S09.E13: Jill's Wedding

[pinkelephant3]

The way Jill looks at Jim boob is a little creepy

[Adeejay]

A tear came to my eye when Joy ran up to Jill and told her that she loves her. Jill comes across as really clingy. I don't understand why they couldn't wait to see each other.

[bren70]

lolz at the asian woman taking pictures with 2 phones with her hands up in the air in the background 

[Brooklynista]

That's quite an aggressive piano player.

Maybe decaf next time?

[lottiedottie]

Michelle's hair is FULL ON 1987. She took extra time that day.

[SoSueMe]

Michelle needn't fear that she will be defrauding anyone at Jill's wedding. 

[emmoroco]

what was with that "here comes the bride" organ playing?!  omg it was AWFUL.

[Zanzibar]

That's quite an aggressive piano player.

Maybe decaf next time?

 

I believe that is Erin Bates.

[bren70]

I actually think they're a great couple but it still blows my mind that they're getting married in like 20 minutes and they still have to do a side hug.......yet then as soon as they say "I do" they can go have sex.  Side hug....20 minutes....sex.  It just seems like such an extreme change to happen in one day!

[emmoroco]

also, why do tons of them, including the officiant, say the words, "And so," - it drives me BATTY.

[NJRach]

Why are Boob and Mullet giggling/laughing during the ceremony?

 

That is definitely Erin Bates playing the piano. It sounds so over the top.

 

[bren70]

The producers really should encourage them to use different adjectives once in a while.  Everything is "exciting".  The older girls use the word "exciting" pretty much to describe anything and everything they see or do.

[Joan van Snark]

Where in the holy fuck is cousin Amy????????

 

What happened behind the scenes?  Don't see aunt Deanna either!

 

Oh God Erin this is a wedding not a baroque piano massacre.  Don't see the other Bates either.

Edited October 29, 2014 by Joan van Snark

[RandomX]

That organ playing was more Ride of the Valkyries than Here Comes the Bride.

[SoSueMe]

The producers really should encourage them to use different adjectives once in a while.  Everything is "exciting".  The older girls use the word "exciting" pretty much to describe anything and everything they see or do.

And I was glad they let us all know how "amazing" everyone looked.

[lottiedottie]

That organ playing was more Ride of the Valkyries than Here Comes the Bride.

ROFL~ You are killing me!

 

Yeah, where is Amy?

 

Has Michelle shed a single tear? She keeps smiling like an insane person.

Edited October 29, 2014 by lottiedottie

[RedKoolAide]

Amy and Aunt Deanna were in the bridal suite with everyone else. Amy was wearing a teal dress and Deanna was wearing a darker blue dress. They both looked happy for Jill.

I feel so sorry for JoyAnna. She looked completely heartbroken.

Edited October 29, 2014 by RedKoolAide

[RandomX]

Why are Boob and Mullet giggling/laughing during the ceremony?.

The little kids on the stage steps were acting up. Josie looked like she was ready to hurl her sign ninja-like into the audience.

[pinkelephant3]

Where in the holy fuck is cousin Amy????????

What happened behind the scenes? Don't see aunt Deanna either!

Oh God Erin this is a wedding not a baroque piano massacre. Don't see the other Bates either.

She was seen super quickly in the dressing part

[Joan van Snark]

 

Amy and Aunt Deanna were in the bridal suite with everyone else. Amy was wearing a teal dress and Deanna was wearing a darker blue dress. They both looked happy for Jill.

Oh thanks I totally missed them.  I figured Amy would have wormed her way to a camera to comment within 5 minutes of arriving.

[mimionthebeach]

I think Boob and MEchelle were laughing at the flower girls, who for some reason weren't just sitting picture perfect through the ceremony taking place behind them. Huh, go figure.

 

Also, I did see Amy come into the bridal suit and hug Jill. She was wearing a sleeveless teal dress.

[RedKoolAide]

Super awkward, Derick! That kiss was a mess.

[NausetGirl]

I'm enjoying this more than i thought I would. Theyvactually avoided repeat content, not as predicted.

 

Yes, but Boob said "I can't believe Jill is all grownup..."  I can't believe I'm going to be giving Jill away..." about 600 times.  What a colossal ham...

[pinkelephant3]

That kiss was super awkward!

[cereality]

Cousin Amy was shown for one brief second -- hugged Jill when she came out with her dress on and her sisters/mom were staring at her. The Seewalds are sitting behind the Duggars at the wedding. The Bates are in attendance -- Erin at the piano, Chad was one of the photographers for the first look, and Gil and Kelly were shown for one second at the rehearsal. Joy and Jana were really teary during the ceremony, esp Joy.

[emmoroco]

j-bob had to be the one to say "you may kiss your bride? srsly?!!

[Brooklynista]

Why are we running ?

Is this the big escape from Jim and Michelle?

[emmoroco]

Yes, but Boob said "I can't believe Jill is all grownup..."  I can't believe I'm going to be giving Jill away..." about 600 times.  What a colossal ham...

more like colossal beef patty.

[lottiedottie]

OMFG! Josh is so gross, grabbing Anna and laying that sloppy kiss on her!

[trimthatfat]

The kiss was just as awkward as I thought it would be. Is there a reason why these couples don't talk it out before the first kiss? 'Hey, you go right, I go left?'. The frantic running out of the church was also awkward. I just...yeah.

[NJRach]

Oh. God. No. I can't believe what I just witnessed. Did Josh just run out into the aisle, grab Anna and grope/smooch her????

 

[3girlsforus]

I saw it a bunch of times on the commercial but now that it's officially been on the show I can say it..... It is creepy and sick to have the dad say 'You may kiss the bride' like that. It felt like he was her pimp.

[cereality]

Why is everyone sprinting back down the aisle -- WTH!?

[RedKoolAide]

Ben is so stupid it's painful. Jessa and Ben have too much airtime.

[Andrews m]

Glad others mentioned Erin's playing. I always thought it sounded as though she learned her classical technique from a deranged lounge player.

[lottiedottie]

That kiss was super awkward!

This is why we kiss before we get married. Otherwise, you looks like a dumbass.

 

My 9 year old just said "I wonder if they secretly kissed once" and I have to say, after seeing that kiss on the altar, the answer is NO.

[Andrews m]

If Derick was looking forward to good food, he was at the wrong wedding.

[SoSueMe]

Okay, Anna is grossing me out.

[mimionthebeach]

Yes, but Boob said "I can't believe Jill is all grownup..."  I can't believe I'm going to be giving Jill away..." about 600 times.  What a colossal ham...

 

I know, right? I'm glad I chose "autonomy" as my drinking word or I'd need my stomach pumped by now.

[Andrews m]

Is it normal for the machatunim (in laws) to refer to each other as "Misses and Mister" in fundie culture? I have never seen this anywhere else.

[lottiedottie]

All snark aside, I have to say, I like Derickdillard. He seems like a sweet guy.

[RandomX]

Oh. God. No. I can't believe what I just witnessed. Did Josh just run out into the aisle, grab Anna and grope/smooch her????

And then did an Animal House worthy whoop & fist pump.

[EtheltoTillie]

Glad others mentioned Erin's playing. I always thought it sounded as though she learned her classical technique from a deranged lounge player.

She reminds me of that crazed bouncy piano player they used to have on the Lawrence Welk show. She never varies from the uptempo ragtime sound . for a wedding march no less.

[Joan van Snark]

Well this season really taught me that I don't care for Jill.  I can't put my finger on it but she just has this attitude like she is the 'ordained' sister and is better than the rest of them.  And I'm sorry, but she really didn't look that good at all.  I hope this is the end of her boring talking heads.  She isn't very bright and has no skill at putting together complete sentences (ummm, yeah, like...yeah! awesome!)  Poor Derrick is so awkward but at least I think he's a decent guy.  Too bad he's married into a circus of fame whores.  

 

Josh that kiss was so gross.  Poor sweet Jana--she is my favorite--I hope she finds true happiness some day.

Edited October 29, 2014 by Joan van Snark

[PityFree]

Michelle is so gross. She looks ridiculous and dirty/greasy.

lame looking floats. No whipped cream?

Edited October 29, 2014 by PityFree

[Brooklynista]

Did she just lick cake off of his fingers?

Alright Jill! That's a bit advanced right there. She's got the hang of sexy times already.

[EtheltoTillie]

Wow, Josie was waving her tray around, and then she just got up and walked away in the middle of the vows. Cams did not show what happened next.

Stampede out of the church was hilarious. They wanted to have some alone time for more smooching. But the others started running too.

Where was Josiah?

Edited October 29, 2014 by GussieK

[RedKoolAide]

Michelle and Jim Bob are super creeps. They can't let Jill and Derickdillard have the spotlight at all. Everything has to come back to their wedding 30 years ago. Shut up!

And can Jill and Derick enjoy sex for a night without feeling pressured by their family to procreate?

[NJRach]

GROSS - talking about babies already!! Anna saying there should be some nieces and nephews soon, after seeing the first kiss. Do the fundies sit around with sex scorecards?

[truthtalk2014]

The little kids on the stage steps were acting up. Josie looked like she was ready to hurl her sign ninja-like into the audience.

Yea that was a dumb move - giving Josie something to sit still with.  

I think from MEchelle's eyes, she was ready to whip out the ruler and do some blanket training.  Sorry lady- you let your Miracle run wild 24/7 - you can't expect her to sit still for a wedding.

 

Instead of concentrating on Jill, MEchelle was smiling at Josie as she licked her finger- as if it were cute.  Josie is such a brat. 

 

OH wow- Just saw that Miracle had to come off the stage!  I'm sure MEchelle will whisper to her what a miracle she is during the final part of the ceremony.  She should have used some of that duct tape to secure Miracle to that stage.

Edited October 29, 2014 by truthtalk2014