S05.E12: Life Goes On

[OnceSane]

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Kim is ordered to remain stress free due to her heart condition, while Kroy awaits the fateful call that could mean signing with a new team in a city far away from home.

[Chicklet]

Nobody took one for the team? I lost interest in these idiots and forget to watch. What's Kim's heart condition anyway, doesn't have one? It's 5 sizes too small? Forgive me Dr. Seuss.

Oops got ahead of myself since it's on tonight. Evidently I don't know what day it is.

Edited December 12, 2016 by Chicklet

[chenoa333]

I can't watch this show long enough to find out what Kim's new health issue is.  Is this "heart condition" worse than her "facial Paralysis"? And as far as Kim needing to be stress free.....that's pretty much how Kim has been living ever since I starting seeing her on RHOA.  Easy peasey for Kim, just show your gigantic set of tits and spread your legs...voila!  stress is gone.

[chenoa333]

So Kim is concerned that she might have another stroke if Brielle really moves to L.A.

 If that were to happen to Kim again, I hope the paralysis affects only one part of her body - her old, worn out, over used hoo ha. Close your legs to men with money Kim. We can all see that you're grooming and prepping Brielle to learn how to catch a sugar daddy. One that's rich enough to take care of Brielle AND your lazy, greedy, old ass. 

But I'm sure Kroy has enough fight left in him to hang with you for a couple more years. I hope Arianna makes it through her teen  age years unscathed by this sorry excuse for a mother. 

And fyi Kim, who the fuck do you think looks at you and says "wow, what beautiful skin. I must buy her skin care products!"  I'm sure we'll see your products on clearance on HSN & QVC. Right next to Robin McGraws skin care crap.

[Bronzedog]

Kim, I don't have 465 kids and even I know that kids are required by law to be enrolled in school.   And, Brielle, marrying money is probably great, but, marrying someone with a personality is better.

[Maire]

Shocked to hear Brielle wasn't hired by Access Hollywood.......

[farmgal4]

Because there's NOTHING on TV tonight, I broke down and watched this crap for the first time.  All I got out of 30 minutes of watching is that Kim looks like shit.  I, honest to God, have mops that look better than that thing she wore on her head during her TH's.  Her lips are 5 sizes too big and look greasy, and she can stop with the Photoshopping, because I got a good look at her ass, and it's as wide as the broad side of a barn.  No offense to transvestites, but Kim looks like one.  She looks like a man playing dress up.  The broad is one hot mess, and she obviously doesn't have a clue.

[zulualpha]

Brielle is actually starting to grow on me.  I'm not sure why.  When Tracey announced it was "c" day the c word popped into my head so it wasn't much of a surprise when Tracey blurted out "dick!" when talking about "d" day with Michael and Brielle.  Tracey has no filter and it's pretty funny sometimes.  Michael apparently doesn't like dick jokes.

So Kim could drop dead at any minute.  Not good.  She better forget about having anymore kids, I doubt if any doctor in his/her right mind would sign off on another pregnancy for her and even if she went the surrogacy route, more newborns would be a lot of stress.  Six kids is enough given the circumstances.  She didn't look particularly healthy in her THs.  I really do hope she's ok.  And that she quit smoking.  Maybe she needs a pacemaker.

KJ for one seems to have gotten his father's athletic ability.  And his mother's mouth.  He's a big kid too.

Kroy is looking really good.  The man can wear the hell out of a t shirt and jeans.  Just sayin'.

[zoeysmom]

I wonder if this was the series finale?  Seems like Kim should be bright enough to know her kids belong in school.  I wonder what this family will do for a living now that the NFL is over for Kroy? 

[zulualpha]

I think different states have different rules for when kids have to be in school or be home schooled.  In my state kids aren't required to be in school until they're eight although everybody I've ever met puts their kid in Kindergarten at 5 or 6.

[Sage47]

Tracy gives me the icks. That ever-greasy hair and unkempt look. She looks like she smells bad. And she always has food on her clothes. These people are really gross. The whole family minus Arianna. And Kroy. I like the poor sucker despite his making a giant life mistake hooking up with Zolciak. 

KJ, just ugh. Nasty, foul-mouthed kid. 

Kim with the frozen face and huge black eyebrows. I have to wonder if Kroy ever wakes up in a cold sweat staring at the ceiling thinking, "what the hell did I DO?" 

Edited December 15, 2016 by Sage47

[bichonblitz]

Once again everybody is hoarded in to the kitchen. To do what? Talk shit and eat? Watch the twins (who are beautiful but are never happy) cry,  Is this really supposed to be entertaining us? 

Brielle's boyfriend, what a dud! I don't think the guy is too excited about Brielle, or maybe he's just dumber than a box of rocks. He sure doesn't get the Bierman jokes and humor. Even Tracy was giving the side eye at his dull personality. 

What exactly happened to Kim's heart? She mentioned on WWHL last night that she has a device in her chest now. I don't know what to believe with her, but it sounds kind of serious. Remember her fake cancer story line on the Housewives and then she was busted for lying? It's hard to know what's real with her. I know she was taken to the hospital, was it just an irregular heart beat or did she need surgery?  I hope she quit smoking immediately. 

[Ljohnson1987]

I think she had a hole in her heart. 

[psychoticstate]

On 12/11/2016 at 9:29 AM, OnceSane said:

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Kim is ordered to remain stress free due to her heart condition, while Kroy awaits the fateful call that could mean signing with a new team in a city far away from home.

I haven't watched this yet (on the DVR) and I don't mean to make light of any serious medical condition but the bolded shit is funny.  Isn't Kim ALWAYS stress free?  I get that she has fifty gazillion kids but she has a nanny for each and a live-in (right?) chef.  The only stress I could see her facing is the ridiculous way they blow through money but she's too dopey to realize that. 

So I got nothing. 

More once I actually watch the epi. 

[tenativelyyours]

I find her too suspect to believe anything that she says.  She might have a medical condition, but if you read the "fine print" it is the same condition that 80 percent of us have and goes unnoticed for the most part, never causes death and can be simply treated by dragging your fat ass out of a chair more than twice a day.  I think the only stress she has is when she goes into her closet and counts her suitcases and fears that at least one is a fake and someone is going to find out. 

The boyfriend is only there because there are cameras.  If Brielle was not on tv, he wouldn't be with her is what I got.  Ironic in a way since Brielle's best bet for the future is not some Kroy 2.0 but rather marrying the type of man her mother was mistress to for so long.  A member of the Third Wife club is her best bet.  Last thing Brielle needs is too look like she wants 'em young and fresh.  Rather she should be establishing a media archive of her finding older men attractive.  Sighing over the mysterious allure of the reclusive Koch brothers.  How the accent only adds to the already silver fox status of Amancio Ortega.  How Jeff Bezos is a little "young" but the archetypical Hot Nerd.  And Carlos Slim Helú looks makes a mature male full figure look muy caliente (she definitely has her Taco Bell lingo down pat I'm guessing)

Add to Tracey's appearance the fact that she seems to be working so hard to be this character on tv and she does come off as unpleasant in a lot of ways.   Though when she first came on there were some less rehearsed moments with Kroy that had me thinking she could be an interesting person.   I think she has been around the unkempt sloth too long and also likely knows her current gig lies with her and not Kroy so much.  And that she is there to provide comic interest on the show and not put together an endless array of grilled cheese and tater tots for the counter feeings.

[Major Bigtime]

I have thought all along that Kim's heart story is along the same lines as her cancer story. She needed a reason to get off Dancing With The Stars and so here comes the heart story. That was WAY too much work for Kim, it required her to actually do some exercise and keep her feet moving.

If she is indeed sick, I hope it's nothing too bad. 

[zulualpha]

I think Kim's condition is real because they filmed her with Kroy and two actual doctors who seemed very concerned about her symptoms and family history.  She told the specialist that she had two relatives, middle aged, who seemed healthy and then dropped dead.  Like literally dropped in their tracks.  The specialist said that seemingly healthy relatively young people dying unexpectedly and suddenly was a "red flag" for Kim.  Especially added to her light headedness and the anomaly in her EKG.  He ordered tests.   As I said earlier, Kim doesn't look too good to me, like her skin looks a bit ashen and her demeanor is different, like something's wrong.  She told the doctor that she's been "running" to keep in shape.  That's great but a).  she eats chicken alfredo everyday and b). if it is an electrical problem with the heart causing rhythm and circulation problems, exercise may not help or make any difference at all.  Probably diet wouldn't matter all that much either.  IDK I'm not a doctor, but her condition sounds like the kind of thing that happens to young athletes that just suddenly drop and if they don't get a shock to restart their heart they die.  That kind of thing.

[chenoa333]

If Kim passes out, just put a gold Krugerrand under her nostrils. She'll wake up fast.

[Major Bigtime]

She should not be drinking alcohol, that much I do know about heart issues. My own included. Irregular heartbeat and gave up the alcohol, problem went away. Gave up caffeine too, which was actually harder to part with, for me. And smoking is a no-no, Kim. Get your body healthy by cleaning it up from the inside out and you'll be amazed at the change.

[Nanu160]

My money sez it's another grab for attention, hope I'm wrong.

[chenoa333]

11 hours ago, Nanu160 said:

My money sez it's another grab for attention, hope I'm wrong.

I'll put my money on "it's another grab for attention." And I don't care if I'm wrong,

[Chicklet]

I thought I read that she had an ASD which would explain her little stroke last year. Not terribly uncommon ( a small hole between the upper chambers of the heart which should close in very early infancy but sometimes doesn't). Now if she had good doctors they should have looked for that when she had the stroke as it's associated. Did anyone else read something like that? I can imagine Kim dramatizing this and being told she needed surgery last year and she put it off to be this year's dramatic last few episodes.

[Nanu160]

Welp, this latest shit with Wig proves that, despite Evidence to the  Contrary, Wig DOES have a (flawed) heart. Now if she only had a Brain. At least she has the Nerve.

Edited December 19, 2016 by Nanu160

[Texasmom1970]

On 12/15/2016 at 10:49 AM, Ljohnson1987 said:

I think she had a hole in her heart. 

It was a PFO I think they said. This is what caused my husband's stroke three years ago. It was a hole in the heart that never closed as he grew as a child. It threw off a blood clot which blocked an artery in the brain which caused the stroke.

On 12/15/2016 at 0:56 AM, zulualpha said:

KJ for one seems to have gotten his father's athletic ability.  And his mother's mouth.  He's a big kid too.

Kroy is looking really good.  The man can wear the hell out of a t shirt and jeans.  Just sayin'.

I cannot believe they just laugh or ignore the language their children use. They need to be reprimanded!

I agree Kroy does look good. But I think he must have taken too many hits on the field if he thinks Kim is so amazing.

[Juliegirlj]

I think Kroy looked better before Kim reworked him. The man wears makeup now. Those babies are so beautiful yet always unhappy and seem to be raised by nannies. 

Kim has become a plastic Kardashian character and is turning Brielle into one also. 

The season is over but I am done with this show. Just can't anymore. 

[Major Bigtime]

Funny you say that about Kroy. I noticed in a photo of them, on Facebook I think, and Kroy has clearly had botox. His face is satin smooth. And when I blew it up to get a closer look, it appears he has new eyelashes as well.

[AuntieDiane6]

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Funny you say that about Kroy. I noticed in a photo of them, on Facebook I think, and Kroy has clearly had botox. His face is satin smooth. And when I blew it up to get a closer look, it appears he has new eyelashes as well.

I bet he's relieved that he hasn't been signed.  You can just bet that the opposing team would love to injure that Pretty Boy with his Botoxed face.

Edited December 27, 2016 by AuntieDiane6

[Petunia13]

On 12/17/2016 at 1:36 PM, chenoa333 said:

If Kim passes out, just put a gold Krugerrand under her nostrils. She'll wake up fast.

A few hundred scratch offs rubberbanded to a red solo cup filled w box wine. 

[chenoa333]

On Tuesday, December 20, 2016 at 2:53 PM, AuntieDiane6 said:

I bet he's relieved that he hasn't been signed.  You can just bet that the opposing team would love to injure that Pretty Boy with his Bottomed face.

Just a random thought (maybe Kim can use it for a storyline) but wouldn't it be funny if Kroy dumped Kim for Brielle?

[Bb78]

On 15/12/2016 at 1:40 AM, chenoa333 said:

So Kim is concerned that she might have another stroke if Brielle really moves to L.A.

 If that were to happen to Kim again, I hope the paralysis affects only one part of her body - her old, worn out, over used hoo ha. Close your legs to men with money Kim. We can all see that you're grooming and prepping Brielle to learn how to catch a sugar daddy. One that's rich enough to take care of Brielle AND your lazy, greedy, old ass. 

But I'm sure Kroy has enough fight left in him to hang with you for a couple more years. I hope Arianna makes it through her teen  age years unscathed by this sorry excuse for a mother. 

And fyi Kim, who the fuck do you think looks at you and says "wow, what beautiful skin. I must buy her skin care products!"  I'm sure we'll see your products on clearance on HSN & QVC. Right next to Robin McGraws skin care crap.

I think her wig line will do much better than her skin care. That's her passion. 

[Bb78]

On 15/12/2016 at 3:53 AM, farmgal4 said:

Because there's NOTHING on TV tonight, I broke down and watched this crap for the first time.  All I got out of 30 minutes of watching is that Kim looks like shit.  I, honest to God, have mops that look better than that thing she wore on her head during her TH's.  Her lips are 5 sizes too big and look greasy, and she can stop with the Photoshopping, because I got a good look at her ass, and it's as wide as the broad side of a barn.  No offense to transvestites, but Kim looks like one.  She looks like a man playing dress up.  The broad is one hot mess, and she obviously doesn't have a clue.

There are lots of decent wjgs in the market why dies she buy them she's not short of cash. I don't know why she wouldn't go for the best. 

On 11/12/2016 at 5:29 PM, OnceSane said:

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Kim is ordered to remain stress free due to her heart condition, while Kroy awaits the fateful call that could mean signing with a new team in a city far away from home.

Stress free don't make me laugh. She doesn't do house work, she doesn't cook. All these things are taken care of by staff. She doesn't work so what's to stress about?