All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[Brattinella]

1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said:

By the way, I must take this opportunity to congratulate Brattinella, who through dedication and hard work, attained the coverted "Hot Pink Post Outline". Well, done B!

WOW I didn't even notice!  I'm so honored (honoured), thank you Angela!

I also must agree re: swaying Fat Albert.  He looked like one of those punchy toys that are bottom heavy. 

[SandyToes]

17 hours ago, Brattinella said:

WOW I didn't even notice!  I'm so honored (honoured), thank you Angela!

I also must agree re: swaying Fat Albert.  He looked like one of those punchy toys that are bottom heavy. 

I second the congrats!  Pretty cool!  (even if it is pink. gah.)

I was more intrigued/distracted by Mr. Albert's bow-tie goatee.  And I agree with AH about taking fights to the streets.  I guess that is the new normal for conflict resolution, but wow.  "I felt threatened! So I went outside to confront them!"  Get what you deserve in that case, IMHO.

[Brattinella]

1 hour ago, SandyToes said:

"I felt threatened! So I went outside to confront them!"

This just KILLED me!  Such a foreign concept!

[SRTouch]

4 hours ago, Brattinella said:

This just KILLED me!  Such a foreign concept!

G7ytjuuh7y 9ff12ffdz vv czdc - not sure what that means, but that's what my Princess kitty says. 

I agree it's crazy, but I equate her actions to the old Western's concept of honor where you'd have a gunfight over being  call a liar. Guessing in her sub culture, you don't call 911, you handle it yourself. Ah, a sad state of affairs ?

Edited November 19, 2017 by SRTouch

[AngelaHunter]

3 hours ago, SandyToes said:

"I felt threatened! So I went outside to confront them!" 

In my whole life I have never uttered the sentence, "She wanted to fight me." I never knew or met anyone who would want to fight me, even as a kid. I can't imagine saying that as a grown woman, but YT is filled with videos of women viciously fighting each other right in the streets. Incomprehensible.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

2 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

In my whole life I have never uttered the sentence, "She wanted to fight me." I never knew or met anyone who would want to fight me, even as a kid. I can't imagine saying that as a grown woman, but YT is filled with videos of women viciously fighting each other right in the streets. Incomprehensible.

It seems that many people don't feel alive if they aren't involved in complete chaos. I'll never understand it. I like living a "boring," stable, conflict-free life.

[Spunkygal]

3 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

It seems that many people don't feel alive if they aren't involved in complete chaos. I'll never understand it. I like living a "boring," stable, conflict-free life.

Yes, yes, yes and yes! It's a running joke among my friends that my headstone will read "Boring is good."  Of course, I plan to be sprinkled in the Rocky Mountains but all my friends can shout that phrase when they release my ashes!

[Silver Raven]

My father ordered me to go out and fight another kid when I was a kid.

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

It seems that many people don't feel alive if they aren't involved in complete chaos. I'll never understand it.

It's true - so many thrive on chaos and strife. I never got it either, since all I ever wanted was a peaceful, humdrum life.

59 minutes ago, Silver Raven said:

My father ordered me to go out and fight another kid when I was a kid.

Sorry to hear that. Different times, I guess. I know boys in my high school would sometimes arrange to "scrap it out" after school. I never attended these matches, but high school boys can be excused their testosterone-fuled altercations.  Adult women (usually with a bunch of screaming, terrified kids witnessing everything and learning this is the way to behave) cannot. If you want to live your life acting like a wild animal, that's fine. Just don't have kids. That just burns me up.

[AngelaHunter]

Ugh, here I am posting again. But I just watched "Judge Judy's Summation of the Life of Shanikqua the Student" and thoroughly enjoyed it. "You're 22, you don't work but you have two children you can't support. The baby daddy of your older child doesn't support him. Your second baby daddy here (who appeared to be brain damaged in the hallway) doesn't support the child he made with you. He obviously can't support himself because he too lives with his mother. You don't want to live by your mother's rules? Get a job and tell HIM to get a job and get your own place. "  And food stamps and welfare for someone who can afford a car, a cell phone and other luxuries like that hair thing she had going on. Why would she work? Her mother, who is 41 and looks 60, works to support her adult children who like to have lots of kids. Go sterilize yourself, Shanikqua, and do the taxpayers a favour.

Edited November 20, 2017 by AngelaHunter

[khyber]

14 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

 Her mother, who is 41 and looks 60, works to support her adult children who like to have lots of kids. 

I turned to Mr. Khyber and said "that woman has had a tough life."

[AngelaHunter]

2 hours ago, khyber said:

I turned to Mr. Khyber and said "that woman has had a tough life."

Yeah. She has to look after a bunch of little kids and  drag herself out of the house early every day to work while her big, healthy daughter lounges in bed with that guy, probably working on baby no.3. Poor mom. She looked totally defeated.

[Zahdii]

She might be one of those people who has learned to take care of her children, protect them, and provide for them, but missed the memo that the end result is those same children are supposed to be prepared to go out into the world and do the same for their own subsequent families.

Having said that, I don't know the circumstances of the Grandmothers life.  She might have fallen short of what could be expected for her as a mother or she might have had to overcome obstacles that we don't know about and she did better than expected for her circumstances.  She wouldn't be the first person to be held hostage by a child who uses their own children as leverage to keep their elders providing help above and beyond so the little children don't suffer.

[Lady Iris]

I have dozens of JJ eps on my dvr taking up way too much space but I still love coming here to read the first class snark. I was giggling quietly to myself here at work reading this and a coworker thought I was crying. Nope, not crying, just laughing at the disbehavior of these people!

[Silver Raven]

My kitten "was a scapegoat, he liked to run out the door."  Ugh.  Does she even know what the word scapegoat means?

[Brattinella]

7 minutes ago, Silver Raven said:

My kitten "was a scapegoat, he liked to run out the door."  Ugh.  Does she even know what the word scapegoat means?

Ugh.  Do they even do vocabulary in school anymore?

[basiltherat]

Do they even do SCHOOL in school anymore?!

[patty1h]

I have a headache from staring at Neshdea Denton's facial hair.  What is that shit?  I know there are some medical conditions that cause women to get hair, but that is just screaming "I give up/I don't care anymore" cause 99% of woman would not go on national TV with that much whiskers.     One other scenario is she's transitioning and we're looking at the results of testosterone.  Either way, it's a whole lotta nopeyikesjesuswhymyeyesholycowgrosswhatthehell.

[pagooey]

Belatedly...for some reason I felt sorry for Marquette. An ankle bracelet at 16, yikes--but she was so subdued and frighteningly articulate and accurate about her timeline, when she'd been handed around from Grandma to Mom to foster care and back so often it's a wonder she knew who had custard of her at any second. She had the details down, and somehow it hurt my heart that this was the only story this kid had to tell. No one in that cycle was equipped to take care of her and raise a decent human being. Ugh. 

[shksabelle]

In the cat case, did those two women inhale helium before entering the courtroom?

I know love is blind, but in their husbands‘ cases, it must also be deaf!!!

[SandyToes]

2 hours ago, patty1h said:

I have a headache from staring at Neshdea Denton's facial hair.  What is that shit?  I know there are some medical conditions that cause women to get hair, but that is just screaming "I give up/I don't care anymore" cause 99% of woman would not go on national TV with that much whiskers.     One other scenario is she's transitioning and we're looking at the results of testosterone.  Either way, it's a whole lotta nopeyikesjesuswhymyeyesholycowgrosswhatthehell.

Spell check must have driven the editors nuts with that one! 

Scapegoat!  OMG!  Just watching this one. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!" /Inigo Montoya

ETA:  Holy cow!  Queen Esther!!!  What a hoot! And again with the spellcheck!! Loved how both Def. and Plaintiff came in wearing almost the same outfits (almost!) in black/white.  Neato!  More Judge Judy Fashion!

Edited November 21, 2017 by SandyToes

[AngelaHunter]

"DaisyRAIN??" OMG - trailer trash mutant, the twenty-year old "daycare worker" or some such BS,  DaisyRain, with an itty-bitty piehole but huge arms that she just loves to display,  is suing Megan (healthcare worker of course, although she can't speak using proper grammar) and her son, the Hobbit. Both DaisyRain and Megan (what was with her hair, anyway??) conspired to get money for nothing. It's amazing how the government is so free and easy with Byrd's money that they'll just throw "two grand" at DaisyRain for sitting on her fat butt all day. DaisyRain's witness, who looked like some cartoon character I can't place at this moment, "carries a gun with him at all times." Wtf? Apparently he used it to threaten the little hobbit who punched DaisyRain when she was trying to steal toiletries from the house. Anyway, witness was terribly, terribly concerned that JJ just "didn't understand the timeline here" and needs to hear about DaisyRain being affianced, obviously to some silly dipshit who actually came to his senses.  Megan was countersuing since DaisyRain stole all her "kidses" movies and such. As if this all wasn't surreal enough, we get a look at Megan's new babysitter. Good lord. Poor kids. Get out, you bunch of revolting freaks. Now.

Edited November 21, 2017 by AngelaHunter

[DoctorK]

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"carries a gun with him at all times."

He was a jerk, but carrying a gun is not that rare in most of this country. I am not hard core but when I am in any place where carrying is not prohibited, I am usually carrying a gun.

 

Thanks AZChristian for the correction. Sometimes I type too fast.

Edited November 21, 2017 by DoctorK
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[Spunkygal]

And did I understand correctly that Megan had never met Daisyrain's incarcerated daddy but "met" him through daddy's sister so they were friends but not dating? What the fresh hell was up with that? Were they porn pen pals?

[AZChristian]

9 minutes ago, DoctorK said:

He was a jerk, but carrying a gun is not that rare in most of this country. I am not hard core but when I am in any place where carrying is not prohibited, I am usually carrying a gun.

Me, too.  And I added a word to your post, assuming you left it out unintentionally.

Edited November 21, 2017 by AZChristian

[AngelaHunter]

9 minutes ago, Spunkygal said:

And did I understand correctly that Megan had never met Daisyrain's incarcerated daddy but "met" him through daddy's sister so they were friends but not dating?

That's what I heard. Maybe she's one of those messed-up kooks with a thing for jailbirds. Understandable. If I heard 3rd hand about some loser in the slammer, I immediately want to be buddies with him.

[Spunkygal]

1 minute ago, AngelaHunter said:

That's what I heard. Maybe she's one of those messed-up kooks with a thing for jailbirds. Understandable. If I heard 3rd hand about some loser in the slammer, I immediately want to be buddies with him.

Yeah, Megan did seem like a do-gooder. She was probably trying to help him turn his life around. That's why she was stealing Byrd's money to help precious little Daisyrain. 

[AngelaHunter]

1 minute ago, Spunkygal said:

Yeah, Megan did seem like a do-gooder.

She didn't seem that way to me. She seems like one these pathetic women with a boner for what she considers "bad boys." I wonder where all her baby daddies are anyway? Probably in the can too.

[Spunkygal]

5 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

She didn't seem that way to me. She seems like one these pathetic women with a boner for what she considers "bad boys." I wonder where all her baby daddies are anyway? Probably in the can too.

Sorry, I should have put "do-gooder" in quotes for sarcasm! I agree that she had a thing for jailbirds! 

[AuntiePam]

The knife fight case was confusing as heck.  Two cases at once, both sides are plaintiffs and defendants, and one woman is the twin sister of a gal on the other side?  Damn.  Because the only two who looked vaguely like twins were the two who were a couple -- until one of them got pregnant.  Double damn.  Anyone figure out the relationships?

I'm skeptical that Plaintiff #1 cut her own throat seriously enough to be hospitalized for a month, but JJ won't like that she had a knife.  I didn't see a To Be Continued but I assume there was one.

[Brattinella]

35 minutes ago, AuntiePam said:

The knife fight case was confusing as heck.  Two cases at once, both sides are plaintiffs and defendants, and one woman is the twin sister of a gal on the other side?  Damn.  Because the only two who looked vaguely like twins were the two who were a couple -- until one of them got pregnant.  Double damn.  Anyone figure out the relationships?

I'm skeptical that Plaintiff #1 cut her own throat seriously enough to be hospitalized for a month, but JJ won't like that she had a knife.  I didn't see a To Be Continued but I assume there was one.

Yes, to be continued tomorrow.  The Plaintiff had a HELL of a scar on her throat, maybe due to the stab wound, or maybe a tracheotomy.  And there was another cut on the back of her neck.

[Silver Raven]

2 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

"DaisyRAIN??" OMG - trailer trash mutant, the twenty-year old "daycare worker" or some such BS,  DaisyRain, with an itty-bitty piehole but huge arms that she just loves to display,  is suing Megan (healthcare worker of course, although she can't speak using proper grammar) and her son, the Hobbit. Both DaisyRain and Megan (what was with her hair, anyway??) conspired to get money for nothing. It's amazing how the government is so free and easy with Byrd's money that they'll just throw "two grand" at DaisyRain for sitting on her fat butt all day. DaisyRain's witness, who looked like some cartoon character I can't place at this moment, "carries a gun with him at all times." Wtf? Apparently he used it to threaten the little hobbit who punched DaisyRain when she was trying to steal toiletries from the house. Anyway, witness was terribly, terribly concerned that JJ just "didn't understand the timeline here" and needs to hear about DaisyRain being affianced, obviously to some silly dipshit who actually came to his senses.  Megan was countersuing since DaisyRain stole all her "kidses" movies and such. As if this all wasn't surreal enough, we get a look at Megan's new babysitter. Good lord. Poor kids. Get out, you bunch of revolting freaks. Now.

Gentleman with the gun is probably a good friend of DaisyRain's incarcerated Daddy.

[jilliannatalia]

On 11/17/2017 at 5:15 PM, AngelaHunter said:

I couldn't deal with Markwette and Mashawn and couldn't understand Granny, who spoke in half-words, so I FF this one. Marquette may have "disbehaved" in school, but is it any wonder? What chance does she have? Ankle bracelet at 16! I bet all that hair she ordered from Amazon wasn't just for her either. Seems she and Mom Mashawn got matching packs.

Angela Doughtery, you are an idiot. You have dog you can't control, contain or train, like - because you're an idiot -  and you can't put up a decent fence, so you kill the dog. Once again, an animal pays for human stupidity. I have to take exception to JJ (or anyone) saying, "Oh, the dogs got into a fight so that means they're vicious. What it had been a child?" I can say that dogs very well know the difference between a human being and another dog. None of my dogs liked other dogs, but they adored kids. They knew the kids weren't dogs, you see. Duh. Dogs are territorial animals and do get into fights. It happens, but with the general outlook these days (it's not PC for dogs to fight as they have been doing since they appeared on the earth) added to clueless, dumbass owners like the Idiot Angela and the dogs always suffer.

I'm intrigued by some of the more subtle malapropisms I see on JJ as well as on some of  the lesser shows of her ilk;  It's not easy to "disbehave" unless one is , for the sake of argument,  in a coma or dead. Even someone  in a persistent vegetative would have difficulty truly disbehaving under most circumstances.  Marquette or any other  person can presumbly misbehave easily enough, especially with the ankle bracelt as added encentive.  If she's truly able to disbehave convincingly, however, she could perhaps ire herself out as a cadaver extra for  a L&O  or CSI  genre program.. 
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My mother-in-law, who would never be confused with a rocket scientist though she is a kind and decent human baing, owns a chihuauhua/ maybe a bit daschund, possibly a bit pug, with maybe even some corgi in the  mix. Eerone who sees the animal has a different idea as to what is here breed. M,y mother in law's little mutt probably couldn't get along with Clifford the Big Red Dog or Lassiebu  the animal inexplicably tolerates cats and adores humans of all ages. The grandchildren were all carefully taught how to interact kindly and gently with pets.  So my mother-in-law, challenged in some areas as she may be,  keeps her dog away from other canines. The grandchildren love the dog, the dog loves them, and  even I am mildly fond of the little mutt  though I don't profess any particular affininty for little yippy dogs.  More than ten years after having adopted the creature as a young street stray, the  dog has never hurt another creature, human or otherwise, nor has she been hurt by another. It's amazing what the smallest amount of common sense in raising a pet can sometimes accomplish.

[jilliannatalia]

4 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

That's what I heard. Maybe she's one of those messed-up kooks with a thing for jailbirds. Understandable. If I heard 3rd hand about some loser in the slammer, I immediately want to be buddies with him.

There's  probably a lot of money to be made in starting another of such dating or friends-with-whatever-conjugal-visits-can-be-arranged services.  Based on the P. T.  Barnum theory, supply and demand should have  ensured its existence already.

 

On 11/18/2017 at 3:43 PM, Brattinella said:

WOW I didn't even notice!  I'm so honored (honoured), thank you Angela!

I also must agree re: swaying Fat Albert.  He looked like one of those punchy toys that are bottom heavy. 

Congrats, Bratinella. It's a most-deserved honor.

[jilliannatalia]

12 hours ago, Zahdii said:

She might be one of those people who has learned to take care of her children, protect them, and provide for them, but missed the memo that the end result is those same children are supposed to be prepared to go out into the world and do the same for their own subsequent families.

 

Huh? Theay are? I thought the original mater familia or whatever one would call her continued with the job the best she could until she  grew too old and her descendants grew too large in number for it to be any longer possible, at which point "the systerm" would be forced to take over." That's the way it always seems to work in my neck of the woods.

5 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

That's what I heard. Maybe she's one of those messed-up kooks with a thing for jailbirds. Understandable. If I heard 3rd hand about some loser in the slammer, I immediately want to be buddies with him.

And why would you not (immediately want to be buddies with him, I mean)?

[jilliannatalia]

On 11/17/2017 at 3:47 PM, AuntiePam said:

She was hard to understand.  I think she said "custud" -- she dropped the y every time she said that word. 

I was surprised that her name is pronounced "Mar-kwet" -- I would have thought it was "Mar-kett".

It depends , I suppose, upon whether one is talking about a university or city with a French-pronounced name or if one is relying upon the phonics one learned inkindergarten or  first grade, and in the case of many of JJ's litigants, were damned lucky they even attended  kindergarten or first grade, much less learned any phonics while in attendance, much less learned that the French pronounce the name differently.

[jilliannatalia]

On 11/17/2017 at 4:33 PM, Spunkygal said:

When we get thrown out of the bar, let's make sure we misobey and you can take custard of my purse since I didn't borrow you any money. Then I can bail you out of jail even though you didn't axe me to, so why pay me back! But seriously, I do love Boston!

But the tax refund check didn't come yet, so the case cannot yet be bindingly arbitrated, nor did the bail money, which was supposed to go to someone's mother who was going to misdistribute itpback to everyone who claimed to have paid into it with payday loans.  JJ's not going to find in favor of anyone on this one. except maybe Byrd. And it hasn't yet been clarified as faar as who exactly was on who else's cell ohone plan here, either, or  how far in default the non-plan holder was, and whether the phone actually came WITH the plan, or it was yours (or someone else's own actual phone in the first place. And no one MEANT to get your cell phone wet and ruin it by pushing you into the pool while you were talking on it (while plugged into a charger). That's why it was called a ACCIDENT, which means no one should have to pay - bail. payday loans, phone damages, funeral costs, or anything else -  if it was just a accident, regardless of who had custard of the purse, the cell phone, or, for that matter, the corpse.

Edited November 21, 2017 by jilliannatalia
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[Sarcastico]

The Knife Fight.  Neshdae was so obese that she had trouble forming words.  I had a flashback to the plaintiff in the legendary Don't Fear the Repo case a few years back (Dynastasia?), who was so heavy that her eyes wouldn't fully open.  I had to struggle to understand her (Neshdae, I mean).  I thought Judy would too, but maybe she was easier to hear in the room than over the television set. 

I wasn't sure if those were whiskers or not.  I kept thinking they were scars or birthmarks or something else of a dermatological nature. 

And who was it who changed her story in the police report?  Neshdae's sister Nishemdura [spell?]? Or Neshdae herself?  And was there no hospital report?  How did the plaintiff survive being stabbed in the throat/neck twice?  Were no criminal charges filed?  Will these and other burning questions be answered in tonight's finale?

Oh, and before I forget: more Southerners who "live" in one place and "stay" in another! If Her Eminence would try to learn something about this, I think a lot of the cases would be less frustrating for her.

Daisyrain

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 with an itty-bitty piehole but huge arms that she just loves to display, 

was at least wearing a chic black cocktail dress for her television appearance!  And her piehole was very strange. Whenever it made an "O" sound, her lips went totally vertical, almost like Tweety Bird.  She also threw in a couple of "had wents" for good measure.

I loved the mouthy witness:

JUDY: You were carrying a gun?

MW: I have a concealed-carry permit!

JUDY: I don't care!

MW: You asked me!!!

I'll bet the CNA talks constantly to her coworkers of her nanny: "My nanny this, my nanny that, my nanny broke into my house."  They're probably so jealous!

The loan case which closed out the evening was almost a relief.  At least Maksim was pleasant to look at.

[TVismydrug]

7 hours ago, jilliannatalia said:

Huh? Theay are? I thought the original mater familia or whatever one would call her continued with the job the best she could until she  grew too old and her descendants grew too large in number for it to be any longer possible, at which point "the systerm" would be forced to take over." That's the way it always seems to work in my neck of the woods.

And why would you not (immediately want to be buddies with him, I mean)?

I watched a special about women dating prisoners on purpose, and one said, I always know where he is, and he can't cheat on me, interesting logic :)!

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, TVismydrug said:

I watched a special about women dating prisoners on purpose, and one said, I always know where he is, and he can't cheat on me, interesting logic :)!

They can also put a "Mrs." in front of their names, yet never have to deal with a "Mr." in person.

1 hour ago, Sarcastico said:

And her piehole was very strange. Whenever it made an "O" sound, her lips went totally vertical, almost like Tweety Bird.  She also threw in a couple of "had wents" for good measure.

That's it exactly, re: Piehole. It looked like invisible fingers were squeezing her cheeks. Megan tossed in a "had went" or two as well, IIRC.

After reading your summation of The Knife Fight and its participants, I think I'll take a pass on it. Holy shit.

[SandyToes]

^^   It might be fun to watch with the sound off, just to see the wild arrangement of letters that appear in the litigants "Name" labels.   I am anxious to hear why other sister and Mom had to be in court.  Family vay-cay!  Woo hoo!

I laughed at the description of how plaintiff "pulled a knife out of her bosom."  Just a great and under-utilized word, in my opinion. And then JJ sneaking around how the plaintiff-girlfriend ended up pregnant - "Was this a planned pregnancy"  "We discussed it."  "Was this one planned?"  "Um, no."  JJ astutely concluded that perhaps this is why former girlfriend is an ex and a little miffed!

I missed Daisy rain.  Dammit.

[Spunkygal]

36 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

They can also put a "Mrs." in front of their names, yet never have to deal with a "Mr." in person.

That's it exactly, re: Piehole. It looked like invisible fingers were squeezing her cheeks. Megan tossed in a "had went" or two as well, IIRC.

After reading your summation of The Knife Fight and its participants, I think I'll take a pass on it. Holy shit.

Don't you dare miss The Knife Fight and the suspicious facial hair! It is the stuff that JJ fans dream of!

[Sarcastico]

JJ also gave the Knife Fighters a lesson in the difference between a "physical altercation" and a "verbal altercation." When the litigants' stories started to go to the subject of altercations, Judy headed them off at the pass, so to speak, and gave a lesson.  Just so they were clear -- physical, or verbal?

[Brattinella]

The mugshot of Neshdae, if you are so interested.  https://arkansas.arrests.org/Arrests/Neshdae_Denson_22294379/

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, Brattinella said:

The mugshot of Neshdae, if you are so interested.  https://arkansas.arrests.org/Arrests/Neshdae_Denson_22294379/

Those are definitely not birthmarks; hair tends to grow in mirror images on both sides.  She's apparently sporting more testosterone than a lot of the male population of this country.

[basiltherat]

I hope today's episode (or one of you preverts) will explain to me how two lesbians have an "unplanned" pregnancy.

[TVismydrug]

49 minutes ago, basiltherat said:

I hope today's episode (or one of you preverts) will explain to me how two lesbians have an "unplanned" pregnancy.

I think the one with the throat cut, maybe forgot, she was a lesbian for a night? Maybe leading to her throat being cut? Just a theory, I feel like on some of these, there should be an after tell all show!

[AuntiePam]

Jennifer Shealy!  Is that what happens to your face when you lose all your back teeth?  I can't think of any other reason why someone would make their face do that.  If she had presented her case without the smirking, she might have drawn some sympathy. 

I wish I had a screen shot of one of the looks JJ gave her, like "What are you?"

[Guest]

I was thoroughly amused by Jennifer Shealy!

I honestly think the powers-that-be ought to strap a camera on her noggin and let the viewers live a 'day in the life of' Jennifer.  If that ever were to happen I would suggest that viewers take Dramamine.  She sure was working that chicken-neck, wasn't she?

If they gave that Honey Boo-Boo person a show, I don't see why Jennifer can't have one.

Call it "Oh Really?? With Jennifer Shealy."  And where else but on TLC.

[Brattinella]

We didn't get part 2 of the knife sisters! :(