DollEyes April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 There are many fabulous things about RuPaul's Drag Race and the quotes are among them, to put it mildly. One of my favorites was from Season 4, when Willam responded to fellow contestant Phi Phi O'Hara's attack on her with a very blase' "Your tone seems very pointed right now." Another is from the Season 2 "reading" challenge, when Juju Bee said that her competitor Raven was "legendary," as in "leg" and "dairy." Post your favorite rants, raves and reads here. To quote Latrice Royale, "The shade, the shade of it all." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/
bunnywithanaxe April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Favorite line of all time: Tatiana: If you don't like me even though I put myself out there then I'm done. Which means I'm not gonna put myself out there. I'm not gonna conversate with you. I'm not gonna invest t---JuJubee: I think its 'converse'...Tatiana: Huh?JuJubee: Just say talk... 1 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-30180
Xazeal April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Everything that came out of Willam's mouth was pure gold, but even though I'm not a huge Latrice fan I would say the single best line of season 4 was: Moderator: Can you give us an example of a time when you made peace with someone you didn’t see eye-to-eye with?Latrice: About five minutes ago, I looked across at Miss O’Hara and realized that she was ugly. And I’m at peace with that. What really killed me was how Chad completely broke character when it happened. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-30404
heckkitty April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 (edited) "Nurse! Oh nurse!" Pretty much everything ever to come out of Willam Belli's mouth makes my day. OK, that could be read to be dirty, especially since I'm talking about Willam. I swear I didn't mean it that way. Edited April 10, 2014 by heckkitty 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-30522
bunnywithanaxe April 10, 2014 Share April 10, 2014 Speaking of Willam: Willam on Madame La Queer: : “Milan just danced circles around you and swiffered the floor with her taint!” 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-30531
marsha April 11, 2014 Share April 11, 2014 (edited) So, so many fantabulous quotes but I'll just start with this one from Miss Joslyn Fox, soon to be Miss Congeniality of Season 6 (oh, I betcha!) during the Comedy episode: "I Know that stand up comedy is not my cup of soup ... cup of tea ... cup a bowl of what? ... cup of tea. This is not my cup of tea." Edited April 11, 2014 by marsha Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-31299
evilandproud April 11, 2014 Share April 11, 2014 Sahara Davenport: She has left such an impression in this show, Miss Mystique, such an impression, oh my god. Raven: Well, she fell twice on the stage and left an impression in the stage. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-31330
ABitOFluff April 11, 2014 Share April 11, 2014 (edited) Love this thread! Willam's "Your tone seems very pointed right now" was awesome. I have used Detox's "I've had it, OFFICIALLY!" on more than one occasion. Sometimes it just says everything you want to say. Alaska had so many gems, but the one that still makes me laugh is, "I live for Chaz Bono. Chaz Bono came out of Cher's vagina." Edited April 11, 2014 by ABitOFluff 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-31354
DollEyes April 11, 2014 Author Share April 11, 2014 Sahara Davenport: She has left such an impression in this show, Miss Mystique, such an impression, oh my god.Raven: Well she fell twice onstage and left an impression in the stage. Speaking of Mystique, her most famous quote, to Morgan McMichaels: "I will whup you ass! Bitch, I am from Chicago!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-31370
ABitOFluff April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 (edited) Miss Alyssa Edwards: "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it." "It's not personal, it's drag." "I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous." "Don't get bitter, just get better." Edited April 13, 2014 by ABitOFluff 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-33136
Phinomenon April 13, 2014 Share April 13, 2014 Here from TWoP. Created an account here just for this thread. "Your mother's a Diva Bitch!!" ~Jujubee to Tatianna Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-33780
ABitOFluff April 14, 2014 Share April 14, 2014 Oh, I suddenly remembered another quote I use. Raven: "'Cause I'm a bitter bitch." Not really, but it's great when someone asks you if you want to get married someday. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-34052
heckkitty April 15, 2014 Share April 15, 2014 "Give me Chad Michaels or don't bother". Hee, hee. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-36869
Hannah Mia Razor April 18, 2014 Share April 18, 2014 Are we allowed to post images here? If not please spank my naughty wrists, but this quote from this season still cracks me up on a daily basis when I think about it. Also, "Backrolls?!" My husband and I also regularly quote Sharon Needles, "You don't know ANYTHING about fashion." When she all glumly got down off of the kitty scratching post during her magazine photo shoot. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-40650
heckkitty April 22, 2014 Share April 22, 2014 I don't like her anymore, but I had to snicker when Darrienne asked Joslyn had 8 bikinis she could borrow. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-44779
ABitOFluff April 24, 2014 Share April 24, 2014 "Why do you have a rat testicle?" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-46661
Braxton Hicks April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 Do you have a Significant Other that needs to drop a few pounds? Are you struggling to find a way tell them that their waistline is no longer a thing of perfect beauty? I find that a well placed "May I call you Jiggly?", gets the message across in a succinct and effective way. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-49488
YellsAlot April 30, 2014 Share April 30, 2014 Are we really going to leave out "I don't see you out there walkin' children in nature"? 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-54052
ABitOFluff May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 Hoping YouTube links are allowed here (I read the primer), here are Alyssa's catchphrases in one glorious performance. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-78716
JakeyJokes May 22, 2014 Share May 22, 2014 I always laugh when I think of Bianca yelling, "I'm stealing everything!" Other gems, from the top of my head: Bianca: Calm down, Beyoncé. Bianca: Trinity reminds me of an old friend I knew when I was in New Orleans. She's done. Bianca: Not today, Satan! Not today. Trinity: What I want to know is, how come no one's gonna congratulate us on how well we did? Darienne: Well, the vibe of the room was going a bit different .. Trinity: Oh, why, because for once none of y'all got a good critique? Bianca: Girl, I want to toast your nasty ass on that one!! Darienne: Stop hanging out with her! You're rubbing off on her! Ben de la Crème: Courtney might struggle with this challenge, because her bride is a real manly-man, and Courtney wears chap stick and mascara. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-84226
ratgirlagogo May 25, 2014 Share May 25, 2014 Lashawn Beyond: This is not Ru Paul's Best Friend Race! Although Tammie's Walking With Children In Nature is my favorite. With Willam's Your Tone Seems Very Pointed Right Now a close second. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-87685
DollEyes June 28, 2014 Author Share June 28, 2014 From Latrice Royale, the "5'Gs': "Good God, Get A Grip, Girl!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-161580
Dirtybubble June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 Latrice...."make the EAT IT!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-165891
zbornak August 7, 2014 Share August 7, 2014 "Give me my pocketbook, I'm leaving." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-269187
Haberdasher August 16, 2014 Share August 16, 2014 I've been quoting Bianca's "Not today, Satan," line whenever my mom's cat tries to attack my ankles. And I've been using her "you know good and God damn well" line a lot lately as well. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-294606
DearEvette October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Season 4 - Ep 1 (I am doing a rewatch right now cuz it is free with Amazon Prime) Milan: "Alisa was doing slo-mo girl. This is called drag race not drag waltz."- referring to Alisa Summer very tired looking LSFYL Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-464413
BrokenRemote December 9, 2014 Share December 9, 2014 The best part of LaShawn Beyond's "This is not RuPaul's Best Friend Race!" is that they showed the clip 1000 times, and each time she was wearing that kooky alien-headpiece thing, which is what sealed it for me. She was being so serious, and that thing on her head... How did I not know you guys were over here last season?!?! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-636981
radishcake December 9, 2014 Share December 9, 2014 Welcome BrokenRemote! We're glad you found us! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-637577
Rai December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 CALM DOWN, BEYONCE! Also, I legit once told a friend/colleague that her "tone seemed very pointed" when I was trying to delicately suggest her meeting etiquette was could stand improvement. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-640418
DollEyes December 15, 2014 Author Share December 15, 2014 Bianca: Trinity reminds me of an old friend I knew when I was in New Orleans. She's done. She's not "done," she's dead. Mystique wasn't one of my favorite queens, but one of her best moments was when she got in Morgan McMichaels' face with the line "Bitch, I am from Chicago!" Priceless! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-653225
CorgiNarnia February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 Sharon Needles arguing with Phi Phi: "Tired-ass showgirl." Phi Phi: "Go back to Party City where you belong!" Think this was in the same argument- Sharon: "I'm the future of drag." Election challenge, Dan Savage questioning Sharon about her platform, "What happens when you are down in the polls?" Sharon: "Oh, I like being down on a pole." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-862724
blaase March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 This isn't that great but It just made me bust out laughing. Alaska, talking to herself " How am I supposed to wear something so hideous??" Ivy " It will be like everything else you wear"... 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-881125
Dirtybubble March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 Ivy so rarely threw shade so, to me, the humor in that was that it was coming from her. I still HEART Ivy. I don't know if it's because I hear this quote all the time and it's not particularly funny but Bianca's "Really queen?!" is something I say myself constantly! But of course we can't leave out the QUEEN of all one liners Alyssa Edwards: "sityourassdownandshutthehellupbitch" just makes me giggle every time I watch that Untucked episode. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-882915
Watermelon March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 "Who uses fans anymore?" -Alaska, as Anna Wintour, while waving her fan around. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-886776
Haberdasher March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 I didn't think there were any Party City stores in the area I live in, but I saw one the other day when I was out and about, and I rolled down my car window in sub-freezing temperatures just so I could yell, "Go back to Party City where you belong!" So I guess that's now one of my favorite quotes. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-887764
Dirtybubble March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 "No T no shade no pink lemonade ". Jasmine 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-888033
NichD March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 Bianca made me laugh with practically everything she said last season. I particularly liked the closing of her standup routine: "I will show you versatility when Santino wins a sewing competition and Visage wears a fucking turtleneck. Ain't gonna happen!" And the line that's most fun to use in everyday life, Shangela to Stacy Layne Matthews: "Eat that chicken, you bitch." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-888285
Dandesun March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 "I don't know what the crab lady is doing in this lip synch but the bearded ho is turning it out!" 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-892378
ElectricBoogaloo March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 (edited) Ginger Minj: Of course Michelle Visage is going to judge you! It's. Her. JOB! Trixie Mattel: Is anybody not a dancer at all? Violet Chachki: I'm not not a dancer, but I'm not a dancer. Trixie Mattel: So are you a dancer? Sasha Belle: I like the scat. Ginger Minj: I bet you do. Ginger Minj: When I saw Jamal standing there, I just about flood my basement. Edited March 10, 2015 by ElectricBoogaloo 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-910058
JakeyJokes March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 Trixie (to Violet): OK, we need to be listening and not talking, because when we're talking, we're not what? ... Listening. Pearl: She's just mad because I'm pretty, and she looks like John Goodman in a wig. Kathy Griffin: Do not talk to a 53-year-old comedian about age, okay? You picked the wrong panel, bitch! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-923899
ElectricBoogaloo March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Jasmine Masters: Panties, bitch! Jasmine: You gotta pop them corns so the kids can eat. Jaidynn: It's gonna be a real drag show cause they're gonna have to drag me right on off the stage cause I ain't going home. No ma'am, no ham, no Pam, no cauliflower, no cornbread, no green beans. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-934662
Rai March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Calling Katya "Babereham Lincoln" was pretty much my deal last night. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-935619
Dandesun March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Trixie: Kasha Davis auditioned eighty-six times! She's been auditioning since 1930! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-935836
Dirtybubble March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 (edited) I can't remember the quote exactly but Ginger describing Kasha's voice as Paul Lynde & Ethel Merman having a love child had me howling! Edited March 25, 2015 by Dirtybubble 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-963272
dolphincorn March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 "Calm down, Mariah." -- Lucian Piane 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-964628
ElectricBoogaloo March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Miss Fame: I'm the glass half full. [Violet] is like the empty bottle you'd find next to the chair. Miss Fame: If you think it's funny, then present it in a comical way. Mrs. Kasha Davis: We're talking about Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis and she's like, "Who?" I'm educating this youngster. Katya: I'm not actually that young. I'm just ignorant. Ru:I don't know if the AARP covers death drops. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-985235
ElectricBoogaloo April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) Katya: Ginger's going to be the evil villain which is perfect because she's playing it like Ginger Minj as Danny DeVito as Tony Soprano as The Fonz as Michelle Visage. Violet: I'm supposed to hold a cake AND a drink while I do all of this? Ross: No one said it was easy. Michelle: Max, I asked you for one thing. What was it that I asked you for? Max: You asked me not to wear any grey hair. Michelle: I'm waiting and I'm becoming impatient. Ross: I couldn't disagree with Michelle more. I think if grey hair is your thing, then I don't think that's a bad thing. Michelle: And that's great but nobody's asking her to change. Just try something different. Ross: That's exactly what changing is. Michelle: I am not from Staten Island. I am from New Jersey. Merle: What's the difference? Michelle: We say our Rs, darling. Ross: Michelle, I cannot believe that you would say Max is predictable. Michelle: Oh, you don't know every week what she's going to look like? Ross: No! Michelle: Every week she's going to have a white face, grey hair, and a spot on her face. Ariane Grande: As somebody who always wears their hair the same way, I identify with Max. RuPaul: Would you ever do grey hair? Ariane: If it were in a ponytail. Edited April 7, 2015 by ElectricBoogaloo 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-1008876
Egg April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Kennedy: She died of first aid? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-1012196
Nena April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Jaidynn talking about crying so much on tv: That's what I get for making fun of Adore Delano 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-1012859
ElectricBoogaloo April 14, 2015 Share April 14, 2015 RuPaul: If you ain't got nothing nice to say about somebody, don't say nothing at all - or just ask Bianco Del Rio to say it for you. Katya: Snatch Game is the challenge that every fan of RPDR has been waiting for. We put on these giant latex frog costumes and we go through a fiery obstacle course. Katya: Snatch. [mouths VAGINA] RuPaul: Being kind is one thing, but being the winner is a completely different thing. I just want you to do what's in your best interest, not in the best interest of the other contestants. Katya: I'm trying to serve sexy and confident whore. Slutty cougar on the prowl, third rate Faith Hill impersonator. 80% sexy, 20% disgusting. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/4574-the-quotes-thread-the-library-is-open/#findComment-1033925
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