Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

If they discharged him it was likely a mini stroke. My mom and my friend both had one….after a few days of dizziness they were fine so hopefully that is all this is

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are they howling and wailing like this? Dad's already home! Tempest in a teapot, again. As usual. 

[charmed1]

Seeing Daddy Silva in the preview in his vest makes me happy. He’s okay. Whew! Back to snarking on his insane spawn.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Lord don’t stress the man out 

[goofygirl]

Mini-stroke.  The guy is talking on the phone.  Sounds like he knew what was happening and got himself to the Doctor.  Like REALLY SMART GUY!!!! 

I'm quite impressed with this guy.  He's got all the brains in the fambly, obviously.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolll “ you come home and give me stress” i don’t see these two being helpful…at all

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dad just had a stroke and they can’t stop blubbering. He’s being put in the position of making them feel better instead of the other way around. I’ve had to do that in the past and it’s exhausting.

[Frozendiva]

The dad is okay. He got to the hospital in time and he will recover.

[Hotel Snarker]

They are incapable of not blowing everything out of proportion. Classic Silva. Big, pouty lips like ducks, squeezing tears out but never actually getting there, faces like they’re letting out a fart smellier than Incel Mike ever let out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey and Stacey: We want to come home!

Dad: NO. STAY AWAY.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

"All we have is each other. And our kids. And all of our tacky, vulgar friends. Oh, and apparently one of us has a husband." 

Why do they have to make a plan of action? There is nothing they can do for their dad! Leave him alone and let him rest! 

[Hotel Snarker]

On a more somber note, imagine how scary it must have been for Aspen.

[Eldemarge]

PRE. Marital. Counseling.  A little late, hon.

The stakes are low.

[Pepper Mostly]

They are doing pre marital counseling? All together now: YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

PRE. Marital. Counseling.  A little late, hon.

The stakes are low.

Was about to say the same thing

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just realized that they are showing scenes from “last time.”

[sainte-chapelle]

I know they are exhausting but dad was kinda a shit parent to them growing up. They are overcompensating

[Hotel Snarker]

Premarital? YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED!

[Frozendiva]

Someone’s hair extension strip is showing.

[charmed1]

No! Why is this still on? I have to go to bed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My back has been hurting me lately, so I decided to sit here with a heating pad on my back and my electric blanket covering me up and now I feel like a panini.

[Frozendiva]

Georgi has Gucci luggage and an LV bag?

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcey..you are sleeping with Georgi on the down low …of course there was drama

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Georgi has Gucci luggage and an LV bag?

All knockoffs, take that to the bank.

[MagicEyes]

Is Georgi’s hair a different color than it was yesterday? 

Edited April 4, 2023 by MagicEyes
Stupid autocorrect

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dad just had a stroke and they can’t stop blubbering. He’s being put in the position of making them feel better instead of the other way around. I’ve had to do that in the past and it’s exhausting.

EXACTLY. Dad said stay away. It’s hard but maybe honor his wishes for a few days so he can rest?

[goofygirl]

I know old Daddy didn't do his best with these two while they were kids but seriously, the man made a great deal of $$$ and this is why they're in the position they are now.  He's doing his best to make up for it, in my mind; staying with the girls and holding down the fort while these two flit around getting plastic surgery and generally farting through life.

Can we cut Daddy Silva some slack? A LITTLE BIT??

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, how can they go out in public with those scraggy, shitty extensions? Looks like some poor, elderly horse gave up his mangy mane. 

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is Georgia’s hair a different color than it was yesterday? 

He needed a new cut and color. For the trauma. 

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Georgi has Gucci luggage and an LV bag?

Down on that street in NYC where they sell the good fakes? Bet Darcey bought them!

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Aspen, she's had to make dad the occasional cup of tea. What a burden that poor child has been bearing. 

Oh god, no! Not "a nice dinner" at chez Silva. You know that means drama, tears, and the possible throwing of crockery.

[Frozendiva]

The dad has a decent prognosis. It could be much worse.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Georgi has Gucci luggage and an LV bag?

MCM Fanny back and Dior shirt too.

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I know old Daddy didn't do his best with these two while they were kids but seriously, the man made a great deal of $$$ and this is why they're in the position they are now.  He's doing his best to make up for it, in my mind; staying with the girls and holding down the fort while these two flit around getting plastic surgery and generally farting through life.

Can we cut Daddy Silva some slack? A LITTLE BIT??

“This is the worst thing that could have happened”. Like NO Darcey! Be grateful. The drama it’s just in is fucking real. The man isn’t even in the hospital. Count your blessings, act like an adult and STFU.

Having nonstop surgeries in Eastern European countries because no American doctor would touch them absolutely could kill them.

Shouldn’t this poor man be in bed? And not answering a ton of stressful questions and getting sleep?

If the Backstreet Boys need a fill in for their tour, I have heard Georgi is available. Does he dance? Does he want it that way?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dad can see how much fun the party was when he watches the latest episodes. You didn’t miss much, Dad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus. You are 48 years old and are already married! Why all the doe eyed "my precious daddykins needs to walk me down the aisle"? I simply cannot even. 

[charmed1]

What are they eating ? Clearly, no one wants it.

[goofygirl]

Jeebus.  These two are starting to PISS ME OFF!!!  Shut it already freak show!  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

What are they eating ? Clearly, no one wants it.

Its not cut on the bias, its ruined everyone's appetite. 

[goofygirl]

So... Pepper... What did YOU have for dinner tonight? Duck? Steak? Pork tenderloin?  I'm dying to know! Seriously!

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I know old Daddy didn't do his best with these two while they were kids but seriously, the man made a great deal of $$$ and this is why they're in the position they are now.  He's doing his best to make up for it, in my mind; staying with the girls and holding down the fort while these two flit around getting plastic surgery and generally farting through life.

Can we cut Daddy Silva some slack? A LITTLE BIT??

I don’t think anyone is really shitting on him. He was by his own admission a shit parent and cheated on his wife constantly. That said I am sure he practically raised Aniko and Aspen and is a very caring grandparent.  Stacey and Darcey are adults…they are overcompensating drama Queens who can’t see it because unlike their father they refuse to take responsibility for their mistakes and seek therapy. I think he tries to make it up to them with money…which enables them but they are grown and need to…well…grow up. I like their dad. 

Edited April 4, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[GrannySmith]

I can’t get over the size of their foreheads in the interviews. It looks like their hair starts at the top of their heads. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, GrannySmith said:

I can’t get over the size of their foreheads in the interviews. It looks like their hair starts at the top of their heads. 

It does.  That's where they glue those hideous extensions.

[Frozendiva]

You think Dad would have a single serve coffee machine.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

It does.  That's where they glue those hideous extensions.

Holy crap.  Stacey can't even use HER OWN coffee maker.  DOOFUS!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

What are they eating ? Clearly, no one wants it.

The father literally left the whole plate of food.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They are moving the wedding to Connecticut? What a blow we’ve been dealt.

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG just let your dad rest. You are already married. 

[goofygirl]

That poor wedding planner.  I'd just say NO!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, goofygirl said:

That poor wedding planner.  I'd just say NO!

I’d quit

[Frozendiva]

I would take my commission and run.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

That poor wedding planner.  I'd just say NO!

She will get paid by Sharp handsomely.

[Hotel Snarker]

What makes them think their dad, who is recovering from a mini-stroke, wants to host a wedding in his house for his 48 year old daughter, who is ALREADY married?