S13.E12: Bitter Pill to Swallow

[RoseAllDay]

Thread for tonight’s sideshow.

[Straycat80]

Poor Sutton, doesn’t she always get picked on by the new housewives? Didn’t Diana the willian from last season start picking on her right off the bat too? 
Garcelle is the esophagus police, lol! 

[JenE4]

Not time for the Toothless and Homeless…Toothless Not Homeless…Homeless Not Toothless gala again! At this rate, someone in this group better start up a narrow esophagus charity—maybe Narrow Yet Swallow?

 

[RoseAllDay]

What a fraud AnneMarie is. I can never understand people like that, nor do I want to.

[Stats Queen]

A food tasting at a charity function to support those who are toothless but not homeless. Oops, got that backwards.

The fact that this charity hasn’t rebranded and renamed itself is interesting 

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

What a fraud AnneMarie is. I can never understand people like that, nor do I want to.

I had a surgical procedure last week where I had a nurse anesthetist, she did not look. THING LIKE Anne Marie. If it had been AnneMarie is would has said “not today”

 

[Straycat80]

I kept waiting for Kathy Hilton to pop in and start chirping toothless not homeless, homeless not toothless.

Crystal really needs to stay out of her brothers personal life. And he looks like he’s in his 40’s. 

[RoseAllDay]

3 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

A food tasting at a charity function to support those who are toothless but not homeless. Oops, got that backwards.

The fact that this charity hasn’t rebranded and renamed itself is interesting 

At least it’s memorable…but in a good way? I can’t tell you. Classic Dorit.

[CSunshine76]

Why do both Crystal and Garcelle call her “AnnAMarie” and no one corrects them? I’m not a fan of the woman, but get people’s names straight! 
 

signed,

A “ChristinA” often called “ChristinE”

(huge pet peeve)

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I kept waiting for Kathy Hilton to pop in and start chirping toothless not homeless, homeless not toothless.

Crystal really needs to stay out of her brothers personal life. And he looks like he’s in his 40’s. 

Exactly. He is in his 40s, IIRC from an ep a few weeks back. Regardless, he’s way past the age when he needs permission from anybody to do anything. It’s sad to see, really. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I found it after a 5 min google search maybe I’m a doctor! 
 

everyone Welcome Crystal to the season .. we needed her to wake up 

The guy OBVIOUSLY hitting on her

her I”ll see you in the office

Oh my God I just saw my dentist 

 

I am dead 

[bosawks]

Ha, the dual reach for the drinks by Crystal and Garcelle upon Annemarie’s arrival.

[RoseAllDay]

I’d like to see a huge set of false choppers in the background of this “event.” I appreciate it’s for a good cause, but if you can’t say the name without laughing…

Crystal looks gorgeous. Whoa! She claps back! 

 

[Straycat80]

Love the conversations. Kyle to Mo ‘what are you drinking weed or alcohol’?

Sutton talking about her esophagus in such detail. 

Erikas dentist appeared to not know her, I half expected him to say ‘you owe me money’. 
Here comes Crystal smacking down Annemarie and I’m here for it. 

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Ha, the dual reach for the drinks by Crystal and Garcelle upon Annemarie’s arrival.

All the frozen smiles, and Sutton thinking “Don’t come near me, Marcellus, don’t…oh shit.” Awkward hug.

[janiema]

Annemarie is shit. Go away. One and done. Useless.

[Keywestclubkid]

When the hell did Crystal ever insinuate or say Sutton had an eating disorder? When? It never happened.. what the hell 

[Stats Queen]

So Mauricio can show up to this event but not for her wife at an event honoring her best friend.

Don’t like Kyle, but I just want to slap Mauricio on her behalf. She was in pain but he was somewhere else.

[CSunshine76]

I DO NOT like AnneMarie. Bitch, you are new here, sit down. And also, enjoy your one and only season on RHoBH. Damn girl.

[WaltersHair]

AnneMarie has a chip on her shoulder. Medicine can be very weirdly snobbish, depending on what your title is. She also has zero business discussing Sutton's medical issues. Zero.  She really is awful.

[FlyingEgret]

9 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Love the conversations. Kyle to Mo ‘what are you drinking weed or alcohol’?

Sutton talking about her esophagus in such detail. 

Erikas dentist appeared to not know her, I half expected him to say ‘you owe me money’. 
Here comes Crystal smacking down Annemarie and I’m here for it. 

This part. It was like she was trying to shame him but he just straight up answered alcohol. Made me chuckle

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

AnneMarie has a chip on her shoulder. Medicine can be very weirdly snobbish, depending on what your title is. She also has zero business discussing Sutton's medical issues. Zero.  She really is awful.

Crystal is jealous of HER? GTFO, poseur. She’s giving Diana a run for her money with the vileness.

Edited January 18 by RoseAllDay

[Stats Queen]

20 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Why do both Crystal and Garcelle call her “AnnAMarie” and no one corrects them? I’m not a fan of the woman, but get people’s names straight! 
 

signed,

A “ChristinA” often called “ChristinE”

(huge pet peeve)

I totally appreciate and relate your pet peeve.

What I call Annemarie is much worse than and sounds like a word Crystal said 

[Keywestclubkid]

Fashion designer? 

[Stats Queen]

Annemarie is a medical professional, Dorit is a fashion designer.

The Pink Lady is actually a tiny pink lady.

 

[Straycat80]

What a blast from the past, Paula Abdul and Taylor Dane! And they looked great! I expected Boy George to make an appearance too. 
Ugh, Annemarie is going to ruin the trip. 

Edited January 18 by Straycat80

[Keywestclubkid]

Why does she have Morgan’s shoes? 

[bosawks]

“I had time to listen to the producers who told me to calm the fuck down if I wanted to go to Spain….”

[njbchlover]

28 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Why do both Crystal and Garcelle call her “AnnAMarie” and no one corrects them? I’m not a fan of the woman, but get people’s names straight! 
 

signed,

A “ChristinA” often called “ChristinE”

(huge pet peeve)

Kyle also called her "AnnAmarie" when relaying the fight situation to Dorit, so maybe she spells her name with an "e" in the middle, but it's pronounced like an "a" - sort of French style?  

Either way, she's a bitch/beyotch and as far as I am concerned should just be called "One and done".  

[RoseAllDay]

19 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Ha, the dual reach for the drinks by Crystal and Garcelle upon Annemarie’s arrival.

All the frozen smiles, and Sutton thinking “Don’t come near me, Marcellus, don’t…oh shit.” Awkward hug.

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Why does she have Morgan’s shoes? 

Probably because she paid for them and the store shipped them to Kyle by mistake.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh they are friends now? .. eightamarie is nuts 

[Stats Queen]

I hate non apologies that aren’t apologies at all “I’m you is I felt that way” versus, I’m sorry was was wrong.

AnneMarie - you just suck as a human being and I need you to go far, far away.

[Straycat80]

Spain! Love vacation porn but I was right Annemarie will ruin it. Hope she’s one and done. 

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle is upset she has to mediate something she instigated??? Did she think we would forget she is to blame for Esphogate??

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Why does she have Morgan’s shoes? 

Because she needed an excuse to say Morgan's name one more time this episode

Edited January 18 by FlyingEgret
Clarity

[RecoveringLawyer]

Annemarie is the fucking worst. Sutton didn’t LIE about the gabapentin - she just followed her DOCTOR’s advice. Ugh. She is awful. I love the producers showing how long she talked about the freaking esophagus issue at the Celebration of life. So shady. ;)

[njbchlover]

I am well over 50 years old, and I don't think I have ever heard nor said the word "esophagus" so much in my entire life as I have heard it said tonight and last week.

Can it please stop??  

[RoseAllDay]

 

Here’s to Crystal for finally speaking up…and to AnneMarie, no less.

 

[CSunshine76]

9 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Kyle also called her "AnnAmarie" when relaying the fight situation to Dorit, so maybe she spells her name with an "e" in the middle, but it's pronounced like an "a" - sort of French style?  

Either way, she's a bitch/beyotch and as far as I am concerned should just be called "One and done".  

Agreed, she’s a beyotch and that’s all that matters. But now my curiosity may make me check older episodes to see how she introduces herself. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Keywestclubkid]

6 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Probably because she paid for them and the store shipped them to Kyle by mistake.

Why is Kyle buying her shoes? 

[Bronzedog]

In the last 30 years, I’ve probably heard the word esophagus 15 times. On this show I’ve heard it approximately 987123 times. 

[BusyOctober]

Dorit and her concern over security at her Homeless Not Toothless event…if she is so easily triggered, then STAY HOME.  Someone who has PTSD about strangers and unfamiliar places wouldn’t purposely put themselves in those situations.  Dorit does these “GOLL-uhs”  (no one , in any country, in any language pronounces ‘gala’ that way, you pretentious twat) first and foremost to bring attention to herself.  It’s all about her and her phucking photo shoots, her borrowed labeled designer clothes and jewelry.

Annemarie looked and walked like a linebacker getting out at the GOLL-uh.  She is so unlikeable, just like Diana.  Don’t let the door hit you on the way out of the Reunion.

[Axie]

I have absolutely no medical education but if anyone here wants me to weigh in on your medical diagnosis’ just shoot me a message. I’ll get back to you as soon as I form a personal opinion. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Stats Queen said:

Annemarie is a medical professional, Dorit is a fashion designer.

The Pink Lady is actually a tiny pink lady.

 

It's like that game, two things are true and one is a lie.

Also, should I have known the Pink Lady?

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I found it after a 5 min google search maybe I’m a doctor! 
 

everyone Welcome Crystal to the season .. we needed her to wake up 

The guy OBVIOUSLY hitting on her

her I”ll see you in the office

Oh my God I just saw my dentist 

 

I am dead 

The dentist was a cutie.  

I have run in to my gynecologist on several occasions, I always have to wonder how he knows me standing up with clothes on, lol but I wonder that about most men I run in to, lol.

[KenyaJ]

42 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Kyle is upset she has to mediate something she instigated??? Did she think we would forget she is to blame for Esphogate??

Did she forget she was being filmed at Annemarie's house when she basically gave Annemarie her marching orders? Annemarie sucks for harassing Sutton about her damn esophagus, full stop. But Kyle's not escaping her part in this.

On another note, it's been incredibly uncomfortable to watch Kyle and Mauricio interact all season long. I was shocked when I first heard of their split, but it makes total sense after watching this season.

Finally, Annemarie not knowing Taylor Dayne is just another reason she sucks. Add it to the pile.

[Stats Queen]

7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It's like that game, two things are true and one is a lie.

Also, should I have known the Pink Lady?

I have no clue who the pink lady is. All I know is that she was titled the Pink Lady, so she appeared to be what she said she was (I’ve had some wine)

AnneMarie claims to be a medical professional- and is opposite of professional.

Dorit is a fashion designer - with as far as I know, one swimwear line that is no longer in existence and for which her business partner sued her.

The Pink Lady - is titled The Pink lady, and she is a lady in pink so who am I to question?

[Baltimore Betty]

I loved Taylor Dayne back in the day.  Every time I hear her name I think of this hysterical story Tig Nataro tells about meeting T.Dayne, it seems TDayne does not have a good sense of humor.

Paula Abdul sounded terrible, her voice was so weak, maybe it was her esophagus?

[Axie]

I used to love Taylor Dayne too, but, I didn’t think she sounded very good.

 I wonder what the deal is with Paula Abdul.  First she was on Crappy Lake and now this.

[Pi237]

Can Monica from Salt Lake come pick up Annamarie and go Thelma and Louis off a cliff somewhere? (Metaphorically, relax)

Why do these newbies always have to come in hot with made up beef to try to make a name for themselves? It’s so obvious and thirsty. And her attempt to burn Crystal in the preview doesn’t even make sense-“I want to thank you for giving you something to talk about to make yourself relevant?” I don’t think those words mean what you think they do.  Reminded me of drunk Denise saying “you’re welcome” to Erika. Lmao so embarrassed for her. Love Kyle acting all ‘who me?’ Like she didn’t start all this nonsense. Dont care about her and Maurice and Morgan.  Nice fake ‘golly gee these are Morgan’s shoes!’

Also, have to join in on the chuckles  about the announcement of “Fashion Designer, Dorit”  

 

[WaltersHair]

Kyle and her big damn bag has to be front and center on Sutton's counter. Her bags are starting to become 'friend of housewife' with as much character as some of them.

[Axie]

Apropos of nothing, my dog was just put on gabapentin.  Hope his esophagus is OK. Better call Annawhoever.