Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Pepper Mostly]

10,000 for a wedding cake? I got married in 1987, our cake was something like $200. Local bakery, lemon flavor, buttercream, serving 100. 

[sainte-chapelle]

LOLllll Georgi is back….I like his hair, he looks better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, judylo said:

Oh no, those dating prospects look horr!ble!

The Single Life, Darcey style.

[Doublemint]

Darcy wants to "get back on the horse" right.

[Frozendiva]

Stacey does not need a $100,000 vow renewal. Buy a condo!

[Pepper Mostly]

The Return of Georgi. Can Jesse be far behind? 

One hour is so much better. Thanks for the laughs, friends. See the Pounders among you on Wednesday! Have a great week!

[JeanJean]

11 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

"Some guy is paying attention to me.  I feel like there's something about this guy."

I was like that in my early 20s. Early 20s. Did I say "early 20s"?

[OneGuy]

Thanks for the diversion.  Enjoy your week.

[sainte-chapelle]

That was fun you guys…see some of you on Wed.

[Doublemint]

Back to the kitchen for more water!    Have a great week guys.

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is practicing for MILF Mansion

Stacey is the one with sons 

[Lurk]

14 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Stacey is the one with sons 

I'm sure she'd loan one to Darcy. They're twins. They share everything!

[Hotel Snarker]

15 hours ago, Lurk said:

I'm sure she'd loan one to Darcy. They're twins. They share everything!

They’re Extreme Sisters.

Sorry guys, I did not feel like doing it last night. So much labor that had to be done between Monday and Today. I actually fell asleep while the Silva Mess was on. Oops, better luck next week.

[Texasmom1970]

On 1/23/2023 at 7:53 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey reeks of desperation. 

And we have a name for them a new perfume.

[Hotel Snarker]

Monday passed quicker than I thought! Anyone here to do it BIG?! 💥

[OneGuy]

Not being Starcey, I'm not sure I can do it big.

[Hotel Snarker]

(crickets)

Primetimer snarkers behind the screen: Uh uh, uh uh uh uh.

Me: Bueller? BUELLER?

[Frozendiva]

And we’re back.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh I was in the wrong thread! 

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh I was in the wrong thread! 

I think that every time I'm here!

[sainte-chapelle]

All I see are boobs and lips

[Frozendiva]

Why don’t they just each move to a different city and have their own lives?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola snarkers! And here we are again! Ready for some hagged out, pathetic, needy, backbiting sisterly activity? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Requirements for being in the chat:

• Gotta know how to cut steak on the bias
• Gotta smell like an angel

[Eldemarge]

Hate to show off, Darce and Stace, but I did a deep conditioning treatment during my lunch hour.  DOING IT BIG

[Pepper Mostly]

My husband just walked in and was immediately overcome with a mix of horror and hysterical laughter. 

[Hotel Snarker]

God, their new faces just look so weird when they're pouting.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Hate to show off, Darce and Stace, but I did a deep conditioning treatment during my lunch hour.  DOING IT BIG

I did my weekly skin care routine--exfoliate, clay mask, sheet mask. My skin is glowy and my hair is fluffy. I am fully fifteen years older than these two hags and miles prettier. Preen.

Edited January 31, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the prom dress?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

God, their new faces just look so weird when they're pouting.

Fixed that for you.

[Hotel Snarker]

SNATCHED!

[sainte-chapelle]

If Darcey is a small then I am Meghan Markle

[Eldemarge]

Oh that's the outfit?? I thought she was still in her shapewear.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

SNATCHED!

Do not, under any circumstances, take a shot every time one of these slags yells "SNATCHED!". You will die.

[Shelbie]

For both of them their oversized boobs distort the rest of their bodies. Add the hooker clothes and they look beyond stupid.

[charmed1]

I’m here standing in my truth. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys help me, what perfume is she spaying this time? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh that's the outfit?? I thought she was still in her shapewear.

Any shape wear she manages to struggle into will curl up like a cheap Venetian blind within seconds.

[Frozendiva]

Why does Stacey need a huge, expensive wedding?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys help me, what perfume is she spaying this time? 

Perfume Detective El Demarge will figure this out...

I thought it might be Tom Ford, but I can go take another look.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why does Stacey need a huge, expensive wedding?

Because she’s a strong empowered woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord, get that woman out of the sun. She looks like she might melt away.

[judylo]

I dislike Stacey. 

[Frozendiva]

The birds can peck the twins’ hair for nest building materials.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll Florian picks a public park. He put zero thought into this.

[OneGuy]

A lot of distractions?  I never noticed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Perfume Detective El Demarge will figure this out...

I thought it might be Tom Ford, but I can go take another look.

I appreciate your dedication to the snark. You are a hero and I salute you.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys help me, what perfume is she spaying this time? 

Something that will make her smell like an angel.

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am fully fifteen years older than these two hags and mile prettier. Preen.

Really, TWENTY.

[charmed1]

Wait. This is for a wedding? I thought she married this wolf boy years ago.

[OneGuy]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Wait. This is for a wedding? I thought she married this wolf boy years ago.

Another season, another wedding.