Auntie Anxiety May 18 Share May 18 It wasn’t even Ayonna’s fault that she was driving under the influence!! 1 1 6 Link to comment
Eldemarge May 18 Share May 18 Maybe if you didn't have an ATTITUDE, the judge would have been nicer... 3 1 Link to comment
WaltersHair May 18 Share May 18 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: How dare the judge be disrespectful! I'm watching the Karen Read court trial and the judge cuts the session while the lawyers are speaking. She doesn't mess around either. 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 18 Author Share May 18 Well, yeah, that's kind of how it works. You throw a tantrum in court, someone's going to have something to say about it. 7 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 18 Share May 18 Do your 15 days and stay clean on probation and they will cut that shit short .. like its not that difficult girl 4 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot May 18 Share May 18 Just now, Elizzikra said: I thought the privacy was for the guy on the outside - since he lives with his family, he didn't want them to overhear or walk in. Plus he wanted to evoke fond memories of the last time they had sex in a motel. It was, but there are still people listening to their conversations because he's calling prison. 1 Link to comment
For Cereals May 18 Share May 18 Wait, you get to be sentenced from home and not have to go to court and the judge is disrespectful? She has such impulse control problems and it’s crazy she’s going off in front of the baby! 5 2 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra May 18 Share May 18 Ok bunkies - great hanging with you all in the yard. Have a good week and stay out of trouble! 5 1 Link to comment
JenE4 May 18 Share May 18 The agitated, repeated finger poke hang-up doesn’t seem as satisfying when we used to be able to slam the phone down. oh, the judge was disrespectful. Uh-huh. 6 1 1 Link to comment
Gobi May 18 Share May 18 5 minutes ago, JenE4 said: What a waste of lube and a hotel room. Eek. I was on the hook up app seeing what you were doing, but I was on the hookup app seeing what you were doing! We got a real chicken or the egg scenario here. Who came first? 1 1 1 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 18 Author Share May 18 Just now, Keywestclubkid said: Do your 15 days and stay clean on probation and they will cut that shit short .. like its not that difficult girl And seriously its not like she was whipping up a gruyere and sun-dried tomato omelet and sourdough toast with organic strawberry preserves and fresh squeezed orange juice for her kid. She had to pour some cheerios into a goddamn bowl. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 6 1 Link to comment
kacesq May 18 Share May 18 1 minute ago, For Cereals said: Wait, you get to be sentenced from home and not have to go to court and the judge is disrespectful? She has such impulse control problems and it’s crazy she’s going off in front of the baby! She’s a hot mess. And takes no responsibility. 6 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 18 Share May 18 1 minute ago, For Cereals said: Wait, you get to be sentenced from home and not have to go to court and the judge is disrespectful? She has such impulse control problems temperamental issues and it’s crazy she’s going off in front of the baby! FTFY 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra May 18 Share May 18 Just now, Gobi said: Who came first? I see what you did there. And ew. Just now, Pepper Mostly said: And seriously its not like she was whipping up a gruyere and sun-dried tomato omelet and sourdough toast with organic strawberry preserves and fresh squeezed orange juice for her kid. She had to pour some cheerios into a goddamn bowl. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. That sounds delicious though. 2 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 18 Share May 18 Have a good weekend, everyone. Control your impulses and behave! Love you all. Ciao. 1 1 2 Link to comment
DanaMB May 18 Share May 18 Why not feed her daughter before her zoom court? Right, logic and these people do not go together. 5 Link to comment
Empress1 May 18 Share May 18 3 minutes ago, kacesq said: Yes. Because she’s the JUDGE. And you’re the convict. And you admit you did what you were convicted of so shut up. And if kissing ass keeps you out of jail, you humble yourself and kiss ass. I’ve never been in trouble with the law and I’m generally pretty mouthy, but I shut up immediately when I have to deal with cops (literally - no more words than necessary). Ayonna is ridiculous. 8 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 18 Author Share May 18 Well bunkies, that was super fun and I enjoyed myself thoroughly! Have a fab weekend all, see some of you Sunday. Love you all, smooches! 3 Link to comment
Gobi May 18 Share May 18 Dirty talk lessons, fellatio lessons, phone sex, quite the educational evening. Till next time. 4 Link to comment
Red Bridey May 18 Share May 18 I wish I could remember theirs names better but Clarice or Chartreuse or whatever *is* a dead ringer for BronWan who was "too scared" to let that five-times married musician guy touch her but give me STUFF, DADDY. I wouldn't be surprised if there are classes in prison where you can learn these games. BronWan could be the professor emeritus. I love hanging with y'all on another Felonious Friday! Type with you all later! 4 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 18 Share May 18 Just saw the preview for next week. Joey calls Michael from the emergency room! I wonder if he had an allergic reaction to the lube lotion! 3 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 18 Share May 18 33 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: He got the room so he could talk dirty, because, um, yeah. I'm sure the guard listening in would really enjoy this clown's sexy speak with intermittent giggling. I am actually wondering if these cons are actually in prison or are we are the ones being CONNED? 5 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 (edited) her high pony coupled with that purple shirt just annoys me for some reason lol anyway I have escaped for another episode of this train wreck .. lets go Edited May 25 by Keywestclubkid 2 2 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: I wonder if we'll get another tailgate wedding? so classy ...so elegant ...lol I really wanna know how the hell these people have cell phones in prison like no big deal .. lol its like club med but with fights Jesus 3 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 25 Author Share May 25 (edited) 8 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: I wonder if we'll get another tailgate wedding? Hola bunkies! Have you all had a good week? Checked in with your POs and kept your ankle monitors charged? Placed your weaves on firmly and had your six inch talons properly polished? Have you kept your dreams and aberrations alive? Stayed away from Dubuque? I have the Snarkmobile idling in the driveway, lets cruise! Edited May 25 by Pepper Mostly 5 1 1 Link to comment
JenE4 May 25 Share May 25 I hope everyone fed their kids in advance of our appointed show time. Don’t make me disrespect you! 1 2 1 4 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife May 25 Share May 25 Hey Bunkies! I'm finally out of solitary and back in my fighting form. Unfortunately, the CO's confiscated my eyelashes, wig, and titty shirt, so I'll have to make do with this housecoat, rolling pin included. 1 8 Link to comment
Gobi May 25 Share May 25 I've been outside in the hot sun all day practising singing. Yes, I'm a perspiring rapper. 2 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 25 Author Share May 25 Just now, SemiCharmedLife said: Hey Bunkies! I'm finally out of solitary and back in my fighting form. Unfortunately, the CO's confiscated my eyelashes, wig, and titty shirt, so I'll have to make do with this housecoat, rolling pin included. Don't forget your wooden spoon, and your nonna's sauce recipe! 2 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot May 25 Share May 25 Checking in on Ayonna's "disrespectful" judge. So many good decisions she makes. 4 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said: Hey Bunkies! I'm finally out of solitary and back in my fighting form. Unfortunately, the CO's confiscated my eyelashes, wig, and titty shirt, so I'll have to make do with this housecoat, rolling pin included. if in a pinch a wooden spoon could work 4 1 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife May 25 Share May 25 As livid as Alonna is about the judge, I'm feeling the same way about her...Seriously??? You were in court. I hope the judge comes down hard on her. 5 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 being in love is worth being broke ..... words to live by 3 2 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 25 Author Share May 25 1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said: if in a pinch a wooden spoon could work @Keywestclubkid, we've done it again! 1 3 Link to comment
Floatingbison May 25 Share May 25 hey bitches!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 6 3 Link to comment
Empress1 May 25 Share May 25 Thank God I have Monday off. This burnout is terrible. 3 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 25 Author Share May 25 Just now, SemiCharmedLife said: As livid as Alonna is about the judge, I'm feeling the same way about her...Seriously??? You were in court. I hope the judge comes down hard on her. Oh, she did. Four years probation, jail time, and what? 45 days house arrest. Hahahahahahahahaha 4 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 25 Share May 25 Hi everyone. I’ve been posting on the episode thread. Anyway, I’ll reiterate. Ayonna’s judge had an ugly ass attitude. 2 1 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot May 25 Share May 25 "Being in love is worth being broke." That seems to be the philosophy of every outside sap on this show. 4 1 5 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 this girl is soooo dumb ... so so so so so dumb ugh 7 Link to comment
Gobi May 25 Share May 25 Congratulations, Yonna, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 4 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 25 Author Share May 25 Just now, Floatingbison said: hey bitches!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLOATING BISON IS IN THE HOUSE!! Welcome back, we've missed you! Hope all is well with you! 4 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid May 25 Share May 25 you better listen to that wise stripper girl .. she been in it 3 1 Link to comment
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