PityFree January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Well, you are all connected now, Whitney, since you probably all share the same STDs now... courtesy of Avi. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970306
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 A plane crash? Really? 1 minute ago, PityFree said: Well, you are all connected now, Whitney, since you probably all share the same STDs now... courtesy of Avi. How? Does Avi have like a 3 foot long penis? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970309
ThinkerBell January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 What kind of sweet cheque did TLC cut for Avi, because this is starting look like harassment? 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970314
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Thinking they should have all sat on his car when he was trying to get away. Pancake that sucker. 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970316
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 And just when I thought she was going to say something like she hated to admit that these women had it worse than she did or some kind of sudden bit of empathy but NO she's jealous. Jealous?? Of what? Of the fact that it's no longer all and only about her?? 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970327
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 A shot of determination, 2T of something bitter and a cheesecake or two. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970328
PityFree January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, John M said: How? Does Avi have like a 3 foot long penis? He got their armpits pregnant. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970345
sainte-chapelle January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Maggienolia said: And just when I thought she was going to say something like she hated to admit that these women had it worse than she did or some kind of sudden bit of empathy but NO she's jealous. Jealous?? Of what? Of the fact that it's no longer all and only about her?? Not shocking, she is a narcissist therefore everything needs to be about her. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970350
LordOfLotion January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 They're taking these two on a hike and there is no ambulance on standby. 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970357
Popular Post Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Popular Post Share January 17, 2018 (edited) Here we go: fat girl skiing a la hiking. $10 says Twit planned to go on the hike KNOWING that Nada wouldn't be able to do it and it would make Twit look healthy and fit by comparison. Edited January 17, 2018 by Maggienolia 27 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970358
Brooklynista January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Maggienolia said: Here we go: fat girl skiing a la hiking. And to humiliate her a bit more, they edit in this super heavy breathing. Notice we dont actually see Nada panting like a dog. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970363
ClareWalks January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Oh my god, you guys are HILARIOUS. I'm not even watching (DVRing for tomorrow) but I have such a clear mental image of everything you're saying. The Jurassic Park line almost made me fall out of my chair. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970364
aliya January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 (edited) What the heck - on so many levels. Glenn already said it was very hot & they should go in. What would possess Whit to take Nada on an 8 mile hike in the heat? Why not walk the mall if you're looking for something to do, for crying out loud? Did Whit not get the memo that it is impolite, like bordering on racist in some circles, to touch somebody's hair like that? It's like white people wanting to touch Afros back in the day. No. Just no. Keep your hands to yourself. And wait a minute - she left Nada there. She left a foreign visitor who was having problems walking and breathing on the friggin' trail???? Rude. Just rude. Edited January 17, 2018 by aliya Whit is an idiot. 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970372
LookABird January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 It's a good thing I read this forum for the snark because I feel terribly sad for both of them right now as they attempt to hike. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970375
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Just now, aliya said: What the heck - on so many levels. Glenn already said it was very hot & they should go in. What would possess Whit to take Nada on an 8 mile hike in the heat? Why not walk the mall if you're looking for something to do, for crying out loud? Did Whit not get the memo that it is impolite, like bordering on racist in some circles, to touch somebody's hair like that? It's like white people wanting to touch Afros back in the day. No. Just no. Keep your hands to yourself. While I have typed it a few times, I have literally YELLED "stop touching people" at the screen this whole episode. I would have slapped her by now. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970379
PityFree January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 (edited) You are a bitch, Whitney. She’s your guest. You chose that activity activity purposefully to humiliate her. ETA: kudos to that random hiker girl who stayed with her and was kind to Nada. Edited January 17, 2018 by PityFree 23 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970382
LordOfLotion January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Well look at how much better off Whiney is than Nada. Nobody can say Whitney is unhealthy now. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970390
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Aaaannnnd the shirt is off. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970393
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 So the walking trail ended where it started? What did she think was going to happen, they chopper them out of the middle of the forest when they are done walking? How does Whit think walking tails work? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970394
Donut Bear January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Maggienolia said: Here we go: fat girl skiing a la hiking. $10 says Twit planned to go on the hike KNOWING that Nada wouldn't be able to do it and it would make Twit look healthy and fit by comparison. You are right. Whitney is SO fit and is SO worried at Nada who is not as fit as Whitney. Whitney can hike for miles up hill and down hill because she is so healthy and fit. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970395
ClareWalks January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 You said they attempted an 8 mile hike? Nope. That would be literally insane for a dry-heaving 5K walker. They made it 1/10th mile and gave up wheezing, I'm guessing. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970397
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Just now, Donut Bear said: You are right. Whitney is SO fit and is SO worried at Nada who is not as fit as Whitney. Whitney can hike for miles up hill and down hill because she is so healthy and fit. Please tell me you couldn't type that with a straight face. ;) Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970399
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 @LookABird, agreed but for heaven's sake, this is year 3 of this show. Ol Whit ain't interested in losing weight. None of these women seem to be. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970402
LookABird January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, ClareWalks said: You said they attempted an 8 mile hike? Nope. That would be literally insane for a dry-heaving 5K walker. They made it 1/10th mile and gave up wheezing, I'm guessing. I think the full trail was 8/10 of a mile aka a brief stroll. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970410
Mierin January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, ClareWalks said: You said they attempted an 8 mile hike? Nope. That would be literally insane for a dry-heaving 5K walker. They made it 1/10th mile and gave up wheezing, I'm guessing. My understanding was that it was just under a mile. Not 8 miles. I could be wrong though. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970411
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 that's a great chair. what brand is that Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970412
ClareWalks January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, LookABird said: I think the full trail was 8/10 of a mile aka a brief stroll. Gotcha, I saw someone wrote 8 miles upthread and I was like Whaaaaaaa?! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970416
MegD January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 When did this become "Before the 90 Days: My Big Fat Fabulous Romance"? Because clearly, this is their awkward "are we getting engaged or not?" weekend of love together. Twit, no one is buying what you are trying to sell. You've also got a good 10 years on Nada. It's different for her to get cat-fished. It's less pathetic and sad. You're just coming across extra creepy. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970423
xls January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Maggienolia said: You win the internet tonight!!!! I snorted when I read this. 27 minutes ago, LordOfLotion said: Now if they all go along in a van or something for the confrontation, when they get out and are walking toward him, is his drink going to do those little pools like Jurassic Park? https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=qNXA5fsk&id=FDC226F1D635AF9E25454FCA73D36E11151E8C64&thid=OIP.qNXA5fskfj1uKZd2IZpQBwHaFV&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F19ijzMia1BaMg%2Fgiphy.gif&exph=230&expw=319&q=Jurassic+Park+Water+Glass&simid=607999377813933832&selectedindex=3&ajaxhist=0&pivotparams=insightsToken%3Dccid_zOZjw3c7*mid_2DF2E527F7885675782744D624D6C371281A00DE*simid_608047369738652342*thid_OIP.zOZjw3c7doBycad3bE9tjgHaD0&iss=VSI 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970424
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Whew! "Hike" completed. Cancel the injury lawyer. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970425
sainte-chapelle January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 (edited) I'm in ok shape and 8 miles seems long to me...that is what.? 14 k? I could do that fairly easily but it seems impossible for those two. Edited January 17, 2018 by sainte-chapelle Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970427
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 This is an awful lot of consternation over a CLASS THAT DOES NOT EXIST. 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970432
Brooklynista January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, LordOfLotion said: Well look at how much better off Whiney is than Nada. Nobody can say Whitney is unhealthy now. Since when does Whitney hike? Nothing says humble brag like making yourself look like the skinnier fat chick. I'm fat but im not THAT fat. 19 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970435
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Plan to move forward? From what? It's over, you are already forward, there is no more forward to go, you didn't just separate from your husband, you had a brief long distance relationship with an asshole 20 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970438
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 How old is Nada? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970441
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 She hikes to and from the buffet table. Ahhh, sorry, that's not fair. I'm cracking myself up now. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970444
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Holy fuck was was that bullshit with the tailgate? Was that concocted just to make her look like an idiot? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970451
sara1025 January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 (edited) Does this woman ever wear anything besides a sports bra and leggings in public? I weigh about 300 lbs less than her and would not be caught DEAD wearing just a sports bra out in public! Your giant bulging, jiggling stomach is NOT sexy, get that through your head! Edited January 17, 2018 by sara1025 19 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970463
xls January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Brooklynista said: Since when does Whitney hike? Nothing says humble brag like making yourself look like the skinnier fat chick. I'm fat but im not THAT fat. I hate heavy ppl who act like they're better than heavier people! It was done to me and its not nice & I would have slowed down and walked with my friend. 18 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970464
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Just now, sara1025 said: Does this woman ever wear anything besides a sports bra and leggings in public? I weigh about 300 lbs less than her and would not be caught DEAD dressed like that out in public! Your giant bulging, jiggling stomach is NOT sexy, get that through your head! Well, it was to Avi apparently! However briefly that is. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970469
WhatsUpDummy January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 What answers do you need? The guys a cheater. End of story. It sucks. Move on. And stop touching people!!! 19 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970478
Maggienolia January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, xls said: I hate heavy ppl who act like they're better than heavier people! It was done to me and its not nice & I would have slowed down and walked with my friend. Amen! And when it's YOUR guest too! Bad form Twit! But nothing we haven't come to expect from you. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970481
PityFree January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 So what was that trip to Nashville?? a honeymoon for the Whitney and Nada?? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970483
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 This is some gripping dialogue here 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970500
LordOfLotion January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Maggienolia said: How old is Nada? This says 27: https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/nadalouis 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970505
John M January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 (edited) So now you are stalking and harassing the guy? With a film crew. Way to take the low ground on a guy who was cheating on you. Edited January 17, 2018 by John M 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970513
aliya January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Mierin said: My understanding was that it was just under a mile. Not 8 miles. I could be wrong though. I thought I heard 8 miles. My fault. As usual, I'm 'watching' this with my back turned. Why would you ask for a chair on a hiking trail? And where did they get one? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970515
Popular Post ThinkerBell January 17, 2018 Popular Post Share January 17, 2018 I would love it if Avi delivered the final crushing blow to Whitney by starting his own Big Girl Dance Class. 47 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970518
AliM January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, aliya said: I thought I heard 8 miles. My fault. As usual, I'm 'watching' this with my back turned. Why would you ask for a chair on a hiking trail? And where did they get one? Chair sherpa? 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970521
PityFree January 17, 2018 Share January 17, 2018 Just now, ThinkerBell said: I would love it if Avi delivered the final crushing blow to Whitney by starting his own Big Girl Dance Class. And now I am dead from laughing so hard. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/65386-s05e03-big-fat-ambush/page/3/#findComment-3970526
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