Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

30 pounds of Marijuana in the airport?!? My man should have stuck with smuggling muffins.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Genius move. Don't tell the fam you got married, but put it on social media. That's not going to cause tension at all.

[kacesq]

Why is she meeting her ex? Is this normal? I don’t recall my mom meeting with her exes when she was married to my dad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara doesn’t think she’ll get caught, but the producer will make sure he goes that that same cafe during his break.

[Keywestclubkid]

what is going on with her hair in that pic Jesus 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why is she meeting her ex? Is this normal? I don’t recall my mom meeting with her exes when she was married to my dad.

Well, she does have a kid with him, although I’m not sure if he knows that.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

 

My friend watches those.  She's always trying to get me to watch as well.

Come join us.......

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sara looks so different than her "before pics."

[kacesq]

Oh is this her other baby’s father?

[Keywestclubkid]

hes in rehab?? didn't she say she was texting him last night? im confused 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh is this her other baby’s father?

Yes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aris: "I don't want to be associated with nothing shady"

Pepper Mostly: "and that is why you went to hotprisonstudsdotcom in search of a life partner?"

Exactly what I was typing.  FFS you chased prison peen.  Nothing shady there. 

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

So Cameron has the $$$ to fix the A/C but he's not gonna tell HOW he got it..... Hmmm... Last time he went to prison for 30 pounds of marijuana!! Wonder if he's in the biz again??

Check the tables.  After all, we know he gets table high. 

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

30 pounds of Marijuana in the airport?!? My man should have stuck with smuggling muffins.

Are we sure he didn't try to hide the weed in the muffins?  The man knows how to work a muffin (or so he's said).

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

hes in rehab?? didn't she say she was texting him last night? im confused 

So are we all, my friend. So are we all. 

[kacesq]

That guy is better looking than Shawn….but that’s not a high bar…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara, might I suggest that you don’t rush to have Abby meet her bio dad.

[LEILANI2]

26 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ok, before we get into this latest episode....has anyone here been watching Poker Face? I just caught up today and I am pumped. The guest stars are everything 

Love it!  Was going to reccommend tonight actually.  If you love Psyche, Monk this is can't miss.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, she's all giddy and flirty. 

"I'm married, at this point" = "whattaya got, big boy? Tempt me away from this fool. It won't be hard" 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

That guy is better looking than Shawn….but that’s not a high bar…

I was thinking the same thing, almost verbatim.

Sarah, you have a whole-ass kid and husband. You and Anthony broke up.

[Gobi]

Hey Anthony, you did drugs with her and lived, cut your losses and move on.

[kacesq]

Sarah’s eyelashes are ridiculous. 
oh and rehab dude? She has a kid with Shawn now, too. So welcome to your new life…even if you win Ohio’s Princess Grace here you’ll always have Shawn around…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sara didn't tell her daughter this loser is her father.  Instead, mother of the year shows it on TV.  She and Shawn deserve each other.  Quality parenting. 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you have a new baby with Sean .....STOP THIS

[goofygirl]

Sara, you are a LIAR!  You wanted to meet Anthony and get it on so you could throw that shit in dumbass Shawn's face.  We all know it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I binged C.B. Strike on HBO Max. It was great.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Sarah’s eyelashes are ridiculous. 
oh and rehab dude? She has a kid with Shawn now, too. So welcome to your new life…even if you win Ohio’s Princess Grace here you’ll always have Shawn around…

Well, Shawn's six other kids might dispute that. 

[Ladystardust]

This is such an awkward conversation to have in front of the sister.

[LEILANI2]

Sarah needs to just run into this guys arms and leave Shawn with his video games and 20 kids.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That guy is better looking than Shawn….but that’s not a high bar…

Shawn often looks like he's recently been hit in the head with a 2x4.  It's the blank look that he has mastered. 

[Keywestclubkid]

and this is why Sara deserves Sean they are both sceeeeevs 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Shawn often looks like he's recently been hit in the head with a 2x4.  It's the blank look that he has mastered. 

You nailed it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Eldemarge]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Shawn often looks like he's recently been hit in the head with a 2x4.  It's the blank look that he has mastered. 

💀

[OoogleEyes]

I am going to punch Chance's sunglasses in the throat. 

Who EVER thought that this was a good choice 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I am going to punch Chance's sunglasses in the throat. 

Who EVER thought that this was a good choice 

Who ever thought Chance on our tv screen was a good idea?

[Gobi]

The sister better take a pregnancy test, she was awfully close to a recipient of Shawn's super sperm.

[Empress1]

Aris and Cameron are about the most loving couple in the bunch. Ain’t that some shit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer wouldn’t know a good decision even if it bit her on the ass.

[goofygirl]

Goody.  We're about to find out how a guy just out of prison has managed to get eleventy seven credit cards in 6 months.  He has so many credit cards, he has his file cabinet in the TOILET!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

TayLer wouldn’t know a good decision even if it bit her on the ass.

I think that is what drew Chance to her...someone to control and manipulate.

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Goody.  We're about to find out how a guy just out of prison has managed to get eleventy seven credit cards in 6 months.  He has so many credit cards, he has his file cabinet in the TOILET!!

You know the APRs are like 30%.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Goody.  We're about to find out how a guy just out of prison has managed to get eleventy seven credit cards in 6 months.  He has so many credit cards, he has his file cabinet in the TOILET!!

What? According to him, he increases his credit score with each and every late payment demand letter.

[kacesq]

Why wouldn’t you just tell your father you got married? I don’t get these people.

[Ladystardust]

I bet he took cards out in Tayler's name (and probably Bobbie and the kids too). She is screwed.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

You know the APRs are like 30%.

It doesn't matter if you don't pay them.

[Empress1]

Man, I miss my dad. Every single day.

Edited March 4, 2023 by Empress1

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aris' daddy has NO IDEA how  disappointed he is with this marriage!  Wait until he meets the Muffin Man!

[Keywestclubkid]

yes but its respectful to tell the people in your life about your decisions .. you dont just do what you wanna do 

[candall]

The drama of Anthony's love for Sarah must have slipped into my dreams and disturbed my meta.

Looks like no one supports those two crazy kids, but I don't know . . . the thought of life with Shawn gives me a rash.  That frying pan isn't a good bet--take the fire.

[Maybeitsme]

Idk but Cameron doesn't strike me as any fathers choice for their daughter 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sure, Aris, you have such a great relationship with your daddy that you were scared to tell him upfront about your marriage to a troglodyte failed rapper felon.

[kacesq]

This is so romantic! What the fuck? What the fuck?

keep it classy, Aris!