S05.E11: James K's Story

[Brooklynista]

7 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Did she just hand him a soda?

I don't want fish! I want Chinese! That's what I want!

I think James is going to be the first patient who dies. 

I'm ok with that. His daughter needs the release.

[Awfarmington]

1 minute ago, Threnners said:

No, you are not stuck.  Call aps and walk out.

Or just wait till he's in the hospital again. Step out of the room to 'get some fresh air'. Drive back to Kentucky...easy peasy. 

[Carrie]

1 minute ago, Ms. Bubba said:

so what if he gets mad if he doesn't get his food? It's not like he is Prince Charming anyway. Let him get mad while you go out for a walk. Or tell him, the more you holler, the less food you get.

 

Really, some of these people need me to move in - they WOULD lose weight.

LOL!  Ha, ha, ha.  

[Galloway Cave]

Dr. Now road trip! Not good.

[okerry]

Uh-oh - Dr. Now makin' a house call! It's over now!

[BXD]

Love when Dr. Now makes house calls!

[Haenim]

Hey guys, his exercise is going great! And it's just his new mattress making him look big. Whew

[SandyQ]

2 DOZEN eggs

[Ivylady]

They had to drag Dr. Now out of the office. Wow. 

"I'm on a new mattress, so it's making my back stick out, too!" - I'm done.

[Pers]

Lisa is a lying liar. Just tell the truth!

[poeticlicensed]

Egg rolls and eggs are the same thing , right? 

 

They are lying liars who lie

I am normally a bleeding heart, but it is pissing me off that my tax dollars are paying for this shit. The food, the hospital, the ambulances 

He gained weight! OMG!

Edited March 16, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[MrsRopersCaftan]

"No, I lost weight. It's just the mattress that makes me look fat."

Seriously. This guy.

[baileylucas1216]

God I actually feel bad for lisa. It seems like she's been beaten down her whole life and doesn't know how to stand up for herself. Sleeping on the living room floor so your fat slob of a husband can wake you up to clean his pee? Good lord.

[Dharma]

I love it when they say they are smaller. Such denial. Total lies. See!!! 843 lbs!!!

[Maggienolia]

This is NOT going to go well. 

How are they going to justify his weight being higher (because we know it's going to be higher....)

[Brooklynista]

We're an hour and 35 minutes in and still no surgery. I dunno James. Thisndoesnt look good for you. 

Gained 158lbs. Wow sir, you have gained a human. And she needs a big smack acting suprised at his weight gain.

Edited March 16, 2017 by Brooklynista

[Carrie]

This woman is 50 to 60 years old.  Doesn't she know better?  Why is shackled to this man-baby?  Walk woman.  And take your daughter with you.

[55Unicorns]

843?!?    RUN LISA!!!

[EtheltoTillie]

1 hour ago, Pers said:

That filthy aquarium is driving me nuts.

The entire house is filthy. Gross. 

[SandyQ]

The scale isn't right????   hahahaha

[Ivylady]

Someone needs to give all these EMTs and nurses bonuses. They're going to throw their backs out. 

Screw him saying the nurse is reading the scale wrong. 

[Haenim]

How the hell do you gain that much weight in such a short amount of time?

[Awfarmington]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

"No, I lost weight. It's just the mattress that makes me look fat."

Seriously. This guy.

I'm totally using this. While I'm laying in bed, cheating on my diet. 

[Spooneroonie]

I'm wondering if James is the first patient that Dr Now essentially kicks to the curb.

[Ivylady]

This guy needs to be in an inpatient eating disorder facility for 12-18 months. Otherwise, he's going to die.

[SkinnyMinnie]

"Are you sure that he didn't say 740?" bunch of dumb rednecks..

[Pers]

Delusional fucks. I just can't with these two morons.

[55Unicorns]

Even during commercials, I'm shaking my head...

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

"Are you sure that he didn't say 740?" bunch of dumb rednecks..

Can you imagine a world where the scale reading 740lbs would have been a good thing?

[Galloway Cave]

His poor father and that money.....

[Carrie]

1 minute ago, Spooneroonie said:

I'm wondering if James is the first patient that Dr Now essentially kicks to the curb.

That I'd like to see!  I don't even know if it's possible to roll him to the curb - unless you have s dozen EMTs on hand.

[MrsClaus]

How long did it take him to gain that 150+ pounds?

[Ivylady]

2 minutes ago, GussieK said:

The entire house is filthy. Gross. 

When does she have time to clean? If she goes out of sight, he might need something. And she can't be away from him lest he start braying like a donkey. 

I wonder if she stuck it out so long because she broke up her marriage for him. 

I want James's dad to have given Lisa and Bayley the money they spent on the ambulance so they can get intensive therapy.

[Ms. Bubba]

New tagline - "Does this mattress make me look fat?"

[SkinnyMinnie]

Penny lost her crown tonight.

[SandyQ]

Poor father mortgaged his house do this lard ass could eat more!!!

[Kid]

4 minutes ago, Haenim said:

How the hell do you gain that much weight in such a short amount of time?

By eating thousands of calories a day while burning off 0 calories

[EtheltoTillie]

I have never seen this many comments on an episode so fast, before it was even over. I'm  only up to minute 45. 

Edited March 16, 2017 by GussieK

[Lizz]

I've exercised!! 10 toe wiggles!!

The delusion is astounding.  Heart failure?  No problem! More eggrolls now!

[SkinnyMinnie]

Dr. Now is coming. His wife needs to haul ass...

[DC Gal in VA]

24 minutes ago, 55Unicorns said:

"I've only cheated a couple of times...."  Well, you know what that means..lol

Inserting hundred after "a couple of" would be a more accurate explanation.

[SouthernCross]

I'd love to get an accounting of how much  this guy is consuming in social services/hospitalizations etc.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars to have an absolute shit existance. 

Edited March 16, 2017 by SouthernCross

[Suz226]

Just now, MrsClaus said:

How long did it take him to gain that 150+ pounds?

I think it was only a few months.  I didn't think it was was even possible to gain that much that quickly.

What happened to the daughter?  

[55Unicorns]

2 minutes ago, SkinnyMinnie said:

Penny lost her crown tonight.

You've got that right!

[Spooneroonie]

"We cheated because we didn't have a car." 

Shit.

[aliya]

10 minutes ago, SandyQ said:

2 DOZEN eggs

2 dozen eggs what? Per morning? Per day?

[Azubah]

Just now, Suz226 said:

What happened to the daughter?  

I hope to hell she got on a Greyhound to anywhere.

[Dharma]

Omg, this guy is a joke. Excuses. Not taking responsibility. Walk away Dr. Now.

[Pers]

Dr. Now is bringing the hammer DOWN!

[Threnners]

Dr Now's got me humming the damn battle hymn of the republic.