Farrah

[Faceplant]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

Farrah doesn’t seem to have sense of humor at all, so I don’t see this going well. Although maybe that’s the joke, and Farrah just isn’t in on it. 

Farrah is never in on the joke. Never.

 

This is just another career/personality she is trying on. We've had yogurt shop, chef school, furniture store, legal school (not law school according to Farrah, but legal school), porn, poop seller, vagina molds, stripper, escort, fitness guru, adult and children's books, pasta sauce, film school, boxer, plastic surgery junkie. And now we're adding stand up comic. I assume this will go the way of the boxing career, but I would love to see her standup routine and specifically people reacting to her routine. 

 

I would just like to see her have actual consequences for the things she says and does. All those businesses she just walked away from with unpaid rent and vendors, and nothing happens. I don't have much confidence anything will come from her slapping that security guard earlier this year. She'll just keep swanning along. 

[Faceplant]

Saint Farrah has cured this man of homelessness (if only in his heart) and feels that she has graduated life . . . doesn't that mean death? That looks like an open bottle of wine in her cupholder. 

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, Faceplant said:

Saint Farrah has cured this man of homelessness (if only in his heart) and feels that she has graduated life . . . doesn't that mean death? That looks like an open bottle of wine in her cupholder. 

Sophia’s paternal grandparents must look at Farrah’s antics with horror. Poor Sophia.

[Faceplant]

From Farrah's latest blog. She has dropped the people pleasing. . . because she was such a people pleaser before with her pleasant demeanor and sparkling personality. 

 

This May is unlike any other May, this year is unlike any other year, I had the blessing, the biggest act of self love, to look at my mental health over my entire life and get to know me better then ever and start living in my true authenticity (dropped the people pleasing, over working, over doing, honed in on how to understand my inhibited energies,perfection addiction, heal our trauma’s from every part of our lives and walk forward as our very own person) with no guilt or shame WHEW! LET’S DO IT! Not just a relief, it made my month, my year, and my life! I wish this mental health clarity and recovery for everyone.

[iwantcookies]

Maybe her meds kicked in 🤣

[ginger90]

37 minutes ago, Faceplant said:

From Farrah's latest blog. She has dropped the people pleasing. . . because she was such a people pleaser before with her pleasant demeanor and sparkling personality. 

 

This May is unlike any other May, this year is unlike any other year, I had the blessing, the biggest act of self love, to look at my mental health over my entire life and get to know me better then ever and start living in my true authenticity (dropped the people pleasing, over working, over doing, honed in on how to understand my inhibited energies,perfection addiction, heal our trauma’s from every part of our lives and walk forward as our very own person) with no guilt or shame WHEW! LET’S DO IT! Not just a relief, it made my month, my year, and my life! I wish this mental health clarity and recovery for everyone.

How many people is she talking about? 👀🤔

 

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

How many people is she talking about? 👀🤔

 

0

[Snarky McSnarky]

[ginger90]

You go Farrah, aggressively defense! 🤦‍♀️

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah eating dirt outside of the restaurant.

 

[iwantcookies]

Poor sofabed! She has no chance to be normal and have a boring normal life. I bet she is illiterate with Farrahkins tutoring her.

 

Free Sofia! 
 

Isn’t Farrah studying to be a lawyer? 

[Faceplant]

19 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Poor sofabed! She has no chance to be normal and have a boring normal life. I bet she is illiterate with Farrahkins tutoring her.

 

Free Sofia! 
 

Isn’t Farrah studying to be a lawyer? 

I'd like to think that she will grow up and realize how ridiculous her mother is, but realistically that doesn't seem likely. She is "home schooled" and  has no friends or normal people in her life. 

[Lindzkh07]

On 6/11/2014 at 5:30 PM, KYBlonde said:

Farrah is a vile waste of space. She can't do shit for herself yet criticizes everyone willing to be crazy enough to even help the little bitch. She is a terrible mother and daughter and a disgusting human being. If I was her mother, who is a saint BTW, I would beat her ASS and put her in her place. 

[Faceplant]

Just a portion of the about section on Farrah's website. I'm so curious about the 1.97%. What does that even mean?? I particularly like "windowed teen mother".

Farrah Abraham a windowed teen mother, survived single parent to only child Sophia Abraham, model, music artist, reality star born on MTV, a minority of only 1.97% in the nation achieving success when all odds against her and strides not recognized. Farrah Abraham a serial business woman, entrepreneur , sex symbol, keynote speaker for entrepreneurship, motherhood, sexual health and wellness, and unplanned pregnancy.

Edited May 25, 2022 by Faceplant
spelling is important

[Polliwollidoodle]

On 5/20/2022 at 3:05 PM, Faceplant said:

I'd like to think that she will grow up and realize how ridiculous her mother is, but realistically that doesn't seem likely. She is "home schooled" and  has no friends or normal people in her life. 

Now that's just wrong. Sad and wrong.

[Faceplant]

On 5/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, Lindzkh07 said:

On 6/11/2014 at 5:30 PM, KYBlonde said:

Farrah is a vile waste of space. She can't do shit for herself yet criticizes everyone willing to be crazy enough to even help the little bitch. She is a terrible mother and daughter and a disgusting human being. If I was her mother, who is a saint BTW, I would beat her ASS and put her in her place. 

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I was having a really hard time picturing Debz OG as a saint, but then I realized this quote was from 8 years ago. Still not a saint back then, but she seemed slightly less insane back then. In 2014, she wasn't yet the rapping granny we know today, but there were signs  everywhere. I remember so much taxidermy in her house. That right there was a big red flag.

[Jennifersdc]

I’d like to take a moment to thank all of you for still posting. I think it’s about time to watch the Blowin video again.

[teapot]

6 hours ago, Faceplant said:

I was having a really hard time picturing Debz OG as a saint, but then I realized this quote was from 8 years ago. Still not a saint back then, but she seemed slightly less insane back then. In 2014, she wasn't yet the rapping granny we know today, but there were signs  everywhere. I remember so much taxidermy in her house. That right there was a big red flag.

I have never laid a hand on a child, nor would I ever, but was on Deb’s side when she slapped her in the 16 & Pregnant episode

[Faceplant]

Celebrating her 31st birthday in Hawaii while wearing a practical and elegant bikini.

[heatherchandler]

12 hours ago, Faceplant said:

Celebrating her 31st birthday in Hawaii while wearing a practical and elegant bikini.

That looks painful.

[qtpye]

Her face is starting to look like this…

[iwantcookies]

I can see her privates 🤣

[Faceplant]

9 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

I can see her privates 🤣

Wow, I didn't even notice that. She always keeps it so classy. I still cannot believe that 1) someone designed a bikini out of cutoff denim bottoms and what looks like duct tape attached to a chain for the top, and 2) that someone actually would buy and wear it. A lid for every pot kind of thing, right? 

And one more picture just because I can't unsee it. This is after she flew to England last week to have her butt fixed. This is what fixed looks like. . . with a denim g-string. 

[DawnDavenport]

On 6/2/2022 at 6:09 PM, Faceplant said:

Wow, I didn't even notice that. She always keeps it so classy. I still cannot believe that 1) someone designed a bikini out of cutoff denim bottoms and what looks like duct tape attached to a chain for the top, and 2) that someone actually would buy and wear it. A lid for every pot kind of thing, right? 

And one more picture just because I can't unsee it. This is after she flew to England last week to have her butt fixed. This is what fixed looks like. . . with a denim g-string. 

What a lumpy mess her ass is! Don't even get me started on that hair. Did she have them also shave a horse mane and attach it as well? It looks dirty and matted! 

I'm not a woman so can someone please reassure me that in the frontal picture above that her nether regions are peaking out and that's just a liner of sort? Please?

So much for her stay in rehab. Seems like she is back to her old ways again. I also assume she is there on someone else (a john's) dime. Hopefully Sofia is not with her.

Edited June 5, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[Faceplant]

11 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

What a lumpy mess her ass is! Don't even get me started on that hair. Did she have them also shave a horse mane and attach it as well? It looks dirty and matted! 

I'm not a woman so can someone please reassure me that in the frontal picture above that her nether regions are peaking out and that's just a liner of sort? Please?

So much for her stay in rehab. Seems like she is back to her old ways again. I also assume she is there on someone else (a john's) dime. Hopefully Sofia is not with her.

I'm a lady and that definitely looks like her lady parts sticking out the side of the denim bikini she has wedged in her crotch. And sorry to disappoint, but Sophia was indeed with her in Hawaii for her bday. She even sang happy bday and gave her mom a cake. 

In other news, Farrah has hired another actor to play the part of her boyfriend. Truly gross pictures and a weird and uncomfortable video Here. I feel like there would just be so very much spit everywhere between these two. 

I am strangely fascinated and repulsed by Farrah. . . and I never even watched Teen Mom.

Edited June 5, 2022 by Faceplant
To prove I can spell better than Farrah

[qtpye]

1 hour ago, Faceplant said:

I'm a lady and that definitely looks like her lady parts sticking out the side of the denim bikini she has wedged in her crotch. And sorry to disappoint, but Sophia was indeed with her in Hawaii for her bday. She even sang happy bday and gave her mom a cake. 

13 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

What a lumpy mess her ass is! Don't even get me started on that hair. Did she have them also shave a horse mane and attach it as well? It looks dirty and matted! 

Nothing is sexier than a disproportionately bowling ball-sized ass on tiny little stick-like legs combined with a painful camel toe.

Of course, the real icing on the cake is her lovable non-delusional personality.

[ilovebeaarthur]

On 6/2/2022 at 11:14 AM, heatherchandler said:

That looks painful.

It looks like a yeast infection waiting to happen 😬

[heatherchandler]

On 6/4/2022 at 11:14 PM, DawnDavenport said:

So much for her stay in rehab. Seems like she is back to her old ways again. I also assume she is there on someone else (a john's) dime. Hopefully Sofia is not with her.

Do we know why she was in rehab?  Was it for "exhaustion?"

[DawnDavenport]

6 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Do we know why she was in rehab?  Was it for "exhaustion?"

Publicity stunt after her face down in dog pee dirt and cigarette-butt adventures on a random Hollywood street perhaps? Has anyone checked her Yelp reviews yet to see if she left a good or bad review of whatever rehab she was at?

I half expect she wrote something about how they weren't supportive and she felt unsafe. I'm eagerly awaiting an announcement about how she is now going to pursue her JD Law of Psychology degree at Yale.

Edited June 6, 2022 by DawnDavenport

[heatherchandler]

19 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

Publicity stunt after her face down in dirt and cigarette-butt adventures on a random Hollywood street perhaps? Has anyone checked her Yelp reviews yet to see if she left a good or bad review of whatever rehab she was at?

I half expect she wrote something about how they weren't supportive and she felt unsafe. I'm eagerly awaiting an announcement about how she is now going to pursue her JD Law of Psychology degree at Yale.

Of course!  I am sure there is a word salad review somewhere... alongside her terrible review of Harvard.

[ginger90]

I think I posted this at the time. It was a “trauma treatment center”. 

Video:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cak7xXtJ2lE/

[Snarky McSnarky]

[ginger90]

https://www.makanapath.com/programs/short-term/
 

From above:

“Our curriculum fuses the 12-step programwith clinical programming to help clients nourish their bodies from substances while addressing the underlying issues that lead to substance use, such as trauma, family dynamics, and self-defeating behavior patterns, in individual and group therapy sessions.”

Edited June 7, 2022 by ginger90

[ginger90]

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Her YELP review:

[Faceplant]

Shocking to believe, but she's single again after a two day relationship. I really thought those two crazy kids would make it. They seemed so in love based on all the pics of her tongue down his throat. And aren't you supposed to wait before dating when you're newly sober anyhow? She's the worst. 

But in a plot twist, Farrah exclusively shared with E! News that she remains single.

"I decided not to date Mack. He could not handle public attention well," she said. "I'm more confident in my life at this time and while I'm dating on new terms and rules from my 12-step principles program and taking it easy, I look forward to dating as I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life and I want to share that with someone special."

"I'm at a university full time & working on my comedy TV specials," she said. "I need someone who can keep up and not make me feel like a sugar mama."

[qtpye]

22 hours ago, Faceplant said:

Shocking to believe, but she's single again after a two day relationship. I really thought those two crazy kids would make it. They seemed so in love based on all the pics of her tongue down his throat. And aren't you supposed to wait before dating when you're newly sober anyhow? She's the worst. 

But in a plot twist, Farrah exclusively shared with E! News that she remains single.

"I decided not to date Mack. He could not handle public attention well," she said. "I'm more confident in my life at this time and while I'm dating on new terms and rules from my 12-step principles program and taking it easy, I look forward to dating as I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life and I want to share that with someone special."

"I'm at a university full time & working on my comedy TV specials," she said. "I need someone who can keep up and not make me feel like a sugar mama."

I'm surprised that Farrah has not found some rich old Sugar Daddy...that would more likely be her type.

It seems like they even have the sense to stay away from her.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Shockingly, the guy has a completely different take on her "boyfriend" story:

"It was surprising to wake up and discover I had acquired a girlfriend overnight because I certainly never agreed to that.. with anyone."

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2022/06/08/exclusive-farrah-abrahams-ex-mack-lovat-speaks-out-after-farrah-confirms-breakup-says-he-certainly-never-agreed-to-a-relationship

[Cinnabon]

22 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Shockingly, the guy has a completely different take on her "boyfriend" story:

"It was surprising to wake up and discover I had acquired a girlfriend overnight because I certainly never agreed to that.. with anyone."

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2022/06/08/exclusive-farrah-abrahams-ex-mack-lovat-speaks-out-after-farrah-confirms-breakup-says-he-certainly-never-agreed-to-a-relationship

Was it this guy or Ashley who’s responsible for the use of “would of? 🤣

[Faceplant]

Farrah is handling her two day relationship breakup in the usual mature way - sharing dick pics of her ex on Instagram. Never change, Farrah. 

Some Farrah word salad from her story to make you feel smarter:

“I get the universes [sic] message. Don’t give anyone a chance anymore, don’t let people come out in public, unless they are public, & globally know [sic] or I’ll have someone telling me were dating but to the world they don’t know me,” Abraham wrote over the uncensored photo.

6 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Shockingly, the guy has a completely different take on her "boyfriend" story:

"It was surprising to wake up and discover I had acquired a girlfriend overnight because I certainly never agreed to that.. with anyone."

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2022/06/08/exclusive-farrah-abrahams-ex-mack-lovat-speaks-out-after-farrah-confirms-breakup-says-he-certainly-never-agreed-to-a-relationship

She has a history of saying she's in a relationship with dudes who have been photographed with her once. Remember when she tried to comvince everyone James Deen (from her porn video) was her boyfriend? She's saying this last guy was abusive . . . after one date that was obviously staged for the paparazzi. He weirdly has a lot of nice things to say about her and points out what a great mother he thinks she is. I wonder if that was before the dick pics were shared by Farrah. 

[DawnDavenport]

14 hours ago, Faceplant said:

Farrah is handling her two day relationship breakup in the usual mature way - sharing dick pics of her ex on Instagram. Never change, Farrah. 

Some Farrah word salad from her story to make you feel smarter:

“I get the universes [sic] message. Don’t give anyone a chance anymore, don’t let people come out in public, unless they are public, & globally know [sic] or I’ll have someone telling me were dating but to the world they don’t know me,” Abraham wrote over the uncensored photo.

She has a history of saying she's in a relationship with dudes who have been photographed with her once. Remember when she tried to comvince everyone James Deen (from her porn video) was her boyfriend? She's saying this last guy was abusive . . . after one date that was obviously staged for the paparazzi. He weirdly has a lot of nice things to say about her and points out what a great mother he thinks she is. I wonder if that was before the dick pics were shared by Farrah. 

How does she continue to get away with this crap?

https://pagesix.com/2022/06/09/farrah-abraham-appears-to-share-ex-mack-lovats-d-k-picture/

As a bonus, further down there is a heavily photoshopped picture of her in a bikini showing off her ASSets. Is that where she stores her food for the winter like a squrrel?

[Faceplant]

1 hour ago, DawnDavenport said:

How does she continue to get away with this crap?

https://pagesix.com/2022/06/09/farrah-abraham-appears-to-share-ex-mack-lovats-d-k-picture/

As a bonus, further down there is a heavily photoshopped picture of her in a bikini showing off her ASSets. Is that where she stores her food for the winter like a squrrel?

That's what fascinates me about her - she does all this horrible stuff, treats people like trash and never has any consequences for her actions. Also, I'm holding out hope that she does do standup comedy. I am dying to see that. She has no sense of humor and is easily offended and always defensive. Perfect combo for a comedian.

In other news, she owns another denim bikini. I mean, seriously now.  

Edited June 10, 2022 by Faceplant
spelling is important

[Faceplant]

I will just leave this here and then I need to step away from the Farrah thread for a while :)

[Snarky McSnarky]

That child has never seen a day of school.  Yet Farrah gets away with it.  

[Jennifersdc]

22 hours ago, Faceplant said:

I will just leave this here and then I need to step away from the Farrah thread for a while :)

No! Don’t go!

Farrah doesn’t have an original thought in her brain. I’m pretty sure she got that paid shot of her tonguing that poor guy cause Kourtney Kardashian has been photographed with her tongue stuck down Travis Barker’s throat all over the place. I don’t even really read tabloids and have never watched that show, but even I know that.

I wonder how much she pays to get those photos taken and how much she can sell them to The Sun for. It seems to be the only publication that still posts Internet-only articles about her. I can’t help myself. I still Google her name every once in awhile for the latest giggle.

Poor Sophia - she turned out to not be that cute. And that’s with all the “beauty” treatments I’m sure Farrah has her getting. The Farrah picked outfits definitely do not help.

Edited June 11, 2022 by Jennifersdc
ETA to add - WTF is up with all these new emojis? I’m just confused.

[Faceplant]

On 6/11/2022 at 10:46 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

That child has never seen a day of school.  Yet Farrah gets away with it.  

She has been calling Sophia her best friend since she was born. No, that is not your best friend. That is your daughter. 

In other Farrah news, I wandered over to her snipfeed page. Some interesting items there. The Get Hired Now Pack is only $1.99 and you get 21 items. Tempting.

There's also a link to something called the Farrah She Shed where she sells her adult/porn stuff. You can get a one minute Zoom call with Farrah for only $10. Or you can get a three minute whip cream shower video for just $100. 

Then there's this :

It takes you to a lovely site called the scat shop. It's as disturbing as you are picturing. Farrah has three videos for sale. The one and only review:

– April 24, 2022

Purchased this so you wouldn’t have to. This is obvious a staged video. Food items were used instead of the real thing. That goes for the other two she posted as well- I recognize them as videos I have purchased a while back on her OF account. Although it’s a hot video, for the steep price of $200 I expected the real thing. Very disappointed.

[StatisticalOutlier]

Quote

Purchased this so you wouldn’t have to.

I have a crazy idea.  How about nobody purchase any of it?

It sickens me that Farrah is making bank on this sort of thing, and the people who are buying it are no better, and I want to throttle them if they turn around and complain about the rising cost of food and gas and housing. 

[Cinnabon]

8 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

I have a crazy idea.  How about nobody purchase any of it?

It sickens me that Farrah is making bank on this sort of thing, and the people who are buying it are no better, and I want to throttle them if they turn around and complain about the rising cost of food and gas and housing. 

Now Jenelle is on Only Fans and making $$ off trash as well. It’s truly a shame that people pay for it. Maybe even more of one that people have continued watching and keeping the shows alive for all of these years. It’s not helping the kids.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Cinnabon

[Jennifersdc]

Our Master Entrepreneur just got indicted. Again. Is this number three?

Sorry - I’m an idiot and don’t know how to paste articles.

Please - snark away!

[Jennifersdc]

https://www.etonline.com/farrah-abraham-former-teen-mom-star-charged-with-battery-after-nightclub-altercation-in-january?amp

I think I got the copy and paste thing. Took awhile. Hope I don’t have to figure it out again.

Y’all are sleeping at the wheel. This is fucking hysterical shit (ode to Farrah’s Only Fans). The ET article above actually has a response from Farrah. It’s classic Farrah. 😂💩

[Faceplant]

21 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

https://www.etonline.com/farrah-abraham-former-teen-mom-star-charged-with-battery-after-nightclub-altercation-in-january?amp

I think I got the copy and paste thing. Took awhile. Hope I don’t have to figure it out again.

Y’all are sleeping at the wheel. This is fucking hysterical shit (ode to Farrah’s Only Fans). The ET article above actually has a response from Farrah. It’s classic Farrah. 😂💩

I must be sleeping at the wheel! I would so love to see Farrah go in front of a judge and say, "For my mental state, I will not be engaging further per my doctor's orders."

And wasn't her stay at the trauma center due to her alleged rape?