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[Gobi]

"What kind of Wodka would be best for convincing a woman to have sex with me?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey: We were on a break!

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My god he's so fucking embarrassing. He thinks he's hilarious. He's acting like that kid who sat in the very back row in eighth grade, cracking himself up with his own jokes. 

He’s the kind of infuriating wanna be “alpha male” who has to “own” every situation he’s in.  

[Shelbie]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Another cooking class? It's the theme this season. 

Brian, we are all judging you!! 

At least they’ve moved on from axe throwing places.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"What kind of Wodka would be best for convincing a woman to have sex with me?"

"Doesn't matter, if you manage to pour enough into her, wink wink"

[Red Bridey]

Real Polish vodka, he's a genius!

[HorrrGoodnight]

I JUST MET YOU!!!! Now do me right here. 

[tvrox]

April fools day sex?? Is it a joke? 

He doesn't remember because he was drunk. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I think it was more than one girl

Edited 3 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's a real conoisseur. "That is vodka". 

Meaning it was awful. He had a single molecule of decorum!

[JeanJean]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The bartender>Joey.

I thought that, too!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is “It meant nothing to me” supposed to be an excuse? Maybe a corollary of “It just happened?”

[Gobi]

Are we due for a "hands full and balls empty" proverb?

[HorrrGoodnight]

Oh shit, Matilda's about to wreck his shit.

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The bartender>Joey.

Being single forever>Joey

I’m a financially independent single lady, Magda let me show you the ways. Do not settle for this loser.

[judylo]

11 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

A friend called, sad and hurt because his sons have gone no contact...what is wrong with people? 

Political, perhaps? People are cutting family members out.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is “It meant nothing to me” supposed to be an excuse? Maybe a corollary of “It just happened?”

Hey, he tripped and fell into a vagina, it happens!

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The bartender>Joey.

Jesus, a parakeet is > Joey. Better mannered and a better conversationalist too.

[judylo]

Ah, vodka. My drink of choice until I got an unfortunate diagnosis almost 4 years ago. No more vodka. I don’t really miss it. I do miss bars though!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Political, perhaps? People are cutting family members out.

In my world, everyone is entitled to having an opinion. If it’s a different opinion than mine, so what?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Political, perhaps? People are cutting family members out.

40 and 44 year old babies jumping on a ravaging bandwagon. They've declared him a narcissist, the worst crime hurled by Gen Who Knows.

[Gobi]

Is Polish wodka better in Turkey?

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, a parakeet is > Joey. Better mannered and a better conversationalist too.

And smarter. I bet a parakeet could get Magda's name right. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Not yet 🤣

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is Polish wodka better in Turkey?

No, but turkey is better with vodka.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Polish wodka better in Turkey?

I’ll check Sarper’s bottles on the shelf and get back to you.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Matilda, you’re only “embarrassed” because you got caught fibbing about Nile needing to pay for this and that food and such.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Matilda better be careful getting out of the car, she's pouting so hard she might trip on that bottom lip. 

[Suzywriter]

What is written on the back window of the cab?

[Pepper Mostly]

Gotta hand it to Matilda though, she's committed to the bit. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

No way, Vanja meets a new guy? 😆

[Bees52]

Niles definitely rethinking all this marriage business with Matilda, just on her reactions right now. She's a storm that he probably can't handle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanja goes from discarded to threesome potential. What a crazy world we live in.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Listen to your friends, Faith! 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Why Faith???

[CrazyInAlabama]

Why would Faith's mother or sister want to marry Loren?   He's never importing them to the U.S.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

No way, Vanja meets a new guy? 😆

She meets a friend of one of the Matt Sharp production team, who'll pretend to like Vanya for a crisp twenty and a Starbucks gift card. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh boy….will Niles be done or will he marry her? Until next week. Same bat time same bat channel 

[Suzywriter]

Faith, run.

[Eldemarge]

We didn't think Loren could get worse, but then he put on a knock-off Versace shirt and undid 5 buttons...😭

[Gobi]

"I don't know what I did wrong, eatin' ain't cheatin'."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

We didn't think Loren could get worse, but then he put on a knock-off Versace shirt and undid 5 buttons...😭

He thinks he is Sarper

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that didn’t suck. But tomorrow night is the real test for hard-core snarkers. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, folks. Might not seem so sometimes, but we do have plenty to be thankful for. Toodles for now.

[magemaud]

Now I understand why Joey is only going to be in a couple of episodes. That relationship is going nowhere. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I don't know what I did wrong, eatin' ain't cheatin'."

Yikes!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night peeps! Sending lots of love to my invisible friends, @sainte-chapelle and @judylo. And all of you! You are all special to me and enrich my life! MWAH!

[Red Bridey]

Why is Sister Wives still a thing? They are no longer wives or sisters. Just die, show.

This has been a delight as always, my snarky darlings!

Deepest sympathy to @sainte-chapelle! Sending healing energy to @judylo in hopes of getting a good diagnosis. And much love to everyone else! See you tomorrow at the Tell,-Nothing! Hugs and smooches!

[Gobi]

Till next time, when we discover that they can, indeed, sink lower.

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh boy….will Niles be done or will he marry her? Until next week. Same bat time same bat channel 

Hope you get some rest! We are all thinking of you. 

[JeanJean]

Happy holiday, everyone!