Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Matt also admitted in one of the videos that it was him tweeting Janelle and Farrah 

[poopchute]

Why would the FBI be involved with these fools? Does he mean the IRS?

[ClassyCourtHeels]

22 minutes ago, poopchute said:

Why would the FBI be involved with these fools? Does he mean the IRS?

The FBI wouldn't. Unless there is some sort of extortion and that wasn't what was happening with twitter haters. Matt's just bullshitting to make threats. 

[mamadrama]

5 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Amber could be granted very generous visitation/custody -- but it is meaningless. She doesn't see the kid. She has no interest in seeing the child. If there wasn't a series, she'd barely see her daughter.  It has been proven that she only picks up the kid when MTV is filming. 

I would respect her more if she just admitted that she didn't want to be a full-time parent and graciously moved aside for Kristina. She could still have a relationship with Leah, but on a different level.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

3 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Anyone hear the new voicemails???? That Jeff is an expert impersonator of Matt.

 NO. What's up?

[Calm81]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

This guy is 10 years old, I swear. Hope the "surgery" is either a vasectomy,  or he's gone. And what about pain, oh how will he ever deal with the pain.....

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattbEPT/status/870008266960420864?p=v

My guess is that Amber kicked him out and stopped his access to her money so he sold this lame story to thedirty to get money for the "news".

I'm hoping. 

And any guess on the type of surgery? It's probably something cosmetic that Amber is paying for, as he's got some expensive standards tbese days. I can't forget about the uppa class scarf he wore in his being Gnat special.

Edited June 1, 2017 by Calm81

[CofCinci]

He's probably getting a "Daddy Makeover". Abdominoplasty, gynecomastia reduction, liposuction and body sculpting (to make it look like he has abs). Maybe even calf implants. Too bad he didn't go under the knife before that horrific book cover was shot. 

[JocelynCavanaugh]

If he's really seeing the "Dr. House" in Indiana that someone found a website for, that guy specializes in something to do with kidneys, livers, etc. and the word oncology was mentioned. I couldn't despise Matt any more but I'm still not going to celebrate if it's cancer related. (Except if it makes him sterile. That's just a public health issue at this point.)

Edited June 1, 2017 by JocelynCavanaugh

[ClassyCourtHeels]

52 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

If he's really seeing the "Dr. House" in Indiana that someone found a website for, that guy specializes in something to do with kidneys, livers, etc. and the word oncology was mentioned. I couldn't despise Matt any more but I'm still not going to celebrate if it's cancer related. (Except if it makes him sterile. That's just a public health issue at this point.)

He already faked cancer on twitter to garner sympathy so.......

[JocelynCavanaugh]

2 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

He already faked cancer on twitter to garner sympathy so.......

How did I miss that?! Never mind, then. I just hope he's sterile in general.

[honeydo7]

pc,  we can only hope the FBI is investigating Matt & Amber, since they learned M/A were rewarded for making super big donations to the Trump campaign by secretly meeting with Russkie mucky-mucks, meetings arranged by Trump's closest advisers, to discuss marketing their home-made porno films, ghost-written autobiographies & Amber's Marilyn Monroe clothing line in stores throughout Russia. Sheesh!

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

If he's really seeing the "Dr. House" in Indiana that someone found a website for, that guy specializes in something to do with kidneys, livers, etc. and the word oncology was mentioned. I couldn't despise Matt any more but I'm still not going to celebrate if it's cancer related. (Except if it makes him sterile. That's just a public health issue at this point.)

Matt is a cancer. 

32 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

He already faked cancer on twitter to garner sympathy so.......

Exactly.

This guy has no cares about anyone else who truly is ill or suffering not to mention the children he has abandoned and then there is the rape victim who killed herself. So, I could care less about any harm coming to him. 

[CofCinci]

Matt wants people to Google "Dr. House+Indiana" and then to ask him if he's okay. Dude is already setting up the plan for his next victim. Amber is going to kick him out while he is "sick."  He'll move in with some Internet dummy who survived the same illness he pretends he had. 

[Mambo Gladys]

Can anyone make sense of those stupid recorded phone calls? Matt sounds like a robot in half of them, like he's reading from a script. I have not listened to the entire 20 something minute one, but if anyone has, is there anything interesting on it? Like them talking about their hookup? I could care less about the supposed FBI investigation or whatever that garbage is. 

[Calicocats]

Maybe he's talking to Hillary Clinton?  Maybe that's why the FBI is involved? 

Who knows with these people.

[teapot]

arrrggghhh guys I'm at work & my computer doesn't accommodate headphones...can anyone summarize these new "tapes"?

[Mambo Gladys]

Alright, I listened to pretty much all of them. The 4th video posted by EntyLawyer is the one that mentions Tiffany and Matt having sex. She yells some accusatory things at him, including that they had sex. He does not deny it. Later on in that same video, Matt says Tiffany can say whatever she wants. She can tell Amber that they had sex and it's not going to matter...something to that effect. It's difficult to make sense of that psycho. 

The rest of it is BS about the FBI investigating online bullying and Tiffany getting mad at Matt for not following through with promoting her tattoo shop. 

Edited June 1, 2017 by saratothej

[Calm81]

11 minutes ago, saratothej said:

Alright, I listened to pretty much all of them. The 4th video posted by EntyLawyer is the one that mentions Tiffany and Matt having sex. She yells some accusatory things at him, including that they had sex. He does not deny it. Later on in that same video, Matt says Tiffany can say whatever she wants. She can tell Amber that they had sex and it's not going to matter...something to that effect. It's difficult to make sense of that psycho. 

The rest of it is BS about the FBI investigating online bullying and Tiffany getting mad at Matt for not following through with promoting her tattoo shop. 

That's what I gathered from the video recording. I listened to it on the toilet this morning as I wasn't wasting other free time listening to his slushy sounding mouth and my husband knocked on the door thinking I was talking to some guy with him on speaker phone. 

I had to explain who Gnat is and the show teen mom (I keep my fascination with the show a secret lol) and why I was listening to that garbage at 5:30 am on the shitter. ??

Matt is TRYING to make Tiffany THINK Amber knows what is going on in hopes of Tiffany not saying a word to Amber by making her think "Well if Amber already knows we had sex then there's no point in confronting Amber about it" even though Amber didn't know at the time of the voice recording. 

I hate you Matt and especially now that my husband now knows that his seemingly intelligent wife that always INSISTS on watching the history channel, discovery channel anything educational watches this dang crap show and likes it. 

Edited June 1, 2017 by Calm81

[teapot]

7 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

That's what I gathered from the video recording. I listened to it on the toilet this morning as I wasn't wasting other free time listening to his slushy sounding mouth and my husband knocked on the door thinking I was talking to some guy with him on speaker phone. 

 

LOL...sounds like something mine would ask.  "yes, dear, I'm having a torrid affair with someone that I choose to communicate with whilst wiping my ass..."

[heatherchandler]

I listened to the recordings and still cannot figure out -

1. the reason the police/FBI would be involved in anything

2. what the cancer mom (michelle?) is hoping to gain from taping the conversations

3. why she is weeping in every phone call.  Other than the fact that she and Matt boned (shudder), why is she so upset?

4. why Matt wants her to think they are friends

There are more questions, but these are the biggest.

Also I just DO NOT understand the text messages.  Why would she be so excited that he was talking about marrying her, etc.?  Does she think he's a catch?  It seems like she fell in love wih him, and I cannot wrap my head around that.  He's so disgusting!

[MissMel]

Oh dear God, Jesus, Mother Mary, and Holy Hannah.  Who the hell is Michelle?  (I'm catching up, haven't clicked on anything yet)

The fuck? FBI? ok, Jan.

And these people have seen the greasy creep, nekkid.

Edited June 1, 2017 by MissMel
I forgot, It was Jeff. He did it.

[Calm81]

17 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I listened to the recordings and still cannot figure out -

1. the reason the police/FBI would be involved in anything

2. what the cancer mom (michelle?) is hoping to gain from taping the conversations

3. why she is weeping in every phone call.  Other than the fact that she and Matt boned (shudder), why is she so upset?

4. why Matt wants her to think they are friends

There are more questions, but these are the biggest.

Also I just DO NOT understand the text messages.  Why would she be so excited that he was talking about marrying her, etc.?  Does she think he's a catch?  It seems like she fell in love wih him, and I cannot wrap my head around that.  He's so disgusting!

1. I have no idea, maybe because someone Matt slept with is trying to extort him for cash claiming he fathered her child.

2. The girl is Tiffany not Michelle and she recorded it in hopes (and succeeded) in getting a confession from Matt that they had sex.

3. Matt pretended to be her friend and that he was going to help her tattoo shop become successful by mentioning her shop on the show but he didn't and sexually assaulted her in Vegas.

Matt had her lie to Amber saying they met through Jeff and that her and Jeff were together even though Matt wanted Tiffany on the Vegas trip so he could sneak into the room she got with Jeff so he could rape/have sex with her and she's PISSED because he used her and now his people are making her out to be the bad one/whore/side chic and claiming she faked her cancer even though she does have cancer.

4. Keep your enemies closer. Matt wants Tiffany to believe they're friends so she would keep her mouth shut about the not rape that happened in Vegas. If he's nice to her maybe she will stop telling people about the assault.

Anyone else? And correct me if I made any mistakes.

Edited June 1, 2017 by Calm81

[Mambo Gladys]

12 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Oh dear God, Jesus, Mother Mary, and Holy Hannah.  Who the hell is Michelle?  (I'm catching up, haven't clicked on anything yet)

The fuck? FBI? ok, Jan.

And these people have seen the greasy creep, nekkid.

Cancer mom is Tiffany, not Michelle. There's no Michelle that I know of.

@Calm81, I think you pretty much nailed it. It's bizarre. Seems like Matt is more concerned about this FBI investigation than the cheating. I guess he's trying to take the focus off the sex? Dude is so messed up. Amber is so damn stupid. As far as I'm concerned, Matt admitted on that recording that he and Tiffany boned. I assume Amber has heard it and if she's stupid enough to stay with him after that, then that's her idiotic choice. I don't care if Matt does have some blackmail on her. What could possibly be so bad? 

[ginger90]

Matt deleted his tweet linking to the story about him not attending the reunion taping. He does know the story is still up, right? I guess he did that after having to keep up with deleting the comments. 

[MissMel]

20 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

Matt had her lie to Amber saying they met through Jeff and that her and Jeff were together even though Matt wanted Tiffany on the Vegas trip so he could sneak into the room she got with Jeff so he could rape/have sex with her and she's PISSED because he used her and now his people are making her out to be the bad one/whore/side chic and claiming she faked her cancer even though she does have cancer.

That damn Jeff.  He would have come in handy about 20 years ago.  "Why did you kick your shoe through the window?" "I didn't!"  "Oh ok, so who did?" "I don't know."

It was Jeff.  

(I'm not making lite of the obvious assault that has happened.  Just poking fun at the ridiculousness that is the scuzzy creep we are talking about here,)

[GreatKazu]

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That's what I gathered from the video recording. I listened to it on the toilet this morning as I wasn't wasting other free time listening to his slushy sounding mouth and my husband knocked on the door thinking I was talking to some guy with him on speaker phone. 

I had to explain who Gnat is and the show teen mom (I keep my fascination with the show a secret lol) and why I was listening to that garbage at 5:30 am on the shitter.

@Calm81

Bwahahahahaha

Sitting on the shitter while listening to anything Matt-related, or anything Teen Mom-related, is the perfect place. 

Tell your husband it is Jeff's fault you got suckered into this shit show. Then, try explaining who Jeff is. lol 

Edited June 1, 2017 by GreatKazu

[MissMel]

Y'all, I just had the best conversation with my husband last night.

 "Did you know, the cat hasn't puked one time since you were in Tennessee.  Not once!"

Today? My text was: "there's cat puke"  Man texted back: Monkey face emoji hiding his eyes and 'it was jeff'

I'm gonna need an intervention for my whole family.  

[GreatKazu]

Jeff must be rolling in the dough because there is no way that guy can take the heat for all of Gnat's lies and BS without being paid well enough for it. Not a peep out of this guy to defend himself or to deflect the heat that gets put on him. Now we know where most of Amber's money went to. 

[CofCinci]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

Also I just DO NOT understand the text messages.  Why would she be so excited that he was talking about marrying her, etc.?  Does she think he's a catch?  It seems like she fell in love wih him, and I cannot wrap my head around that.  He's so disgusting!

Matt has the act of making vulnerable women fall in love with him down to a science.  She was recovering from cancer, had low self-esteem, was broke, struggling with kids -- and here comes this White Knight. Shooting fish in a barrel. He praises her tattoo skills and wants to support her tattoo shop.  She fuses the possibility to have a better life in with Matt. She's crying hysterically in the calls because she believes her dreams/goals can only happen within their relationship. It's all very sad. Hopefully she still feels better. She hid the truth because she was hopeful that they'd be together. 

[Thorkim]

36 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

@Calm81

Bwahahahahaha

Sitting on the shitter while listening to anything Matt-related, or anything Teen Mom-related, is the perfect place. 

Tell your husband it is Jeff's fault you got suckered into this shit show. Then, try explaining who Jeff is. lol 

That IS some funny shit, no pun intended.  I laughed out loud.

[MissMel]

6 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Jeff must be rolling in the dough because there is no way that guy can take the heat for all of Gnat's lies and BS without being paid well enough for it. Not a peep out of this guy to defend himself or to deflect the heat that gets put on him. Now we know where most of Amber's money went to. 

Yeah, fuck the 'free butch' t-shirts.  He needs to get on "it was jeff" shirts and make more coins.  Screw Gnat.

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, Calm81 said:

1. I have no idea, maybe because someone Matt slept with is trying to extort him for cash claiming he fathered her child.

2. The girl is Tiffany not Michelle and she recorded it in hopes (and succeeded) in getting a confession from Matt that they had sex.

3. Matt pretended to be her friend and that he was going to help her tattoo shop become successful by mentioning her shop on the show but he didn't and sexually assaulted her in Vegas.

Matt had her lie to Amber saying they met through Jeff and that her and Jeff were together even though Matt wanted Tiffany on the Vegas trip so he could sneak into the room she got with Jeff so he could rape/have sex with her and she's PISSED because he used her and now his people are making her out to be the bad one/whore/side chic and claiming she faked her cancer even though she does have cancer.

4. Keep your enemies closer. Matt wants Tiffany to believe they're friends so she would keep her mouth shut about the not rape that happened in Vegas. If he's nice to her maybe she will stop telling people about the assault.

Anyone else? And correct me if I made any mistakes.

Thank you for the run-down!  I guess I was most confused about her apparent love of Matt.  Is that the world we live in?  Where Matt, an old loser in greasy glasses is attractive to someone?  

[Tatum]

Wait, is the FBI actually involved, or is Matt just trying to sound important by lying that they're involved?

Edited June 1, 2017 by Tatum

[AmyFarrahFowler]

7 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

If he's really seeing the "Dr. House" in Indiana that someone found a website for, that guy specializes in something to do with kidneys, livers, etc. and the word oncology was mentioned. I couldn't despise Matt any more but I'm still not going to celebrate if it's cancer related. (Except if it makes him sterile. That's just a public health issue at this point.)

It's actually Jeff and he's selling one of Matt's kidneys.

Edited June 1, 2017 by AmyFarrahFowler

[Birdee]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

Wait, is the FBI actually involved, or is Matt just trying to sound important by lying that they're involved?

Unless Matt (or Jeff) has a t-shirt that says "Female Body Inspector" no one with those initials is remotely involved. I'm sure he's trying to impress Amber and scare Tiffany. And bless their hearts, they're probably dumb enough to fall for it. Lord knows it's not the worst of his lies they've believed. 

[GreatKazu]

6 minutes ago, Birdee said:

Unless Matt (or Jeff) has a t-shirt that says "Female Body Inspector" no one with those initials is remotely involved. I'm sure he's trying to impress Amber and scare Tiffany. And bless their hearts, they're probably dumb enough to fall for it. Lord knows it's not the worst of his lies they've believed. 

FBI shirts for Matt and Jeff should stand for Fat Boys of Indiana. 

Matt should be saying CIA instead = Cash in Advance

 

 

Matt's going to a doctor to get that teeny weenie enlarged after all the criticisms he received for that dick pic.

[ginger90]

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Matt should be saying CIA instead = Cash in Advance

 

 

Lol!

[MissMel]

Y'all, back when dinosaurs roamed the land and I was 17, I got to meet the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  And the Florida Bureau.  And the Sheriff's Dept SWAT team.  And I think the IRS was there, too. (I could be wrong, it was scary.) I made some pretty poor decisions back then. Anyway...

Their radar was full on, serious shit.  Not some pansy, greasy guy with delusions of grandeur.  Those guys are no joke.  It's all you can do just to remember how to breathe.  Not a single one is concerned with scuzzy Gnat or his voicemails to his side chick.  Not one.

[ginger90]

Is it Matt that supposedly has the FBI involved? 

[druzy]

Are Amber and Matt still together? 

[CofCinci]

10 minutes ago, druzy said:

Are Amber and Matt still together? 

No one knows for sure. A vague Twitter post by Amber and Matt retweeted an article that he's having surgery and won't be at reunion. Chances are she is still with him because he is a sociopath that knows how to work that dummy. 

32 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Is it Matt that supposedly has the FBI involved? 

He was trying to scare Cancer Mom with the Dragon Tattoo. 

[ginger90]

Wow there's too much out there to even make sense of it. I came across a video of a phone call between Matt and Tiffany. It was posted in 4 parts, this us part 4 (not to be played within ear shot of children, or employers!)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=pglLllHz-P4

[KittyKat133]

I hate to say this (because I wish he did ) but I actually listened to the whole 30 something minutes of this ridiculous, annoying conversation and Matt did not necessarily "admit" to having sex with her. He says at the very end something like "so what tell amber we had sex" but I did not take that as an admission necessarily. I almost took it as a "you can't threaten me Tiffany, I'm the boss" 

regardless that conversation is a prime example of how he manipulates these stupid freaking women. Notice all the typical manipulative techniques he uses. 

-flattery 

- constantly saying her name

- empathy (even though we know it's fake)

-making her feel important, wanted, smart

- using his children "my children actually liked you!" Etc. 

- the acting like he's warning her, doing her a favor, SAVING HER! 

-staying calm and even keeled, not getting defensive or emotional. Being Understanding and apologetic . 

I feel like in this is a PRIME example of how he brainwashes Amber to a T! 

Omg and tiffanys crying and boo hooing was SO annoying!!!! If she really had been through cancer )though I'm not 100% believing her) then why is she so upset over stupid freaking Matt!?????!!?!???

also why did she have a "hospice team" if she was beating cancer. Hospice is only for end of life care.

[druzy]

Edited June 2, 2017 by druzy

[ginger90]

44 minutes ago, druzy said:

Wonder who the "we" includes. The other "Girls" aren't there yet.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/870584285031485440?p=v

[mamadrama]

19 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Matt wants people to Google "Dr. House+Indiana" and then to ask him if he's okay. Dude is already setting up the plan for his next victim. Amber is going to kick him out while he is "sick."  He'll move in with some Internet dummy who survived the same illness he pretends he had. 

I agree. He probably isn't even getting surgery-just another lame attempt to divert attention and gsin sympathy to lessen the blows.

7 hours ago, KittyKat133 said:

 

also why did she have a "hospice team" if she was beating cancer. Hospice is only for end of life care.

Actually, it's not. Hospice is not just for end of life care. I am in hospice. A nurse comes out twice a week for palliative care. Hospice offers many excellent services for people fighting progressive and terminal diseases. It is a misconception that people only go there to die.

[Brooklynista]

4 hours ago, druzy said:

I love Vandal. Stay outta my NYC spots trashbox!

[KittyKat133]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I agree. He probably isn't even getting surgery-just another lame attempt to divert attention and gsin sympathy to lessen the blows.

Actually, it's not. Hospice is not just for end of life care. I am in hospice. A nurse comes out twice a week for palliative care. Hospice offers many excellent services for people fighting progressive and terminal diseases. It is a misconception that people only go there to die.

My apologies I thought that was just called home healthcare or a visiting nurse. I was always under the impression hospice was for end of life care, thank you for clearing that up!

[MissMel]

11 hours ago, KittyKat133 said:

also why did she have a "hospice team" if she was beating cancer. Hospice is only for end of life care.

I know this answer!  It's because hospice comes to your house, not you going to the hospital.  Every time you go to the hospital, you open yourself up to a new infection.  I was on hospice last year.  My doctor wanted them to do my paracentesis (SP?)  at home.  I said no after I found my nurse was a little flaky.  I'll take my chances at the cath lab, thank you.  I was given 3 months, back then.  Still here!  No hospice anymore.  

[MissMel]

Amber... please email me atmorganwhitneybrock@gmail.com. I live in frankton and I have info to tell you about christina when I was at the

1

Morgan Brock @morganwbrock23·1h

At the mall yesterday and it's about christina letting Leah run around the mall and shop all by herself. I have pics

1

Morgan Brock @morganwbrock23·1h

Just for you. Mom-to-mom I wanted you to know cause you deserve to get her back! I just felt like you should know: plus there is more to it

1

Morgan Brock @morganwbrock23·1h

That you also need to know, but I don't want to put everything on blast on here. So please email me and then I will give you my number girl

2

Morgan Brock @morganwbrock23·1h

Title your email with your name so I can find it in my email when you do email me because I have a ton of emails in there lol!

 

Really?  My eyes hurt after reading this.