S14.E3: Life's a Beach

[ZettaK]

Kathy's beach getaway promises to be a luxurious escape but it's far from smooth sailing; PK's sudden silence causes Dorit to open up to Bozoma.

First aired on 12/3/2024.

[Straycat80]

I guess Erika’s money woes are over. She just got a Porsche.

Kathy driving in a convertible while eating a banana and wearing that ugly bucket hat is everything. 

[WaltersHair]

Kathy Hilton is the grandmother that shows up with expensive gifts that may not be entirely what you want, but you wear it anyway. I see a few things that might end up on the Real Real or Poshmark.

[Stats Queen]

Really annoyed the Erika is showing off her expensive new car since she lived off I’ll gotten gains for years.

[Pi237]

Wow, Ericka still flaunting wealth like she had no hand in ripping off her husbands clients.  Whether she knew or not, she directly benefited from his thievery. Yet, still shows no sign of empathy or guilt. She's so gross.

And now Kathy's on her redemption tour as well.  Sorry, quirky isn't cute on her anymore now that we know what she's really like. 

Good for Garcelle's son. He's a good looking kid. 

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Really annoyed the Erika is showing off her expensive new car since she lived off I’ll gotten gains for years.

I thought with time and lack of indictments, I'd feel better about Erika. Just hasn't happened. I had a negative physical reaction to her getting that car.

[FlyingEgret]

Who was the lady in pink driving around with Kathy? Garcelle seemed more excited to see her than Kathy...

[WaltersHair]

I only now realized that 'She of the Lips That Must Not Be Named' is missing from a KH party.  No one appears to be terrified that she'll freak out on them and need to barricade themselves in a bedroom.

[RealHousewife]

That Tom Cruise lookalike was really impressive. 

[Straycat80]

5 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Who was the lady in pink driving around with Kathy? Garcelle seemed more excited to see her than Kathy...

I think a friend or her assistant.

This looks like a fun trip. I’ll bet Dorito screws it up by picking a fight with Kyle. I know everyone hates Kyle but I don’t, I’d like to see her and Mo get back together and she acts like she would like that as well.

Dorito is so angry that PK is done with her and their marriage. She’s taking it out on Kyle. And I know Kyle has been an asshole to her too. 

[Steph J]

Erika doesn't understand why Garcelle didn't marry Sean Penn? Really? Sean Penn? I can count on no hands the number of good things I've ever heard about Sean Penn.

[Keywestclubkid]

Well we now officially know how Jennifer Tilly is loaded .. I mean Simpsons money ain’t something to laugh at 

[RealHousewife]

I will think of this anytime someone mentions being a poker player.

[Pi237]

Boz cheated lol 

[SweetieDarling]

My earlobes are having sympathy pains for how Dorit's are being stretched by the weight of those earrings!

[Straycat80]

I still don’t understand why Dorito is so upset. She’s  acting like Kyle gave a dog away to a kill shelter…oh wait. 

[politichick]

Not an Erika fan but did laugh at her admitting that she is definitely "coveting thy neighbors' goods."

Also not a Kathy fan, but enjoyed watching her deliver the suitcases.

Kyle and Dorit are such Debbie Downers! Why did they have to spoil the first night dinner?

Single Mo is living his life and loving it!!!

Edited December 4 by politichick
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[bosawks]

I didn’t think it was possible that Dorit’s divorce would be more boring than Dorit’s marriage and yet here we are….

[RealHousewife]

I'm good with Dorit letting Kyle have it. Kyle has been rude and snappy to Dorit for so many years, and she looks for reasons to have issues with her. Not jumping to Teddi's defense after Kyle already did was a huge deal too? Come on. 

[Stats Queen]

Just now, RealHousewife said:

I'm good with Dorit letting Kyle have it. Kyle has been rude and snappy to Dorit for so many years, and she looks for reasons to have issues with her. Not jumping to Teddi's defense after Kyle already did was a huge deal too? Come on. 

Oh dear lord, Kyle STFU - now you’re just making up stuff as an excuse to be mad at Dorit. 

Teddi being mentioned a Bravo con - dear Lord.

 

[Thumper]

Those hats were awful. Don’t tell me they were designer???

I hope she didn’t make everyone wear them.

 

 

[njbchlover]

52 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Erika doesn't understand why Garcelle didn't marry Sean Penn? Really? Sean Penn? I can count on no hands the number of good things I've ever heard about Sean Penn.

And, of course, Erika would only be interested in marrying the guys that have money. 

It would never have crossed her mind that Garcelle may have actually married for love.

Ever the gold digger, Erika!!!  

Oh, and yeah - we'd all love to hear about how nasty Tom got about the divorce, especially since you kept trying to shove the "dementia" diagnoses down our throats for the last two years, and how Tom didn't really know what was happening or going on.   We all know that Andy will bring that up at the reunion, wanting the dirty details.

Didn't she file for divorce after he entered the memory care facility?  And, do we know if her divorce is final yet, or is that awaiting the outcome of the other lawsuits against him, so she can get a settlement?  

[njbchlover]

57 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I'm good with Dorit letting Kyle have it. Kyle has been rude and snappy to Dorit for so many years, and she looks for reasons to have issues with her. Not jumping to Teddi's defense after Kyle already did was a huge deal too? Come on. 

While I agree that not jumping to Teddi's defense is a lame excuse, I really have to question why, all of a sudden, has Dorit grown a backbone with regards to Kyle?  Besides, Kyle, of all people, should know that Dorit was very, very jealous of Teddi, and Teddi's friendship with Kyle, and with LVP, in Teddi's first season.  It was obvious to the viewers - it had to be obvious to Kyle.

For the past nine years (edit - maybe for the past six or seven years-ever since Dorit burned down the bridge that was her friendship with LVP), Dorit has been perfectly content to be up Kyle's ass no matter what.  Why now, is Dorit so furious with Kyle?  Why haven't there been conversations like this before? 

If they were supposedly such good friends, why no heart to heart, off-camera  talks about all of the wrongs Kyle supposedly imparted on Dorit?  And, if there were sooo many fucking wrongs, why keep coming back for more?  Why not just back off from Kyle completely?  

In my opinion, Dorit kept quiet about all of this because Kyle was her link to possible entry into another level of Beverly Hills social status that Dorit so desperately wanted to belong, and mainly, as her link to keeping her diamond and staying on the show.  So, now, Dorit, is technically using Kyle again, as a way to stay on the show - by fighting with Kyle, she has a secondary storyline (because her separation is boring and probably happened last season).  

Contrary to popular opinion, I am not a fan of this "new" Dorit.  This whole new persona feels performative and fake to me.  But, it's interesting, because I don't think we've ever seen the "real" Dorit on TV, ever, so maybe she really is this person, in real life.  

Edited December 4 by njbchlover

[twilightzone]

1 hour ago, Steph J said:

Erika doesn't understand why Garcelle didn't marry Sean Penn? Really? Sean Penn? I can count on no hands the number of good things I've ever heard about Sean Penn.

Because Garcelle is NOT Erika.  Sean Penn is a big name to Erika, but Garcelle has worked with a lot of big names.

The world of celebrity and Hollywood is something Erika has always desperately wanted to be part of.  But she never had the talent.  It's why she ended up in a loveless marriage with someone 30+yrs older.  He was a meal ticket.  No one else in the industry was going to bankroll Erika Jayne.  She couldn't even get a call back from the Young and Restless. 

[njbchlover]

Okay - I don't know if anyone else is watching WWHL.  Kathy Hilton is on, with Nikki Hilton as the "guest bartender".  Kathy has to be one of the most stupid people I think I've ever seen.  She couldn't follow Andy's directions for a simple "describe this item" game...she had no idea what to do, and didn't even know what a snowglobe was actually called.  She didn't understand the whole "Mazel" and "Jackhole" of the day - I don't think she knows the definition of either of those two words.

There was one time when the camera flashed on Nikki, and you could see the embarrassment on her face.

If I didn't know better, I would almost think that she is in the beginning stages of early onset Alzheimers' - and, I don't say that lightly!  

I'm beginning to wonder if the "ditzy rich lady" schtick isn't really a schtick. 

Edited December 4 by njbchlover

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Thumper said:

Those hats were awful. Don’t tell me they were designer???

I hope she didn’t make everyone wear them.

 

 

Well, I'm guessing you don't want to spend $265.00 on a foldable, packable straw hat?  

https://lornamurray.com.au/products/roma-luxe-capri?srsltid=AfmBOopn4zVweUXskQLpvyeCyP1Vd95KUEiNsHfKug0SO8AhxjQwCDs4

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Okay - I don't know if anyone else is watching WWHL.  Kathy Hilton is on, with Nikki Hilton as the "guest bartender".  Kathy has to be one of the most stupid people I think I've ever seen.  She couldn't follow Andy's directions for a simple "describe this item" game...she had no idea what to do.  She didn't understand the whole "Mazel" and "Jackhole" of the day - I don't think she knows the definition of either of those two words.

There was one time when the camera flashed on Nikki, and you could see the embarrassment on her face.

If I didn't know better, I would almost think that she is in the beginning stages of early onset Alzheimers' - and, I don't say that lightly!  

Anybody remember Kathy’s reality show back in the day ‘I want to be a Hilton’? Kathy did not act the ditzy knucklehead she is now. She acted very normal and profession.  I’ve seen her on other shows and she doesn’t act like she just did on WWHL. I feel like she puts on an act (like her daughter Paris does) when she goes on these reality related shows. Why I don’t know because she’s not that old. 

[Pi237]

Garcelle making plans to unlatch Dorit from Boz so they could get to know her, too, was kind of funny.  Like let Boz come up for air and talk to other people, too, Dorit!

Kyle's reasons were asinine. Especially, 'you didn't defend Teddy?!' Lmao.   She always looked down her nose at Dorit and made fun of her a lot.  Cant blame her, shes a ridiculous person.  However, that whole dramatic scene with Dorit and her earrings made me almost side with Kyle.  She's just So vapid and Exhausting.  They both are. And their husbands are finally getting to spend time with people who don't suck all the attention out of the room and they're Happy. 

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, Pi237 said:

Garcelle making plans to unlatch Dorit from Boz so they could get to know her, too, was kind of funny.  Like let Boz come up for air and talk to other people, too, Dorit!

Kyle's reasons were asinine. Especially, 'you didn't defend Teddy?!' Lmao.   She always looked down her nose at Dorit and made fun of her a lot.  Cant blame her, shes a ridiculous person.  However, that whole dramatic scene with Dorit and her earrings made me almost side with Kyle.  She's just So vapid and Exhausting.  They both are. And their husbands are finally getting to spend time with people who don't suck all the attention out of the room and they're Happy. 

The earrings thing was absurd!!!  "OMG - I CAN'T - I JUST CAN'T!!!!!"  I thought Dorit was going to have a nervous breakdown because of a pair of freakin' hoop earrings.  (Personally, I thought the hoops looked better than the doorknocker style ones she wound up wearing.)

Dorit seemed more upset about the earrings for her outfit than she was about leaving her kids with (gasp!!!!) their full time nanny, whom they know well and probably spend a whole lot of time with, for two nights.

Edited December 4 by njbchlover

[Cosmocrush]

3 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

I guess Erika’s money woes are over. She just got a Porsche.

She still lives in a rented poolhouse.  Heh. 

 

2 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Who was the lady in pink driving around with Kathy? Garcelle seemed more excited to see her than Kathy...

The chryon said, "Kathy's Brand Manager" whatever that is.  Probably a paid friend. 

[princelina]

Yes her "brand manager" - should be fired if that's her real job 😄

[Cosmocrush]

I think Kyle and Dorito's "friendship" was mostly in Dorito's mind only.   We know Kyle has real off camera friends.  Hopefully Dorito does as well but I have my doubts. 

Kyle is clearly over Dorito and going through the motions of "addressing the elephant in the room" for the sake of the show.  

Somehow I don''t think Dorito's new "standing up" to Kyle story is keeping Kyle up at night.  She waited until they were all together (on camera) to even address it. 

Or that's how I see it anyway. 

[dancingdreamer]

Mo seems pretty  content. He's  very forthcoming  on his own show, he also looks high a lot of the time. I hate those bucket hats,or as EJ called them, coffee  filters. Kathy chose a lovely  place, she should  of put Dorit and Kyle at the kiddies table. I loved what Boz was wearing , when Kathy  delivered  her suitcase, it was beautiful. 

The bag Kyle was carrying  was twenty two thousand, it  looked so ordinary, I never  understand  purses costing that much and more.

Erica  now has a Porsche,  hmm, a sugar daddy perhaps? 

[ZettaK]

2 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

Anybody remember Kathy’s reality show back in the day ‘I want to be a Hilton’? Kathy did not act the ditzy knucklehead she is now. She acted very normal and profession.  I’ve seen her on other shows and she doesn’t act like she just did on WWHL. I feel like she puts on an act (like her daughter Paris does) when she goes on these reality related shows. Why I don’t know because she’s not that old. 

It's an act. The "I Want To Be A Hilton" was a different kind of show (not that I watched it). I also think she is not that intelligent either. Or educated. But she is intelligent enough to manipulate Rick Hilton who is not known for his intellectual abilities.

[Shannah Banana]

I was very interested in Kathy's big pink plastic ring (okay, maybe it was acrylic) that lit up, while driving around in a big fancy car, delivering a bunch of stuff to other rich people that could easily buy their own stuff, and was glad it helped save her money on shipping.  Sigh. The ring sparkled, so I was happy enough.  It fit her finger too well to have come out of a gum machine, but this is Kathy Hilton, so ya never know.  I could see Kathy dropping two or three hundred dollars in a gum machine to get a fifty cent ring.  She'd wear it too, because she ain't right in the head. 

 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit is not even going to pretend that she plans to wear Beverly Beach swimsuits.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Poor Portia. Trapped in that house with Kyle and all those stupid conversations about Mau.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Portia said you bought eight towels total?

I would think you no longer have to discuss stuff like this when you separate.

[Shannah Banana]

59 minutes ago, dancingdreamer said:

Mo seems pretty  content.

I agree, he does.  Kyle doesn't seem too happy about it either.  She actually seems a little resentful to me. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Why do you keep thrusting Teddi upon these women, when they clearly don’t like her?

Hahaha!

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit’s earrings looked so heavy.

[dmeets]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Dorit is not even going to pretend that she plans to wear Beverly Beach swimsuits.

You beat me to it! I doubt she'd be caught dead in one of those.

Good thing Kyle's been doing the splits all these years, because she's really stretching for reasons to be mad at Dorit. It's got to be because she refused to join Rinna and Erika's badmouthing of Kathy in the aftermath of Aspen and that reunion, right? Kyle had to have cosigned on that attack, while she played the part of tortured little sister. Kyle pretended to be mad at them for all of five minutes yet she's been harboring a grudge against Dorit for two years now. Every made up slight she comes up with now makes her seem pettier and pettier. What's next? "At a party 10 months ago you greeted Kathy for ten seconds, while you only greeted me for eight! You're supposed to be MY friend, not hers!"

Kyle's full of shit. She wants praise for being so open with her separation, yet she thinks she can Men in Black flashy thing all of us into forgetting Morgan. Now she refuses to answer a perfectly reasonable question whether even a part of her wishes for a reconciliation. So she's really giving nothing, and now here comes Dorit with a divorce storyline of her own. 

That said, I still despise Dorit and nothing will change that. It started when she and PK slammed Eileen for having the audacity not to publicize her mother's death so that LVP could have a heads up to fake sympathy for her at the reunion, and it irreversibly solidified with "child bride" and her shrug when told about the racial implications (oh, she knew all along). I wish there was a way Kyle and Dorit could just annihilate each other. If Erika goes down as collateral damage, even better!

The charred remains of the Fux Force Five are consuming 95% of the show so far this season. I'm over it and we're only three episodes in.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Jennifer Tilly

Sutton’s Very, Very Wealthy Friend

[ZettaK]

The resentment for Kyle is a storyline for Dorit who might not even be able to film with her kids if PK forbids it. I doubt we will see PK again on our screens. The continuation of the fight was obligatory because production demanded it, and Dorit wanted it. She "found her voice" at a very convenient time. Not that Kyle is a saint though.

I didn't fall for a more likeable Erika, and she didn't disappoint me by getting a Porsche. It was a Taycan model, all electric (she doesn't seem like one who would get an electric car), and the price starts from $99,000.

Did she have another nose job?

Kyle is not too happy Mauricio moved out. She mentioned that Mauricio would film a lot this season.

I don't care about unique pieces (see Jennifer Tilly and her Louis Vuitton) if there are ugly. 

Garcelle's son is an attractive kid. He looks older because he is so tall already.

Kyle dyed her hair dark redish at one point.

Did you notice the music is different this season? 

Sutton's white jeans in combination with the tight white sweater were not flattering. 

Edited December 4 by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

Kyle orders an “Hermes” beverage at the beach. 

I wonder how many Kellys and Birkins she will purchase during the most difficult two - - going on four - - years of her life. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

6 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

I didn't fall for a more likable Erika, and she didn't disappoint me by getting a Porsche. It was a Taycan model, all electric (she doesn't seem like someone who would get an electric car), and the price starts from $99,000. Did she have another nose job?

She’s only more likable because so far no one has, in Erika’s hairspray/Botox-addled perception, disrespected or contradicted her. 

[ZettaK]

7 hours ago, Steph J said:

Erika doesn't understand why Garcelle didn't marry Sean Penn? Really? Sean Penn? I can count on no hands the number of good things I've ever heard about Sean Penn.

Didn't Madonna divorce him because he was abusive?

[hoodooznoodooz]

Did I miss something? What was the point of the Kathy Hilton masks? 

[ZettaK]

3 hours ago, Shannah Banana said:

I agree, he does.  Kyle doesn't seem too happy about it either.  She actually seems a little resentful to me. 

She is resentful because she probably wants a reconciliation, and she is not sure if it will ever happen (although she didn't deny it could in her confessional), or wishes Mauricio would miss her, and be upset, but he seems to be happy. 

13 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Did I miss something? What was the point of the Kathy Hilton masks? 

That she is a narcissist?

Edited December 4 by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

Watching the After Show. Boz is soooooo patient with Dorit.