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This show, I can't even. I am so addicted, but it's so awfully bad. Horrendous. I can't stop laughing. Many points that don't make much sense to me: - they have, for the majority of their lives, not had an outhouse? I know people who have lived off the grid and they all have had outhouses. Why would you not have an outhouse? - the jackets/gear. What is the deal with not having warm enough clothing, they do not look like they should be in the backwoods of Alaska, by any means. I mean, get some rain gear, ditch the leather jackets (how the hell can you work in a stiff heavy leather jacket?). Get some bog-type boots. I could go on (obviously). - where'd the kid's tattoo come from if they have been living in the bush for so damn long? I guess he could have gotten it while in Ketchican. - the cleaning of their bodies in the creek - they seriously can't figure out how to wash themselves solo? They said, specifically, that they help each other, and there's a scene with one kid splashing the other kid's hair (I say kid...) - How are they going to make it through winter with no root cellar of food? Eventually, the Great Value cans of beans will run out. - Why would they pick the most area with the most densely populated brown bears in the world? I mean. Zero sense, here, folks. - the accents. What is with the accents? The parents do not have these ridiculous sounding accents. Biggest question of all, this week: WHERE IS BAM? Did he magically get off the island?

and dedecker is GOING FOR THE PUMPKIN MAN?! She has no standards. None.

My video/live feed watching really blows for my computer... what happens on the live feeds (in general, ish?) Also, Rob looks crazy when he's yelling at that pumpkin dude... wtf? I know he ditched Dedeker bc of jealousy over this guy, but, the guy also looks almost more crazy than Rob bc he knows all sorts of ridiculous information about Dedecker and Rob... what in the world...

more like colossal beef patty.

j-bob had to be the one to say "you may kiss your bride? srsly?!!

also, why do tons of them, including the officiant, say the words, "And so," - it drives me BATTY.

what was with that "here comes the bride" organ playing?! omg it was AWFUL.

she said she was having her period. how do they deal with that in the middle of no where, and keeping her hands clean, etc? Someone on another episode in the past said they were menstruating, too, so, I'm curious.

I really did not want them to come in the place they did for the first episode!! They bother me, for some reason. The cockiness, probably? Either way, they've got to go, somehow!

Maybe they were doing surrogacy without meeting the woman who was to be carrying their child or something? I don't even know if that's a thing. Either way, I am curious to know where the second season goes, and I kind of hate MTV for this show because it's totally my guilty pleasure.

Forgive me, as I have not read all responses. But, maybe they were having trouble conceiving and hired a surrogate. Maybe they started the fertility treatments for Lori and Elizabeth became pregnant at the same time? So then they'd be "twins" (except, not, unless that was insanely accurately planned by doctors, but I doubt it), but very very close in age. That would give Elizabeth a pregnancy photo around the time of Taylor/Carter. However, as a PP has stated, it doesn't make sense because then obviously Lori would be the go-to when one of the kids went missing... hmmm..

I'm wondering about the medication/diagnosis reference in the file, too. has it been actually confirmed that Sonya's character has aspergers/autism? Obviously that's what they allude to. Beardless Linder is positively swooooooon worthy. Whoa!

also if someone handed my child a mason jar of uterine lining, I would go apeshit crazy on them. Bodily fluids, no thanks!!!

This particular episode drove me insane. I am all for teaching my child the proper name for the parts he has, but I don't obsess over them. This woman is borderline abusive. There's nooo need. Even teaching about uteruses, and where babies come from, I don't care... but vulva puppets and sex toys out where the child can use them as a phone? Seriously? Not okay.

I feel like Asia's mother totally ignores the younger kid. That family is going to have issues in a few years when the younger one starts to act out because she's basically ignored and has no relationship with her mother, I bet.