S05.E09: Nicole's Story

[Azubah]

Did y'all notice that this new episode is THREE HOURS long? I sure hope it's got some significant content.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The last hour may be the skin removal surgery show.  It is starting up again.  Scheduling shenanigans!  Shenanigans!!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Ladies and gentlemen let's get ready.... I think this may be the porch bathing episode.

*edited to say I called it! 

Edited March 2, 2017 by Armchair Critic

[Toaster Strudel]

Bracing for impact!

[Guest]

Why am I more horrified by Nicole's Juggalo tit tat than I am by her getting hosed down on the back porch?

[ShortyMac]

She's 23 and has two kids at that size? Wow. 

[Hana Chan]

I want to have sympathy for these people because I do get how hard it is to deal with weight issues and that to lose weight is at best a lifelong challenge. But Jesus on a pogo stick... eating potato chips the instant she opens her eyes?

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

Why am I more horrified by Nicole's Juggalo tit tat than I am by her getting hosed down on the back porch?

Maybe she is a Faygo fan? What can I say I'm from Michigan and we drink it here.

[Geek XX]

That's a sight I'm going to have a hard time getting out of my head. 

[CouchTater]

Are those lip rings, or sores/pimples/etc on he face?

[ShortyMac]

1 minute ago, CouchTater said:

Are those lip rings, or sores/pimples/etc on he face?

Those are piercings. 

[Geek XX]

Having children at that size is the most selfish act any mother could have done.

I'm surprised they all survived that pregnancy.

[chuckity]

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL AM I WATCHING?   SHE'S GETTING HOSED OFF ON THE BACK PORCH?

[CouchTater]

Just now, ShortyMac said:

Those are piercings. 

Yuck.

[Azubah]

It was actually kind of ingenious to have the hose connected to the hot water from the washer.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Hana Chan said:

But Jesus on a pogo stick... eating potato chips the instant she opens her eyes?

Not just eating potato chips ... but eating them while looking at her mobile toilet. 

[EE2000]

Those poor kids,  that is all I can think of is those poor babies.  

[Geek XX]

Definitely a negative family dynamic.

[kittyinthecity]

-684 lbs

-Age 23

-Can't fit in the bathroom door --- where on earth does she go to the bathroom??

 

I feel bad for this girl as obviously she isn't even living a full life but wow. I have a feeling about this one.

[LookABird]

So many things I want to say.  So many things .  .  .

Help me be strong and keep them inside.  :)

[Geek XX]

Just now, kittyinthecity said:

-684 lbs

-Age 23

-Can't fit in the bathroom door --- where on earth does she go to the bathroom??

 

I feel bad for this girl as obviously she isn't even living a full life but wow. I have a feeling about this one.

I think she uses a porto-potty.

[ShortyMac]

Her mom seems like a delight. 

[Marilee]

Are you f-ing kidding me? They seriously hose this chick down in the back yard. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. This may be the most batshit crazy family so far and that's saying A LOT. And apparently her attitude is about to get really nasty too. Kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase Psycho Hose-Beast.

[Barb23]

1 minute ago, Hana Chan said:

I want to have sympathy for these people because I do get how hard it is to deal with weight issues and that to lose weight is at best a lifelong challenge. But Jesus on a pogo stick... eating potato chips the instant she opens her eyes?

And it was a new bag at that.  Geez aren't getting hosed down, not being able to fit thru the bathroom door and having blood clots a wake up call? She seems like another one that bosses the family around by the way she was yelling for Charlie on the porch.  Talk about a dysfunctional family, let's just start the counseling now.

[Azubah]

1 minute ago, Barb23 said:

Talk about a dysfunctional family, let's just start the counseling now.

All the counseling in the world isn't going to solve this family's problems.

[Barb23]

I think I've rewound about 10 times already - I can't believe what I'm hearing or seeing !

[CouchTater]

And those poor kids.  She's holding on to them at any cost, when those kids could be adopted to possibly have a semi-normal life.

Boy, that Charlie is a mouth-breathing catch, eh?

Edited March 2, 2017 by CouchTater

[Marilee]

4 minutes ago, EE2000 said:

Those poor kids,  that is all I can think of is those poor babies.  

I'm with you on this too. 

[kittyinthecity]

I'm thinking she may have some developmental issues as well.

[55Unicorns]

16 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Why am I more horrified by Nicole's Juggalo tit tat than I am by her getting hosed down on the back porch?

What actually horrifies me is the way her mother is...to HER as a child, and now with her grandchildren.

[kittyinthecity]

I don't think I've ever seen an ...apron like this.

This is as unsanitary as Penny, jeez.

[55Unicorns]

This is unbelievable...

[Brooklynista]

So she can't care for her kids but she had a set up so she can make couch meatloaf to her own specifications . Uh huh. I see.

Her kids look a bit chunky too. And call me an asshole but I judge people that eat with spoons.

Edited March 2, 2017 by Brooklynista

[ShortyMac]

Her 'love' of grocery shopping and it's 'romantic'...this is disturbing. 

Was that crushed up Cheez-its that she put in that meatloaf? Or butter crackers?

[Marilee]

1 minute ago, CouchTater said:

Boy, that Charlie is a mouth-breathing catch, eh?

WTF did she just say shopping for copious amounts crappy food is romantic? Please tell, oh please someone tell me they weren't just feeding each other in the truck.

[kittyinthecity]

Just now, ShortyMac said:

Her 'love' of grocery shopping and it's 'romantic'...this is disturbing. 

Was that crushed up Cheez-its that she put in that meatloaf? Or butter crackers?

I think it was Grippos - local brand of chips. She had them in her cart I believe...(I've since moved from the area and have an eagle eye for them)

[55Unicorns]

Her parents don't seem "all there"...

[poeticlicensed]

The house, the toilet on wheels, the bathing outside, just ack! 

Mr poetic wants to know how she bathes in the winter, since Ohio gets super cold. Thoughts?

[Schippmom]

This is going to give me nightmares 

[55Unicorns]

Where are they?  Ohio?

[kittyinthecity]

Oh my word the list of creatures they've stuffed in the car...

 

the smell....

Just now, 55Unicorns said:

Where are they?  Ohio?

Marion, OH

[CouchTater]

I love the declarations:  I'm going to be the most successful!  You're either with me, or without me!  All I care about is me and my kids!

I wish Charlie, Crack Mama, and Cocaine Daddy would have just left her ass sitting in that wheelchair in that empty house, and let her find her own way to Texas.  Ugh.

[Brooklynista]

When you can use your stomach as a tabletop, you've gone too far.

[chuckity]

How in the hell is she able to fit in the front seat of a car but can't fit through the bathroom door?

I'm calling shennanigans.

[55Unicorns]

God, those poor little ones....

[kittyinthecity]

Man, these people are mean to one another.

[Marilee]

18 minutes ago, Azubah said:

It was actually kind of ingenious to have the hose connected to the hot water from the washer.

Where I come from we call that redneck ingenuity...

[MrsClaus]

I don't think I've seen someone inhale food like she did.

[55Unicorns]

Damn....another one with an attitude...

[Geek XX]

I know I'm going to get reamed for saying this, but this family is the reason people give White Trash a bad name.