S13.E05: Orange County Hold ‘Em

[Taralightner]

New divorcees Shannon and Kelly bond during a night out on the town, making Tamra feel left out; Vicki pushes her son to marry his girlfriend; Shannon makes progress on her new business venture with QVC; Emily hosts a poker party.

[Taralightner]

Sorry I was a little late getting this one started. 

And when is Vicki NOT meddling in the lives of her kids?

Edited August 13, 2018 by Taralightner

[nexxie]

Drama preview, including video:

https://www.etonline.com/rhoc-kelly-dodd-reveals-vicki-gunvalson-spent-thanksgiving-with-kellys-ex-husband-exclusive-107599

[JennyMominFL]

Im trying to recover from the Affair last night. These ladies had better bring it tonight.

[Mu Shu]

13 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im trying to recover from the Affair last night. These ladies had better bring it tonight.

Whoa, you had an affair last night?!

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

Whoa, you had an affair last night?!

Haha. not a very good affair if thats the case. If im going to have one its going to last a while.

[Mu Shu]

Did you go to BASS LAKE???

[JennyMominFL]

9 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Did you go to BASS LAKE???

I did. In My FAMILY VAN!! Stopped and fill my love tank along the way. but I swear, i have never had a 3 way in all my life.

Edited August 14, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[SCS]

6 hours ago, nexxie said:

Drama preview, including video:

https://www.etonline.com/rhoc-kelly-dodd-reveals-vicki-gunvalson-spent-thanksgiving-with-kellys-ex-husband-exclusive-107599

 

Takeaway: Kelly's tears are a combo of real hurt and real booze and Shannon looks gorgeous with her hair falling in mermaid waves.

[Straycat80]

Michael is acting like he’d like to be anywhere except on camera in that room with Vicki. 

[JennyMominFL]

I swear, i really dont want to see “ its not even my plate you fing bitch” ever again. I swear they show it every week.

Edited August 14, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[dosodog]

While I enjoy Kelly and Shannon getting along and getting some "tips" about reentering the dating world.....

I keep wanting wild and wacky women on the loose in a bar with age appropriate single men.

More shots!

[ivygirl]

Aww, I really liked Kelly and Shannon’s conversation. It was real and respectful. More like that, please.

Shopping in a cramped antique store? Maybe not so much...

2 minutes ago, dosodog said:

While I enjoy Kelly and Shannon getting along and getting some "tips" about reentering the dating world.....

I keep wanting wild and wacky women on the loose in a bar with age appropriate single men.

More shots!

Yes, fun too! Definitely! 

I’ve had my share of dry cries these last few months. (Thanks, Bethenny)

Edited August 14, 2018 by ivygirl

[nexxie]

Did Gina say “bagina” - Shannon Beador’s bagina? Ha!

[Suzannecol4]

Gina gets on my last nerve. 

[Straycat80]

A lot of talking about bagina/vagina so far. I think that’s better than talking about poop like in New York. 

Edited August 14, 2018 by Straycat80

[Bronzedog]

First Vicki has preconceived ideas about all people from Oklahoma and New York.  Now Gina has strong opinions about women from California.  I’m a Marylander and Maryland is known for crabs, so, I’d hate to hear either of their preconceived notions about Marylanders.

[dosodog]

HEY!  I CALL SHENANIGANS! 

There IS wild and wacky women on the loose.  But it's on Kelly's phone?

Shame Bravo.  Shame.

[nexxie]

Shannon has a point about naked Tamra giving out anti-drunken-silliness advice.

[JD5166]

54 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Did you go to BASS LAKE???

You wins! DYING!!

[LilaFowler]

Emily's husband could not be less interested in her.

[AnnA]

Emily has to go!

[Bronzedog]

I hate Emily’s husband.  He reminds me of Lydia’s husband Doug.  They may be the same person.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, AnnA said:

Emily has to go!

And she can take the other boring newbie with her! 

[LilaFowler]

I feel like Kelly is on the verge of a breakdown.

[JD5166]

I think Shannon looks great, she has menopause middle (me too!) but everything else is tight. Fuck that David for taking her peloton....he’s an asshole.

[ivygirl]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I feel like Kelly is on the verge of a breakdown.

Like an Almodóvar movie? Kelly on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown!

[Mu Shu]

I’m assuming Pary is too wealthy to wear that wig.

[oceanview]

When I see Gina with her hair long, or her hand covering the lower part of her face , she looks just like Brianna.   It really shocks me every time

[tinaw]

Kelly you have been an asshat on many occassions. You thought everyone was somean to vicki.

Karma is a bitch girlfriend. Vickie is no good

[Wicked]

I like Gina, but she needs to learn how to read a room

[chenoa333]

I'm trying. I'm trying really hard to last through the final 20 minutes of this new episode. I don't think I'm going to make it. I feel like the last moments of the Titanic.....i'm going down. Fast

[LilaFowler]

Once again, the tres amigas bailed on the new girl's shindig.

Gina is obnoxious both sober and drunk, doesn't matter.

[SuprSuprElevated]

One word:  Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

[Straycat80]

I like how Pary is sticking to Kelly like glue. She knows drama equals screen time. She’s making sure she didn’t wear those leather pants for nothing. 

[Bronzedog]

Vicki wants everyone to use their library voice.  How ironic.

”She appeared drunken”?  Oh, Doug!  Go back to Lydia.

Edited August 14, 2018 by Bronzedog

[LilaFowler]

If my husband were undergoing something like what Eddie is experiencing, I would be a goddamn expert at this point. I would be talking to doctors and reading up on it on my own, not waiting until the morning of a procedure to badger him with questions while he's clearly not into a Q&A.

[chenoa333]

Why is Loser Ryan ( son of Tamra) back on my TV screen? Why? Why? Why? 

[SweetieDarling]

Did anyone else laugh at Vicki, aka Miss Whoop-It-Up, for wanting others (ANYone) to use their inside library voice?

Edited August 14, 2018 by SweetieDarling
@Bronzedog beat me to it!

[Mu Shu]

Nice moobs Shane.

[SCS]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

 I feel like the last moments of the Titanic.....i'm going down. Fast

But your heart will go on. Andonandonandonandon.....

 

 

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[chenoa333]

Just now, SCS said:

But your heart will go on. Andonandonandonandon.....

 

 

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Haha!! My heart could go on and on for the cat! But Jack and this season of RHOC...NO BUENO!

[dosodog]

Emily's husband is a jerk.

Loud, cackling, older women laugh at you and your opinions. 

[Straycat80]

Shane needs to remove the broomstick from up his ass. Calm down. You signed up for reality TV, this is what these women do, drink, fight, swear and get annoyingly loud. Get used to it if your wife gets resigned for another season (which I hope she doesn’t). 

[AnnA]

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Edited August 14, 2018 by AnnA

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Shane needs to remove the broomstick from up his ass. Calm down. You signed up for reality TV, this is what these women do, drink, fight, swear and get annoyingly loud. Get used to it if your wife gets resigned for another season (which I hope she doesn’t). 

Byeeeeeeee! What a dick. 

I have been drinking, and lived in New York for almost 30 years, I am alone or I would be a loud cursing, opinionated woman right now....f-off asshole. It was 10 PM? 

[SCS]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

Why is Loser Ryan ( son of Tamra) back on my TV screen? Why? Why? Why? 

But wait -- there's more! What if the twerp was on your computer screen too!?

 

Edited August 14, 2018 by SCS

[JAYJAY1979]

Poor Michael... now that Brianna is in NC and opting not to be filmed.. you're mama Vicki's new prop.  She wants Michael married so she can play interfering mother in law.. trying to secure that season 14 orange. 

Shannon has an outfit for every occasion... never change Shannon.

Ok, I know Kelly should have listened to Tamra about Vicki, but sometimes you have to find out for yourself that someone isn't good for you.  

I don't mind Gina or Emily at all... they're new and they provide different flavors (some flavors are better than others).. but I like that this show adds and takes out housewives so that it never becomes totally stale (NY, BH, and Atlanta need bigger cast shakes ups..imho).

[ivygirl]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Shane needs to remove the broomstick from up his ass. Calm down. You signed up for reality TV, this is what these women do, drink, fight, swear and get annoyingly loud. Get used to it if your wife gets resigned for another season (which I hope she doesn’t). 

He hates listening to loud older ladies? I hate listening to whiny dudes who can’t handle what they signed up for. 

[Mu Shu]

6 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Emily's husband is a jerk.

Loud, cackling, older women laugh at you and your opinions. 

And your big hooters.  He looks like they mushed up Ryan, Doug, Simon, and that burned up looking guy Quinn dated.