S06.E07: Lisa's Story LIVE CHAT

[Kid]

Not only does she not know anything about food control,  she also doesn’t know anything about birth control.

[QuinnInND]

4 kids by 20??

[Hero]

14 and pregnant!

[calpurnia99]

4 kids from age 14 to 20. Okay this is a sad poverty and ignorance tale

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Kid said:

Not only does she not know anything about food control,  she also doesn’t know anything about birth control.

And neither did the boys. Just saying. 

[Guest]

So...QUESTION. 

Is there anything in Lisa's life that hasn't caused her to eat more? 

[calpurnia99]

Sorry who was shot and killed, her son?

[MrsRopersCaftan]

1 minute ago, Godfrey said:

Show Requirements

• Stupid Jack Handey Deep Thoughts obviously written for (not by) the subject obsesee
• Roll out of bed in a bizarre fashion flashing the camera man
• Enlist help of children to help with cleaning of intimate areas
• Shower scene
• Sneaking food
• Hiding food
• Enabling family & friends (especially parents who cannot/will not say “no” and kids who are deprived a childhood )

Before Meeting Dr Now

• I'm willing to do anything it takes
• I have to do this
• This is my last chance
• Dr Now is my only hope
• If I don't do this, I'm going to die
• Nothing else has worked

On the Road

• I'm nervous about this trip. I'm leaving everything I know
• We need to stop for food (hollered every 15 mins; if the driver doesn’t immediately pull into a fast food drive-thru, a tantrum must be thrown)

On Dr. Now’s Diet

• I didn't expect it to be so hard
• I can't do this
• The stress will be too much and I will give in to temptation
• Dr Now just doesn't understand
• No one understands
• This is too hard/too much
• It's not fair
• Food is the only thing that calms me down/makes me happy
• I have to enjoy what I'm eating
• I don't think I should eat so few calories
• The hospital portions are too small
• The controlled diet is excessive
• I can do it my way
• It's not going to happen overnight
• I think I'm making good progress
• I’ve got to figure this out
• A little cheating won’t hurt

Family & Friends

• I need them to believe in me
• I have to get my life back
• I don’t get any support
• (Translation: I’m not to be held accountable; my problems are someone else’s fault.)

Paraphernalia

• Wheelchair a/o walker
• Cinderblocks under bed
• Sheets as apparel
• Pets
• Winch
• Poop Tongs

Bedbound Bath & Beyond

• Wheelchairs
• Walkers
• Poop Tongs - Janine's ass wiping tongs with the engraved logo
• Lupe's eyeshadow + her taco purse
• Pauline's pants
• Pauline’s SEXercise DVDs
• Penny's wonton cooker
• LB’s right shoes, size 20EEE
• LB’s Mom’s Iced Beer (by the case)
• LB's Mom's hair shirt
• Nicole's book of special recipes which includes her world famous meatloaf (50% beef, 50% chex party mix)
• A book of life hacks, which includes hits such as how to find a man that will empty your bedpan and hose you down on the back porch in 30 days
• Free audio book of all the best quotes "Dr. Now is my last hope, I'm making great progress, I didn't realize how hard this would be" etc. etc.
• Around Halloween they could sell a Dr. Now costume, wig and glasses included.

*sings loudly and off key*

Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeeeero...you’re everything I would like to be. You are the wind beneath my wings.

[spacefly]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

There was only talk of maggots past. No maggots no more.

It's just the reality not talk reality....I just can't. Even if I don't see them. You guys will keep me going. Maggots are an issue for me.

[Shnoopy]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

So...QUESTION. 

Is there anything in Lisa's life that hasn't caused her to eat more? 

Right?

[emma1420]

Just now, calpurnia99 said:

Sorry who was shot and killed, her son?

Brother

[Shnoopy]

The bafroom.

[LordOfLotion]

3 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

Show Requirements

• Stupid Jack Handey Deep Thoughts obviously written for (not by) the subject obsesee
• Roll out of bed in a bizarre fashion flashing the camera man
• Enlist help of children to help with cleaning of intimate areas
• Shower scene
• Sneaking food
• Hiding food
• Enabling family & friends (especially parents who cannot/will not say “no” and kids who are deprived a childhood )

Before Meeting Dr Now

• I'm willing to do anything it takes
• I have to do this
• This is my last chance
• Dr Now is my only hope
• If I don't do this, I'm going to die
• Nothing else has worked

On the Road

• I'm nervous about this trip. I'm leaving everything I know
• We need to stop for food (hollered every 15 mins; if the driver doesn’t immediately pull into a fast food drive-thru, a tantrum must be thrown)

On Dr. Now’s Diet

• I didn't expect it to be so hard
• I can't do this
• The stress will be too much and I will give in to temptation
• Dr Now just doesn't understand
• No one understands
• This is too hard/too much
• It's not fair
• Food is the only thing that calms me down/makes me happy
• I have to enjoy what I'm eating
• I don't think I should eat so few calories
• The hospital portions are too small
• The controlled diet is excessive
• I can do it my way
• It's not going to happen overnight
• I think I'm making good progress
• I’ve got to figure this out
• A little cheating won’t hurt

Family & Friends

• I need them to believe in me
• I have to get my life back
• I don’t get any support
• (Translation: I’m not to be held accountable; my problems are someone else’s fault.)

Paraphernalia

• Wheelchair a/o walker
• Cinderblocks under bed
• Sheets as apparel
• Pets
• Winch
• Poop Tongs

Bedbound Bath & Beyond

• Wheelchairs
• Walkers
• Poop Tongs - Janine's ass wiping tongs with the engraved logo
• Lupe's eyeshadow + her taco purse
• Pauline's pants
• Pauline’s SEXercise DVDs
• Penny's wonton cooker
• LB’s right shoes, size 20EEE
• LB’s Mom’s Iced Beer (by the case)
• LB's Mom's hair shirt
• Nicole's book of special recipes which includes her world famous meatloaf (50% beef, 50% chex party mix)
• A book of life hacks, which includes hits such as how to find a man that will empty your bedpan and hose you down on the back porch in 30 days
• Free audio book of all the best quotes "Dr. Now is my last hope, I'm making great progress, I didn't realize how hard this would be" etc. etc.
• Around Halloween they could sell a Dr. Now costume, wig and glasses included.

We need bingo cards.

[CouchTater]

Oh, God.  She is a mess and a half.

Her slow drawl is going to put me to sleep very soon.

[calpurnia99]

I know they say this and then that and then her mom died, then she started eating, but she was 448 pounds so she was already eating round the clock! 

Just now, emma1420 said:

Brother

Sorry thanks, can't understand a word she says

[ThisGirlAsh]

Wtf.....she couldn't move enough/far enough to make it to the bathroom and she found another man???

[calpurnia99]

Now we are going to see who is feeding her!! and how much! best part of the show!!

[emma1420]

I will be shocked if she’s has any success at all.  Because she’s used everything as an excuse to eat.

And, I’m always amazed that these people who are bed bound have no problems finding romantic partners.

[Momof2boyz]

2 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

Sorry who was shot and killed, her son?

Brother 

[hoosiermom]

Fuck her and "I want grits but you don't know how to cook them".

[calpurnia99]

OMG if she doesnt get fed all hell breaks loose!

[Guest]

OMG! That portion of rice is equivalent to all the rice I've consumed in two years. 

[aliya]

26 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

4 kids from age 14 to 20. Okay this is a sad poverty and ignorance tale

Yeah. I hope I'm gonna be able to snark on this one. It's not looking good so far.

I would like to ask her how she found a man while bed bound. That's a neat trick to have.

Oh wait - another one who will yell and curse if she doesn't get the food she wants, and is hateful to her children. Let the snarking continue!

Edited February 22, 2018 by aliya

[emma1420]

She can’t even fucking sit up to eat!

[Kid]

 She’s worried about her mother putting her out????That would be the best thing that ever happened to her daughters.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Omg, is she seriously shoveling food in her maw while her whole lady garden hangs out?

Lord, hammercy.

[Shnoopy]

I always wanna say let them bitch and moan! What the eff she gonna do? Put on headphones!

[Miracle Maxie]

Once again, the enabler is terrified of the obese person’s anger. “She’d probably put us out “. And who’d clean and feed her then?

[Lizz]

Can she not pull a sheet between her legs?  The camera people must be blinded by now. 

[LordOfLotion]

I cannot fathom laying in a bed all day without having my bottom half covered. Just splayed out like that all day. I could never willingly let myself get like that.

[calpurnia99]

she does everything with her crotch hanging out in the open air??? she eats with her  crotch out etc...I think the little boy is going to be permanently disturbed from this ..it's not right

[Hero]

Great crotch shot while she was eating ?

[ThisGirlAsh]

3 minutes ago, Kid said:

 She’s worried about her mother putting her out????That would be the best thing that ever happened to her daughters.

I would seriously like to know how that would happen when she needs her daughters to wipe her ass and feed her cake hole

[aliya]

Look at the grease in that pan!  Lord have mercy.

[hoosiermom]

I hate this women and her entitled attitude. Poor me.

[Donut Bear]

4 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

I know they say this and then that and then her mom died, then she started eating, but she was 448 pounds so she was already eating round the clock! 

Sorry thanks, can't understand a word she says

I had to turn on close caption

[calpurnia99]

Aw the grand daughters are adorable, how fucking sad is this for them?

 

I don't want this life, now gimme some more a dat fried chicken!!

[IOU Payne]

Those sweet little children eating at the kiddie-sized table while everyone scarfs down on the couch and/or bed!  Learn from the kids, people!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Lizz said:

Can she not pull a sheet between her legs?  The camera people must be blinded by now. 

Looks like someone tossed a carpet over the cooter.

[Shnoopy]

My life is a good mess. Then quit eating! Quit being hostile to your family if they don't feed you want you want.  Jeez 

[Hero]

That macaroni looks dry.

[Threnners]

I got nuthin' here.   Just nuthin'. 

[Miracle Maxie]

She almost sounds proud of this crap. “My weight isolates me from everything and everybody.” I swear she almost sounded smug when she said that. 

Odds that she’ll be walking by the end of this? 

[hoosiermom]

I just get fake everything from her.

[Yolo]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Looks like someone tossed a carpet over the cooter.

?????

[calpurnia99]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

I had to turn on close caption

I just turned it on, I had to last week also rewind and turn on closed captioning when that guy said he couldnt learn the florn business...LOL

[hoosiermom]

cooter carpet! Hahahahahahahaha

[Hero]

This is one of the saddest episodes. Lisa has zero life behind her eyes. 

[Aquafool1104]

You guys are killing me! Best play by play ever! 

[Lizz]

2 minutes ago, Miracle Maxie said:

She almost sounds proud of this crap. “My weight isolates me from everything and everybody.” I swear she almost sounded smug when she said that. 

Odds that she’ll be walking by the end of this? 

I’m just wondering how they’ll haul her to Houston, carpet cooter and all.