on another season, they are the most boring of the couples.