Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

What a wonderful season it's been.  Many laughs,  later gaters 

[Empress1]

Are Brittany and Marcelino back?!

[kacesq]

Oh no. Amber and Puppy. Again.

Just now, Empress1 said:

Are Brittany and Marcelino back?!

Sadly, yes.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh no. Amber and Puppy. Again.

Sadly, yes.

UGH. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shawn will be on our TVs.  Increase your birth control.  He has miracle sperm.

[LEILANI2]

His eyes when they were cuddled up talking on that swing, not surprised they broke up.  

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh no. Amber and Puppy. Again.

Really??  Amber and Puppy haven't done anything interesting in three years.  Sheesh.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Shawn will be on our TVs.  Increase your birth control.  He has miracle sperm.

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

[kacesq]

They bought a manufactured home, right? Is that what that is?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Boomhauer is back.  Turn on the closed captioning. 

[kacesq]

Boomhauer is enunciating in his THs.

[Empress1]

Buy a house with what?

Also didn’t she have warrants?

[kacesq]

We’ve seen this lawyer before, right?

Blaine has charges?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG, this "attorney" is back. 

Lindsey is trying for her Emmy.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

They bought a trailer a used trailer. Welp. Good luck kids.

[Empress1]

Lindsay has a lot of nerve looking all indignant.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Lindsay has a lot of nerve looking all indignant.

Having charges is her thing, how dare Blaine try and compete?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Boomhauer is another strong decision maker.

[Keywestclubkid]

Did she take care of all her warrants and shit? 

[kacesq]

A $15k detainer? Go on, reality show lawyer! These two have that kind of money…

[TooMuchRealityTV]

You mean the Lindsey may have to live in the trailer alone? I mean who could have guessed Blaine who committed felonies in her employ might have charges.

[candall]

I would have been fine hanging with the current crew for a few more whiles.  Oh, well.  I just bob along on the tide of LAL.

 

At least Lindsay's new cowboy is bringing us another ace legal representative. : )

 

See you next week, Snarkteam Six.

[Empress1]

Did Lindsay always have that half sleeve?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, Gosh!  Lindsay's going to ask Daonte for the $15 g!

[kacesq]

Derek’s sisters are nasty.

 

Just now, Empress1 said:

Did Lindsay always have that half sleeve?

I think she did.

[goofygirl]

Derek's looking for weight scales to give to Monique for her BIRTHDAY!!!!  I am sooo impressed!!

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, Gosh!  Lindsay's going to ask Daonte for the $15 g!

She could sell her hair. She has a lot of faults but she has great hair.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek:  We were on a break!

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

She could sell her hair. She has a lot of faults but she has great hair.

If I hadn’t spent all these seasons with her, I’d think she was really pretty. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

If I hadn’t spent all these seasons with her, I’d think she was really pretty. 

And she gave us Lippy. No one will beat Lippy.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

If I hadn’t spent all these seasons with her, I’d think she was really pretty. 

Objectively, she is. She’s just a mess and kind of an asshole.

[JenE4]

Now we’re going to have a Love Before Lockup with Lindsey and Blaine. $15k?!? There goes their fairytale life in their trailer. She’ll be calling Daonte in 3…2…

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

If I hadn’t spent all these seasons with her, I’d think she was really pretty. 

Her latest mug shot is jacked up.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Objectively, she is. She’s just a mess and kind of an asshole.

Exactly.

Im no fan of Monique but Derek’s sisters can have several seats. Mocking her weight.

[Empress1]

These nails and lashes are KILLING ME

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am enjoying that white sweater.  It is appropriate for absolutely nowhere.

[Keywestclubkid]

Well Monique hates you couldn’t get invisiline … stop with this attitude with your adult braces from 1982 

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

These nails and lashes are KILLING ME

The lashes in particular kill me. 

Monique’s sister made some interesting fashion choices.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

The lashes in particular kill me. 

They look bad! I do not understand it. False lashes, mascara, fine. Lashes that look like you have spiders on your face, no!

[goofygirl]

OK, Monique might be pregnant is my guess....  Gotta go for sure now.  Night peeps!

[kacesq]

See you all next Friday my friends!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

See  you for more trouble in paradise!

[candall]

Who picked out that pink and purple empire-waistline dress Monique's wearing in her TH?  More of that, please!

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Who picked out that pink and purple empire-waistline dress Monique's wearing in her TH?  More of that, please!

I was just thinking she looks good in that! The colors and the style are flattering.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Night all!  See you next week for the new season of the old seasons.

[JenE4]

Okay, Justine and Michael’s matching catburgular outfits (black turtleneck, black knit hat) with thick silver chain is their best look yet!! And by best, I obviously mean the most hilariously ridiculous look!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap on the season.  Justine is pregnant; Aris is side-eyeing alpha male Cameron; Travis and Ashley somehow did not make it; Nathan found enough sense to not propose to Skylar; Monique and Derek will try, try again. 

Next week - Life After Lockup.  Same bat time; same bat channel!