90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Mierin]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Your brain stops maturing in your mid 20s?   Is this Snowflake Web MD?

As others have mentioned, he is right about that (he had a stopped clock moment?).  I learned that in university as well.  I was also surprised to hear he knew that.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Ashley is milking this aggrieved wife shit for all it's worth and won't actually decide to kick him out.  Just to get our pity?  I don't get it.

She thinks she is being a bad ass by giving those dirty looks but she actually comes off looking weak because she stays with him

[ThinkerBell]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Did anyone catch the f bomb?

Yes, several times! This show has become so lame that even the post-production staff who should have been bleeping obscenities have walked out.

[Armchair Critic]

Goodnight all, thanks for all the fun in this chat over the last few weeks

[Lillith]

I think it's safe to say this season (I only started watching last season) has been a train wreck. And not the fun popcorn kind. What a sad, tawdry mess these people are. 

[Floatingbison]

Loving this fedgov shutdown!  Shit's getting real.

[DNR]

Didn’t Eric depend on Tasha for half the rent at one point ??  My older son didn’t move out till he was in his late 20’s and i don’t charge my college age younger son rent because all i want is good grades and for him to save his money .  ERIC YOURE A FAILURE

Edited January 14, 2019 by DNR
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[ChiCricket]

This was fun.  I love everyone's snark!

[Eldemarge]

I can't even believe Eric is basically telling his daughter that until she apologizes to HIM for making a mess in HER room, where she pays rent, because a door may have POPPED OPEN and somebody saw, he's fine with cutting her out of his life.  That = insane.   I made a million and one messes in my room and my father (ex-military, Korean War vet) actually still has a relationship with me.  

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm sure going to miss you all. See you in the spring for Happily Ever After? Remember to work on yourselves, and always cut your steak on the bias. Check your water heater. Use birth control. Thanks for another great season of snark!

[Angry Moldovan]

Testing...live chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooooo! I'm here!

[Angry Moldovan]

Yay....wasn’t sure where to post

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole's hair! Its blinding!!

[hoosiermom]

Me too but not sure I'll have much to say.🤐

[Angry Moldovan]

Ughhhh I can’t with Nicole’s bleached Clorox hair

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is Nicole getting the money to jaunt all over the place? Haiti?? Gurl

[Angry Moldovan]

Nicole wants her secks 

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god this girl is dumb as a plank. 

[hoosiermom]

Where is she getting all this money?

[Angry Moldovan]

Ask her about the shop

[Pepper Mostly]

Azan looks horrified at the prospect of making out with Nicole on the beach. 

[CSunshine76]

The desperation of Nicole.  It’s quite unbelievable.  Girl get yourself some self respect and realize you are being used for your money by this fool.

Your daughter deserves so much better.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole is gaining weight at an alarming rate. 

[hoosiermom]

She reminds me of Whitney Way Thore with all her sensual bullshit.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’ve never seen Nicole so animated 

[Miss Chevious]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Azan looks horrified at the prospect of making out with Nicole on the beach. 

Anyone who sees that spectacle would be horrified!

[Armchair Critic]

Something tells me Azan does not want to "make out on the beach" with Nicole.... she will never get the hint.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chantel: "Pedro and I are married, and yet he refuses to be pussy whipped. WTF?"

[Brooklynista]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Where is Nicole getting the money to jaunt all over the place? Haiti?? Gurl

Clearly we need to look into part-time barista work. Its very lucrative. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Azan looks horrified at the prospect of making out with Nicole on the beach. 

He's not into her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Pedro’s English is much better

[iwasish]

I guess she’s footing the bill for the vacay. I’m sure she can find someone to fuck her in the US. She did manage to get knocked up. And if those ladies from 600lb life are getting  laid, I think Nicole stands a good chance.

[Mswldflwr]

Does the way Chantal speaks annoy the hell out of anybody else?  I can't decide why.  Maybe its because she only moves her lives and not her actual mouth or something.

[greekmom]

Just now, iwasish said:

I guess she’s footing the bill for the vacay. I’m sure she can find someone to fuck her in the US. She did manage to get knocked up. And if those ladies from 600lb life are getting  laid, I think Nicole stands a good chance.

agreed.  She just wants the extra bonus of the arm candy

[Ellie Godfrey]

Run Pedro! Get a 1-way ticket.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, iwasish said:

I guess she’s footing the bill for the vacay. I’m sure she can find someone to fuck her in the US. She did manage to get knocked up. And if those ladies from 600lb life are getting  laid, I think Nicole stands a good chance.

Do you think her and Azan have consummated their love?

[Armchair Critic]

The Pillow Talk show reruns tonight for people who missed it. I just kind of have tonight's show on in the background, I would rather watch the Pillow Talk show.

If Pedro/Chantal are getting their own show why do we have to watch them this season too? 

[Mswldflwr]

moves her lips

[Miss Chevious]

Chantal is still lying to her parents! Yup, he’s sleeping.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chantel is afraid that if Pedro goes to the DR, he won't come back. If he's smart he'll stay away. Far away. 

Karen's passive aggressive invitation is making my blood boil. I can only imagine how Pedro feels. 

[Pollo Loco]

Wow, she’s willing to spend $$$ for basically a booty call? And there’s no guarantee on that based on Azan’s look of terror and “ohhh, yeah. That....might be hard...yeah”

[ThinkerBell]

Why does Chantal's mother always sound like she's reading her lines?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

The Pillow Talk show reruns tonight for people who missed it. I just kind of have tonight's show on in the background, I would rather watch the Pillow Talk show.

If Pedro/Chantal are getting their own show why do we have to watch them this season too? 

Exactly!

Oooohhhhhhh the hair extensions 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Owww ma legs said:

Do you think her and Azan have consummated their love?

In her mind.... a million times. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, Mswldflwr said:

Does the way Chantal speaks annoy the hell out of anybody else?  I can't decide why.  Maybe its because she only moves her lives and not her actual mouth or something.

I hate the way MadreChantel talks. Slow, sing-song, and condescending. She's such a rude bitch.

[endure]

OMG Mama Chantal is so phoney, she just wants to have him over to get him with her new taser.

Edited May 6, 2019 by endure

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nicole is gaining weight at an alarming rate. 

Maybe she’s pregnant??

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, endure said:

OMG Mama Chantal is so phoney, she just wants to have him over to get hi with her new taser.

The taser?? Whole new level of cray 😜 I

[Miss Chevious]

Chantal is as clueless as Nicole. He doesn’t want to be around your family, you jaw clenching idiot!