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A new one for the lexicon! "Passengers-by" -- as uttered by the defendant in the San Francisco Baby Sling Chihuahua case.

"I always keep my dog from interfering with the passengers-by on the sidewalk." Obviously it didn't work that day.

You guys might not be as old as I am, but these three litigants reminded me of Peter, Paul and Mary, with dogs instead of guitars.

(edited because I can't spell "chihuahua"!)

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Just as good was "their campers were subsequent to that car". I don't think that someone who uses fancy sounding words when they don't know what they mean is necessarily intelligent or educated, my experience has been the opposite. Plus I was surprised that JJ let her get away several times with responding to direct questions with completely non responsive answers consisting of totally irrelevant statements. Finally, she sure sounded to me like she was reciting a memorised script, which would explain the non responsive answers.

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The whole Proceeded to.... bugs me to know no end. I was helping someone get together a manuscipt and she abused it to, so much I quit! Real people do not tell a personal story like that.

Moving on to coversate... Apollo from The Real Housewives of Atlanta uses that as well. As a matter of fact, I'd Flove if Judge Judy would conduct all those reunions! Can you imagine?!      

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"Being that fact that". . . or "due to the fact that"  (instead of because)

 

As in "Being the fact that I had no driver's license my cousin put the car in her name"

 

then there's always the "I spoke to her verbally" (as opposed to telepathically?!?!)

 

And I cannot remember if it was JJ or People's Court - "slumplord" (as in "That guy is a slumplord because he got mad because I didn't pay rent due to the fact that the house was filled with roaches/ rats/ mice/ garbage/ no water/ no heat/ stains on the carpet my kids made with magic markers and kool aid")

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