S08.E03: Monsters – Pre-Air Speculation and Live Chat

[Boofish]

Jesus is taking his nickname way too seriously 

[Rosiejuliemom]

Morgan, find your balance. 

Jesus, you need to find yours, too.

NVM, both of you go ahead and have a ninja fight.

[Armchair Critic]

Jesus has been hanging around Daryl and Rick too long, his hair is starting to look like a greasy mop

[gatopretoNYC]

I am completely fed up with this back-and-forth in time thing.

[SimoneS]

Beat his ass, Morgan, beat him into the ground.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Da Fuq you said Jesus?

[CletusMusashi]

Kick his ass, Morgan. You may be crazy, but right now you're more useful than he is.

[DearEvette]

What Would Jesus do?

Don't do that.

[raven]

I gotta rewind to watch the rolling zombies again.  I'm still laughing at that.

[Irishmaple]

I can hear that alien in Independence Day “No peace.”

[AimingforYoko]

2 minutes ago, DearEvette said:

Suck it, Jesus.

 

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jesus you dumb ass!

 

1 minute ago, SimoneS said:

OMG, Jesus is ruining this episode for me.

 

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Jesus Jesus STFU. 

 

1 minute ago, Red Fields said:

I’m ready for Jesus to die.

 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

F U Jesus!

You know, all you guys are going to hell.

[Jaundiced Eye]

Morgan throwing down on Jesus? Didn't see that coming.

[MostlyContent]

Well, Morgan is not putting up with monologuing.  Yes!

[raven]

Just now, DearEvette said:

What Would Jesus do?

Don't do that.

LOL.

[tawny411]

Why is Jesus being so damn dumb? Where are they going to keep these prisoners? What about food, etc.?

[Red Fields]

Yay, something unexpected!

[chick binewski]

Thank goodness. A red machete update so I can go on with my week.

[Gobi]

Ooh, the fascinating Red Machete story.

[raven]

1 minute ago, MostlyContent said:

Well, Morgan is not putting up with monologuing.  Yes!

He wins the argument for that alone!

[Ms Lark]

That's right. Beat each other the f* up over whether or not to use violence against the enemy!

[Red Fields]

Jesus: we have to live with these people.

 

Um no, no you don’t.

[SimoneS]

I just occurred to me that they moved from making black men the pacifist/cowards to the gay guy. Mark my words Aaron will be next. 

[Boofish]

Maybe the saviors will changed now that they have been saved by Jesus mercy and grace.

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ooh, the fascinating Red Machete story.

I miss Walkers on a Plane.

[raven]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

Thank goodness. A red machete update so I can go on with my week.

 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ooh, the fascinating Red Machete story.

Thank you all.  I've been having a pretty crappy couple of weeks and knew this thread would deliver.

[SimoneS]

Someone please tell Ezekiel that walkers react to sound so he should stop talking.

[MostlyContent]

Apparently Jesus didn't inform the other groups about his war and peace theory.   Ha!

[AllyS]

Why, oh why does the red machete have to get a back story??? Are we going to follow it all the way to Home Depot, Lowe's or  Ace where we find it's original owner?

[Red Fields]

Who’s watchin’ poor little Gracie?

[Irishmaple]

Somebody’s got the baby, right?

[SimoneS]

These savior people are the dumbest fuckers. I would be heading the other direction, not sticking around to fight for Negan.

[tawny411]

What about Gracie? Don't for get her.

[SimoneS]

Gawd, just shoot him, Morgan. Shoot and spare us his kumba ya bs.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

1 minute ago, SimoneS said:

I just occurred to me that they moved from making black men the pacifist/cowards to the gay guy. Mark my words Aaron will be next. 

Please don't speak that into existence.

[CletusMusashi]

I assume the prisoners all walked away like two minutes into that fight.

[Rosiejuliemom]

Just now, AllyS said:

Why, oh why does the red machete have to get a back story??? Are we going to follow it all the way to Home Depot, Lowe's or  Ace where we find it's original owner?

Well, we already saw the guy get eaten while trying to remove Red from the package. Looked like a mom and pop place. No big box corporate life for him.

[Crone]

Morgan is serious.

[nodorothyparker]

Oh crud.  It's convenient Ninja Jesus, now with kung fu grip.

[Armchair Critic]

Damn Morgan ain't playing, c'mon boys don't waste your fighting on each other

[SimoneS]

OMG, Morgan and Jesus are still fighting. Just shoot him Morgan. Okay, you shoot him, Tara.

[SoSueMe]

Did Jesus' hair just get marginally cleaner?

[raven]

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Why, oh why does the red machete have to get a back story??? Are we going to follow it all the way to Home Depot, Lowe's or  Ace where we find it's original owner?

I didn't realize it was part 3, I guess I missed part 2.  How will I get on with my day??

[Boofish]

Maggie should give all the saviors Jesus rations

[CletusMusashi]

Jesus just had a martial arts battle while wearing a trench coat. Why is he so clean? Did Rick use up the entire sweat budget?

Edited November 6, 2017 by CletusMusashi

[Rosiejuliemom]

No Morgan, no you are not right. Nor are you wrong. You need to get your head together.

[Armchair Critic]

Morgan is not the most mentally stable person, hope he doesn't go off the deep end again

[Gobi]

After all that, long haired savior escapes?

[chick binewski]

I'm a simple girl so I really like it when people shoot something other than other people during a shootout.

FFS not another Morgan Walks Out scene. The hell?

[Straycat80]

Really Morgan? Ok bye. 

[MrsRafaelBarba]

No Morgan, your absolutely right.

 

Nice work Jesus, y'all lost a soldier.