Jeremy and Auj Poj

[Shmoopaloop]

17 hours ago, Absolom said:

It isn't like 69th percentile is exactly tall either.  She hasn't the sense to know when to be quiet.

Exactly what I was thinking! 

[Rap541]

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Is it just me, or does this seem like kind of a mean thing to brag about in this family when Jackson is a little person? I mean I'm glad she's healthy and growing but did she have to specify height?

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It isn't like 69th percentile is exactly tall either.  She hasn't the sense to know when to be quiet.

I hate having to defend the bitch but I feel like I must.

It's not Audrey's fault that her sister in law's child has a form of dwarfism. 

Since Audrey has been having feeding problems, that the child is at a "normal" percentage might feel like quite the accomplishment.

Ember is always going to be taller. Its not fair to expect her to always acknowledge Jackson, her cousin, and his disability.

Audrey has every right to be happy that her child is doing well, with putting an asterisk by everything with a *Cousin Jackson has dwarfism. 

I think we all understand that the cameras are going to be on Jackson and much less on Ember because Jackson is a little person and Ember isn't but I don't think it's fair to call Audrey out on a post that if ANY OTHER parent made it, it wouldn't be considered rude or unusual or out of line. She has every right to be pleased that her child is doing well and she isn't running down Jackson with this comment. It's not fair to expect everyone to dismiss Ember because Jackson is a little person and needs to be coddled. 

[ginger90]

1 minute ago, Rap541 said:

I hate having to defend the bitch but I feel like I must.

It's not Audrey's fault that her sister in law's child has a form of dwarfism. 

Since Audrey has been having feeding problems, that the child is at a "normal" percentage might feel like quite the accomplishment.

Ember is always going to be taller. Its not fair to expect her to always acknowledge Jackson, her cousin, and his disability.

Audrey has every right to be happy that her child is doing well, with putting an asterisk by everything with a *Cousin Jackson has dwarfism. 

I think we all understand that the cameras are going to be on Jackson and much less on Ember because Jackson is a little person and Ember isn't but I don't think it's fair to call Audrey out on a post that if ANY OTHER parent made it, it wouldn't be considered rude or unusual or out of line. She has every right to be pleased that her child is doing well and she isn't running down Jackson with this comment. It's not fair to expect everyone to dismiss Ember because Jackson is a little person and needs to be coddled. 

I get what you are saying. I would point out though, she didn’t mention weight, she mentioned height. Weight to me, would be the concern. ?

[Rap541]

I get you as well. I just can't see what Audrey said as a slam on Jackson. It's just not fair to expect her to downplay her child over things that other parents are allowed to brag about. 

[Absolom]

But the question with a person like Audrey is if the height was deliberate.  She's passive aggressive enough to do it.  No one would probably bat at eyelash at gained 3 pounds since birth, meeting all developmental goals, etc.  

[Rap541]

She is passive aggressive enough but at the end of the day, this is her first reference to the child's height and she's immediately being called out for daring to mention her child's height when she must absolutely always dance around the fact that her child's cousin is a dwarf and any time she mentions her child's height, she is absolutely no matter what making a cheap shitty remark about the dwarf cousin. She's literally not being allowed to mention it without being called a bitch.

I'm so not a fan of Audrey "Fucking Mean Bitch" Roloff but she's allowed to be happy about her kid hitting developmental goals like any other mother. 

Show me her comparing Ember to Jackson, or making a shitty passive aggressive comment about Jackson being a dwarf and I am on board. But the very first public comment about the baby's size after birth? I can't fault her for a comment all parents make.

[ponyglue]

Of course it’s her being tone deaf and just mean! 69th percentile does not a tall girl make, but she just couldn’t help but bring up height.  Classy.

[gonecrackers]

It's just odd that she married into a family of little people & posts her child's height after feeding issues. I would've fully understood a happy weight gain update, but height was odd especially given the family - oh, right, it's his 'former family'.

[Juliegirlj]

What a vapid, egomaniacal, out of touch with reality child Audrey is. Who gives a fuck how tall your kid is? No mention of weight percentile huh?! In all my years of nursing my own kids and caring for new mommies and babies I have never once heard a lactation consultant tell a healthy woman she probably won't be able to breastfeed( except for circumstances like breast cancer)  Yes, some women have challenges and have a difficult go of it. For Audrey everything she goes through is SO much more..... 

Put some warm clothes on your kid, get her out of that moldy house, and for that matter, put on some clothing yourself that is more breastfeeding accessible. 

Perhaps if these two numbnuts had established their home before she was halfway through a pregnancy they would be living comfortably in their finished home right now...

[AZChristian]

6 minutes ago, Juliegirlj said:

For Audrey everything she goes through is SO much more..... 

ALWAYS MORE!!!!

[Absolom]

9 hours ago, ponyglue said:

Of course it’s her being tone deaf and just mean! 69th percentile does not a tall girl make, but she just couldn’t help but bring up height.  Classy.

At that age the difference in 50th percentile and 69th is about a half an inch and within the range of error of measuring an infant.  As the pediatrician said, "It depends on how much you stretch them."

[Rap541]

I admit, I did wonder at the lactation specialist telling her she might not be able to breast feed. You'll forgive me for maybe applying a stereotype but all the breast feeding specialists I see tend to be "BREAST IS BEST! YOU TRY HARDER!" and not "well... you're probably not physically capable of being a real mom..." But then Audrey doesn't have a bitch point to brood over and be praised over - she's th emom who was told she couldn't feed her baby and she fouight and prayed and slapped her titty down the baby's throat to prove everyone wrong, to prove she IS THE BEST MAMA EVER!

[MoodyGirl]

On 11/15/2017 at 9:04 PM, Absolom said:

But the question with a person like Audrey is if the height was deliberate.  She's passive aggressive enough to do it.  No one would probably bat at eyelash at gained 3 pounds since birth, meeting all developmental goals, etc.  

Yes--I think this was passive aggressive.

Look, I know she's a proud mama and has a right to brag on her kid. I'm a mom of two and I get it.  But she could have snapped a picture of the appointment and made a whole list of comments like weight percentile, hitting milestones, got some more vaccines, whatever...but I think in this family, there should be a little sensitivity with height.

The fact that she did a hashtag with "tall girl" was what put it over for me. She could have just said here is the height and weight percentiles. And I would not have thought twice. She took it a step further. Which confirms she has the sensitivity of a rock. 

[Shmoopaloop]

Jeremy’s been oddly quiet on Instagram. 

[Tidbit]

10 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

Jeremy’s been oddly quiet on Instagram. 

Maybe he's busy working. Yes, that's sarcasm.

[beeziebee]

Is it just me, or does Ember sound like a stripper name?  Like Cinnamon.  

[Shmoopaloop]

4 hours ago, Tidbit said:

Maybe he's busy working. Yes, that's sarcasm.

And as I say all this, he proved me wrong and posted some video. Now the house is supposedly going to be ready by Thanksgiving. I just hope all the cabinets match this time. ?

[Natalie68]

On 9/28/2017 at 8:13 PM, MoodyGirl said:

Well here's the magazine pics finally. I guess they will start blasting out pics now:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/pictures/jeremy-and-audrey-roloff-introduce-baby-girl-ember-pics-w505703

Jeremy always looks like he smells badly.

[AZChristian]

5 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

Jeremy always looks like he smells badly.

In one of her shills for free products, she was going crazy over some sheets because they handled Jeremy's sweat so well.  I'm thinking a shower before bed would do that, regardless of what sheets one uses.

[Caracoa1]

They should rename the show "Little People Big World... and Jeremy".  

[ginger90]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbnqgjbAcMA/?hl=en&taken-by=audreyroloff

[Tidbit]

13 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbnqgjbAcMA/?hl=en&taken-by=audreyroloff

1. Quote from above, " I’ve been convicted on something lately." I'm guessing she means conflicted based on what follows.

2. Picture taken by Jer instead of their standby photographer, Dawn Photography. Maybe he is trying to restart his photography "career." 

3. Sales pitch about her "friend's" blankets at Sackcloth and Ashes. The company appears to have a social conscience.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

6 minutes ago, Tidbit said:

1. Quote from above, " I’ve been convicted on something lately." I'm guessing she means conflicted based on what follows.

I doubt it. "Convicted" is pretty common evangelical parlance, implying that the Holy Spirit is causing a person to feel guilty about a particular sin, often one that had been ignored or unrealized before. 

[Rap541]

Jocelyn, I have seen that usage of "convicted" among evangelicals as well, but this is a case where "conflicted" actually just makes more sense considering the context.

I found this  - 

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I know this might sound a little contradictory, cause here l am sharing this, 

amusing, because she's, you know, a *writer* and she thinks "cause"  in this usage is ok.

More importantly, I find it hilarious that she's instagramming (that's probably not yet a word) how conflicted or "convicted" she is on sharing her precious moments when she *really* should be spending every moment contemplating God and God's place in her life... only to make damn certain she gets in a lovely shill for product placement, complete with a photo of the blanket she's telling her followers to buy.

Even some of her followers are chiding her for the lovely thoughts on her love of Jesus that are immediately followed by a commercial. 

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I see what you're saying, @Rap541. What's probably tripping us up here is we're expecting Audrey to be logically consistent or use words coherently! ?

[AZChristian]

5 minutes ago, Rap541 said:

Jocelyn, I have seen that usage of "convicted" among evangelicals as well, but this is a case where "conflicted" actually just makes more sense considering the context.

I found this  - 

amusing, because she's, you know, a *writer* and she thinks "cause"  in this usage is ok.

More importantly, I find it hilarious that she's instagramming (that's probably not yet a word) how conflicted or "convicted" she is on sharing her precious moments when she *really* should be spending every moment contemplating God and God's place in her life... only to make damn certain she gets in a lovely shill for product placement, complete with a photo of the blanket she's telling her followers to buy.

Even some of her followers are chiding her for the lovely thoughts on her love of Jesus that are immediately followed by a commercial. 

You're right that "conflicted" is more contextually sensible, but - as you then point out - this "writer" probably doesn't understand that "cause" is also incorrect in the context she is using.  The bulb is not bright in this one.

And you're so right - "God has spoken and convicted me of not spending enough time with Him and His Word, so as soon as I get done writing this instagram note, I'm going to go wrap myself and my baby up in a wonderful blanket (available right now at a discount from a company who is paying me to advertise) and focus on Him.  

Oh - and I noticed your avatar.  Are you going to go see Dan in "The Man Who Invented Christmas"?  We saw the previews, and we're definitely going to see the movie.

[Rap541]

I am totally going to see Dan in "The Man Who Invented Christmas" - I'm pleasantly surprised (and amused) that he's managed to prove the naysayers wrong in his career choices. It seems like you can't turn your head without finding Dan in a movie or a tv show these days. 

To keep this on topic! Audrey should consider Dan Steven's example in removing his family from mention on his instagram/twitter. He clearly adores his three little ones and he pretty pointedly doesn't whore them out for product placement. 

[MoodyGirl]

So about her schilling products...I usually ignore all her young living essential oil crap...seems like a pyramid scheme. So I google it and the info about its founder is pretty shocking. Google Gary Young...the truth about him...multiple arrests, multiple marriages, etc. 

[Caracoa1]

Since Audrey is all about Always More....has she shared if her and Jeremy have done the deed since Ember's birth?  She is all about sacrifice and pleasing her man so I don't doubt we will be hearing about that!

[AZChristian]

4 minutes ago, Caracoa1 said:

Since Audrey is all about Always More....has she shared if her and Jeremy have done the deed since Ember's birth?  She is all about sacrifice and pleasing her man so I don't doubt we will be hearing about that!

I assumed that happened on their "date night" a couple of weeks ago.  More details I did NOT need to know.  LOL.

[Rap541]

Having not had a baby, I don't know the details but on Poldark, when the gross pastor who wed Morwenna against her will was forcing himself on her mere days after her torturous childbirth, handsome Dr. Ennys told him to cut that shit out for a bit... 

So has there been enough time for, I dunno, vagina healing?

More seriously, I took a look at Audrey's instastories this morning and good lord, there were a zillion little commercials for all sorts of expensive cute things!

I find myself wondering if they are filming at all. I begin to feel bad for Tory in that Tory got filmed right up to the day of birth while saintly Audrey didn't have her every bloated move and gripe documented. But then I remind myself that Audrey needed attention so bad that she managed splay out her belly, sitting crosslegged in her undies just to let the world see EVERYTHING.

[Juliegirlj]

Haha, classic Audrey: I won't be on social media as much cuz I'm seeking God, but, hey- buy this blanket for 20% off!!!!!! 

[Shmoopaloop]

1 hour ago, Rap541 said:

Having not had a baby, I don't know the details but on Poldark, when the gross pastor who wed Morwenna against her will was forcing himself on her mere days after her torturous childbirth, handsome Dr. Ennys told him to cut that shit out for a bit... 

So has there been enough time for, I dunno, vagina healing?

More seriously, I took a look at Audrey's instastories this morning and good lord, there were a zillion little commercials for all sorts of expensive cute things!

I find myself wondering if they are filming at all. I begin to feel bad for Tory in that Tory got filmed right up to the day of birth while saintly Audrey didn't have her every bloated move and gripe documented. But then I remind myself that Audrey needed attention so bad that she managed splay out her belly, sitting crosslegged in her undies just to let the world see EVERYTHING.

If memory serves me right, I believe the wait for sex is around 6 weeks or until your bleeding has stopped and/or your parts are healed enough, as determined by your Dr. But honestly, the lady bits are out of service for quite some time and the last thing a new mom feels like doing is getting down with her man. But, she's probably the type to submit to her man's desires, even if she doesn't feel like it. 

[MoodyGirl]

6 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

But, she's probably the type to submit to her man's desires, even if she doesn't feel like it. 

Yes I think she would be like that. Also I think Jeremy's Instagram post on beating 50 where he says he loves the quote do what you should do and the mood will follow is a dig at her. 

Ugh-aren't the Dugger women like that too--can't recall-but it seems like Michelle said something about submitting to her man even if you don't want. Gross. 

[Shmoopaloop]

Um, she just posted an Instastory in one of those lacy bras she’s been pushing this past week. I get it. You guys are all in bed taking a nap and probably breastfeeding, but I think showing that clashes with her modest Christian ideals. 

[Rap541]

So really, I saw that instastory and I genuinely have to question her need to post herself in her black lacy bra.

It absolutely clashes with her "I'm a MOMMA!" narrative because unless the baby is latching on or trying to... there's no reason for Audrey as a Christian to instastory herself in her black lacy bra. I'm not a prude but I am really fucking tired of Audrey's modesty bullshit. She doesn't like Amy sitting on Chris's motorcycle because she's appalled at how SEXUAL it is?

Well, Audrey honey? Cover up. Your tits, and your lingerie are your business and I am tired of you flashing your lingerie and sitting crosslegged in your undies and basically humping your daddy while six months pregnant because dancing around on the internet in your bra is CHRISTIAN and sitting crosslegged in your underpants is JESUS BLESSED and humping your daddy in a photo while six months pregnant is WORSHIP. 

Put a goddamn shirt on when you are posting online videos. You're a mother now. That means you're theoretically a grown up. Stop and think about how you are presenting yourself because I am not buying your "OMG I AM A MODEST CHRISTIAN THAT IS SO TOO SEXUAL!!!!" narrative as you strut about on line in your bra. 

[Katydid]

What strikes me about Auj and her "businesses" is just how unorganized she seems to be about it all. There is rarely a time I check Instagram when she hasn't posted numerous stories about some sale or product. It seems like she does it all day, when most of the other people I follow that have businesses online seem to post that sort of thing maybe once per day at the most, and it seems that there is some order to their day and work, if that makes any sense. It seems that she just furiously posts crap all day long. It's no wonder she feels "convicted" about her time spent on social media.

[spankydoll]

21 hours ago, Rap541 said:

So really, I saw that instastory and I genuinely have to question her need to post herself in her black lacy bra.

It absolutely clashes with her "I'm a MOMMA!" narrative because unless the baby is latching on or trying to... there's no reason for Audrey as a Christian to instastory herself in her black lacy bra. I'm not a prude but I am really fucking tired of Audrey's modesty bullshit. She doesn't like Amy sitting on Chris's motorcycle because she's appalled at how SEXUAL it is?

Well, Audrey honey? Cover up. Your tits, and your lingerie are your business and I am tired of you flashing your lingerie and sitting crosslegged in your undies and basically humping your daddy while six months pregnant because dancing around on the internet in your bra is CHRISTIAN and sitting crosslegged in your underpants is JESUS BLESSED and humping your daddy in a photo while six months pregnant is WORSHIP. 

Put a goddamn shirt on when you are posting online videos. You're a mother now. That means you're theoretically a grown up. Stop and think about how you are presenting yourself because I am not buying your "OMG I AM A MODEST CHRISTIAN THAT IS SO TOO SEXUAL!!!!" narrative as you strut about on line in your bra. 

I don't see a photo of her in lingerie. Was it on Instagram?

[Jaded]

4 minutes ago, spankydoll said:

I don't see a photo of her in lingerie. Was it on Instagram?

It was an Instastory on IG which is a video that only lasts for a limited amount of time.

[Rap541]

It was on her instastories so she may have removed it.

She was standing over the camera with her shirt undone and her bra very evident. 

As I said - I'm not a prude but I am also not the one harping on Christian modesty. I suspect it was one of those 'whoopsie" sorts of things but again... I'm not the one performing a ministry. 

[Shmoopaloop]

What I saw was the three of them in bed. Jer and Amber were napping and Auj quickly panned over to show her face and “oopsie” her black lacy bra. From what I saw, it was the only visible thing she had on. I’m not a prude either, and I never batted an eye at her in her bikini while pregnant, but the lacy bra + what she preaches was just too annoying. 

[Celia Rubenstein]

I didn't know doctors recommended itchy lace bras for mastitis sufferers.  Who knew.

[mythoughtis]

There is a reason why some areas of the house are called public while others are referred to as private.  I don’t need to see Audrey in her underwear in their bedroom in bed. Boundaries. 

[Rap541]

Boundaries and couple that with Audrey's whole little "well, bless ME, maybe I need to ease off the social media and connect to God more as I LOVE GOD and I want to connect to God blah blah blah... She obviously is talking the talk and not walking the walk as she continues to post and post and post on social media, complete with sexy bra shots. Remind me again, Amy sitting behind Chris on a motorcycle platonically was too "sexual" for Audrey to the point that she was just about having the vapors at the very idea of her child being exposed to Amy's sexual lifestyle. But Audrey in her lacy black bra in her bedroom is something she feels appropriate for the public to see?

[mythoughtis]

I am still totally unable to comprehend why these two are so so upset with Amy for dating. She didn’t want the divorce. She made that very plain. Matt wanted the divorce. Matt has a girlfriend- the same woman a lot of people think he had an affair with. Yet, these two don’t say 1 word to Matt.  

[Shmoopaloop]

44 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

I am still totally unable to comprehend why these two are so so upset with Amy for dating. She didn’t want the divorce. She made that very plain. Matt wanted the divorce. Matt has a girlfriend- the same woman a lot of people think he had an affair with. Yet, these two don’t say 1 word to Matt.  

Well, he’s the man, therefore superior in their eyes and the head of the household. And we can’t argue with Daddy Roloff, when he holds the keys to the farm. 

Audrey’s display of her bra makes me think back to when they were having that Beating 50 party (I think) and she was wearing a very tight, very low-cut dress. I recall her asking Jer if it was too much, or something along those lines, and him saying yeah with a look of disapproval. I find them so hypocritical. It’s ok to preach about Godliness and modesty, but hey, wear sexy outfits and post about your sex life. But, don’t ever be alone in a room with the opposite sex! ?

[AZChristian]

19 minutes ago, Shmoopaloop said:

Well, he’s the man, therefore superior in their eyes and the head of the household. And we can’t argue with Daddy Roloff, when he holds the keys to the farm. 

Roloff Farms, Inc., was split 50/50 in the divorce settlement.

[Shmoopaloop]

46 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Roloff Farms, Inc., was split 50/50 in the divorce settlement.

I still think he has more pull when it comes to the farm and Jeremy appeases him because of it. I think she’d probably be happy to one day move off the farm (or be bought out), as long as it’s her own decision and not forced upon her, like Matt has tried in the past. Amy’s all about that #secondact. And I don’t think she’s ever threatened to sell it, like Matt’s done. Control freak, that one.  

[Caracoa1]

Does Jeremy realize if he did inherit the farm outright, he would not be able to just play and do fun projects....he world have to actually run a working farm.  

[Willowsmom]

26 minutes ago, Caracoa1 said:

Does Jeremy realize if he did inherit the farm outright, he would not be able to just play and do fun projects....he world have to actually run a working farm.  

No. Daddy doesn't really  run the farm, why should Jer?