Name The Show

[The Crazed Spruce]

Professional markspersons vie for the affections of a skanky bisexual pseudocelebrity.

[Actionmage]

Top Shot of Tila Tequila?

[The Crazed Spruce]

I was going for

A Top Shot At Love With Tila Tequila

, but you're close enough. :)

Edited May 9, 2014 by The Crazed Spruce

[Actionmage]

I'll just update this one:

'A) An animal hunter/discoverer finds frightening animals, then shows them to an odd family at an unlucky address.'

Hint: The address starts with 13.

[April Bloodgate]

I'll just update this one:

'A) An animal hunter/discoverer finds frightening animals, then shows them to an odd family at an unlucky address.'

Hint: The address starts with 13.

It's really the first part that I'm struggling with.

[Actionmage]

Hint 2: The animal hunter/discoverer stays to waterways, mainly.

[JTMacc99]

Heh.

The River Munsters

[Actionmage]

Yes! JTMacc99's turn!

[JTMacc99]

Edited to add another relevant word.

 

A documentary style show where a narrator takes us through various strange shortcuts during the creation of meals, cocktails, and some unusual decorating ideas.

Edited May 13, 2014 by JTMacc99

[April Bloodgate]

Heh.

[JTMacc99]

Okay, let me try this:

 

A documentary style show where a narrator takes us through an entertaining but crazy lady's various strange shortcuts as she creates meals, cocktails, and some unusual decorating ideas.

[MarkHB]

This is probably way off-base, but since no one else is trying,

48 Hours with Martha Stewart

?

[JTMacc99]

Nope. And I feel kind of bad that I'm a thread killer.  The crazy lady in question is blond, but not the one you guessed. Mine has whole forums dedicated to hate-watching her, but I think she is not currently on TV. She's probably busy being the governor of New York's girlfriend. I just need one of the shrikes to wander through here...

Edited May 21, 2014 by JTMacc99

[Actionmage]

Sandra Lee's Money Saving Epic Meal Times?

I hope I'm in the ballpark!

[JTMacc99]

Got the right host, but not the right one of her shows in this Science Channel / Food Network collaboration.

[Actionmage]

How It's Semi-HomeMade with Sandra Lee?

[JTMacc99]

Phew! Your turn Actionmage.

[Actionmage]

A) A church deacon lives with two slobby twenty-something guys.

 

B)Up-and-coming makeup artists create in a South American jungle village where the medical residents critique on the realism.

 

C) A famed deductionist is followed by camera crews as he helps homeowners get justice for crappy foundations and other housing nightmares, while his associates fix the aforementioned problems.

[yeswedo]

Is C 

Sherlock Holmes on Homes

?

[The Crazed Spruce]

I'm too tired to do research on the second half of B right now, but I'm guessing that A is either

Two and a Half AMen

or

AMen Behaving Badly

.

[yeswedo]

I think B is 

Face Off the Map

[Actionmage]

yeswedo and  The Crazed Spruce, your answers to C &B and  A, respectively, are correct!  (Spruce, your second is the actual correct one.)

[The Crazed Spruce]

Good, 'cause that was the one I was leaning towards. :)

 

*Ahem*

 

After a suburban Canadian teenager marries his girlfriend, he wakes up as a cop in the 1970's.

Edited May 24, 2014 by The Crazed Spruce

[Tara Ariano]

18 To Life On Mars

[The Crazed Spruce]

Yep!  All yours, Tara!

[Tara Ariano]

A group of Victorian monsters move in with a recently widowed friend to help him raise his daughters.

[The Crazed Spruce]

Penny DreadFull House

?

[EricJ]

Penny DreadFull House

 

I hope this one hasn't already been done:

 

Zombie Cocksuckers!

[The Crazed Spruce]

Even though I beat you to the last one by about ten minutes (and we still haven't gotten confirmation that it's right), I'll guess that yours is

The Walking Deadwood

.  :)

[EricJ]

Right you are, @The Crazed Spruce

Edited May 26, 2014 by Lisin

[Tara Ariano]

You are, of course, both right.

[The Crazed Spruce]

Well, hey, since I've got two...

 

A: An alien time traveler joins a televised improv comedy "competition".

 

B: A young man transforms into a feral beast when the moon is full, and a sports car when his body temperature rises.

[SVNBob]

B is

Turbo Teen Wolf

. 

 

Whoever gets A can have the next turn.

[The Crazed Spruce]

And here I thought I was the only one who remembered that horrible, horrible cartoon. :)

[SVNBob]

Which one?  Both shows were cheesy '80s toons.

Edited May 26, 2014 by SVNBob

[adam807]

Doctor Who's Line Is It Anyway

[The Crazed Spruce]

Close enough, adam807!

[MarkHB]

Shouldn't @yeswedo also be in line to start one, since s/he got one of @Actionmage 's ?

[yeswedo]

@MarkHB thanks for the reminder! I have to think of one that hasn't already been used so if someone wants to go before me please do.

[yeswedo]

A professor teams up with a mystery writer to solve crimes.

[riley702]

Murder 101, She Wrote?

[yeswedo]

@riley702 close but not quite right. 

[MarkHB]

Diagnosis: Murder, She Wrote?

[yeswedo]

@MarkHB also close. The second show is correct but first one is not.

[Lady Calypso]

How To Get Away with Murder, She Wrote?

[yeswedo]

correct!

[Lady Calypso]

A woman is sent to prison where she meets others who look like her.

[halgia]

Orange is the New Orphan Black

, or similar? I think we might have had that one already somewhere pages and pages ago.

[Lady Calypso]

Yeah, you're right Dougal. And it probably was around somewhere; that goes to show how much looking I did before submitting it.

[halgia]

It's a whole lot to look through, no worries. :)

 

This U.S. adaptation of a French-Israeli show deals with the extensive therapy needed after a set of shocking supernatural events.