NFL Thread

[twoods]

WTF Kelce, way to almost knock out your coach. 

[emma675]

I HATE TONY ROMO.

Sorry, I had to get that out. 

[AimingforYoko]

Dre Greenlaw's out for the Niners, that's big.

[Bastet]

So Kelce shoved his coach while I was in the bathroom?  The only interesting thing to happen all game; great timing, bladder.

[Calvada]

2 minutes ago, BlackberryJam said:

But this game is kinda snoozy, or rather, just like any typical NFL game when I can’t watch red zone. 

To me, this game thus far is the epitome of the quality of the entire season - a lot of mediocre football occasionally interrupted by a great play.  We're almost halfway thru the 2nd quarter and the two punters are the contenders for MVP at this point.  

[DoctorAtomic]

They'll show it again.

[Calvada]

OMG - now Romo is singing?  Shut up, you idiot!  

[BlackberryJam]

That was a damn ugly intentional grounding.

You can see the Kelce Reid shove on Twitter.

 

That cut makes Kelce look like an out of control rage monster, so that’s an image issue for him, especially after he did so well on SNL.

[Bastet]

Just now, Calvada said:

OMG - now Romo is singing?

Dude sings worse than I do, and I couldn't carry a tune with a forklift.

[mojoween]

I have hated the 49ers since 1987, but I rooted for them hardcore when they were in the SB against the Ravens, so I thought the depth of my hatred had relaxed.  It hasn’t.

[Salacious Kitty]

2 minutes ago, mojoween said:

I have hated the 49ers since 1987, but I rooted for them hardcore when they were in the SB against the Ravens, so I thought the depth of my hatred had relaxed.  It hasn’t.

I've hated both teams since childhood. There is no winner 

[bluegirl147]

That was a nice play.

[meowmommy]

1 minute ago, bluegirl147 said:

That was a nice play.

After an incredibly stupid penalty.  If you don't have discipline in the SB, you're never going to have it.

[DoctorAtomic]

Dude who threw the TD pass had 6 years to throw. 

Good job producers playing Run DMC.  

[bluegirl147]

Jesus can there ever be a SB that I don't have to see Tom Brady?

[Lamb18]

I don't mind Romo when is explaining how a play works.

[DoctorAtomic]

Shogun looks amazing. That was *the* miniseries to watch when it first aired. 

[BlackberryJam]

I have no dog in this fight, but trickery is always fun.

That penalty was so stupid.

Okay…that idiotic Affleck/Lopez/Brady/Damon commercial made me laugh.

[Bastet]

Just now, BlackberryJam said:

Okay…that idiotic Affleck/Lopez/Brady/Damon commercial made me laugh.

I liked her delivery on "We talked about this".

[twoods]

I wonder how many more commercials Brady will be in. The Dunkin commercial was pretty hilarious- gotta hand it to Ben Affleck for not being afraid to make fun of himself.

[meowmommy]

Just now, bluegirl147 said:

Jesus can there ever be a SB that I don't have to see Tom Brady?

I've counted him twice already.  And the first commercial, pushing a gambling site, doesn't seem like a good look for part-NFL franchise owner/soon-to-be NFL announcer.

But I'll take any commercial with Matt Damon in it.

[mojoween]

1 minute ago, bluegirl147 said:

Jesus can there ever be a SB that I don't have to see Tom Brady?

Right?  He’s been in two ads that I’ve seen so far, and that is three too many.

Matt Damon was funny though.

[DoctorAtomic]

Yeah, KC is beating themselves, but the SF lines are dominating. 

[Magog]

49ers are up 10-0 right now. Gee, I wonder how Kyle Shanahan can possibly choke this one away?

[DoctorAtomic]

How about them donuts? I'm so sorry.

[mojoween]

Remember in the middle of the season when everyone said that San Francisco was done done dun done?  I miss those days.

[meowmommy]

Some kind of Super Bowl when the wide receiver has thrown more touchdown passes than either of the starting quarterbacks.

[AimingforYoko]

3 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Remember in the middle of the season when everyone said that San Francisco was done done dun done?  I miss those days.

Yeah, that must've been a scary couple of weeks for Niners fans.

[meowmommy]

2 minutes ago, AimingforYoko said:

Yeah, that must've been a scary couple of weeks for Niners fans.

I miss those few minutes two weeks ago where Detroit had a 24 - 7 lead...

[BlackberryJam]

Who approved that “passing the baton” graphic? FIRE THAT GUY.

Also, fire Tony Romo. His voice is like listening to a Brillo pad and his analysis is shit.

[meowmommy]

2 minutes ago, BlackberryJam said:

Also, fire Tony Romo. His voice is like listening to a Brillo pad and his analysis is shit.

Tony:  "This is four down territory."

Jim:  "Are you out of your fcking mind??"

They kick the FG.

[DoctorAtomic]

Maybe later in the game you might go for it, but you have to get those first points on the board. 

 

[Bastet]

Off to make spinach, artichoke, and cheese dip; see you in the second half.

[Lamb18]

Just had a commercial about a local lawyer - I wonder how much he forked out for the spot.

[Calvada]

2 minutes ago, meowmommy said:

Tony:  "This is four down territory."

Jim:  "Are you out of your fcking mind??"

They kick the FG.

I'm sort of meh about Jim Nantz, but I LOVED him there.  Everyone across America is screaming "take the points" but the football genius Tony Romo seems to think in a 10-0 game the Chiefs should go for it.  This is the best CBS can do?   

[Lamb18]

2 minutes ago, Bastet said:

Off to make spinach, artichoke, and cheese dip; see you in the second half.

Off to get clothes out of the dryer.

[BlackberryJam]

Laundry folded and socks matched. So the first half wasn’t a total waste of time.

I don’t care about phone cameras or new apps.

There can’t be much halftime analysis to be had, but JJ Watt does it for me in that “big farm boy” kinda way. 

I miss Phil Simms’ being homoerotic while calling games. 

5 minutes ago, Bastet said:

Off to make spinach, artichoke, and cheese dip; see you in the second half.

Recipe?

Edited February 12 by BlackberryJam

[bluegirl147]

Just now, Calvada said:

I'm sort of meh about Jim Nantz, but I LOVED him there.  Everyone across America is screaming "take the points" but the football genius Tony Romo seems to think in a 10-0 game the Chiefs should go for it.  This is the best CBS can do?   

Maybe CBS can switch out Romo for Greg Olson.

[Popples]

1 minute ago, Lamb18 said:

Just had a commercial about a local lawyer - I wonder how much he forked out for the spot.

I did, too. I was like, "Damn, they have Super Bowl money? How much money do their clients actually get?"

 

BRING ON USHER!

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, Popples said:

I did, too. I was like, "Damn, they have Super Bowl money? How much money do their clients actually get?"

 

BRING ON USHER!

Do you live in Vikings territory?

[Salacious Kitty]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Do you live in Vikings territory?

That spot was probably offered to all markets for cheaper rates. 

[DoctorAtomic]

Why is Usher's mic turned down?

[mojoween]

Wonder how the players feel about these dancers tramping all over the field.

This red corset is doing all sorts of uncomfortable things to Alicia’s top half.

Edited February 12 by mojoween

[Red Bridey]

It's not bad enough you play the tuba but you have to DANCE while playing it? 

[bluegirl147]

Just now, mojoween said:

Wonder how the players feel about these dancers tramping all over the field.

I thought the same thing.

[BlackberryJam]

Love the brooch, but the fit on those pants is shit. They should not be baggy in the hips. 

That is one hell of a piano, but again, fit issues in the bustier. It’s cutting her.

 

 

[Popples]

5 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Do you live in Vikings territory?

Washington, DC Metropolitan area.

[Red Bridey]

I'm an old, who are these people?

[mariah23]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

I'm an old, who are these people?

Alicia Keys and Cee Lo Green

[Raja]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

It's not bad enough you play the tuba but you have to DANCE while playing it? 

Of course in this situation you're not actually playing. For the dancing they don't expect you to be Usher