Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Oh sure…he wants to sweep it all under the carpet now.

[WaltersHair]

It's actually very difficult for someone Monique's size and age to get pregnant.

But this is LAL. Who am I kidding?

[Maybeitsme]

Oh wow this conversation between Derek and Monique is totally scripted 

[kacesq]

Those eyelashes are so heavy you can’t even see her eyes half the time.

[Pepper Mostly]

He hasn't looked her in the eye one time as he pleads his case. Slippery as an eel. But of course Monique is eating it up. 

[Keywestclubkid]

then YOU need to control those sisters dude

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

It's actually very difficult for someone Monique's size and age to get pregnant.

But this is LAL. Who am I kidding?

The morning after pill wouldn’t work on her because of her weight either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek really knows how to sweet talk Monique. But she’s so desperate, it isn’t difficult to bullshit her.

[goofygirl]

Is it just me or is Lindsey gonna call Daonte in the next five minutes?  I could be wrong.  She LURVES Mumblemouth.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I have no time for this Lindsay and Blaine bs...they are just acting out another storyline.  I guess they are Britt and Marce Lite.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I know some women can’t do hormonal birth control, but condoms exist!

That's it.  If she cannot be on birth control, he needs to wrap it up.  None of these clowns are in a place tp have kids, yet every episode there is at least one pregnancy scare.  I enjoy watching these fools  but they need to leave children out of it, 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Is it just me or is Lindsey gonna call Daonte in the next five minutes?  I could be wrong.  She LURVES Mumblemouth.

As naive as Daonte is, I'm sure he'll foot the bill for Blaine's lawyer.

[Pepper Mostly]

And of course Amber couldn't call an Uber. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

All that drinking is making Amber bloated.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just another Friday night at the Sticky Cactus...

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't like most people"

Same, TC. Same. 

[Empress1]

“I don’t like most people.” DEAD.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

All that drinking is making Amber bloated.

She really has gained a lot of weight.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I think I'm going to borrow that one. "It's not that I don't like you. I just don't like people." Surely, that will put people at ease.

[Gobi]

"I'm not a drug dealer. I'm just a drug user; there's a difference."

[Auntie Anxiety]

How in the world would anyone jump to the conclusion that Puppy and her “fiancé” are drug dealers? Crazy, right?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puppy said "not" so many times that TC has no clue what she said.  The elusive quintuple negative!

[Empress1]

Wait, wasn’t Puppy a drug dealer? Like, that’s why she was locked up?

[JenE4]

Puppy said “not a drug dealer” so many times that now I’m certain that she’s a drug dealer.

[candall]

TC just had a thought bubble over his head that read, "THREESOME!!"

[LEILANI2]

Says the guy dating an ex con.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How in the world would anyone jump to the conclusion that Puppy and her “fiancé” are drug dealers? Crazy, right?

We have never seen her fiance when he wasn't stoned out of his damn mind.  Hm, why don't you want them around?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey keeps Daonte on speed dial for just this sort of occasion.

[kacesq]

Death grip on the vape pen…

[goofygirl]

Lindsey honey; you are a MESS!  But you have good hair! So there's THAT.

[Empress1]

By “work” does Lindsay mean “the show?”

[kacesq]

You deserve all the misery, Lindsay…

[Maybeitsme]

HA! She basically admitted they were, but are no longer drug dealers 

[WaltersHair]

Out in the Real World. Oh, honey

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

By “work” does Lindsay mean “the show?”

I think she means their highly lucrative house flipping business…

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

By “work” does Lindsay mean “the show?”

Well, Christ knows she doesn't have a job.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How many times have we seen Lindsey sitting on a curb?

Yes, Lindsey, you do deserve this.  You deserve all of this.

[Gobi]

"I don't deserve to be lied to."

Narrator: But Lindsey did, indeed, deserve to be lied to.

[Empress1]

I mean, Lindsay lies to men on the regular, so this righteous indignation is a bit much.

[Keywestclubkid]

Boomhauer all "dang ol get in the truck acting all  crazy like making me drive around after you man looking all dust in the wind man .. I can't do this man ... just drive drive drive dang ol by man I gotta go use up all my gas trying to follow you around like driving miss dang il daisy man"  just aint right man. I tell you what... 

[candall]

Linday honey, you better think twice before you go demanding you be handed what you deserve.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

HA! She basically admitted they were, but are no longer drug dealers 

I think we knew that. Like, I think TC is being literal. 

[LEILANI2]

I liked it better when she was with that old guy.  This is so fake.

[Pepper Mostly]

Once more, they appear to be existing in a ghost town. Where are all the people? Did Sharp Productions cordon off the downtown area of East Hicksville to film this pivotal scene? 

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I'm late, the sex swing hook pulled out of the ceiling and I had to get iced down.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Boomhauer all "dang ol get in the truck acting all  crazy like making me drive around after you man looking all dust in the wind man .. I can't do this man ... just drive drive drive dang ol by man I gotta go use up all my gas trying to follow you around like driving miss dang il daisy man"  just aint right man. I tell you what... 

Oh great, DEAD. AGAIN. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I don't deserve to be lied to."

Narrator: But Lindsey did, indeed, deserve to be lied to.

I hear this in the voice of Ron Howard a la "Arrested Development."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah’s mother is very difficult to look at. I always see her as first level Walking Dead.

[sempervivum]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Christ knows she doesn't have a job

You must have forgotten that she was shown doing demo work for Blaine while wearing a tank top, short shorts and high-heeled construction boots last season!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Once more, they appear to be existing in a ghost town. Where are all the people? Did Sharp Productions cordon off the downtown area of East Hicksville to film this pivotal scene? 

I am TOTALLY DEAD now!

I hope you're happy 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sorry I'm late, the sex swing hook pulled out of the ceiling and I had to get iced down.

You should have had it professionally installed... by Sarah's mother.