AngelaHunter February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 Brittany, from today's case - bleached, jailbird bimbo, speaking in regards to her somewhat challenged sugar daddy, Mr. Irby: "He became very controllive." We don't know if he became that way before or after the promised sexual favors she bartered. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-1941055
Trini May 3, 2016 Share May 3, 2016 A new one (for me) today: The Laws = the police, or sheriff, or other law enforcement officers. "I went with the laws to repo the car." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2206426
Quof May 3, 2016 Share May 3, 2016 Is that what he meant? I thought he was talking about people by name, like Jude Law and his wife. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2206555
momtoall May 4, 2016 Share May 4, 2016 Quote I thought he was talking about people by name, like Jude Law and his wife. Good one. My best laugh today!! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2207129
falconress May 6, 2016 Share May 6, 2016 "I'm an ecumenical abuser." JJ after reaming out both the defendant (because he lied to the insurance about an accident caused by his 17-year old son) and the plaintiff (because she sued for $4,500 for repair costs to a car worth only $1,075). 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2216495
Trini July 17, 2016 Share July 17, 2016 Can someone add "injustified" (...I think?) from a recent episode? The plaintiff said she "felt injustified". I already deleted the episode. :( 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2410703
Quof July 17, 2016 Share July 17, 2016 I think she said "unjustified". I believe she meant that she hadn't been vindicated. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2411052
AngelaHunter July 17, 2016 Share July 17, 2016 (edited) Just watched Ashley DesRochers, 22-year old college student, who said that her dopey boyfriend "commodated" her car and crashed it. JJ couldn't decipher that, nor could Byrd so Dopey had to interpret: "She means "commandeered." ETA: I forgot the best part. Byrd was snickering at her. Edited July 18, 2016 by AngelaHunter 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2411096
Jamoche September 17, 2016 Share September 17, 2016 JJ: "Do you have the document? I'd like to see it" = "your story is about to fall apart so hard. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2574343
Jamoche February 4, 2017 Share February 4, 2017 "Harassment" - asking for money that you owe. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2959076
BusyOctober February 4, 2017 Share February 4, 2017 Amblance for ambulance is quickly rising on the leader board of most irksome mispronounced word. Flustrated (alt. Fusstrated) for frustrated is still on top. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2959629
augmentedfourth February 4, 2017 Share February 4, 2017 Fun fact - the short form of "ambulance" I was taught in court reporting school (that I still use) basically translates to "blance". Mr. Fourth says "fusstrated". Drives me nuts. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2959672
Silver Raven February 15, 2017 Share February 15, 2017 "Fake as a two dollar bill." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-2992601
MrsEVH February 25, 2017 Share February 25, 2017 Today a lady said "aten". No such word. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3023032
AZChristian April 11, 2017 Share April 11, 2017 Credit to @SandyToes for suggesting this addition to the lexicon: faux dreadlocks; artificial hair that is often attached incorrectly, causing pain and lawsuits. Pronunciation: Fawxx dreadlocks. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3169381
WhoaWhoKnew May 4, 2017 Share May 4, 2017 I've noticed the past couple seasons more than one litigant saying, "was currently." As in "I was currently living with my mom at the time." WHAT. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3244213
Silver Raven May 31, 2017 Share May 31, 2017 Husband and wife on opposite sides in a lawsuit (husband's mother is suing daughter-in-law). Husband says he doesn't believe in divorce. Wife says, "Fortunately, in the law, you can get a divorce without the ascension of the other person." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3333680
Sarcastico July 5, 2017 Share July 5, 2017 Wroten (written), which joins boughten and tooken. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3431179
AngelaHunter July 9, 2017 Share July 9, 2017 Amanda is a "slump lord", says "Chassey" the peculiar looking def. with the smart-assed jerk hubby who appeared here in shorts and a sweatshirt that did not hide his neck tats. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3442218
Spunkygal July 9, 2017 Share July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said: Amanda is a "slump lord", says "Chassey" the peculiar looking def. with the smart-assed jerk hubby who appeared here in shorts and a sweatshirt that did not hide his neck tats. That must be a slumlord with bad posture. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3442424
Cobalt Stargazer July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Unappropriately, as per the plaintiff in the other day's quinceanera case. *twitch* 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3452006
AZChristian July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cobalt Stargazer said: Unappropriately, as per the plaintiff in the other day's quinceanera case. *twitch* Good thing we didn't have a "take a shot every time she says "unappropriately" game going. We'd all still be hung over. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3452113
Spunkygal November 6, 2017 Share November 6, 2017 While talking about today's horrific tragedy at the Texas church, the Fox News legal analyst said that the entire community is understandably "shooken up." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3787303
Silver Raven December 11, 2017 Share December 11, 2017 17-year-old who completely was unable to speak when JJ told him to stop using the word "like", did manage to get out, "She awared me." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3886583
AngelaHunter December 11, 2017 Share December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Silver Raven said: 17-year-old who completely was unable to speak when JJ told him to stop using the word "like", did manage to get out, "She awared me." Poor little twerp. He truly could not form a whole sentence without "like." That reminded me of the book and movie, "Magic." Corky was utterly incapable of making his dummy shut up for five whole minutes. But it doesn't matter, since it was eventually revealed that Alan felt "responsibility" means speaking up for... something or other. Should we really be horrified at the terrible grammar of litigants when a so-called reporter (yeah, I know that Yahoo reporters aren't real reporters but still, they have the job) writes a headline like this? Read it and weep: Quote “Three sentenced after strangling friend who was overdosing with jumper cables.” This prompted one reader to comment that addicts don't need to call their pushers. They can just call AAA for their fix. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3886811
AuntiePam December 16, 2017 Share December 16, 2017 On 12/11/2017 at 4:38 PM, AngelaHunter said: Poor little twerp. He truly could not form a whole sentence without "like." That reminded me of the book and movie, "Magic." Corky was utterly incapable of making his dummy shut up for five whole minutes. It's not just twerps on JJ. Listen to some interviews on NPR -- actors, writers, journalists, musicians, politicians, athletes -- over-use of "like" is everywhere. Just about the only people who can speak for any length of time without "likes" are scientists. Today I got a kick out of a litigant pronouncing "turned" as "turnt". I think that's a regional thing though, and I'm pretty sure I've said it that way before. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3897741
Cobalt Stargazer December 16, 2017 Share December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, AuntiePam said: Today I got a kick out of a litigant pronouncing "turned" as "turnt". I think that's a regional thing though, and I'm pretty sure I've said it that way before. https://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/dictionary/american/turnt 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-3897886
One Tough Cookie April 29, 2023 Share April 29, 2023 OK--we are doomed. I had a mini marathon {probably 4 epis and in three oft hem the defendant said I or it was droven! yikes. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-7980398
One Tough Cookie May 25, 2023 Share May 25, 2023 I think the American Educational System is irretrievably broken. I saw three epis wherein the defendants said their insurance "lapseded". 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4887-the-lexicon/page/3/#findComment-8015281
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