OK. All those gals who will be eight months pregnant when they walk down the aisle - and there is a sizable subset of these, it's not just one anomaly - need to stop trying to look sexy. Unless, of course, their intention is to appeal to the specific fetishists among their guests whose preferred deviancy is (a) heavily pregnant women (b) wearing wedding dresses that (c ) look like bordello underwear (d) in a church.
Honey(s), when you are eight months pregnant at your wedding, "virginal" and "sexy" are wedding dress options that have flown the coop, never to return. You need to be looking for sophisticated and dignified. Like they say, fake it till you make it.
Sincerely,
Miss B. Rutally Honest
Your Bridal Consultant
From Get-A-Grip, NY