S05.E09: Week 5: Part 2

[OnceSane]

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Two couples from previous seasons visit; a woman turns down a date with the man who saved her at the last rose ceremony.

Airs September 4, 2018.

[leighdear]

Babies in Paradise are just one more sign of the impending apocalypse.  I will not watch Carly & creepy Evan for any reason.  I can't even conceive of how this was judged to be a good idea.  And I think Tanner & Jade are just as bad, even though loads of people seem to think they're now such good role models.  

Is there a vaccination you can give a toddler to prevent famewhoreitis?  Probably not, since in this case it will be passed down by both sets of parents. 

[CindyBee]

Hahahahah, of course Annaleise is all excited to see successful couples cause that is going to be her or she'll die trying

Edited September 5, 2018 by CindyBee

[Armchair Critic]

Looks like Carly's had some work done, her face is different (nose job?). *edited to say the eyebrows are still kind of a mess though

Edited September 5, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[leighdear]

Her eyebrows are a little closer to her actual eyes than to her hairline.  That's progress, I guess.  I still can't stand her. 

[Armchair Critic]

I hate to say this to the Joe lovers because he seems like a nice guy, but he seems a bit simple.

[CindyBee]

Still can't believe Carly managed to become a "successful couple".   

These five hours this week could have been cut down to one or two at the most so not sure if I'll finish the night.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, leighdear said:

I still can't stand her.

She enjoys feeling like a cool kid a bit too much. The Bachelor Family is high school all over again.

[Mu Shu]

9 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Looks like Carly's had some work done, her face is different (nose job?). *edited to say the eyebrows are still kind of a mess though

What about Jades immovable forehead?  Not even thirty and she’s freezing her face. Makes her look older.  Wait until mid forties.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

What about Jades immovable forehead?  Not even thirty and she’s freezing her face. Makes her look older.  Wait until mid forties.

The wild stallion may end up looking like an old nag.

[Mu Shu]

“Be a man, Joe”

Grow some tits, Kendall.  Aren’t gender stereotypes fun?  God I hate her. 

[CindyBee]

I really hope that Jade's mom (who was on this trip) was off screen the whole time as Emmy's crying is kinda sad

Edited September 5, 2018 by CindyBee

[JenE4]

Please don’t put those adorable babies in the ramshackle bouncy seats—they’ll go crashing to their deaths.

[CindyBee]

Poor Kamil, he looks like he wants to be any where but on this beach

[Armchair Critic]

Eric just wants to do the friend thing? This guy is coming off badly, he should have turned down the trip to Paradise.

[EllenB]

I kinda loved Tanner's snark on Krystaaaal.

[leighdear]

Eric thinks he's auditioning and has a shot at that brass Bachelor ring.  He's not even close.  That faux-conflicted act has been done before, and by much better actors. 

Hard pass, dude.  Better luck next show.  Try Big Brother.  

[Mu Shu]

Eric sounds dumb a lot of the time.  But I hate Cassandra trying the Kendall bullshit on him.  “I feel you have some growing to do”.  Take a seat, you’ve known the guy for five minutes. You were even forewarned.

[Jax7917]

Still think Ashley I cries more than jades baby . 

[ImaTart]

Had to mute the crying babies. Ugh!

I just started watching this show.   I think I've seen 3 niights worth, being this is the 3rd time watcing it.  

It"s personal drama based, false tears, half dressed people galore.  A few people have personality disorders of course.

It entertaing because it's stupidly predictable. I has a soap opera vibe .... so it' a time filler while having dinner. ??

[Mu Shu]

Eric is Mesnicking!  Get it!

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Eric thinks he's auditioning and has a shot at that brass Bachelor ring.  He's not even close.  That faux-conflicted act has been done before, and by much better actors. 

Hard pass, dude.  Better luck next show.  Try Big Brother.  

LMAO! This post is why I love you guys.

[rlc]

If I never see Krystal’s fingers in Goose’s greasy dander again, it will be too soon.

[CindyBee]

People, its ok if Eric wants to go home!

[Mu Shu]

Support group Mesnick.  I love Eric now.

[EllenB]

"I didn't hook up enough so I'm outta here."

[Mu Shu]

Mesnicking with a seatbelt on.  Safety first.

[TiredMe]

Gosh they are acting  like Eric died. Jesus melodramatic much? 

And he says Follow the cheese as he’s leaving. Someone help me? WHat the hell does this mean?!

Edited September 5, 2018 by TiredMe

[tennisgurl]

Annaleise seems like she would boil a bunny.

[CindyBee]

TPTB trying to make Chris a romantic lead is just hysterical

[tennisgurl]

...why is Venmo John British now?

[JenE4]

10 minutes ago, TiredMe said:

Gosh they are acting  like Eric died. Jesus melodramatic much? 

And he says Follow the cheese as he’s leaving. Someone help me? WHat the hell does this mean?!

 

I particularly like when he was going on and on about the cheese theory to whichever success story was interviewing him and they asked whether he follows the cheese, he indignantly retorts, “I don’t follow the cheese,” as if he’s lactose intolerant. Guy’s been doing nothing but talking about following cheese for 96 days straight and suddenly all offended by the question. (I missed the whole segment with him leaving.)

Edited September 5, 2018 by JenE4

[Jax7917]

They're all talking about Eric leaving like he died . Astrid was like " when it's your time to go , you just know . " and shushanna was in paradise for an hour .. why is she crying ? 

[CindyBee]

Kamil must wonder what the hell he did wrong to deserve both Shu and Annaleise.

[rlc]

The blonde girl better watch her back.

[saber5055]

I missed the first hour (god that sounds terrible, this show is LONGER THAN ONE HOUR!) so thank goodness I missed Carly, Evan, et. al. and the babies. I mean the real babies. If I had to spend even a minute with a toddler in dipes, I'd have my thumb out for the next limo home.

I guess I'm not this show's demo if you have to want or like little kids.

[tennisgurl]

The trash panda meets the trash human.

[Armchair Critic]

It's Claire's raccoon!

[EllenB]

Thank you Chris and Krystaaaal for hooking up so no one else accidentally winds up with either of you.

[tennisgurl]

I am way more interested in the raccoons love life than Chris and Krystal. 

[JenE4]

The Goose was just about to express his love and Clare’s raccoon chooses NOW to show up?!? He probably came to warn Krystal but alas Krystal only speaks goose not raccoon.

[CindyBee]

I could listen to NZ Jordan read the phone book so I guess I'm a sucker for an accent.

[saber5055]

If someone pulls me aside to talk to me and then sticks her finger in her ear and digs around in an effort to fish out whatever's in there, that'd be the end of any relationship that person might have had with me.

Edited September 5, 2018 by saber5055

[leighdear]

Honey, he is just NOT into you.  Get the clue.  

[b2H]

She is definitely delusional.

[Real4real]

What I don't get is Eric moaning about Angela leaving (sniff sniff) . . . “She was my girl” (sniff sniff).  Dude, she didn’t leave, YOU sent her home.  His limo ride definitely felt like an audition—too little, too late!

[Ohwell]

1 hour ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to say this to the Joe lovers because he seems like a nice guy, but he seems a bit simple.

I love Joe but I'm not mad at you for saying that. ; )

I don't think he's meathead simple since he does have a business.  I would be curious to know how conversant he is when he not on the show though.  

[CindyBee]

Shu has def crossed into cray cray land.

[Jax7917]

Lord help Shu if this isn't the editing . 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

I don't think he's meathead simple since he does have a business.  I would be curious to know how conversant he is when he not on the show though. 

He is so pretty to look at though. :)