S06.E00: Ask the Moms

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Season 6: Ask the Moms (no description given)

[GreatKazu]

Can you give us a heads up of what is happening for us west coast peeps? 

[druzy]

They just showed Ryan's car scene. Amber is crying and said she wants to walk off the stage.

Earlier in the show Maci said she doesn't allow Bentley to watch the show. In her next sentence she says that she will watch the show first and then decide if he can watch that particular episode.

Nessa is very proud of Ryan.

To be continued in my next post.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Catelynn constantly interrupts other people just to repeat herself or say something corny and obvious. If she were my coworker I would quit my job and if she were my sister I'd divorce my family.

Nessa is still dumb, possibly dumber than before. I think MTV keeps her around because of her ability to fake-laugh at every dumb thing Catelynn says.

Farrah is the "Troll Patrol," responding to tweets from backstage. It's actually kind of funny, and I am not usually a Farrah fan. There was one where she was like, "I don't even know what that means, but thank you for that... sentence."

Amber is still entertaining the possibility of taking Matt back under the right circumstances.

[druzy]

Nessa asked Maci if she will allow Ryan to see Bentley and she said if he gets help- I think that's what she said.

Farrah is in an undisclosed location with an Ipad answering questions.

Amber was asked a question from a viewer regarding the porn and if she felt she was being a hypocrite because of what she said about Farrah. Amber cursed and called the viewer names.

Amber just told Vicky, a viewer, to shut the fuck up. Vicky asked why does Matt drink if he is in recovery. Amber just said "I am a bad bitch dude".

If Vicky is on this board- thanks for asking that question!

Edited July 11, 2017 by druzy

[JocelynCavanaugh]

In a rare moment of Brian Fellow-style lucidity, Nessa correctly explained the difference between "sober" and "clean." Amber, having claimed to be sober for 5 years but also drinking, said "I don't like to put a word on my sobriety." Catelynn, who is fluent in stupid, grunted "yuh yuh."

[GreatKazu]

6 minutes ago, druzy said:

Amber was asked a question from a viewer regarding the porn and if she felt she was being a hypocrite because of what she said about Farrah. Amber cursed and called the viewer names.

Hey kids, this is how you avoid and deflect - curse people out for daring to ask an honest question. What a trifling bitch. 

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Amber just told Vicky, a viewer, to shut the fuck up. Vicky asked why does Matt drink if he is in recovery. Amber just said "I am a bad bitch dude".

Refer to my post above. 

[ReadMeLattice]

Get it, Vicky. 

[poopchute]

Wasn't Amber just "crying" last week on the reunion about being an example to Leah and all the young girls who look up to her?  She said that's why she does the show and puts her life out there like this.  Because Leah and other young girls look up to her.  Well cursing and calling people names and telling them to shut the fuck up, that is everything a young girl wants in a mother and role model!

[LilaFowler]

I'm no pearl-clutching church lady but, ...the cursing.

I wish I could force these girls to read or something.

[Chris Knight]

The 2 heifers and their leader...so, so high school, exchanging looks and snickering about Farrah.  I don't think Farrah should have done the Troll thing. She only had 2-3 short clips and it made her absence more obvious. 

Cate is a whale. "Farrah who ?" You're so clever,  Cate.

Ambah had some funny moments. She has good comedic timing, sort of reminds me of Mindy Cohn/Natalie Green. But she lost me when she said she wouldn't adopt but she would have another baby. What about your depression medication that you said prohibited pregnancy?

And all the crying over Ryan. Please.

[Mambo Gladys]

Amber..ugh. in one breath she says Farrah needs to stop lashing out at people and the next she is yelling "bitch, what?" at a screen with a fan question. 

[Mambo Gladys]

Are these girls trolling us? 

Nessa asks favorite fashion trends...

Cate: suede and lace and fringe.

Amber: rompers and jumpsuits, they are so flattering

Maci: t shirts

Edited July 11, 2017 by saratothej

[GreatKazu]

7 minutes ago, saratothej said:

Are these girls trolling us? 

Nessa asks favorite fashion trends...

Cate: suede and lace and fringe.

Amber: rompers and jumpsuits, they are so flattering

Maci: t shirts

Maci: ripped black jeans with hooker heels. 

Edited July 11, 2017 by GreatKazu

[mamadrama]

3 hours ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm no pearl-clutching church lady but, ...the cursing.

I wish I could force these girls to read or something.

I cuss like a sailor, but I know how to reign that shit in when I need to. Like on national television. 

[GreatKazu]

Amber is such an idiot, and she was likely high. She took offense to the question about Matt's drinking and sobriety. She went into this tirade about how she hates that question, it is the question she gets asked the most and she is tired of explaining her sobriety. Stupid ass. The question was about MATT'S claim of sobriety, not yours. Amber hears the words "drinking" and "sobriety" and she goes into instant defense mode. She rattles off the same points and then cusses. 

[Blissfool]

5 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

 

Cate is a whale. "Farrah who ?" You're so clever,  Cate.

Ambah had some funny moments. She has good comedic timing, sort of reminds me of Mindy Cohn/Natalie Green. But she lost me when she said she wouldn't adopt but she would have another baby. What about your depression medication that you said prohibited pregnancy?

And all the crying over Ryan. Please.

And Cate wouldn't stop with her witty stupid comebacks.

"Farrah who?"

::Crickets::

"Who's Farrah?"

::crickets::

"I don't know any Farrahs."

::crickets::

Even Amber was annoyed by her.

 

Yes, i agree with your description of Amber. I actually think she would be fun to hang out with if you overlook the Matt thing, the drug use, and the domestic violence.

 

Do they even KNOW Ryan. I doubt he would he talk to them on the reunion shows. I am sure Maci was wonderkng if she should be crying too.

 

4 hours ago, saratothej said:

Amber..ugh. in one breath she says Farrah needs to stop lashing out at people and the next she is yelling "bitch, what?" at a screen with a fan question. 

What's that phrase she likes to use...."sending love."

[ghoulina]

13 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Farrah is the "Troll Patrol," responding to tweets from backstage. It's actually kind of funny, and I am not usually a Farrah fan. There was one where she was like, "I don't even know what that means, but thank you for that... sentence."

I thought it was kind of shitty to give Farrah that job. No real questions were asked of her. Frankly, I don't blame her for not coming on stage with the other 3 after Amber tried to assault her. They are treating her like SHE'S the one who fucked up, but I feel like she's just not putting herself in a dangerous situation. 

 

12 hours ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm no pearl-clutching church lady but, ...the cursing.

I wish I could force these girls to read or something.

There's cursing for emphasis, and then there's cursing because you can't think of any other words to use. With these gals, it's definitely the latter. 

 

11 hours ago, ChicagoChris said:

And all the crying over Ryan. Please.

Honestly, I cried when they replayed that scene. But it wasn't for Ryan. Every time they show it I'm legit terrified for the people on the road with him, and at the same time so relieved because I know it already happened and thank God no innocent drivers were killed that day. It's really hard to watch, I wish they'd quit replaying it. I'd FF, but I was watching while doing crunches this morning and couldn't get to me remote. 

[Marisagf]

Amber and Catelynn are truly dumb people.  I really hate to say that, but they are so uneducated and lacking any smarts or common sense.   At least Maci can sit quietly and not pipe in and talk over someone.  She is very measured and she knows when to clam up.  I think she is a fairly cold person.   But at least she has a little more self-awareness than the other two.  Just the fact that she recognizes how much of an asshole she is on the show compared to what she thought she was in her head shows that she not as stupid as her co-stars.  

Catelynn and Amber are incredibly immature.  

The one thing that really struck me was Matt's reactions to watching himself on the show bad-mouthing Amber's brother and telling Kerthy to blow anyone to get the footage canned.  Amber was clearly pissed and I saw Cate's eyes go wide.  Tyler, Taylor, and Maci looked uncomfortable, from what I can remember.  But Matt had a quick explanation for everything.  "Creative editing."   I can't remember what other excuses he used, but he was super creepy.  He sat there with other people watching him be a complete douchebag, and had the easy answer to defend himself.  Amber should have kicked him out right then and there.  That was such a weird scene, but interesting!

[CaliforniaLove]

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The one thing that really struck me was Matt's reactions to watching himself on the show bad-mouthing Amber's brother and telling Kerthy to blow anyone to get the footage canned.  Amber was clearly pissed and I saw Cate's eyes go wide.  Tyler, Taylor, and Maci looked uncomfortable, from what I can remember.  But Matt had a quick explanation for everything.  "Creative editing."   I can't remember what other excuses he used, but he was super creepy.  He sat there with other people watching him be a complete douchebag, and had the easy answer to defend himself.  Amber should have kicked him out right then and there.  That was such a weird scene, but interesting!

That was so gross. Deflecting with idiot words (as you said, "creative editing", "I was embarrassed", "It was an emotional day"), followed by his disgusting patented "psssh, *giggle* *giggle*" to try to make whoever he is talking to feel stupid for believing anything else, despite the cold hard facts sitting right in front of their face. 

[LilaFowler]

"I don't care who you have to have oral pleasure with..."

[Marisagf]

Cate's face says it all!

[SPLAIN]

2 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

That was so gross. Deflecting with idiot words (as you said, "creative editing", "I was embarrassed", "It was an emotional day"), followed by his disgusting patented "psssh, *giggle* *giggle*" to try to make whoever he is talking to feel stupid for believing anything else, despite the cold hard facts sitting right in front of their face. 

True. And yet, they all have done that at one time or another. Cate did it last night with the Xanax story.

Maci saying she is tired of always being asked about Ryan. Um...maybe because he is the only person YOU TALK ABOUT ALL THE TIME ON THE SHOW. GTFOH  Stop making Ryan your story line and you won't get asked questions about the guy.

Amber saying she never dissed Farrah's porn or ever mentioned it. Yes you did you nitwit. You said Farrah sold her VAGINA. You implied she is beneath you and the rest of your stooges because of that.

Did anyone notice when Amber denied ever saying anything about Farrah's porn, Maci raised her hand and quipped, "I did." Yes, you better acknowledge that shit, Maci because you did interviews where you said it had nothing to do with the porn as much as it had to do with the strip club scenes. You are a deficient imbecile.

[ghoulina]

4 hours ago, Marisagf said:

The one thing that really struck me was Matt's reactions to watching himself on the show bad-mouthing Amber's brother and telling Kerthy to blow anyone to get the footage canned.  Amber was clearly pissed and I saw Cate's eyes go wide.  Tyler, Taylor, and Maci looked uncomfortable, from what I can remember.  But Matt had a quick explanation for everything.  "Creative editing."   I can't remember what other excuses he used, but he was super creepy.  He sat there with other people watching him be a complete douchebag, and had the easy answer to defend himself.  Amber should have kicked him out right then and there.  That was such a weird scene, but interesting!

He blamed whatever producer they had for going around trying to stir up drama. As if Matt needs any help in that department!

[LilaFowler]

46 minutes ago, Marisagf said:

Cate's face says it all!

I know, lol! That is why I took the screenshot. Her face is priceless.

Edited July 11, 2017 by LilaFowler

[suzeecat]

I really wish they would take Farrah off this show - it's a bad venue for her and it's just bad for all the viewers to see a human rewarded for this type of behavior.  She needs to go off and deal with her other business ventures and I really don't care if I ever see or hear anything from her or her broken family (or Simon)  ever again.  I really wish they would have just added Brianna to Teen Mom OG instead of Teen Mom 2 and kept four girls per show. 

Did I hear right that they are doing another season of 16 & Pregnant, or were they referring to the Teen Mum British version?  I think someone asked if the OG girls were going to watch the new series of 16 & Pregnant.

[GreatKazu]

37 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I know, lol! That is why I took the screenshot. Her face is priceless.

I made that face when Cate left Nova with Butch.

10 minutes ago, suzeecat said:

I really wish they would take Farrah off this show - it's a bad venue for her and it's just bad for all the viewers to see a human rewarded for this type of behavior.  She needs to go off and deal with her other business ventures and I really don't care if I ever see or hear anything from her or her broken family (or Simon)  ever again.  I really wish they would have just added Brianna to Teen Mom OG instead of Teen Mom 2 and kept four girls per show. 

Did I hear right that they are doing another season of 16 & Pregnant, or were they referring to the Teen Mum British version?  I think someone asked if the OG girls were going to watch the new series of 16 & Pregnant.

They ALL get rewarded for their behavior. 

Farrah is the only one who lives beyond sitting on a couch. 

[Mambo Gladys]

17 minutes ago, suzeecat said:

I really wish they would take Farrah off this show - it's a bad venue for her and it's just bad for all the viewers to see a human rewarded for this type of behavior.  She needs to go off and deal with her other business ventures and I really don't care if I ever see or hear anything from her or her broken family (or Simon)  ever again.  I really wish they would have just added Brianna to Teen Mom OG instead of Teen Mom 2 and kept four girls per show. 

Did I hear right that they are doing another season of 16 & Pregnant, or were they referring to the Teen Mum British version?  I think someone asked if the OG girls were going to watch the new series of 16 & Pregnant.

Farrah isn't the only one being reward for a "type of behavior." Maci drinks too much, Amber condones domestic violence, Cate gets high while driving. And that's just one example for each. They are all hot messes. 

Edited July 11, 2017 by saratothej

[ReadMeLattice]

Amber is actively violent, attacked a cast member last season and threatened/charged her partner this season, and Cate and Maci abuse substances while driving/pregnant and leave their kids with addicts. Farrah is rude/obnoxious and really bitchy, which given the other behaviors on the show, is sort of meh at this point. Out of the 4 she deserves to be off the show the least imo. 

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

I made that face when Cate left Nova with Butch.

They ALL get rewarded for their behavior. 

Farrah is the only one who lives beyond sitting on a couch. 

I agree. Amber gets rewarded for abuse. Maci for lying and drinking while preggers. Cate for driving high and addiction. They ALL treat others poorly.

[leighroda]

8 hours ago, ghoulina said:

I thought it was kind of shitty to give Farrah that job. No real questions were asked of her. Frankly, I don't blame her for not coming on stage with the other 3 after Amber tried to assault her. They are treating her like SHE'S the one who fucked up, but I feel like she's just not putting herself in a dangerous situation. 

 

There's cursing for emphasis, and then there's cursing because you can't think of any other words to use. With these gals, it's definitely the latter. 

 

Honestly, I cried when they replayed that scene. But it wasn't for Ryan. Every time they show it I'm legit terrified for the people on the road with him, and at the same time so relieved because I know it already happened and thank God no innocent drivers were killed that day. It's really hard to watch, I wish they'd quit replaying it. I'd FF, but I was watching while doing crunches this morning and couldn't get to me remote. 

Yeah it kinda bothers me that Farrah is the one exiled (I just realized I can't spell, sorry) when Amber attacked (or made it physical). I know Farrah is probably fine with it, but it just annoys me.

[GreatKazu]

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I really wish they would have just added Brianna to Teen Mom OG instead of Teen Mom 2 and kept four girls per show.

How is Brieana any different than these yahoos currently on the show? She should get rewarded for getting knocked up by another loser? 

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

40 minutes ago, leighroda said:

Yeah it kinda bothers me that Farrah is the one exiled (I just realized I can't spell, sorry) when Amber attacked (or made it physical). I know Farrah is probably fine with it, but it just annoys me.

Yeah, but Farrah did porn which makes her the worst by default amongst this brain trust. Farrah is an asshole, I get it, but I feel like people will defend any bad behavior done to her by others just because they want to see her get her "comeuppance" so badly. Amber was in the wrong in the situation on the reunion special last year. Dr. David was also wrong in the situation this year. 

[GreatKazu]

31 minutes ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

Yeah, but Farrah did porn which makes her the worst by default amongst this brain trust. Farrah is an asshole, I get it, but I feel like people will defend any bad behavior done to her by others just because they want to see her get her "comeuppance" so badly. Amber was in the wrong in the situation on the reunion special last year. Dr. David was also wrong in the situation this year. 

Perfect. 

I just posted on another thread that Farrah is the least liked of all the girls. That's a given and sadly, it seems it is due to the porn and the adult entertainment career. They will say it is how she treats others, but really, do people care how she treats her mother since her mother was apparently a bitch of a mother? I tried to give Deb the benefit of the doubt, but the Marriage Boot Camp and the last two seasons have really shown me Deb is all kinds of whack. I can imagine how she was when Farrah was younger.  Even Amber and Cate have jumped on the bandwagon by saying they are disgusted at Farrah for how she treats people and her mother. Yeah right. 

I have mentioned how disgusted I am at Farrah for how she treats people throughout the seasons but, I can separate that fact about her when she is being unfairly judged and unfairly treated by those who have no room to talk. Dr. David sat there upon their first meeting and started to lay into Farrah about how she treats her mother. He then forced a tight embrace on her without asking her first if he could. He didn't even have the sense to realize Farrah was uncomfortable and release that grip on her. How many lines has this guy crossed with females? Whatever the case may be, he created the tension and fuckery that now exists. Farrah tried to engage with him on their trip. A trip she paid for. Dr. David is another con-artist. 

Edited July 11, 2017 by GreatKazu

[ReadMeLattice]

As much as I despise Matt and couldn't bring myself to feel that bad when Amber was having to be held back and threatening to beat his ass, the fact remains that she is a serial domestic abuser that MTV keeps on the air. He is a POS and utter worthless trash imo (and a psychological abuser himself) but he is still her partner that she chose and she clearly didn't learn anything from her last DV situation. She has no room to complain about how anyone else treats *anyone.*

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

I hate feeling like I "have" to defend Farrah, but the wider fan base of this show makes me crazy aside from the folks on this board. I'm in a TM FB group and this board feels like an oasis of sanity. 

[GreatKazu]

5 minutes ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

I hate feeling like I "have" to defend Farrah, but the wider fan base of this show makes me crazy aside from the folks on this board. I'm in a TM FB group and this board feels like an oasis of sanity. 

I applaud you. I don't know how you do it. 

I once read the comments on a TM FB page when it was linked on one of these threads. Oy. The love for the three stooges knows no bounds while the Farrah hate is scary beyond belief. \

15 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

As much as I despise Matt and couldn't bring myself to feel that bad when Amber was having to be held back and threatening to beat his ass, the fact remains that she is a serial domestic abuser that MTV keeps on the air. He is a POS and utter worthless trash imo (and a psychological abuser himself) but he is still her partner that she chose and she clearly didn't learn anything from her last DV situation. She has no room to complain about how anyone else treats *anyone.*

Right. It is disgusting to hear Amber complain about Matt but, there she is with him. She screams out his age, yelling at him how he is so old, she references him as "that 46 year old man" who needs to grow the fuck up. You know what, Amber? You need to grow the fuck up! You chose the guy.  When he mistreats you, suddenly you remember all those things about him that endeared you to him in the first place. You chose that old man. You chose him even after he lied to you. You stayed and tolerated his behavior while defending him from people who are concerned about you. 

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

4 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I applaud you. I don't know how you do it. 

I once read the comments on a TM FB page when it was linked on one of these threads. Oy. The love for the three stooges knows no bounds while the Farrah hate is scary beyond belief. \

Right. It is disgusting to hear Amber complain about Matt but, there she is with him. She screams out his age, yelling at him how he is so old, she references him as "that 46 year old man" who needs to grow the fuck up. You know what, Amber? You need to grow the fuck up! You chose the guy.  When he mistreats you, suddenly you remember all those things about him that endeared you to him in the first place. You chose that old man. You chose him even after he lied to you. You stayed and tolerated his behavior while defending him from people who are concerned about you. 

None of my friends IRL like the show and actively mock me for watching. ?Thankfully my wife is as obsessed as I am now. Literally "for better or worse". 

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

None of my friends IRL like the show and actively mock me for watching. ?Thankfully my wife is as obsessed as I am now. Literally "for better or worse". 

Good for her. My husband will ask me to DVR the show so he can watch it.  

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

My favorite moment on this show - 

Tyler: Nova, what's your favorite animal?

Nova: Mommmmeeeeeeeee!!!

[poopchute]

Question about Cate's "paralytic" panic attacks.  We saw her having a "panic attack" where she fled to a vehicle and sat on some rocks, right? And she wanted a horse so when she was having a "panic attack" she could ride the horse.  But she says when she has panic attacks she can't "move or function" so how could she be on a horse and how was she walking normally into a car? Please advise.

[leighroda]

She doesn't understand the definition of "paralytic" or "panic attack"

[GreatKazu]

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But she says when she has panic attacks she can't "move or function"

I don't know, but Cate better hope she never suffers from a "paralytic panic attack" right after eating a 7 pound quesadilla or else Nova will be playing with one giant turd after she finds it on the couch. 

Edited July 12, 2017 by GreatKazu

[poopchute]

13 minutes ago, leighroda said:

She doesn't understand the definition of "paralytic" or "panic attack"

She made it sound like it was an actual diagnosis.  

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

She made it sound like it was an actual diagnosis.  

This is the same girl who counted 7 points for that huge quesadilla she ate. Boy, I haven't typed out the word quesadilla so much in one day. 

[leighroda]

Off topic, but I had my quesadilla today for dinner

[GreatKazu]

With sour cream? 

I had one the other night with guacamole and pico de gallo. That should be around ten points. 

[mittsigirl]

Well do I ever feel like a loser- I have never even seen a quesadilla,

guacamole or pico de gallo!

[CaliforniaLove]

4 minutes ago, mittsigirl said:

Well do I ever feel like a loser- I have never even seen a quesadilla,

guacamole or pico de gallo!

At least you're not rolling in TM money,  yet have barely bothered to go out of the country. I could tell that when the girls were asked if they'd ever travelled internationally, they were confused..."didn't they see us go to Puerto Rico?!".

Amber is the Heather Dubrow of Teen Mom...it's not about who did the porn, it's about WHO WAS OFFERED IT FIRST!!

[Snarky McSnarky]

3 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Amber is the Heather Dubrow of Teen Mom...it's not about who did the porn, it's about WHO WAS OFFERED IT FIRST!!

It's sort of like RHOC's Alexis getting that lame-ass spot on a San Diego morning show, and Gretchen being so jealous that she had to blurt out "They called me first."  Having a pornographer call her is not like Steven Spielberg was reaching out to her for a role in his next feature film.  Vivid just wanted to play up the Teen Mom angle -- it wasn't that Amber was a gorgeous babe or anything.